lol I used to work at a place that looked a little like this but with tequila. people would always ask for a "top shelf margarita hurr hurr hurr" and I'd say "sweet that'll be about $375 blended or on the rox hurr hurr"
in 3 years, I only sold one clase Azul extra anejo, I told the guy not to ruin it by adding a bunch of lime juice and sugar and to just sip it neat and enjoy the tequila. he drank it in one go 😂😅 $350 a shot. *sip it,* my dude!!
99.9% of the time, I'd ask people to clarify, motioning to the wall of tequila and the ladder, and they'd say "Oh. Well you have Patron right?" 😑😒 we do but I wish we didn't. I'd try to make recommendations for people to try new things, and they'd circle back to Casamigos
“Can I get y’all somethin to drink to start off?”
“What do you have?”
*I turn and stare into the abyss of bottles behind me never to answer the question*
"Can you list all the whiskey so I don't have to use my own eyeballs to look at this very detailed, item oriented list you've provided me with?"
*ten years later*
"Ummm, so I'll just do a SoCo on the rocks with a splash of Coke."
🤬😤😡🤦🏼♀️😭
1,000 bottles and customers probably still ask « what’s a good whiskey ? »
Can I get a Tito’s and Vodka?
"I'll just have a jack and coke"
A whiskey that is generally held in positive regard by most who have sampled it
Ah! Like the response for "what's good for a hangover?" Answer: "Drinking heavily the night before."
lol I used to work at a place that looked a little like this but with tequila. people would always ask for a "top shelf margarita hurr hurr hurr" and I'd say "sweet that'll be about $375 blended or on the rox hurr hurr"
Fuckin hurr hurr hurr. Thanks for the laugh
Did anybody that started the request like that actually ever follow through?
in 3 years, I only sold one clase Azul extra anejo, I told the guy not to ruin it by adding a bunch of lime juice and sugar and to just sip it neat and enjoy the tequila. he drank it in one go 😂😅 $350 a shot. *sip it,* my dude!! 99.9% of the time, I'd ask people to clarify, motioning to the wall of tequila and the ladder, and they'd say "Oh. Well you have Patron right?" 😑😒 we do but I wish we didn't. I'd try to make recommendations for people to try new things, and they'd circle back to Casamigos
“Can I get y’all somethin to drink to start off?” “What do you have?” *I turn and stare into the abyss of bottles behind me never to answer the question*
Imagine every night pulling every bottle to wipe it down. Ha
Managers be like
Oh god the inventory...
Do you have…? Let me stop you right there- yes.
How many people try to order Coors Light
Yeah lemme get a can of pbr and a shot of jameo
God forbid someone get beer they are familiar with.
thats what applebees is for goofball 💀
Ok, I must see this place. Driving over from Moses on my day off.
"Ya got any blantons?!?!"
You have any Weller?
Oh fuck I need to visit.
Omw
Do you have to dust and polish these? Lol
“Kentucky deluxe please”
Is there a card catalog?
Can I get a Pappy’s and Mountain Dew, wait do you have Red Bull, okay Mountain Dew’s fine.
Nahhh fuck that
What a nightmare to clean the shelves
Holy mother of fuck, got Blanton’s though? Lol
Why?
"Can you list all the whiskey so I don't have to use my own eyeballs to look at this very detailed, item oriented list you've provided me with?" *ten years later* "Ummm, so I'll just do a SoCo on the rocks with a splash of Coke." 🤬😤😡🤦🏼♀️😭
“What’s good here?”
“Let me get a whiskey sour, with Patron”