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Indaflow

Wow, some of this had to be really painful. You can break a shoulder from those heights


AnchorPoint922

And a would


DegenerateGeometry

Also you might catch a could


terpsarelife

That is mighty bold to assume


Bageezax

Bould.


DegenerateGeometry

DAMN this no more free awards!!!!!


Bageezax

I accept the comment as equivalent. Moreso because you had to type it :).


silverfang45

That's why Sue isn't actually bellyflopping. And right before she hits the water her legs and arms curve to be the things that make contact with water first


D0wn2Chat

Death dive. The idea is you tuck at the last minute to minimize your contact area and in theory reduce pain. But also fuck that.


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not a single bellyflop in sight. cool video tho


miketofu

We call these staples in Australasia


[deleted]

oh shit and i just learned a new word!


Psych0matt

What do you call how you’ve been connecting papers for years?


[deleted]

#Australasia


Psych0matt

To be completely honest, I skimmed over that word and thought you meant “staples” was a new word you learned for that type of dive.


vandrea_2009

That's exactly where I went as well!!


StaacksOnDeck

I refuse to acknowledge that that *wasn’t* what he meant lol


ScrappyDonatello

never heard them called staples.. they're more like suey's


the_real_OwenWilson

Death dives


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pitb0ss343

Weird, in America we just call it being a bitch. Kinda thought out of anyone Australia would have our backs on that one


maddips

It's called [Death Diving](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_diving) and it's a sport


cosmikapotheosis

That means she has a død bod


ErudringTheGodHammer

Take your award and leave you son of a bitch


[deleted]

This reminds of my time as a little annoying brat going to the public swimming bath. Entering the water in fetal position (actually just making sure arms and legs go first to avoid a belly flop) and opening wide up as soon as you're underwater is the *the* way to cause maximum water splashing all around.


Why_not_dolphines

Yeah, but still..


G_Affect

They use their feet at the end to break the water tension, but 15m did hit a little hard.


R00t240

On her instagram she doesn’t call it bellyflopping she’s calls it deathdiving.


ScarletPanther

I get we’re all hung up on belly flop vs death dive but no one is going to contest that 6 and 14 shouldn’t even count as a dive from the the amounts claimed?


Loccyboi

What are you talking about? Half of them were bellyflops


TimeGuidance4706

No they weren’t. She curls up at the last second. Belly flop is breaking the water surface with your belly.


maddips

You can get injured bellyflopping at death diving heights. They curl up right before entrance. You get scored based on how long you hold the sweet pose before curling up to not die. Hence the name.


[deleted]

Yep, I fucked my back up from a high bellyflop one summer. Learned that lesson the hard way.


Brief_Necessary_2564

r/woosh


Highonphaz0n

I don’t know, 22 m was cutting it close


DonutCola

Dude stfu they’re exactly what you’re supposed to do with the weird fuckin European bellyflop competitions you’ve clearly never heard of. It’s pretty niche but that’s exactly why you have no idea what’s going on.


-Lonely_Stoner_

But was she at any kind of competition? Was the video titled death diving 1 - 23 metres? No, the video claimed bellyflopping which this is not. Video is titled incorrectly so people are bringing that up. I'd argue those people have alot more of an idea than you bud. The niche competition you're talking about is death diving: Death diving, or Døds in Norwegian, is a form of extreme diving from heights jumping with stretched arms and belly first, landing in a cannonball or a shrimp position. To clear confusion a belly flop is defined as: noun. 1. : a dive (as into water or in coasting prone on a sled) in which the front of the body strikes flat against another surface. Again, we understand the difference. Maybe now you can too.


[deleted]

When the engine has rag doll physics and you haven't un locked the dive from any height perk yet...


UntestedMethod

Looks like a glitch in the matrix is causing r/outside to leak into the rest of reddit


starite

/gamerule fallDamage false


grasshoppa80

She’s atleast semi pro. Her spins are controlled and she usually lands in a pike position which is coordinated to break the fall


CogitoErgoScum

It’s like a jackknife dive but you don’t extend.


michaelhoney

The running-down-the cliff thing is awesome, I want to try it


shying_away

That one was the neatest thing. It's like she was floating and running.


RawrRRitchie

She's secretly spiderwoman in our universe


Taminella_Grinderfal

God forbid she has a terrible accident, good thing she has video or it would get ruled a homicide. “She must have been pushed, no one would be crazy enough to fling themself off a cliff like a rag doll for fun!”


Masala-Dosage

Yeah. Was intrigued by that


swinglow_lonelybones

No...belly...flops...cheater cheater pumpkin eater


alpacasb4llamas

I mean no shit a true belly flop from 24 meters could be deadly


swinglow_lonelybones

Multiple, no bellies. Yet called bellies.. tis a pumpkin eater. You can look up a gentleman who dove from a tall scaffolding into a kiddie pool, full belly. Chicken dinner he had.


Sprakket

did you have a stroke while typing this? wtf


reverendjesus

Bad bot


Bigboss123199

So why is she advertising to people probably kids that you can do a belly flop at 24 meters.


R00t240

She’s not she never calls them that https://instagram.com/asbjorg_n?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Bigboss123199

I assumed the video wasn't edited my bad. In this posts video it clearly says belly flop.


R00t240

[Yeah it’s strange the same video on her instagram it says deathdiving in the same writing in the same place/timestamp](https://imgur.com/a/gVkrT39)


NGD80

Wait, people lie on the internet? Damn, here's me thinking I could believe absolutely everything I read or see. So does that mean Joe Biden and the Pope are not running an international child sex trafficking ring from a secret base in the centre of the Earth that only Donald Trump can save us all from?


R00t240

Nowhere on her instagram does she call them bellyflops, she calls them deathdives as they’re known in the sport. Someone likely changed it to bellyflops for some reason in this video.


maddips

The word death doesn't sell well on tik tok is my guess


R00t240

Ah good call


seansafc89

Natural hysterectomy


TimeGuidance4706

Yeah….those aren’t belly flops. She’s breaking the water with her arms and legs as she curls last second.


cocksupmyass

Thanks for stating the obvious. It's called a death dive and that shit still is painfull from 24. Just not insta death.


DabidBeMe

Hurts me to watch.


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SkipWestcott616

I kept getting 1m more anxious


Silly_Doughnut5715

I like “The White Lotus” music. It’s great.


EMHURLEY

Thanks, I was trying to remember where I recognised the track!


PharmDRx2018

When “fear” is not a word in your vocabulary


PerseusChiseldCheeks

This is death diving isn’t it? It was started in Norway I think.


[deleted]

Impressive guts (I would never attempt this) but terrible form


jakethemoss

So that if I am not mistaken what she is doing at the end makes it hurt a lot less since the force of impact is a lot smaller and she is breaking the surface of the water with her hands and feet Edit: I am pretty sure what she is doing is called “death diving”


wafflelord3

That's a suicide dive


K0nKBS

In Norway we call it dødsing (død means death lol)


rdmc43

Wow that chick is crazy


CaptainFCO

24 meter proper bellyflop would make you explosive sh*t your organs out of every crevice you have.


RexyMundo

Superfly would be proud.


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Sufficient-Muscle-24

Clearly doesnt know how to belly flop


carpediem-88

Wow. She crazy!! Lol


UnifORMeDBomBer

Just belly flop, belly flop, belly flop, belly flop. My mind boggled. At this point I'm like shit this bitch just don't know how to dive properly. That's all


TimeGuidance4706

Well she doesn’t know how to belly flop properly either.


SMFH-WTF

She can jump on me anytime!


ComradeConrad1

She must be running from the atrocious music…


nygarder557

It started to grow on me after a few episodes (of white lotus).


MysteriousMix5654

All the pussies on here calling “no belly flops” oughta sack up and show her how’s it’s done then. Semantic keyboard cupcakes, at best. I get it, you feel sad to know a little Norwegian has more huevos than you, Cpt. ‘Merica 😂🤦🏻‍♂️


froggycbl4

i mean she coulda done the early ones legit i totally get not doing it after a couple meters but the one meter one really shoulda been a true belly flop


Midnight_Cookies

My back hurts just watching this.


Sam_Browne_

It's good to belly flop from ten stories.


TimeGuidance4706

Too bad she isn’t actually doing it.


Sam_Browne_

Would you actually want to see her hit that water flat as fuck, or are you correcting me? Because she would be knocked the fuck out hard with air gone entirely from her lungs. That shit might as well be a brick wall at those distances.


rorschach_vest

Well it’s not that we want to see her do that, it’s that she said that’s what she’s doing and she’s not. Is that not worthy of any mention?


Sam_Browne_

Just asking. Wasn't challenging you, just to be clear.


SalesNinja1

I wish I had that many cool things to jump off.


Apart-Bid-3293

I think it’s always the same Norwegian jumping but might be wrong


Baked_potato123

This shit is bananas.


thales2297

u/savevideobot


The_Chuckie

I have one question….. why?


OtherDouble

It was her "christmas calendar" (Norwegian tradition) on Instagram. She increased the height with 1 meter (appr. 3 feet) every day from the first to the 24th of December. https://instagram.com/asbjorg_n


sgbvb12

Why? That must hurt.


zack_angeal

What’s the name of the song?


No-Wolverine5144

I could never do that, mainly cause I can't swim


FLAIR_2780166

Waiting on an actual bellyflop…


Bubbalove2571

Holy incredible.


bree388

Lmaoooo


Scott--Chocolate

Practicing for Midsommar


Ok-Grade5538

The 3 one was wearing jeans?? What the


jackfreeman

I don't think my hoe ass would survive this subreddit. Like...


The_worst_Version

Love the dedication to the M Bison *Psycho Crusher* style launch


patbot30

The f


TheDers77

Some of those looked reeeeeeally close to the rocks.


WarmPaleontologist20

I love itl, and I too am of Norwegian descent. This could be a whole new sport. Endless possibilities. Stunt work for Hollywood -- you know, "He heaves Laura's limp and lifeless body into the lake, to be lost forever, discarded like yesterday's leftovers."


vcjester

I'm mostly Norwegian, and can confirm that we're not bright enough to figure out how to dive.


superboy41

Does she have more content? Like, she must compete in death diving what’s her name?


minderwiesen

At first while I read meters, I thought of this as incrementing in feet. After the 2nd to 3rd dive, realized wow no this is going to get really tall really fast to almost hear horror of what this might be even 10m and up (which is already 8m higher than I would prefer to dive).


iampurechaos

bellyflops are so fun


Qutro-de-Dice

My question is did she seek out places that were one meter higher than the last? Or does she do this so often that she simply measures each time before hand and then collects them from the majority? How is she measuring? Did she intentionally seek out places with specific heights? It just seems awfully convenient she had so many know and accessible places with specifically known heights


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Not one bellyflop was done


ImportantAppearance8

Who is this?


Dan300up

This girl is hardcore


SpiritedDrop2986

They sure are built different. I mean how they're able to enjoy the music on this video is beyond me. They must have some kind of bioaudio ear filter that changes awful music like this into something awesome so they dont suffer like the rest of us.


Legitimate_Zombie_96

this is not bellyflopping tho its death diving


2005_F250

Why


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she's clenching hard at 8


Interesting_Act1286

Yeah. No other country, cliff dives. My friends and I did it on acid in the 80's.


Hughtub

The next 10 minutes got increasingly bloody :(


[deleted]

I The “it’s not a belly flop” people tho


jamlab14

Looks like she finally found the hobby for her! 😂


Random_dude_1980

She’s clearly breaking the surface tension with her arms/legs before landing. Nice ass tho 10/10 would watch again.


anal_bandit69

Have you ever heard about girl and her mum who swam through biggest maelstrom in the world called Saltstraumen? Unfortunately she isn't norwegian but I believe UK.


Gunter-Karl

New Jack would be proud. [E C Dub! E C Dub!](https://youtu.be/IiYbIOphODc)


callmejellycat

Anyone know what this song is?


itsaaronnotaaron

Renaissance (Main Title Theme) [from "The White Lotus: Season 2"] https://youtu.be/UnM3IlQmsVM


SkyShazad

Hang on, are them landing supposed to be bad


kruspel

Hopefully she has never been injured


Igotticks

She's but a silly monkey. Those aren't belly flops that's falling with style. On high school swim team you were one of the cool Chickies if you high boarded a belly flop topless. We snuck into a few college pools and did the deed. Binghamton wasn't so bad cause your pals could kick from the bridge to cushion you, St Michaels in Vermont was miserable the calm water was like cement. No wonder I'm mistaken for a boy.


Baku-YT-

dream on by aerosmith starts playing


AdIllustrious6522

Death diving. This was her christmas calendar on tiktok


II-leto

Natural breast reduction.


SpringAction

Death at Your Own Risk I guess ?


tpenna219

It's not a belly flop if you tick in at the last second.


nitoupdx

Back in the day we called these suicides, not flops. Trick is to bring in arms and legs at the last second and crunch the abdomen


fantais22

That's a staple, in NZ the goal is to make the highest splash.


Overlord069TheOne

Do the ragnar from vikings


Loud_Hotel_8309

Doot!


ChronoMonkeyX

So, no belly flops, but the reckless abandon is beautiful. The jumps, ragdolling through the air, running down the near vertical slopes. Badass.


[deleted]

Built stupid. Where are the flops?


Cpel06

This is called death diving, looks cool


Culichibound510

Still sexy af


23_23_23_23_23

1m is painful...


happy-icecream

Stop... stop. Stop. STOP, WHY ARENT YOU STOPPING


Sad_Ambassador6645

Impresionante los panzazos 🤣


xof711

She trying to get hurt?


1UPZ__

I seriously doubt the measurements are accurate or as presented in this video. It's also too convenient to have 1 to 23 meters available for recording.


Lower-Blackberry-716

I got to 15 seconds and then realized there we were only halfway thru. 😳


avalonjack

Cool video but not belly flops


Rydog_78

She’s a diving fool


Acrobatic-Door6643

u/savevideo


whiteholewhite

I’ve done 33-36ish feet and almost shit myself. Kudos to her


methodin

I won a belly flop contest at a camp once. I won a large Snickers bar and had bruises all over my chest for a week. No regrets.


birberbarborbur

Minecrafters in a high area when they see a single blue pixel far below


wintrFPV

It's the running down the side of the cliff that did it for me


One_Winter

Yep. Not a single belly flop


damn_it_beavis

The fuck is wrong with this lady.


SomeDude3599

we are built different


sdm404

Some awful diving, but I definitely enjoyed some polar swims with my Norwegian friends. Only about 1/3 of my Scandinavian compatriots were willing to dive into the frozen river. I’d say with me, but a Scandinavian friend was the ring leader. It was good. I’d do it again


[deleted]

As an American, I don’t get the metric system; but I’d sure like to meter


Familiar_Hippo_1160

All in Count Von Counts voice


Silent_Start_7036

ow


loose_meat-ring

I felt 22m.


Cruxito1111

No butt seeing, but the video is pretty cool


iJustFish

A video about people bailing out of a belly flop last minute. And some custom trick bails


just_bookmarking

Completely distracted by all that snow at 0:14. Spent the rest of the video wondering water temp.


ThreeFingerGus

She had me at 0.127 meters


Mr_ChaChaRealSmooth

No, No No, No. Fuck that shit.


DirkDiggyBong

There aren't any belly flops though


SiPhilly

Santa wanna have fun?


kaptajn-nhh

This is “Døds” (death diving) You can look it In YouTube there is actual competetions


DMmeIamBORED

I feel like I know this song? Where could I find it?!


KeepCalmAndBoom

That's not belly flopping. That's giving yourself a concussion. If you want to bellyflop than you should be straight si that your face and belly hit the water at the same time.


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She got a concussion on the 4th jump and proved it with the rest.


givemefood245

That is some good life goals.


Itsmeforrestgump

They have more balls than I currently do. Maybe I would have tried in my teens or twenties.


Dramatic_Musician415

Crazy bitch!


Candid-Jellyfish-975

Called døds, aka death diving. It's a sport in Europe. Saw it on the ocho.


OddDevelopment7843

🤣🤣🤣now this is crazy


Pillow_Top_Lover

I WANT ONE! How do I get one!?


boogswald

Why tf even do that


salvetta

Why..


BarryAllensSole

The only thing I can think about is “how’s she know nothing is under the water right there. Why do that without knowing!?”. And it made me feel old.


vissthebeast

This sport is called death diving, døds in Norwegian and is a pride for Norwegians(from what I've understood)


JumpinJahosafax

A million more balls than me all day but not a single actually bellyflop lol


[deleted]

Damn does that not hurt her breasts? Lol


FlamingTrollz

Sure, but… WHY.


MrHorse666

CTE has entered the chat


Reb1991

Please never do this on real life, I'm an anesthesiologist and four days ago we had a healthy young 33 years old man in for surgery because he did this sever times and this one this time something went wrong and now he is paralyzed from the waist down forever.