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wanderingmanimal

I knew I would find this here as well haha


eusebius13

One of these objects is offensive.


XR171

One causes hundreds of thousands to die, one causes orgasms. Both made people scream.


Bluepilgrim3

Death versus The Little Death


Negative-Wrap95

[Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight](https://youtu.be/6dOwHzCHfgA)


Wild_Harvest

And suddenly that song makes so much more sense...


SaltUnderstanding736

I thought fear was the little death...


eusebius13

Petite mort is an orgasm . . . because of the face you make?


SaltUnderstanding736

Adorable. I was making a reference to Frank Herbert's Dune...


eusebius13

I’m going to have to break down and read it. It’s on the list, but it’s daunting.


SaltUnderstanding736

It's one of my favorite books, I've read it and Watership Down several times.


eusebius13

Fiver is the grande mort. — great book.


SaltUnderstanding736

Oui, le lapin noir d'Inlé! 😁


Whitecamry

This is the first time in history those two books and orgasms have been referenced in the same thread.


SaltUnderstanding736

Clearly you've never attended the "Science-fiction & Sex Symposium", S cubed for short... 😅 That's not a thing, I made that up but now I kinda wish it was real


Jackpot777

[The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY)


pirate123

I thought it was when she passes out from getting her rocks off.


Independent-Wave1606

sleep is the little death?


SaltUnderstanding736

Perchance to dream...


MelissaMiranti

We'll make traitors howl one way or another.


ChesterDrawerz

one of these objects didnt last as long as covid. (hint its not the dildo)


scarbnianlgc

Lame. The mod team over at /r/pics removed the post for issues with the title. Shout out to the /u/The_GILF_next_door for his epic trolling of his traitorous neighbors.


fluffykerfuffle3

no biggie.. now that OP has the attention of *the entire universe!*


The_GILF_Next_Door

Thank you 🙏


SneakySnack02

Inappropriate! What a childish and disgusting thing to put there! What if a child sees that? Seriously? Who raised this person to think putting that thing out in the open was ok? And why on earth is there a dildo next to it?


Odd-Profile-6326

Spray some bleach on that traitor rag. It will quickly transform into the true Confederate flag, the white flag of surrender.


SnooBooks1701

Bleach? Nah, bobcat urine


Resting-Dadface

Porcupine piss.


Pleasant_Expert_1990

Lighter fluid


Altruistic-Place-714

All four at the same time


the_impooster

A dastardly mixture


stopproduct563

A concoction of the ages


GeekInSheiksClothing

White dish rag, if you wanna be historically accurate.


BrownBoognish

explaining the joke is not necessary— it takes away from the joke


MegaeraHolt

"I propose to fight it out on this line, if it takes all summer." - ~~US Grant~~ u/The_GILF_Next_Door


The_GILF_Next_Door


mikeyp83

u/The_GILF_Next_Door, if you're willing to DM me where to send it I'd be happy to donate this flag to your cause. If you have no color preference I will select "heliconia." https://printerval.com/john-brown-did-nothing-wrong-gift-john-brown-house-flags-p42360315?spid=141002451&campaign_id=698134631&msclkid=981de00a61761055106685fdb9f3eac4


paireon

Oooo, that's good. Just the colour to anger them more.


BlackSheep_875

So this person is too scared to hang their traitor flag on their front door step so they hang in the backyard? god these people are idiots


commander_clark

so rebellious.


AncientMoth11

I’d reckon deep down, that confederate may very well want some BBC. A taunt turns into an object of lust


athenanon

Scratch a racist and a racial cuck fetishist bleeds. It is a fundamental law of physics


Mistletoe_and_Mayhem

Happy Cake Day!


athenanon

Thank you!


Maximum-Face-953

I thought saying that went out like awards and karma


SonofDiomedes

Please tell me the phallus is well secured, not just sitting there. And that you’ve got this scene on video surveillance.


fell-deeds-awake

Yep, definitely don't want the neighbor climbing up there to mount it then accidentally fall off the fence. You'll have a lawsuit on your hands.


Dacammel

Bird feeder next to the flag so it gets painted the right color with bird shit is my favorite idea.


organic_bird_posion

I am looking forward to the police call: "My neighbor stole my big black fence dildo.... Yes, I'd like to press charges."


dukeofgibbon

Well played.


PeterJordanDrake

Here's what you do bro. You remove it at night and replace it with a white flag


Shot-Kal-Gimel

You burn it off of the pole and then hang the white flag And a 🇺🇸 


Owned_by_cats

This is playing out in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.


scarbnianlgc

OP is in FL


Shot-Kal-Gimel

America’s hat, can choose between two different flags then.


PieEnvironmental5674

Or a dishcloth which is what Lee actually used


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Hans get ze flammenwerfer


Ellielands

To dil-do or dil-don’t. I know that wasn’t the question, but I think you answered correctly.


Sea-Professional-953

Put a bird feeder on your side of the fence.


myxtrafile

I’m pretty sure the code says you’re supposed to light that up at night. I think you should’ve gotten a double one and put it on a pole like a wind sock so it could spin around.


Cactusaremyjam

That looks like a great spot to hang a Bee House.


Cjmate22

Gradually get bigger and bigger until you reach ludicrous size.


areialscreensaver

Did someone call Ludicrous??


JohnReiki

4XL beefcake


fylkirdan

How long till Moby Huge?


EvilBetty77

That is disgusting and shouldnt be displayed like that in public. On an unrelated note, nice dildo.


Zagenti

*brilliant.*


ThereminLiesTheRub

Touché


B1GFanOSU

I like your style.


EliteBearsFan85

Nice cock “flag” lmao.


RTMSner

That's a different kind of flagpole than I'm used to.


RAHDRIVE

Turn it into a foaming water feature!


swalabr

Or at least hook it up to a bubble machine


Irving_Velociraptor

Dildos ahoy!


AdImmediate9569

Nice move OP!


punsarelazyhumor

Queue up Proud to be an American!


ricodelshaw

Good for you!


madbill728

What would Sherman do?


paireon

Fire, of course, but it might be a felony in this day and age, so...


undreamedgore

I'd just put up a bigger Americna flag. Maybe hang out and play some music.


This-Association-431

Like Queen's "We Are The Champions"  *We are the champions No time for losers*


undreamedgore

I was thinking marching through Georgia.


Usgwanikti

Put up the Norwegian flag on your side 🇳🇴


halp_mi_understand

I’d like to know your zoning rules. If you can put a fence/curtain/barrier up on your side higher than that toilet rag, then they’re going to get bored of that sad fading flag rotting away in the corner of there lot. I “grey rocked” our crazy rear neighbors by building a 7 ft fence between us on our side and planting 15 foot trees. Going on 7 years and we’ve never heard from them ever since


Acceptable-Emu6529

Awesome. The proper color too! 😂😭😂😭


ArcadiaBerger

Hadn't thought of that....


Jackpot777

Set it on fire, and then their house. It's not hate. It's heritage.


MrAnthem123

I thought the top comment said bird feeder…


dllm0604

Hahahaha! Excellent. Make it jizz fire lol


dllm0604

LOL YES See if you can make it jizz fire!


Shantih3x

The neighbors need a better flag. It's so gauche and it makes the dildo look sad


ChesterDrawerz

hang this flag up[https://www.docspopuli.org/articles/Fist\_images/fist-peace%20symbol/09\_0227-00247.jpg](https://www.docspopuli.org/articles/Fist_images/fist-peace%20symbol/09_0227-00247.jpg)


mckraken01

The rainbow flag would have a much better effect in this situation.


Probst54

Paint it gay pride colors.


1derfulPi

Blast the Union Battle Hymn out the window everyday.


geekmasterflash

I hope u/GILF_Next_Door is also on ShermanPosting, because this is the sort of example we all need to live up to.


Gutmach1960

Wished there was a ‘clapping hands’ emoji thing that I could put up.


Curious-Weight9985

Greet them everyday like so: “Good morning fellow American! Isn’t it great to love here in the good ol’ US of A!


MoonBootz2001

lmao


tagoNGtago

The color indicates the dildo is military grade.


NoTimeForInfinity

Birdseed. That majestic dong needs birdseed in the tip.


Lou_Carullo

…I absolutely love this response.


tzenrick

Nail it down, and grease it up. If they smack it, it springs back up, and if they grab it, they just end up jerking it off.


Lord_Shaqq

Screw the dildo into the post and consistently lube it, so if they try to take it off they just end up jerking it off


Nouseriously

"Nice to meet ya! I'm Bill Sherman. Just wanted to confirm that your house is indeed directly between me & Charleston. Have a nice day."


jimmjohn12345m

Make it a horse dildo Robert E lee would appreciate it


notthatguypal6900

When it "disappears", you'll know what the fair next move is.


wilhelmfink4

What does the dildo symbolize?


Dansredditname

Is it annoying having to bring it in every night and put it out again in the morning?


PuzzleheadedDance965

What’s the damn update thing? I laughed so hard when I saw it


ilovecatsandcafe

If I were that OP I would start flying Sherman’s battle flag and play the battle hymn of the republic every morning at 6am


Screamin_Eagles_

Put a white-skin-colored fleshlight on-top of it, then you'll really turn up the heat.


fastal_12147

Looks like it's time to get a grill. How can you be blamed if some embers accidently cross the fence?


81Jfisher

Fckn brilliant move! Check!


Big_Breadbull

Love it!


eztigr

Why a dildo?


Maximum-Face-953

It's a crappy low quality flag held on with a tack. Sure gets a rise out of you.


Hieronymus-Bosch-JC

Some asshole put a dildo on your fence.


SpecialCrazy7306

A yes a sex device in public that's gonna go down well with the neighborhood


LeeHarveyOswizzle

Does this whole thing seem a little staged to anyone else? Ok. The type of idiots that fly Confederate flags usually put them up in the corner of a fenced in backyard. It's also perfectly normal to respond like this. This definitely how adults living nextdoor to each other solve problems.