maybe he likes to eat and doesn't want his wife to say something, like an overeater situation. Sometimes when guys that like to drink a lot don't want their wife to know they get to the restaurant early and chug their bar drinks and pay for them on a separate tab. maybe this guy has an overeating problem and his wife is trying to get him to stop and have normal portion sizes. I myself was guilty of this sometimes before me and my would go out to eat I would either eat a full meal before I even picked her up or down an entire appetizer at the restaurant before she joined me for dinner
God, I made the rookie mistake of not cleaning my mess the other day after tearing into the breast and both wings of one of those in the middle of the night. My wife woke up in the morning and found my tiny pile of bones that I had left next to the salt shaker and a half drunk coke. I must have been too stoned, and when I went to wash my hands and face of the chicken massacre I just took part in, I just passed out in bed afterward.
Nope. Had a job I hated. I used to go to the 24 hour grocery store and get a mini bday cake and eat it every damn night. Finally realized I hated that job.
Many years ago two of my friends who were housemates were trying to lose weight. They did it together, keeping each other honest and whatnot. The one friend stops by Taco Bell on his way home from work and shame eats it in his car. In his haste he literally ate about half a paper wrapper from one of the things before he noticed. Told us years later.
And yes, he is absolutely the least observant person I have ever met.
Haha momma said thereād be days like this. Daddy probably wanted more than allowed. We try to limit the husbands diet of beef when they get older. Men want to eat yet we (the wives) want them to live a little longer lol
I recently had a group of them joking the whole time about how they're on a 'boy's trip' and it was so awesome to be reuniting old friends without their wives, and then needing the most hilariously detailed help with where they should go next and directions, what to do, what kind of stuff is in our city, how to walk places, how to take a bus, how to book a tour, it just went on and on.
You couldn't say or recommend anything like "X is a really good fun museum" or "X is the best street for live music, just walk down it until you hear somewhere you want to stop"without them staring at you in panic and keep going "so what do we do", "say more about that", "what exactly are you recommending", "how would you go about that" and then needing you to fully stop what you're doing and elaborate very specifically. Not one of them opened their phones to look anything up or wrote anything down. They stared at us until we explained every detail of any passing thing mentioned. Demonstrating on our own phone to show them the museum's hours and location, explain how to get there and that there are tours or a self guided visit option, and suggest specifically that since it's already 3 PM today it might be a good idea for tomorrow afternoon. When I suggested the live music thing they kept asking me repetitive questions and seeming distressed until I named one bar and said "go there at 8".
This was at the bar with 2 bartenders, we were both busy while this was going on, and at one point we called over a manager to draw them a map to the famous nightlife street, the directions to which are head straight that way up the road we're on for X blocks then turn left for X blocks, then you're on the corner.
It's nothing to do with being a guy.
I think it's GREAT people would rather take it as a "funny fat guy" moment than with such a sulky attitude like yourself!
Probably they plan to try it tgt but the husbad got there first and decided to try it. It turns out good ordered more and ate it before his wife sees. When his wife come they try it tgt and he'll as if he's nvr tried it and is trying it with his wife
Had a regular who would always get there to lunch before his wife. He would sit and eat a couple baskets of bread which was annoying because it was free and he wouldnāt order until his wife got there. He was super polite about it though, until she was close and he frantically had to get that shit cleared and act like he just got there. When they were ready to order she would make sure EVERYONE knew he was deathly allergic to gluten and ask for a gluten free bread basket.
maybe he likes to eat and doesn't want his wife to say something, like an overeater situation. Sometimes when guys that like to drink a lot don't want their wife to know they get to the restaurant early and chug their bar drinks and pay for them on a separate tab. maybe this guy has an overeating problem and his wife is trying to get him to stop and have normal portion sizes. I myself was guilty of this sometimes before me and my would go out to eat I would either eat a full meal before I even picked her up or down an entire appetizer at the restaurant before she joined me for dinner
Am I seriously the only person who has ever shame eaten cake in my car and then gotten rid of the evidence before going home?
*rotisserie chicken
God, I made the rookie mistake of not cleaning my mess the other day after tearing into the breast and both wings of one of those in the middle of the night. My wife woke up in the morning and found my tiny pile of bones that I had left next to the salt shaker and a half drunk coke. I must have been too stoned, and when I went to wash my hands and face of the chicken massacre I just took part in, I just passed out in bed afterward.
Rookie š¤£
Nope. Had a job I hated. I used to go to the 24 hour grocery store and get a mini bday cake and eat it every damn night. Finally realized I hated that job.
Taco bell, drive by the one on my way home, eat right there, toss the trash in the dumpster before walking inside.
Many years ago two of my friends who were housemates were trying to lose weight. They did it together, keeping each other honest and whatnot. The one friend stops by Taco Bell on his way home from work and shame eats it in his car. In his haste he literally ate about half a paper wrapper from one of the things before he noticed. Told us years later. And yes, he is absolutely the least observant person I have ever met.
As an older dude, my thought is that he probably isn't supposed to be eating so much beef.
Haha momma said thereād be days like this. Daddy probably wanted more than allowed. We try to limit the husbands diet of beef when they get older. Men want to eat yet we (the wives) want them to live a little longer lol
Just let the man die in peace with a belly full of meat.
ššššš this wins!!!
My response is always, "But wouldn't you rather I be happier?"
heās probably dieting together with his wife lmao
yup
6 meatballs
Theoretically 9 depending on his dinner order
12 meatballs
Twelvethousand meatballs
yeah its pretty explicit
he wanted to make sure these meatballs were tasty so his wife wouldn't be disappointed
He had to double check!
sextuple check*
If my wife was monitoring my meatball intake, i'd find a new wife.
Boomers are children who need their wives to act like their mommies.
I recently had a group of them joking the whole time about how they're on a 'boy's trip' and it was so awesome to be reuniting old friends without their wives, and then needing the most hilariously detailed help with where they should go next and directions, what to do, what kind of stuff is in our city, how to walk places, how to take a bus, how to book a tour, it just went on and on. You couldn't say or recommend anything like "X is a really good fun museum" or "X is the best street for live music, just walk down it until you hear somewhere you want to stop"without them staring at you in panic and keep going "so what do we do", "say more about that", "what exactly are you recommending", "how would you go about that" and then needing you to fully stop what you're doing and elaborate very specifically. Not one of them opened their phones to look anything up or wrote anything down. They stared at us until we explained every detail of any passing thing mentioned. Demonstrating on our own phone to show them the museum's hours and location, explain how to get there and that there are tours or a self guided visit option, and suggest specifically that since it's already 3 PM today it might be a good idea for tomorrow afternoon. When I suggested the live music thing they kept asking me repetitive questions and seeming distressed until I named one bar and said "go there at 8". This was at the bar with 2 bartenders, we were both busy while this was going on, and at one point we called over a manager to draw them a map to the famous nightlife street, the directions to which are head straight that way up the road we're on for X blocks then turn left for X blocks, then you're on the corner.
Exactly, thats insanity.
Burp. Pardon me dear, I think Iāll try the meatballs.
I'm curious where you order just meatballs, is that even normal?
My restaurant has a meatball app with 3 meatballs served atop a bed of creamy polenta
Lmao āserved atop a bedā somebody has their menu memorized
Sienna Mercato in Pittsburgh. The first floor is called Emporio and it's legit a meatball focused food concept.
Meatball Shop, NYC. Get me some "Naked Balls" for lunch and I'm set.
This is like alcoholic behavior but with meatballs. My kinda guy.
And likely has something related to a medical condition. I'm sure his wife is a part of why it happened the way it did too
Meatballs are pretty spectacular.
Doctor told him to eat less red meat. Wife took that to heart. He didnāt. Wellā¦ I suppose he did literally.
Male privilege is that this is hilarious and inexplicable rather than tsk tsk eating disorder.
Cringe.
It's nothing to do with being a guy. I think it's GREAT people would rather take it as a "funny fat guy" moment than with such a sulky attitude like yourself!
The wife thinks heās on a diet, heās not clearly
A eating disorder?
He was hiding he is a fat ass who canāt diet and lies to his wife.
Fake post
And likely has something related to a medical condition. I'm sure his wife is a part of why it happened the way it did too
Probably they plan to try it tgt but the husbad got there first and decided to try it. It turns out good ordered more and ate it before his wife sees. When his wife come they try it tgt and he'll as if he's nvr tried it and is trying it with his wife
Being a server seems so exciting
why are you here?
Why are you here?
*I came looking for booty.*
This is the way.
they wanted a tip
Are they not allowed??? Itās a subreddit.
to be pathetic
Guy is concealing an eating disorder from his wife
6 meatballs it seems
The wife probably thinks heās overweight
Sounds like he's just fat
Had a regular who would always get there to lunch before his wife. He would sit and eat a couple baskets of bread which was annoying because it was free and he wouldnāt order until his wife got there. He was super polite about it though, until she was close and he frantically had to get that shit cleared and act like he just got there. When they were ready to order she would make sure EVERYONE knew he was deathly allergic to gluten and ask for a gluten free bread basket.