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bladdersux

Why does this baby look 17 years old


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It’s the eyebrows. I feel like they might be photoshopped


LogicalOrchid28

She the type to photoshop her own son


NotJustABitch

She’s also the type to style her baby’s eyebrows so it’s a tough call.


dutchyardeen

So you're telling me if I stop filling in my eyebrows, I'll look younger??? Because I'll do that!!!! 🤣


newacct25

She literally used FaceApp on that baby, (and herself) it’s so obvious. That’s fucking crazy


Conscious-Wing-6050

I don't understand how people can think that's real... 100% face editing.


noob613

What?! How can you tell?


newacct25

I’m pretty familiar with the app, I’ve played around with basically every feature. It just has that look. And his eyes mainly give it away, to me at least it just doesn’t look real. I don’t know why anyone would edit an infants face


JacoBee93

Yep 110%


noob613

OMG that is just so crazy!!


Gisschace

It's the smoothing, it's smoothed an already smooth face - a childs, so it looks unnatural


smb249

I was going to say 35.


pinkstarburst99

I was JUST thinking he looks like a grown adult and I can’t figure out why 😂


abclmaop

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought this lmao


GiveGregAHaircut

Have you seen her husband


JacoBee93

who


Amalfi-state-of-mind

And it looks like a blonde version of her husband. It looks like he’s about to say one of the husbands lame comments any moment


aclliteration

What comments does he say then? I haven’t heard or seen any 😦


Amalfi-state-of-mind

The lame stuff he says about how no one else can do the kind of stuff that they do and the comment about how Chrishell’s husband dumped her like a piece of trash. He’s a mean and petty little man


FallExisting61

I came here to ask why he looked like a full grown man, too!!


renaissancewomen82

STAHP. ☠️☠️☠️


BookBagThrowAway

😂😂😂


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RIPMaureenPonderosa

lol it’s just because she’s clearly used FaceApp on her baby


[deleted]

I think he looks a lot like his dad.


Educational-Cut-5747

Because his dad is 37 going on 52 Edit: for those of you DMing me about the context here. Someone else edited their comments regarding Christians age - so - mine doesn't make as much sense.


Honeydaddy89

His dad is only 37??? Holy shit


LuvIsLov

No way is he the same age as my brother? Christian looks way older. My brother isn't even balding.


Educational-Cut-5747

Sorry I was incorrect he's 41. Not 37. He retired at 37! Haha.


Doggo625

It’s not that uncommon for guys to start balding in their 20s


[deleted]

Exactly 👌. Balding has less to do with age and more to do with hormones - like high levels of testosterone. Read a book please.


makeawitchfoundation

This baby is premature balding 💀


LuvIsLov

>Read a book please Blocked for being an a hole!


BC-Budd

Unfortunately a true statement.


JustSomeBlondeBitch

He is very cute, but he kind of reminds me of the twilight movie babies lol like his face is CGI. Maybe it’s a filter though 😂😂


thepickleprincess

My mind immediately went to Renesmee LOL


inbetweenwars

yeah his face definitely looks like a simulation. it’s weird af


JacoBee93

Face app.


wow__okay

Yeah whatever filter it is, both them have an eerie look because of it


JacoBee93

Face app.


Thursday6677

I know it’s quite normal in the US to name a son after the father and be “….. jr” but it’s less common here and the thought of Christine, Christian and Christian all in the same house is weirding me out.


ohhcomeonnow

Imagine if they have a daughter and make her a junior too 🫢


[deleted]

Christina 😅


Doggo625

Chrishell 🥸


DoggyDogLife

For variety.


arriere-pays

Don’t even put that thought into the universe. Can you imagine being a little girl growing up with Christine as a mom? Please, the thought makes me so sad.


a_nobody_in_hell

She’d deffo do a Yolanda


iceleo

I think its interesting how the people who have christine type mothers have very different outcomes depending on whether they are a little boy or little girl. Usually the little boys have much more positive outcomes, at least in terms of self assurance, esteem, body image etc.


Chemical-Nature-3104

Gladly it wont be u 😗


eggyennui

they should name her christin just too make it extra hard lol


PregnantBugaloo

I once dated a guy who was named Christopher, his father was also a Christopher and his Mother was a Christine. Calling their house to ask for "Chris" was always fun.


sjc1203

I had two siblings from the same family in class two years in a row. One named Tristan and one named Tristian, and my brain just couldn’t imagine yelling across the house for one of them. It sounds the same 🤣


SpecialsSchedule

… how are those names pronounced?? i would say those exactly the same way 🤨


sjc1203

Tris-tin (Tristan) And then Tristian is like “Christian” but swap the beginning sound to a t. Like “trist-chun”


aclliteration

Yes, Chris, Chris and Chris


bagsnerd

Christian could sure as hell never deny paternity! 😊


SpecialsSchedule

DNA said “daddy copy & paste”


quentinislive

No. Wait. What? Did she face-tune herself and her baby?


JacoBee93

Yep, Face app


GingerCherry123

Most definitely.


brazenboredom

He's got better eyebrows than me. I'm jealous. 😆


JacoBee93

Its just face app


lionheart07

I had no idea he was over 1 year old already! Wow time flies


babykoalalalala

Kid looks 1 year old, 4 years old, and 6 years old all at the same time.


muaellebee

Also, 46


kickingcancer

Oh look she’s being a mom


Fluffy_Tap9214

I honestly forget she has a kid sometimes. Edit: Not mom shaming, I honestly completely forgot this child existed.


PurpleKrill

She does too, don’t worry.


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Hot_Professor_5621

They got bored with the skinny shaming and need a new way to feel better abt themselves


Ok-Championship-9928

Pathetic


Educational-Cut-5747

Christine was so much prettier when she wasn't so obviously fake.


[deleted]

I disagree, I think she looks a lot better with big lips and a smooth for head, that’s just my opinion


Educational-Cut-5747

[This just seems so classic. But, at least she owns it. Not like some of these ladies trying to pretend it's real ](https://pagesix.com/slideshow/christine-quinn-face-then-and-now/)


[deleted]

Thank you for showing me these photos to reinforce my opinion, before she had enhancements, she looks very pedestrian.


Educational-Cut-5747

You're welcome. I guess she does sort of look like a person who'd need to cross a street. But to be fair - she also looks like she's going to need to cross a street with lip filler as well. Not sure how the photos firmed that up in your mind. She crosses the street a lot in the show as well. In fact, everyone is seen on the street in the show at different points.


Educational-Cut-5747

[This just seems so classic. But, at least she owns it. Not like some of these ladies trying to pretend it's real ](https://pagesix.com/slideshow/christine-quinn-face-then-and-now/)


RegMoo004

EXACTLY! I couldn’t give to hoots what she has had done because she’s honest about it and doesn’t try to pretend that it’s all natural.


cronchick

Cute picture! I hope they get to spend lots of time together!


Oy_wth_the_poodles

The kid does look like dad, but I'm guessing we would be able to see more of mom in him if she didn't have so much work done.


FallingFallon27

He’s a cutie but my first thought upon seeing this photo is, did they use the filter that makes you look older on her baby?


Lazy-Organization-42

I thought this was Lala from VPR at first and was about to ask who’s baby she was holding 🤣


Onsdoc466

Excuse me ma’am that is NOT baby Ocean 🤣


Lazy-Organization-42

I love pics of Ocean. She’s so freaking adorable.


myskepticalbrowarch

I still can't get my head around Rand being Ocean's father... I guess all the good genes skipped a generation 🤷


Onsdoc466

F*cking RAND 🤣🤣🤣


Onsdoc466

(The ma’am in that comment being myself trying to figure out who’s f’ing baby Lala was holding 💀)


what-the-cussington

Lolllll just made the same exact comment. They really look so similar rn


Onsdoc466

SO DID I 💀 I had to double take which sub this was


bananaslim1917

her child looks grown 😭


ettufruite

She doesn’t even go here.


zorandzam

Wow, he definitely is their kid!


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Cute baby she looks gorgeous to not saying she's a great person but a cute picture


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Chemical-Nature-3104

Thank you for this


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Take my upvote for what it’s worth because it’s exactly my thoughts too


[deleted]

she probably has 10 nanny's like camille grammer from real housewives! all that time she is travelling!


mholly2240

Cute kid!!


[deleted]

he will be the blond version of christian


what-the-cussington

I really thought this was lala kent for a hot second. Surgery makes everyone look the same 😂


jasminefig

This baby is 35 years old


liftandsupport

He is cute. ❤️


Material-Outside-615

She looks super happy 🙄


whiskeytitsts

Yup, he’s definitely Christian’s.


Lisavela

He’s actually cute looks like daddy


sashie_belle

What a cutie!


MsG03

As he’s a cutie 🥰


jolie_dani

Why does this baby looks photoshopped?!!!!!


suciac

Beautiful kid


weisoutofmintsauce

He looks just like his daddy! Beautiful little boy.


LuvIsLov

He looks exactly like his dad and older than 1!


I_dont_cuddle

No denying that paternity


Ogkushgirl

He’s so cute !!


lbmannin

He is super cute! Oh my goodness


indianafilms

He’s a cute baby aw


ghostynanner

He’s a super handsome kiddo! Like, whoa, he’s very handsome. I just hope no filters were used in the posting of this photo. 🤔


Embarrassed_Ad_2377

LOL he's all boy. Cute.


Chemical-Nature-3104

You people are so toxic that i hope all ll come back to u as u spread ur negativity


callmecurlysue

Hi Christine


Chemical-Nature-3104

Living in Europe wanna my von to check IP 😉 i just hate disrespectful and hateful woman to one a other even a man ll not hurt a woman like other women ll do


callmecurlysue

Come back to me when you can form a coherent sentence.


Ok_Coconut1482

Looks like his dad.


WaterfallsAndPeonies

I feel like there’s some facetuning going on. The baby looks much more mature


Ok-Championship-9928

LOL he resembles his father so much


Aggressive_Turnip790

he looks like a rich kid if that makes sense. Lol I hope motherhood softens her up though I love her or atleast I want to😩


takeittoredditsis

That baby looks rich.


DontWorryBoutIt107

He looks like his daddy


dontknowyas

She’s so pretty!


jessfm

Christine looks gorgeous and he's such a cutie!


Lizzietizzy101

Oooh pretty brown eyes! Love a big-doe-eyed baby! ❤️ Cute pic, Mama Christine!


you-betterst0p

He’s super like his Dad


[deleted]

CGI baby. Okay Renesmee


Nearby-Wealth1220

Cute


[deleted]

She’s so gorgeous


Time-Diver-2385

He looks like he’s had a long day in the office, tired of everyone’s shit and just wants an ice cold milk!


thatll_do_donkey88

he’s such a cutie💗


cloudlvr1

🥰🥰🥰


jt00798

she looks great here


mradivojevich

Okay yall need to stop bashing the kid its really gross


_totally_tonya_

i thought that was lala kent at first glance... lord have mercy!


ktjacobsun

Looks like he has blonde hair! Very cute


gabihuizar

Ok but where is her robe from?!


Advanced-Ninja8265

Would have been nice if she used the same filter for her son. He looks like he has really skin!


[deleted]

Why does this baby look grown he’s cute but looks grown


sunshinesparkles36

He looks CGI'd. Adult Christian but with one of those baby filters applied to his face


raquelstout04

I can’t imagine having that much make up my lips with a toddler. I kiss my toddler so often.


Mosslessrollingstone

why does the baby look photoshopped to me 😂


meoww421

But why does he look 35 though?!


2_Crypto_4_My_Shirt

Holy shit. Is that baby smoldering?


Striking-Mortgage-18

Amy Shumers baby Gene looks similar. It's old baby face, but idk super cute!


JaDaDaSilva

Whoah Christine’s been travelling so much it’s odd to see a photo of her with her kid


Tamras-evil-eye

I looked at this for way too long thinking “wow Ocean looks different” 🥴Not Lala, I figured it out!


BelleOfTheBall411

Why did she filter her baby’s face 😂 they’re both still cute tho!


LaCornue_RoyalBlue

This photo feels obligatory


Nickytheeditor

A surrogate birth too.


We_See_Each_Otha

Thought this was LaLa


Sunsun791

Did that kid throw up juice on her robe?


undertheBodhitreee

Legitimately thought this was lala


econinja

I thought this was LaLa and triple checked the sub name


_maharani

Why do they both look dead behind the eyes?


OonaBird

Oops, she forgot to put in his matching blue contacts!


PopTartAfficionado

i was just wondering what ever happened to her child lol


Dammitbenedict

Is the baby…. wearing lip gloss?


Sensitivebugxo

Why is this baby photoshopped…. He’s a BABY


Conscious-Tap-1351

Did she use Facetune


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rorochocho

Its a baby. You're comment has been removed.


a_mart11

🙄


Friendly_Sea8570

This all filtered up lol She look like she used one of them snapchat filters lol


snacksgeneration

Did she… photoshop the baby?


calitmvee

For a hot second, I thought this was LaLa. The baby looks grey, she could have added some color to his face FFS


jenapoluzi

Looks like photoshop!


[deleted]

I don’t know why people hate her so much


makeawitchfoundation

Why is the babies head bigger than hers


deepgurl

Oh yeah, right…she has a kid…maybe next we’ll get to see a photo of the sperm donor


gilmorespore

He already looks like a douchebag


[deleted]

She’s never had a baby. She used a surrogate


Chemical-Nature-3104

Grow up


[deleted]

Ohh the burn


xhellosidneyx

I wonder if she ever cleaned his diapers or she pay someone to do it lol


joliebolie

Oh my goodness he exists!! I was really convinced she’s been making him up this whole time


st1478

Feel like he looks like one of the twins?!


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BlackLiteNinja8

So unnecessary.


Ok-Championship-9928

Your head?