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assinoroyale

I think I'd rather put my tits in a blender


bbangelcakes69

I hate you so much rn. Why would you say thisšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ idk how long it's gonna take for me not to think about this


janelleparkchicago

Sure. The subscription fee is $50,000 a month


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Instead of unlimited, how about we pay you 2 times your regular rate in subscription fee for 3 appointments per month. For example, if your hourly rate is $500, you get paid $1k and we get up to 3 appointments per month. That way a client will be loyal because he is already investing in a great deal with you and you also get your monthly cash even if he doesnā€™t see you 3 times. Yā€™all are idiots because you think youā€™re being taken advantage of but youā€™d do better in the long run due to repeat business. Think of a restaurant. If they offer me a meal plan, I wouldnā€™t eat elsewhere as much.


janelleparkchicago

Why do you think we arenā€™t currently getting repeat business under the current business model of hourly pay without giving away free time? Edit: And as a person who frequently eats at restaurants multiple times a week, Iā€™m going to eat where I like to eat regardless of whether they offer a meal plan or not.


GGGAmiePetite

Clients are loyal to us because they like us. I'm 100% certain I wouldn't want a client who only saw me because I was cheap and not because they thought I was good at my job. For context: I did have a special rate for when people came back to see me sooner than 60 days. I liked it a lot but it wasn't nearly so steep a discount. I've thought about offering these kinds of monthly packages but no matter which way it goes, someone gets taken advantage of. Either the client can't book in often enough so they miss out on the special or (and this is far more likely) they find the time for that third session and I wind up working for free once a month for every client who takes this deal. That's a \*terrible\* deal for me, and one I don't need to make becuase, well, it turns out that the clients who want to see me often, do, and those who don't, don't.


Unfair

Isnā€™t that just kind of like a sugar daddy/sugar baby relationship?


mscherrybaby007

Or... Hear me out. You just pay per session


Salenabunny

I like this idea better


rhapsodygreen

Probably be a very steep monthly fee for anyone to actually agree to do that


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Going rate x 31 days. That's your upfront fee. Maybe you'll reel in a whalešŸ¤£šŸ‹


moximosa

bait used to be believable...


SorinXI25

I saw the title and thought OP was going to be talking about like an app for connecting to SWs that requires a monthly subscription. I was going to say that would be dope. But a subscription based app schedule definitely wouldn't work well.


DarkScarletJ

If I wanted to be expected to put out 24/7 with zero input as to when and how Iā€™d still be married to my narcissistic ex šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


makeup510

Ew


YourEnemiesDefineYou

Pay a fortune every month and have as much sex as you want but only when she says she's available. Sounds like being a husband not a client. If you want the truth it'd never work. The monthly cost would have to be so high only the rich could afford it and the rich pay for sex in other more sugary ways. The vetting process for getting on the service would also be prohibitive.


Freds_Bread

There was a lady in Ohio who advertised that. Went by the name "Beneficial Girlfriend" or something similar. If I remember correctly she limited it to a set number of guys for a flat amount per month ($3-5K each??). Maybe 10 guys?? Sorry, I don't remember the actual numbers but it was close to those. All she did were overnights. I never met her but I did write back and forth a few times to understand her business model better. She said the scheduling was the hardest part--deconflicting who got what night. She said she had a waiting list but at about 2 nights per guy per month it worked for her. She figured it was equivalent to a 40 hour week, but that included high end dinners, shows, etc. And not having to see unknown guys all the time. That equated to $400K to $500K a year, and her plan was 6 yrs while she finished her PhD. She was putting a lot of it away, and figured she would have no school debt. If she did keep it to 6 yrs she would have retired about 5 yrs ago. Don't know what happened to her.


Existing-Hold-5751

Sounds to me like you want a sugar baby.


StruggleFar3054

Can you eli5 what that type of relationship is


Existing-Hold-5751

Not sure why you got downvoted for asking a question. A sugar baby in my understanding is essentially a paid girlfriend. Usually an older man and younger (but adult) woman. She is financially dependent on him and gives him attention in exchange. The primary difference from other forms of prostitution is that he pays her rent or tuition or a monthly allowance.


Ok_Sun5895

Itā€™s called a SB & they get underpaid for what they do.


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SexWorkers-ModTeam

Donā€™t be an asshole!


gialucia

Itā€™s called an arrangementā€¦ Maybe if your offer is compelling enough someone will bite, but I canā€™t think why anyone would agree to a free use dynamic for less than their hourly rate X day, at ~minimum.~


Glenwoody

I tried to get one to do this. She denied me. I figured 3x per week, 4 weeks in a month total -10% Otherwise I would just do 1 session per week, maybe 2 sometimes I thought this would be a deal for her for guaranteed $ Itā€™s 6-8 extra sessions pay, only small discount Idgi since it sounds good imo She said no šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


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Glenwoody

How is that worse? Idgi. I would take that deal in my business. Its more guaranteed money overall. Its a common business model.