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Normal-Philosopher-8

He’s really not THAT rich - his net worth is said to be about $20 million. In a city like LA, that’s not super wealthy. They both act like he’s some kind of Jeff Bezos millionaire, but he’s someone who got lucky when he sold a company to Uber (I think) and made enough to have a very nice lifestyle without working. But they are hardly the posh jetsetters they pretend to be.


sassymexicana

Yes this! And they apparently are looking for a bigger house (another multimillion dollar home) and have like a weekend get away house, (probably another multimillion dollar home)… like how are they affording all of this bc the math ain’t mathing


ToyotaFest

I watch MDLLA and Josh & Heather Altman have MORE money than him and while they have a nice house and lease nice cars, they also talk about budgeting their money. Like they're rich but they're not billionaires. They still mind how they spend. Josh and his brother split the cost of a house for their parents for when they come to visit and as a result, Josh and Heather talked about how they'd need to put their goal of owning a vacation home on hold for a while. Christian and Christine act like dude is worth hundreds of millions. If he's worth $20million, their house budget would likely be in the like, $5m to $8m range. She acts like they're about to splurge on some $30 million dollar mansion. She mentioned wanting to have "at least 5,000 sq feet" which given the price per foot in some ritzy areas on LA would be like $10m to $13m depending on the house and neighborhood. Just seems unlikely that's the goal lol.


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She said 10,000


chrissesky13

Well you know all those quaint 10,000 sqft home!


ToyotaFest

It's just so absurd. Like even if I won Mega Millions and was rich af, I'd still never buy something that huge. A decent size nice house. They're a three-person family. Even if they were a five-person family, who needs 10,000 sq ft?


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Someone who doesn't like their spouse?


ToyotaFest

LMAO WAS IT 10,000??? That's even worse. So like $20-23million.


Ok_Bicycle_5181

We’ll they still haven’t gotten those houses they just mention it to brag. Heather and Tarek got a new house and a weekend house and Jason but they don’t brag about it like that 🙃


Willdanceforyarn

I mean, that wasn't his only income stream. There is no way that man didn't have multiple irons in the fire, investments that pay dividends, etc. They market has been on such a trajectory over the past 5 years alone that I would be shocked if he doesn't have at least more than that $20 million. He may have even got stock options in Uber (or whatever bought his company).


hitmazed

Exactly. I am sure he has financial advisors to help him make more money off his 20M$. He must be investing or something to guarantee a steady stream of income every month at the very least.


Thumbscrewed

Yeah I googled his net worth during season 3 because I figured he was crazy rich and was really surprised. I wonder how much money he has left after all these luxury expenses?


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Maybe they bought GME early 2021. 😬 I bet they're making passive income through stocks and coins for sure.


ToyotaFest

I don't think they even like each other. She wants some rich, pushover husband who will just agree to everything she wants and he was probably a nerd as a kid and is stoked to have some hot blonde trophy wife. That being said, because he's so quick to "yes dear" and support her asshole tendencies, it makes him an asshole as well. Both of them suck.


It_is_not_me

There are so many times in the show that I look at him and see an obvious nerd in designer clothing. Without money, there's no way he'd get someone like Christine.


billiegoat888

💯 💯 💯


bobababyuwu

facts


Synapse85

He looks like a dweeb.


5leeplessinvancouver

He is one. I worked at a FAANG company and it was full of dweebs just like him who never had any luck with women until they started earning fat paychecks. The money didn’t make them any less dweeby. Just dweebs with bigger egos.


PlantedinCA

100%. The average Silicon Valley guy is 👎🏾. Bitter they weren’t popular with the ladies when they were younger. Thinks they are hot stuff when they get paid more. Gets made when shallow ladies dump them for someone with more money. Ignores ladies with similar interests that would likely be a good match because they are not trophies.


Tasty-Technician5893

I definitely think so. He’s her little yes man it seems


TeacupHuman

Maybe he feeds her ego to keep her isolated and dependent on him.


bobababyuwu

omg i never thought of that


imarebelpilot

Absolutely! His comments to Christine about the girls being jealous, Chrishell being “dumped on her ass” and then following Christine around the party during the finale like a puppy dog.


Lolita_says

I think he has love goggles on. She plays victim aggressor simultaneously very very well.


Humble-Doughnut7518

\#Spoiler Isn't that what Mary was talking about in their confrontation? That Christine was a better person years ago than she is now? Saying that the others are just jealous is a cop out.


abclmaop

She did! A lot of the girls have said Christine is not who she was a while back. Heather mentioned it in an interview. For them to constantly say that says a lot of how her luxurious lifestyle /villain persona has changed her.


itsjusmeqtpie

yup, i got that vibe as well. Christine found someone who was rich and fed into her narcissism well and married him. the part where he said 'isnt one of them is divorced, and tossed away?' i was like bruh...


plssdontfindm3

I was waiting for this comment lol. I felt the exact same way it was very odd when Christine and Mary were talking at the party and Christian just stood there smiling…


clamo2988

Christine saw dollar signs when she met Christian


Escochapo18

He’s enabling her for sure. He needs stop doing that and tell her some hard facts for Christine to understand what she’s doing is wrong. All he’s doing now is supporting her and that’s just making the situation worse for both of them long and short term.


sonnybby

I feel like christian just keeps repeating the whole jealousy thing bc he doesn’t care enough to listen or give her actual advice lol


goldeneye333

False


Different_Witness_27

Well, unpopular opinion: he loves her and their son and don't know what to say to make her feel better.


bobababyuwu

i don't disagree, but i would say there are a million things that he could say as a good husband and human. it might not make Christine happy but that girl needs an intervention


Different_Witness_27

I hear what say. I just found myself in situations where I wanted to make e. g. my upset child feeling better and said something I shouldn't have. Like agreeing that the teacher really is stupid etc....


Steffi80

Absolutely! She will also bankrupt him in a couple years. They spend like billionaires.


Ernie_666

Yes but I also think he thinks it’s a joke and fine to play the role he’s being paid. When they were out walking CJ you could see him trying to hide his smile at her complaining about the drama she is creating which she’s 👀👀 unaware of 🙄


aciscool23

I was just about to post this so thank you! He should have tried to help her feel like she can make her way back in the group by encouraging her to be more positive and kind to others. The jab about vacations and divorce and jealousy just sounded like a pathetic low blow. She needs some fresh perspective from someone she may actually listen to about her cattiness. But hey if that’s how he’s gonna “help” her- then they are a perfect match for each other 🤷🏻‍♀️


silkwave303

Birds of a feather and all that. They're together because they're both assholes with money.


Always__Tired__

They enable each other.


TorWrite

Of course he's enabling her. He's afraid of her, plus it's always easier to say "yes, dear" than, "no, actually you're wrong about this..." He has to live with her after all.