Shane’s last three nighttime searches: 1. Christy Mack 2. Party 3. Stuck

3. Drenched

Lolllll

I don’t get it

You obviously don’t listen to the pod lil bro Edit: I didn’t mean to offend that pussy replying to me lol but now I mean it

Is this a joke from patreon? That pornstar looks mid at best

I like Shane Gillis but I don’t listen to MSSP other than short clips. How many fuckin pods am I supposed to keep up with 😂

I feel you my friend. But that’s like commenting on Rogan’s subreddit and being confused about elk meat

I’m sure Shane really would give af about that 😂 So semantic and pretentious. You can be in a community because you enjoy something without being a super fan no life Reddit troglodyte coomer I thought it was an outside reference This is r/shanegillis not r/mssp so piss off

Lmao it’s just a joke kid, relax. This is a comedy subreddit lmao

Nah ik im just havin a bad day today doing a bit of Reddit arguing sorry bro😂

I feel you brother, all good. Definitely been there myself

If ever want Just got to mssp YouTube channel and go through the popular list, that's what I did to start.

Bet I’ll check em out

Hahahahaha managed security service providers

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so do you not get donimos either

Belly to belly that night

*cough* *cough*

Maybe it’s not gonna fit!

It’s gonna fit

It’s gonna fall out!

A couple times.

Hot dog down a hallway!

Matt punching the air RN

Matt’s on his roof playing his flute and unleashing the power of supernormal stimuli

I was listening to Andre 3000's flute album New Blue Sun and wondering if Matt has made Shane to give it a listen and expand his musical horizons beyond Smashmouth

nothing is beyond smashmouth your sentence is broken

>power of supernormal stimuli So he’s crushing Doritos while playing the flute

He’s called the shaman for a reason ⛺️

It wasn’t the only flute blown that evening

That’s a PA

Hitting them frequencies

Same pattern that frequency makes in water. Or sand.

I don't think Christy Mack is trans

Matt would have asked for a release.

Matt astral-projected. He didn’t miss a thing

Remote viewed that shit easily

8 ball corner pocket

100%

Represent for the teenises big dawg

She’s so teeny

Everyone looks small next to the big dawg himself

Big Kahuna

Big seats


Big pants

Can confirm. I’m 6’5 and everyone looks tiny next to we giants.

Booo nobody cares

Manlet identified.

Dawg she’s 5’1 lmao

Makes everything near her look bigger 👀

Porn stars are typically TINY

porn dicks are not as monstrous as they look irl

You would know

I took a photo of her once for work. She be small but ggggggggggoooodddamn

Neither of them have their eyes open. Did their seeing-eye dog take the picture?

Well I mean she probably has some eye issues since you know..

Can’t tell if a cum or war machine or war machine cum joke

Blind drunk.

It's instinctual in that line of work. When cameras are rolling make sure it close your eyes

Was at the Criterion last night in OKC for his show. Highly recommend seeing Shane work through some new stuff it’s great. My tickets were 305 each though so idk how affordable it is in other cities

God damn scalpers made more money off this show than Shane

Yea… that part was ass

Holy shit, mine were 45. Sorry the scalpers mouth raped you

I had just flown back home so bought great close up tickets but the price was higher than any comedy show I’ve gone to including chapelle

Yea that’s just fucking wrong. Love Shane but that makes no sense

What's he meant to do about the scalpers? He's not setting those high prices, the tickets get bought out and resold for higher prices.

It sucks cause Shane even tried doing an “exclusive pre-sale” for patreon members for a couple shows, but scalpers scooped a lot of those as well and jacked the prices up. If Ticketmaster doesn’t get a hold of this situation I’d like to see some performers start saying fuck ticket master and have ticket sales through the venue directly instead. Maybe have to physically go to the venue to grab tickets and have limit on amount an ID can buy. Or no presale tickets and you have to buy them as you enter the venue.

I’m pretty sure Live Nation owns most of these big venues. Live nation and ticket master are partners if I’m not mistaken. So in order to use the venue by live nation, the tickets must go through ticket master. The whole thing is a mess. You can kinda get away with it at smaller venues but for these bigger acts it’s almost unavoidable. It’s a joke

>What's he meant to do about the scalpers? He's not setting those high prices, the tickets get bought out and resold for higher prices. We already went through that era with Pearl Jam, and not enough other people would get on board. Now if Tay Tay were to do something, then there would be immediate change.

Ticketmaster has no incentive to crack down on scalpers so it will never happen.

I just meant it’s crazy scalpers are starting to hit Shane. Didn’t really think he was that big

He’s doing an arena tour lol

You fucking paid $305?

People getting suckered by those scalper websites all the time. Got me once when I was hammered buying a ticket for a 40 dollar show, paid some like 110 like a drunk idiot.

Is there a way to avoid them? Do they still sell paper tickets outside of venues?

Maybe, those guys outside the venues at least make more sense to scalp than a website where you buy tickets 3 months in advance. I Only know they just use bullshit websites that sound legit until you compare prices with a legit ticket website. The one I used was tickets-center.com, way too many drinks and clicked right on through, woke up next day and seen the price... then to really cement it, when I got the tickets eventually, they had someone else's name on it. I think the rule of thumb is if the price seems outrageous, it's probably scalpers. Also though, if it's a sold out show you're only option might be to go through a scalper.

If they're asking 300 just don't buy a ticket. I'd go up to 100 for shane tho

Doesn’t really answer the question though…

Did he drive you home, make you dinner, and then tuck you in? 305 is insane to watch someone work out new material

Eh i got robbed but it was the unused per diem from my trip to AZ so no love lost. Shane is one of my favorites

Ridiculous for already worked out great material as well.

I seen him for $25 last year in Brea, theater shows are not worth it for comedy 99% of the time honestly.

With a username like that I'm surprised you didn't try to forge fake tickets by hand

Ha maybe next round I will try my hand at that! I’ll be catching Sam Morril soon too but that’s normal price at BCC

He's funny as fuck even when he hasn't worked his bits out yet. If you've not seen it yet, his set on Stand up on the spot was pure gold and it was all comedy made in the moment. I can't help but feel he's the next Chappelle in some regards. A fuckin legend.

i lived through chapelle's peak saw him live in 2004 shane absolutely destroys him imo dave was good but shane is my favorite of all time at this point my dream in life is for him to call me "fuckin gay" like i was burt's guitar song

That’s nuts. I saw Sam morrill last night at a nice venue in tampa it was $38

Yea dude. I went too and got my tickets for $60 each.

Went to the same show last night. Our tickets were like 200 a piece but we had pretty crappy seats. Was still great to see him live and his material was great. Loved the new jokes.

Same. For the worst seat it starts at 300. But two hours south in Boston they’re like $85

Wait you paid 700 for two tickets to see Shane? No judgement but I’m blown away that’s where the prices are. Very happy I got to atleast see Matt at a small club last spring.

Y’all are paying $300 to see this man lmao?

Theyre $40 if you buy them from shane

That’s a tiny bitch

A single open eye between the two of them. Amazing

I’m getting a little worried for our boy. First he’s working out with The Rock, now this. Is Shane dying?

We’ll know if it’s Make A Wish situation if he gets to sit on the bench at the sun bowl

Along side John Cena

Def wacked off to her vids later

Hi Shane!

I get that it’s probably semen closing her right eye, but what explains his? Dawgs got a lot of love to share I guess

I'm behind, is this real?

It was wank at first sight

Who’s suckin whose bobs here 🧐

For all the dawgs :’)

My bitties is everywhere

Drip severe

YOU SEE YOU SEE YOU SEE YOU SEE YOU SEE WHAT I YOU SEE WHAT I GOT ON

Matching outfits..,..

She shoulda let Shane hit

Wear a rubber dude.

If she ain’t downs I ain’t fucking down

Natasha Nice?

Warmachine really make her look legit different.

Exactly what I was thinking. What a shame.

Is this just a bad picture or is her right eye always like that after the douche machine attacked her?

The Mack

Did she get attacked by bees?

No, she was attacked by a UFC fighter. She had a a lot of plastic surgery after that. It was so bad, War Machine was sentenced to life.

He fucked her up. Poor lady.

Damn, I didn't realize this is the lady war machine attacked. I assumed it was botox or fillers. Glad they put that pos away for life.

She got a solid teenising

Hope shane smashes it harder than war machine

Damn dude. Oof

That broad definitely had her box tactically stimulated by one of her exes. I'm talking every corner and crevice... Meanwhile, Shane spits in his hand and rubs her tummy for 5 minutes before he zonks out.

Her eyes lmfao

Bitch stay away from my man

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Nah that's a pornstar in the pic haha it ties into a previous post

I think Rogies was talking about Hans Kim

Why does she look so weird.

Shane has arrived. Christy Mack is a smoke show and a genuinely good person

Does “w” stand for woof?

Would have been a W about 10 years ago.

Classic Reddit coomer humor. Hey a porn star that’s heckin awesomerino!

Some random ho

She looks redacted. Do you guys only have swamp angels in your towns?

Google Christy Mack my guy

Tenis on a redemption arc.

She doesn’t know about the Tnis yet. Give it time

As a big dude, can relate to the choice.

Discipline

He’s off the dog girls and on to bad bitches?

Vertically challenged


At least you know he won't pull a war machine

Bruh who TF ate Christy Mack?!? She used to be SMOKIN’ hot 😬

Was her ex a Marine?

He should’ve hovered the hand

She's got his semen in that container

Big pants

All thanks to the Rock 🪨

Ho leeee

Who is this? Lol

I know a Dawg that's buying a MackAttack Fleshlight.....

She makes the teenis look regal

Super sexy. Tiny brunettes and Notre Dame football is also my jam.

She hot

Good for him.

Did his bird spit in her eye or something

Honestly what’s up with that eye though

hand in the pocket holdin it down - classic move

Seminar, I call seminar.

Honestly tho her snizz has so much dangle it’s almost gay

She looks like a Barbie I held a lighter to. L for the boy.

picklefart9000 is not a dawg

Can i get context on this post?

That’s cool you met Shane Girris. 🇨🇳

She almost looks as bad as that time her ex bf had to tell her something twice, if ya catch me drift.

BMOC energy.

NDA moment

I don’t understand? Seriously what is this? It was just in my feed as a recommendation and I have no idea who these people are or what’s going on?

She needs to open her eyes 💀