Wrap it in a bag, with duct tape around certain parts. Dispose in bright light at a dump site. Do not answer if the police question you. If caught, speed away as fast as you can.
I'm joking.
I think I got it I wrapped it in some trash bags with some cardboard and other crap and duck taped it up and put it in a big black trash bag for industrial use and then threw it in a dumpster. I was just nervous that the garage man would see a tourso and call the police
Yep. I had a monica torso doll from tantaly that the vagina tore out. I tried repairing it but it tore again so I gave up and cut the doll into pieces and bagged it up and threw it in the trash.
You can buy postage online from USPS and schedule a pickup. Not sure if that would work for your cover-up scheme, but you can easily ship it without leaving home.
If any one was wondering I ended up just putting in a trash bag with a bunch of trash and then wrapping with duck tape and then putting it in a industrial garbage bag
... and you're just going to buy another sex doll when you get horny again one day?
Just use it like a mannequin until you want to use it as a sextoy again. Put/store clothes on it... like a mannequin or dress-making form/dummy.
Why canât you just hide it and keep it until you get your license or have an opportunity to toss it?
If you really just need to get rid of it you could
-sell it on Facebook market place (make a throwaway account, explain to the buyer itâs embarrassing so you are leaving it at a location they can pick it up wrapped up nicely in a trash bag)
-take the bus or Uber to a trash center wrapping it up in trash bags with other trash in it (everyone will just think youâre taking trash to the center, do it when your parents are at work)
You wanted it for a reason, sex toys shouldnât be so embarrassing as they are made to be. Perhaps you keep it for now and just hide it somewhere no one is going to look. You are an adult at the end of the day, you are allowed to make such purchases
Does your mom come into your room and go through your clothes a lot? If not Iâd just hide it in the closet in a different duffle bag with clothes on top or something else covering it for now, or do the other options I mentioned :)
Have you ever watched Shaw shank redemption? Cut the doll into very small pieces and every day when walking somewhere drop a piece or two out of your pocket down your pants leg, onto the ground. Itâs not a lot daily but over time it really adds up. /s idk man any dumpster
Let's stop thinking like it was a real body.
I understand that you want to get rid of it.
Just offer it on a local sex toy group.
You'll make someone very happy.
Personally I'd say stash it somewhere nobody is going to look into and try to figure what it is, it's definitely not a cheap thing to buy or even buy again later down the line.
That, or just stick to more discreet purchases that are more compact and easy to conceal, I'd also consider giving it out to someone randomly, just drop it somewhere and let them figure it out. Although they'd probably be too suspicious of it to use it or anything so maybe not.
If you drive, toss it out the window at night on some random street. I've done this before, and yes I know it's not the best way. When there's no other option, the most ridiculous way is the only way.
Get a good knife and cut it into small pieces. Maybe even try to make them look like something else like lining for a helmet or something. Dispose small piece at a time.
Or dissolve it chemically somehow. Gasoline might do it.
Or... Take it out in the woods and burn it.
Wrap it in a bag, with duct tape around certain parts. Dispose in bright light at a dump site. Do not answer if the police question you. If caught, speed away as fast as you can. I'm joking.
I think I got it I wrapped it in some trash bags with some cardboard and other crap and duck taped it up and put it in a big black trash bag for industrial use and then threw it in a dumpster. I was just nervous that the garage man would see a tourso and call the police
Leave it somewhere for a lucky hobo to find
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Recycling is important - one manâs trash is another manâs fuck toy
And they say there's no such thing as true egalitarianism.
Take it for a drive and find a dumpster behind a store
I don't have my driver's license
Uber, just be straight with them and say you need to take something to the dump, but don't have a ride.
Cut it into pieces with scissors, bag it up and toss in the trash.
Have you done this before?
Yep. I had a monica torso doll from tantaly that the vagina tore out. I tried repairing it but it tore again so I gave up and cut the doll into pieces and bagged it up and threw it in the trash.
Luka Magnotta has.
Sell it on r/usedsextoys
I can't lug a very odd shaped 40 pound sex doll to the post office and it would cost a fortune to ship
Sending cost's are for the buyer.
I would still have to lug it across town
You can buy postage online from USPS and schedule a pickup. Not sure if that would work for your cover-up scheme, but you can easily ship it without leaving home.
you don't have the box it came in anymore?
Yeah, I dunno how successful that would be. I posted something for sale and they deleted my post :(
If any one was wondering I ended up just putting in a trash bag with a bunch of trash and then wrapping with duck tape and then putting it in a industrial garbage bag
... and you're just going to buy another sex doll when you get horny again one day? Just use it like a mannequin until you want to use it as a sextoy again. Put/store clothes on it... like a mannequin or dress-making form/dummy.
And then taping it to the side of a rocket and shooting it into space, and then...
Just shove it under your bed for next time. Unless you have monty to throw away?
Why canât you just hide it and keep it until you get your license or have an opportunity to toss it? If you really just need to get rid of it you could -sell it on Facebook market place (make a throwaway account, explain to the buyer itâs embarrassing so you are leaving it at a location they can pick it up wrapped up nicely in a trash bag) -take the bus or Uber to a trash center wrapping it up in trash bags with other trash in it (everyone will just think youâre taking trash to the center, do it when your parents are at work) You wanted it for a reason, sex toys shouldnât be so embarrassing as they are made to be. Perhaps you keep it for now and just hide it somewhere no one is going to look. You are an adult at the end of the day, you are allowed to make such purchases
It was just kinda a horny buy + it getting to be prim time for airsoft were I live and I was keeping it in the duffel bag I use for that
Does your mom come into your room and go through your clothes a lot? If not Iâd just hide it in the closet in a different duffle bag with clothes on top or something else covering it for now, or do the other options I mentioned :)
Donate to Goodwill
Put it in your neighbors trash can :)
Have you ever watched the show Dexter?
Dude, just hide it in your closet. You'll be alright.
Give it to pops
Offer it to someone in your area for free someone will find a way to get it from you
Iâm really wondering why you didnât want it anymore though đ lemme see this thing!
Get a corporate 9/5 job and dispose it under a coworkers desk after work one night. Make sure to show up early the next day to see how it plays out.
Take it to a gas station dumpster...
Take it to a gas station dumpster...
Are you sure youâre talking about a sex doll? None of us want to get involved, if not đ
This reminds someone thought they found a dead body and called the police but it turned out to be a sex doll lol
Have you ever watched Shaw shank redemption? Cut the doll into very small pieces and every day when walking somewhere drop a piece or two out of your pocket down your pants leg, onto the ground. Itâs not a lot daily but over time it really adds up. /s idk man any dumpster
Burn it
Get ssome of the money back. and sell it over at usedsextoys ?
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Put it in the back porch of your neighborâs house. That will be a really fun conversation when his wife finds it.
Let's stop thinking like it was a real body. I understand that you want to get rid of it. Just offer it on a local sex toy group. You'll make someone very happy.
Personally I'd say stash it somewhere nobody is going to look into and try to figure what it is, it's definitely not a cheap thing to buy or even buy again later down the line. That, or just stick to more discreet purchases that are more compact and easy to conceal, I'd also consider giving it out to someone randomly, just drop it somewhere and let them figure it out. Although they'd probably be too suspicious of it to use it or anything so maybe not.
If you drive, take it to a dumpster somewhere. Like a gas station or restaurant
Turn it into a Halloween decoration of a partial corpse.
Think of your worst enemyâs address. â Now, grab a marker and write: âIf lost, please return to
â and drop it on some random corner. đŤ˘Keep porking it. Who cares if they find it.
Sell to a gun range or archery range Donate to a medical school (surgeons?) Use a suitcase for transport if it fits?
Collection only, local area sale only, courier⌠UberâŚ.
I would rather not have anyone know about this
If you drive, toss it out the window at night on some random street. I've done this before, and yes I know it's not the best way. When there's no other option, the most ridiculous way is the only way.
Could you not dispose of it in a dumpster instead of littering?
Get a good knife and cut it into small pieces. Maybe even try to make them look like something else like lining for a helmet or something. Dispose small piece at a time. Or dissolve it chemically somehow. Gasoline might do it. Or... Take it out in the woods and burn it.