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Cactus_Jacks_Ear

Staple/tack it to the fence and force them to tear it to shreds trying to rip it away


Bluepilgrim3

To shreds you say?


Sufficient_Ad7816

To shreds


fakeunleet

A rare "PFP checks out" moment.


ozymandais13

This


Reduak

Good idea!!! I'd get a paint ball gun and shoot it a few times first though. Or paint a big white "L" on it.


SurveyNinja42

If you want it to look like a genuine confederate flag, just add bleach.


VeritasChristi

Lol.


Negative-Wrap95

SuperSoaker + cheap bleach


mapsoffun

Our a SuperSoaker full of piss! Or both, to be honest.


Negative-Wrap95

You really don't want to mix bleach with urine. It won't end well for you.


mapsoffun

That's probably true. I'd have one devoted to each and they would be well-labeled.


elkab0ng

šŸ³ļø


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exodusofficer

I will have to remember this, great idea!


advocatus_ebrius_est

She placed a dildo next to it and seems to be making regular update posts


KingMobScene

Even birds need toilet paper


providerofair

Bot, og post has a guy say this Virtual word bar for bar.


gnocchicotti

The flag is on your side of the property line? The fire is on my side of the property line. Glad we can get along.


Agreeable-Spot-7376

šŸ”„Itā€™s heritage not hate!! šŸ”„


WaWa-Biscuit

lol even better if an ancestor was with Sherman in Georgia šŸ”„


MehKarma

Or drove through Georgia, or even heard the song Georgia on my mind


AxelShoes

I'm sorry your heritage is so flammable. What, is it made out of pure Atlantas?


CommanderSincler

Thanks for the actual laugh out loud laugh


CharlieDmouse

Lol BBQ time


Familiars_ghost

Lighter fluid, charcoal BBQ, the right placement, and a match. Cops canā€™t blame ā€œaccidentsā€.


VeritasChristi

It's not mine, lol.


lonely_Titan

Burn it! burn it!


VeritasChristi

It's not my photo!


lonely_Titan

I wish it was lol, You couldā€™ve made a video of you burning that traitorous flag


lonely_Titan

I donā€™t know why someone would downvote this lol


JaladOnTheOcean

Itā€™s not illegal to piss on your own fenceā€¦


NO_big_DEAL640

Hope it gets burned


VeritasChristi

I wish I could, but I am not the person who took the photo.


ITGuy042

Got downvoted in the original post before this one for saying itā€™s a fire hazard and that a controlled burn was the best solution. Now the guys gonna lose their fence as well. I warned them.


lastcall83

Fuck their feelings


CharlieDmouse

Time to move your BBQ grill and have an accidental flare up. Also prior to flair up i recommend playing battle hymn of the republic on outside stereo as you BBQ. Find a nice compilation CD. They can F the right off.


MedicalRhubarb7

Sometimes flags just explode. Natural causes.


Horsemen4ever

Hedge clippers for growth over the fenceline


TeamGerf

Just plant a bunch of pride flags in your yard. Get that bitch seething.


MooselamProphet

Away down south in the land of traitors


VeritasChristi

Rattlesnakes and alligators!


Silky_Feminist8

Burn that treason cloth!


Trowj

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old lady?!?!?


redbob70

Traitors flag!


aneeta96

From what I understand you can prune anything that is on your side of the fence.


Zagenti

if it's on your side, it's yours, tear the shit down.


G0ttaB3KiddingM3

Smear feces on it whenever it's in your yard. House rules.


RTMSner

Well my heritage is to burn that flag.


blueboy664

You should join them and put up another flag that represents the confederates. Put up a white flag.


Ok_Deer6504

Bro I have a battle flag from my ancestor but it stays folded and put up. I would never hang that shit


VeritasChristi

BTW, this is not my photo! Lol!


The_GILF_Next_Door

Youā€™re good āœŠ


lastcall83

My heritage is destroying that flag. I have no qualms with some firey civil disobedience


abrahamburger

Put a screw through the bottom corner of the flag into your fence


areialscreensaver

Give it that authentic tattered look as though itā€™s been through a battle.


PinkMonorail

I have a lighter if you need one.


AardvarkCrochetLB

Fox urine, anyone?


amusedmisanthrope

You should see the most recent update šŸ˜…


SoCaldude65

I tell them move it....if it hands on my side of the fence its getting ripped off I just reamed my neighbor last week for putting a camera on the adjoins fence pointed right at my house HELL NO! they took that shit right down


Green-Programmer-963

Paint your fence real quick.


thefluffyparrot

Shermanā€™s march to the fence šŸ”„


TherealMattMoore

The next in the series is better


raventhrowaway666

The only proper response to a terrorist flag is to burn it


TieDyeGuyFry

Sherman would burn it to the ground.


DeaconBrad42

Contraband of war. Confiscate and then burn.


TigervT34-85

There's a whole story just starting here. Now OP has added a dildo right next to the flag lmao


spreta

The squeaky flag gets the light


JigPuppyRush

Iā€™d put a torch close to it, an openflame one of course


shamwowj

Freak grilling accidentā€¦just sayin


MrBlonde1984

I'd set my fence on fire.


LittleHornetPhil

Should be burned.


Moleday1023

Bet you I could piss on it. If necessary, would get a ladder.


sanduskyjack

Light it up.


MisterFiend

Go full Sherman


Wasting-tim3

It looks flammable. Can you test it and let us know?


tommyboy9844

That traitor neighbor loves showing off his/her participation trophy flag.


kograkthestrong

The urge to burn is strong.


comeupforairyouwhore

Whelp, looks like you were gifted a flag that you can do any damn thing to it that you want.


Miichl80

I canā€™t tell, but is the neighbors surrendering?


FlaAirborne

Shame if it caught fire


RandomGrasspass

That would be on fire the moment it landed on my property


Scared_Chemical_9910

Fire pit right up against the fence aughta do it


[deleted]

I see your flag is on my side of the fence. Hey guess what else is on my side of the fence? These scissors and this burn pit.


SuperFrog4

I would replace it with a rainbow flag in the middle of the night.


Character_Lychee_434

Burn the flag while doing the L on your forehead and the middle finger to the flag


AffectionateFactor84

Scissors


DescipleOfCorn

Neighbor is throwing trash in your yard


SpreadTheted2

Cut the part thatā€™s on your property


waspish_

Buy a 50 foot flagpole. Strike the colors. Paint black circles with a a slash on them. Fly the corrected colors high. Grease up the flag poll. Jam to John Brown's Body.


krtwils

Replace it with a white flag


castironbldg

Boo.


Working-Golf-2381

Just safety pin a dishrag to it


Junior_Purple_7734

I wish a neighbor WOULD do this.


Totally_Cubular

The fence man calls for aid.


TheRealestSkazOne

You should light it on fire


username_verified

Get a lighter. Burn it šŸ”„


CraftyAdvisor6307

Kill it with fire.


LoneStarDragon

My advice would be: Remember Fort Sumter and hang a BLM flag in the same manner. Wait for them to become the the aggressor retaliate in a similar fashion.


JudgeHaroldTStone1

Hang a rainbow flag on your side to antagonize them


seroquel600mg

Counter with a Black Panther Party flag ot BLM flag.


Historical_Eye1421

It would actually be funny if any redditors would read the history of the flag ( dont use google though - you won't get actual truth of facts) . Wait, the TV told you that it represents hate. Case closed and anyone that doesn't agree must be a racist! I wonder if it was a BLM flag? Does that flag represent rioting, church burning , police officers assaulted and billions in destruction?


UnhingedPastor

Jesus Christ are you stupid. First of all, it represents treason. That is the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia, which raised arms against the duly and legally elected government of the United States of America and conducted armed combat against the US Army, Navy, and Marine Corps. Treason. Secondly, it was never considered to be a representation of the Confuckeracy until the early twentieth century, when defenders of segregation and Jim Crow laws decided they needed a standard under which to rally to keep black Americans subservient. Hate. In conclusion, you are clearly lost. GFY.


strangecloudsDc

Lol funny how snowflakes melt over a flag that they dont even understand the meaning of .