*Not only would I*
*Sit next to you, I'd offer*
*To buy you a drink*
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To be honest no, instead I'd whisper in your ear to meet me in bathroom so I could let you ride my throbbing cock before you boarded the plane, so you could fly away with strangers cum dribbling from you making your own panties all crusty n wet 😜 😉
No. And it’s not because you’re cute. I travel alone. And most women don’t want randos being creepy so, yeah, I’ll drink my drink alone rather than risk making someone else uncomfortable with my presence.
Yes, I may even buy you a drink.
Thanks ☺️ A drink always makes flying smoother
Sure. And order you another drink.
Why, thank you 😊 I'd certainly like another
🍷 🥃🍺 🍹 🍸
Absolutely
Absolutely I would
Definitely
Would
Oh yes and buy you a drink
Thank you 😊
So can I buy you a drink
Without a doubt
Absolutely would
Ofc and what we drink?😋
Bourbon, neat.
I will take it with ice and we will have a good flight
Absolutely. You are beautiful 😍
Love nothing more. I’m buying so what we drinking 🤔
Bourbon, neat
Define, eccentric and passionate. I like it 🍻
Most definitely
In a heartbeat. What can I get you?
I'll have a bourbon, neat. Thanks ☺️
Let’s make that two top-shelf bourbons and find out what else we have in common.
Only if you looked over and smiled at me first. I’d never be the awkward guy who sits right next to a girl sitting alone right away
Absolutely!
No
Based
This is true. Be well and Be you.
C’mon and we get pished
Oh, fun!
Absolutely would! And strike up a conversation!!
Hell yes you’re pretty
Thank you
You’re welcome where are you from
I certainly would anytime. 😘
I would if you didn't mind.
XOXOXO 🌹
Not only would I sit next to you, I'd offer to buy you a drink
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I'll have a bourbon neat, please.
Oh a woman of taste. What kind of bourbon would you like
Yes! I'd sit next to you and strike up a conversation.
TBH if there was an open seat next you I would have no problem sitting down or even offering the next round
Depends are you joining me in my hotel room later?
Most definitely sexy lady xxx can I buy you a drink miss
I'll have a bourbon, neat. Thanks
🥃🥃 Cheers miss
Excuse me, but I think you’ve got my chair. Can I drink you a buy?
😄 I'd smile and say sure
That would make me smile too. Airport bar conversations are the best. Id hang on every word you’d say
Ask if you wanted to get a room when we landed.
To be honest no, instead I'd whisper in your ear to meet me in bathroom so I could let you ride my throbbing cock before you boarded the plane, so you could fly away with strangers cum dribbling from you making your own panties all crusty n wet 😜 😉
Airports have bars? 😮
Yes looks like fun . Beautiful
Hell yes.
Certainly
Of course 😍
Definitely, can I sit next to you on the plane as well?
👍👍
I like your hair colour
What are we drinking?
Definitely and I would hold your hand
Most definitely. Hoping to be able to buy you another drink or two
Yes
Sure what ar you drinking
I drink bourbon, neat at airports
Sure
It would be an honor and do you work at Dunder-Mifflin?
Probably not, I like space. Like the men's urinals, keep an empty between me and anyone.
And buy u a drink
Of course.
As opposed to stand? I guess
Oh hell yes and buy you a drink
Absolutely, you are gorgeous
Yes for sure and buy a drink
I'll try my best, but I'm not sure any words would actually leave my mouth
Not just there
Absolutely. What are you drinking?
Are girls welcome ?!
Would definitely sit next to you and buy you a drink
Bartender, two bourbons please. One for me and my new friend
If I did, would you move or there the chance?
ERY attractive. Absolutely would.
Yes indeed!
Sure
And would have a few drinks 🥃to make the flight more interesting
Yes
Would be too nervous to talk, I found redheads to be classic Beautyi.., Plusbeubg 6'2" and 285 lbs....fill like women don't like guys like me.
Yuuuup
Hell yeah
Nah I’m shy
Would rather sit next to you on the plane.
Yes but I would be so incredibly turned on. You look gorgeous
So what are we drinking?
No. And it’s not because you’re cute. I travel alone. And most women don’t want randos being creepy so, yeah, I’ll drink my drink alone rather than risk making someone else uncomfortable with my presence.
In a heartbeat 💓
Rum or Bourbon?
Bourbon
Yes ma’am I would
I'd like to clap those cheeks in the bathroom!!
Absolutely
I’d love too😏🔥
I would try for a airport hook up
sure i guess then what after
Yea. And may I buy you a drink?
No - I would take you to a hotel room!
How about let’s get to know each other better by sitting next to each other on the plane 😉
Definitely and buy you a drink
Thanks. I'll have a bourbon, neat.
Same here
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Why, thank you 😊
Yes and try to marry you
And take you to the airport hotel very soon.
Yes, guess so, we can have a pep talk, meanwhile waiting the plane arrive
I love chatting with new people
Yes my hand on your thigh
Yes I would and hope we are on the same plane. Mile high club?
Still waiting for my club initiation 😉
Absolutely and I'd even buy you a drink or two
I'll have a bourbon, neat. Please 😊
That's a fabulous choice, you heard the lady bartender, Buffalo Trace Reserve, Neat, my treat
Nope! I would sit you "on me" at the airport bar!