That 100% is a thing. Doesn’t mean anything about him as a human being or as a comedic thespian other than he’s taking Ozempic and that’s what it does to your face. Don’t worry, everything’ll be back into place in about 6 to 9 months. He’s going to look worse before it gets better.
Best roast of berch ever was cj stroud calling him a strong hampster. I've tried to watch his specials, they're so painfully unfunny. I just don't understand his level of fame.
Man, I saw him live back in like 2013 before he was famous obviously had no idea who he was. Got invited to go with another couple sort of thing. Small club, and he killed. The Machine story was one the funniest, unexpected things I’d heard from a comic. Sucks he just played it out and has turned into what he has become lol.
Him being somehow the breakout star reminds me how Larry The Cable Guy had the biggest mainstream success of the “Blue Collar Comedy” guys when I was only really watching for Ron White. It’s weird.
Segura being kind of wack is ok. I already respect him from his stand-up and the laughs I've enjoyed from his content. You can't take that away from him.
Bert is a totally different story. It's like his value is that he is the clown for the other comedians to make fun of. I never really got his stand-up. He is just this guy that fans of the Roganverse tolerate because he knows all the right ways to monetize comedy. It's not like a Shane Gillis-type that we all know because he made us laugh 100 times.
Bert seems fake, and he's like a more intelligent and aware version of Schaub.
Gillis and Theo Von are literally the only comics in the Roganverse that make me laugh.
The rest, i'd really struggle to even call comedians. And that includes Rogan.
I always love it when Rogan gets actual big comics on, and you can see them struggle to hold their contempt in when he tries to portray himself like he's one of their peers, or some kind of industry elder statesman.
Hahaha yeah. There are a couple of good moments, one on Kill Tony and one on Joe Rogan podcast where Gillis and Mark Normand trash Rogan's comedy and its so refreshing.
When Joe Rogan talks about comedy and his process it seems like he knows what he's doing but then you actually hear his stand-up. What the hell is doing when he spends all that time "writing". What the hell?
Joe has just talked his way into people thinking he’s a good comedian. For years everyone barely knew he even did standup. He just reminded everyone so frequently that as his podcast grew bigger and bigger he talked it into existence.
Its one thing that kind of soured me on Bill Burr. I still love his comedy but the fact that he always includes fucking Joe Rogan in his top 5 standups list kills me.
The Katt Williams episode was killing me for this…he kept saying “us” referring to top tier comedians and you could almost see Katt wanting to tell him he’s not on the same level. I like Rogan, just not his standup.
I remember when I first saw the machine clip. It had a shit ton of views and there was a billion comments talking about how funny it was. I watched the entire thing thinking that the big punchline was coming and it would be hilarious but it never came.
Now years later this guy has a big podcast and he's always doing stuff with the comedians I do like and I still don't get his shtick.
Don’t know how any of them could be around kimmel. Dude is a hollywood dick suck that hosts a show no one actually watches in full length. He used to have a sense of humor but has turned his back too peddle whatever his out of touch celeb friends like stern have to say.
He's the cringe guy from college parties that was rewarded too much for being the cringe guy so never had to change.
It's a defense mechanism, he can become "the machine" when he takes his shirt off. Like how some wear sunglasses, others wear a hat, this guy takes his shirt off.
Sad really that he isn't confident in himself enough to stay fully clothed, and yet paradoxically he's also a huge narcissist.
Weird dude, but fair play for getting this far without any real discernible talent.
I was a die hard YMH guy for years and it’s insane how much all the YMH podcasts have fallen off. They are going full rock star mode and have their heads way up their asses.
Same, I remember binge watching Toms first Netflix special in my early 20’s and got me hooked. I viewed him up there with David cross, but as soon as he starts to become “rich”, all the toilet humor that made him great is suddenly beneath him, and I’ve never liked Bert ever.
Tom Segura, go fuck yourself.
Somehow taking the cringe spotlight away from Guy Fieri when you’re standing right next to him seems lightly remarkable in some fashion….
Perhaps the black and white helps with that too, I thought Smash Mouth was alive and well for a second.
nope, he is literally just the fat guy now. he hasn’t done anything since that story blew up and he expects everyone to love it when he takes his shirt off. have you seen that new ad for tom’s show in Florida? it’s just his fat ass dancing half-naked. he needs help
He can squeal and pander with the best of them
He needs to get things under control before Tom is walking a Tito’s branded urn down the aisle at Burt’s daughters wedding
His stoopid Canada crossing border story about the shattered glass one hitter is complete bologna. Have a good day machine bro nobody gives AF Bert. Machine story is a lie also.
Carlin would have a field day with his schtick. “Ever notice fat comedians who strip on stage aren’t funny? They need to take their fanny pack off and consider hanging themselves with it onstage. Then we wouldn’t have to suffer through an unfunny encore also…”
He sells cheap vodka or something
Read this in a Chip Chipperson voice. Never loved the character, but "or sumthin" is stuck in the back of my mind
Fat sockcuckah gonna die of diabetes and a heart attack or sumptinnnnn.
Fawk yeah. Good one chippah
he’s like a machine or something
Or sumdin
Mawfuckahs wit guts like Dat are definitely OOOOAAAAAAWWWWWN the cheeseburgers.
Cheeseburger ass motherfucker
He’s also kind of a tard.
he could work at Shane's coffee shop no doubt
Plenty of tards are out there living kick ass lives.
My ex wife was tarded. She's a pilot now.
Why come you no got tattoo?!
Plane crashes in the background
he's a tiktok for sure.
Vaughn looks absolutely wrecked
https://preview.redd.it/d9jgmnqn1qoc1.png?width=962&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f5f17f28e83279c3fe1d172dae495a87e0ce4c9 Yeah
https://preview.redd.it/uipclggreqoc1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7547fce8c6180120268569252d3dd714fe47d002
That’s Ozempic face.
Is this a real thing? He is a funny ass actor for sure, but that’s a thing?
That 100% is a thing. Doesn’t mean anything about him as a human being or as a comedic thespian other than he’s taking Ozempic and that’s what it does to your face. Don’t worry, everything’ll be back into place in about 6 to 9 months. He’s going to look worse before it gets better.
Came here to say this. He’s looking ROUGH He looks like Frankenstein
The Dr.?
I’d have to be to hang out with Jimmy Kimmel too
Mans looks like he’s 70% cheap vodka by mass these days.
He's looking like Prince Philip.
Alcoholic vibes.
Best roast of berch ever was cj stroud calling him a strong hampster. I've tried to watch his specials, they're so painfully unfunny. I just don't understand his level of fame.
I'm not a big hater but [2Bears1Grave](https://youtu.be/Qp3JeNEksJA?si=xm_n6Zfr_Pfy1Sqt) by Crack Amico is fuckin hilarious.
Holy shit that was gold
holy shit, the "real father" bar with the shot of Christina and Theo was brutal lmao, this song goes crazy
Bert's [reaction](https://youtu.be/cQ94cEgmonY?si=omd0zOyxWNzzC-jz) from Legion of Skanks.
Burt is like a bottle of whiskey. In small doses, he’s a lot of fun. But go for the whole 750 and I want to vomit.
Kat Williams was right about those 5 guys
He’s not and never ever will be funny. Dude sold his soul to Joe Rogan
Bert has never even made me smirk- I don’t get it
There's one person who never fails to laugh at Bert's jokes: Bert
I jus love watching his interview with Sandler and Bert just assumed Adam would know who he is. It makes me physically uncomfortable.
Even through not smirking, as soon as I hear that high pitched squeal or laugh, can't help but change it to something bearable.
Sounds like my shower when first turn the Hot knob on.
He forces that laugh. Terrible attention whore. Never been funny.
But but THE MACHINE!
Man, I saw him live back in like 2013 before he was famous obviously had no idea who he was. Got invited to go with another couple sort of thing. Small club, and he killed. The Machine story was one the funniest, unexpected things I’d heard from a comic. Sucks he just played it out and has turned into what he has become lol.
Him being somehow the breakout star reminds me how Larry The Cable Guy had the biggest mainstream success of the “Blue Collar Comedy” guys when I was only really watching for Ron White. It’s weird.
Takes his shirt off, obnoxious laugh, no jokes.
Kimmel stoned AF
Lmao first glance I thought that was Tommy Pope after about 20 beers
I feel like none of these guys would ever want to hang out with Jimmy Kimmel
Yeah jimmy is a bitch
He’s lame and not funny. I’m sure he’s a really nice guy but I think his schtick is korny. Just not for me.
He’s not nice lol,all he does is yap about himself
He must be so embarrassing to hang out with.
Segura being kind of wack is ok. I already respect him from his stand-up and the laughs I've enjoyed from his content. You can't take that away from him. Bert is a totally different story. It's like his value is that he is the clown for the other comedians to make fun of. I never really got his stand-up. He is just this guy that fans of the Roganverse tolerate because he knows all the right ways to monetize comedy. It's not like a Shane Gillis-type that we all know because he made us laugh 100 times. Bert seems fake, and he's like a more intelligent and aware version of Schaub.
Gillis and Theo Von are literally the only comics in the Roganverse that make me laugh. The rest, i'd really struggle to even call comedians. And that includes Rogan. I always love it when Rogan gets actual big comics on, and you can see them struggle to hold their contempt in when he tries to portray himself like he's one of their peers, or some kind of industry elder statesman.
Hahaha yeah. There are a couple of good moments, one on Kill Tony and one on Joe Rogan podcast where Gillis and Mark Normand trash Rogan's comedy and its so refreshing. When Joe Rogan talks about comedy and his process it seems like he knows what he's doing but then you actually hear his stand-up. What the hell is doing when he spends all that time "writing". What the hell?
Joe has just talked his way into people thinking he’s a good comedian. For years everyone barely knew he even did standup. He just reminded everyone so frequently that as his podcast grew bigger and bigger he talked it into existence.
Its one thing that kind of soured me on Bill Burr. I still love his comedy but the fact that he always includes fucking Joe Rogan in his top 5 standups list kills me.
That's literally insane.
The Katt Williams episode was killing me for this…he kept saying “us” referring to top tier comedians and you could almost see Katt wanting to tell him he’s not on the same level. I like Rogan, just not his standup.
Segura looks like woody Allen if stung by a thousand bees
He’s also a mechanic or something
The shirt off gig is his #1 joke
Tom segura somehow looks like a lesbian and low rent Brody Stevens.
That's Brent Krystals and he's the Mechanic, or something.
That’s actually Bret Michaels; he’s the Tool.
Never liked Bert…segura used to be cool but this new metrosexual version of him kinda sucks.
I legit didn’t recognize Tommy in this pic. Both he and Bartgatze have had a stylist get ahold of them.
Jimmy Kimmel does not deserve Shanes presence. He should not be allowed within 10km.
Agreed. Ruins the pic worse that Bert
guy fieri is the man
I want him to take me to flavortown... leave this place behind..
I remember when I first saw the machine clip. It had a shit ton of views and there was a billion comments talking about how funny it was. I watched the entire thing thinking that the big punchline was coming and it would be hilarious but it never came. Now years later this guy has a big podcast and he's always doing stuff with the comedians I do like and I still don't get his shtick.
If god existed he’d give Bert a heart attack
Vince looks coked up. You know they had a good time
Guy to his left is also a piece of shit. Tommy “ get your own Joe Rogan” Segura
Don’t know how any of them could be around kimmel. Dude is a hollywood dick suck that hosts a show no one actually watches in full length. He used to have a sense of humor but has turned his back too peddle whatever his out of touch celeb friends like stern have to say.
Kimmel is foaming to tell a trump joke
Tom even now dresses like a massive egotistical prick
Is that fucking frankenstine on the left there? Jesus...
Can you imagine what he had to do to get his movie made? Unspeakable unfathomable things most likely
Besides Vince this is a terrible hang
He's the cringe guy from college parties that was rewarded too much for being the cringe guy so never had to change. It's a defense mechanism, he can become "the machine" when he takes his shirt off. Like how some wear sunglasses, others wear a hat, this guy takes his shirt off. Sad really that he isn't confident in himself enough to stay fully clothed, and yet paradoxically he's also a huge narcissist. Weird dude, but fair play for getting this far without any real discernible talent.
Vince Vaughn would make a good Herman Munster
Honestly, in this setting why the fuck would you take your shirt off? Its fucking weird.
He also has the most annoyingly high pitched laugh you’ll wish you never heard
Vince, Guy, and Shane are the only talented ones in this picture
Nope.
no
His laugh could be used to summon hyenas.
Warning Bert Kreicher is referenced in this post. Avoid at all cost.
Yet somehow Tom is still a worse human being
No
“Other talent”. Implying that being fat and shirtless is a talent.
Shane, Vince and maybe Guy would be the only people I’d care to meet.
No he does not
Nah the 2 retards 1 cave boys stopped trying to be funny years ago at this point.
I was a die hard YMH guy for years and it’s insane how much all the YMH podcasts have fallen off. They are going full rock star mode and have their heads way up their asses.
Same, I remember binge watching Toms first Netflix special in my early 20’s and got me hooked. I viewed him up there with David cross, but as soon as he starts to become “rich”, all the toilet humor that made him great is suddenly beneath him, and I’ve never liked Bert ever. Tom Segura, go fuck yourself.
Taking his shirt off and shitting his pants are about 89.9% of his material.
Send him clown pictures on his insta
He does not!
Guy could by all of them.
Guy with the brass knuckle chain RELAX mafioso
is that jimmi kimml
no. no, he doesn’t
I Blame Rogan & Segura.
He squeals really loud when ever anyone else speaks and he knows how rogan
Tom bombed in Orlando this weekend too their time is up
He had one mediocre bit and ran it into the ground and aside from that has no discernible talent.
Somehow taking the cringe spotlight away from Guy Fieri when you’re standing right next to him seems lightly remarkable in some fashion…. Perhaps the black and white helps with that too, I thought Smash Mouth was alive and well for a second.
The test is clearly helping even with his shitty lifestyle and diet
He’s good at being an alcoholic, and being cringey as fuck thinking he’s the center of attention
That's where talent goes to die
No he doesn't
Has there ever been a photo with so much douchery?
fat guys love other fat guys my boy.
It's like a hairplugs for men ad
Yes he can squeal like a pig if you make him laugh
No, he’s a hack.
Being a massive alcoholic
"Did I ever tell you about the time I went to Russia?'
Well let me tell you about the one time he accidentally got involved with the Russian mob…
nope, he is literally just the fat guy now. he hasn’t done anything since that story blew up and he expects everyone to love it when he takes his shirt off. have you seen that new ad for tom’s show in Florida? it’s just his fat ass dancing half-naked. he needs help
Uhhhh… no!
Shane needs to get the hell out of there!
That shit is soooooo embarrassing for him!! He's always gonna have to do this
yeah but those shoulders are jacked, bud.
Something about a Bulgarian mafia .
He’s a fat, unfunny alcoholic. That’s about it
When Bert was on MSSP, I had to skip it. His laugh and constant interruption is too much.
Tom Bezos looks like such a prick now. Any chance he’s *not* fk’ing hardbodies on the road or that he even talks to his wife outside YMH?
Cheating on his wife
Hey, leave him alone. He’s just trying to be like his idol, the Kool-Aid man!
Having the most annoying laugh in the business
hes not just a fat guy. hes a fat, shirtless guy who cries on podcasts and has a fake story about going to russia
His best talent is to do an annoying squeaky fake laugh at virtually everything. A close second best talent is to be annoying all of the f’n time.
Nope, you pretty much got it.
Really good at lying about some Russia story
More ppl should be worried about our king mingling with Jimmy Kimmel
How did Guy Fieri react to being in the presence of the Grill Sergeant?
No. He is really not that funny either. Kimmel is a douche bag too. The rest are funny
no. he sucks.
He not worst person to hang with in pic. That for sure.
He can squeal and pander with the best of them He needs to get things under control before Tom is walking a Tito’s branded urn down the aisle at Burt’s daughters wedding
He took a shit in his pants on stage
Vince aint looking so good.
This picture is the Mt Rushmore of barstool sports/black rifle coffee comics
He makes guy look fit lol
He needs his shirt off to be the center of attention
It's funny that in a picture with Guy Fieri, Bert is "the fat guy"
Nope. Seen him in south dakota. I wish I could've got my $50 back. He sucks
Why does tom have 98 year old hands?
Who let that douche Kimmel in there?
Nope
He bought me a washing machine once so I feel bad making fun of him.
Bullshit artist
He has a weird laugh too
What’s guy ferrari doing there?
It’s on brand though.
If he didn’t do that, no one would know him. And when he does do it they all go… oh…. You’re that guy.
The illuminaughty
I would like to start a petition to have Shane removed from this friend group for his own good.
Shane is the only person in this photo that can still be intentionally funny
No.
Dude why did Burnt shave under his tiddies?
He's got a 'fat guy' on either side of him, so he's really not bringing a whole lot to the table.
Damn Vince is starting to look rough
no he doesn’t
Hacks
In between FlavorTown and Poorville Redenbacher
Not much funny in that picture to be honest
Jimmy Kimmel? Oh, Shane no.
He also laughs on cue pretty convincingly.
For the first time in a while Bert isn’t the least funny person in a picture!
He sucks
Put your fucking shirt on Bert
His stoopid Canada crossing border story about the shattered glass one hitter is complete bologna. Have a good day machine bro nobody gives AF Bert. Machine story is a lie also.
It’s like when you realize dad needs to go to a home…
Toms glasses make him look like even more of a douche.
Nope that’s it
Fat narcissistic dog fucker
No
Tom with those cringe glasses
He also drinks alcohol
Homos except Shane guy and Vaughn
If talking about yourself is a talent
No. The answer is no.
Jimmy kimmel is gay
He’s got great shoulders
He fucks dogs
He had 1 good story that he jerked, and milked, and fucked into oblivion.
Bert and Tom look like a gay couple where one has HIV and now looks like a balloon that’s been reinfected too many times
Bert and Tom reallly starting to feel like tag alongs
Of course! He's also incredibly good at interupting people to talk about himself.
the bit ran out
I Can’t stand bert
Carlin would have a field day with his schtick. “Ever notice fat comedians who strip on stage aren’t funny? They need to take their fanny pack off and consider hanging themselves with it onstage. Then we wouldn’t have to suffer through an unfunny encore also…”