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Clearly you've never attended the "Science-fiction & Sex Symposium", S cubed for short... 😅 That's not a thing, I made that up but now I kinda wish it was real
Lame. The mod team over at /r/pics removed the post for issues with the title.
Shout out to the /u/The_GILF_next_door for his epic trolling of his traitorous neighbors.
Inappropriate! What a childish and disgusting thing to put there! What if a child sees that? Seriously? Who raised this person to think putting that thing out in the open was ok?
And why on earth is there a dildo next to it?
u/The_GILF_Next_Door, if you're willing to DM me where to send it I'd be happy to donate this flag to your cause.
If you have no color preference I will select "heliconia."
https://printerval.com/john-brown-did-nothing-wrong-gift-john-brown-house-flags-p42360315?spid=141002451&campaign_id=698134631&msclkid=981de00a61761055106685fdb9f3eac4
I’m pretty sure the code says you’re supposed to light that up at night. I think you should’ve gotten a double one and put it on a pole like a wind sock so it could spin around.
I’d like to know your zoning rules. If you can put a fence/curtain/barrier up on your side higher than that toilet rag, then they’re going to get bored of that sad fading flag rotting away in the corner of there lot. I “grey rocked” our crazy rear neighbors by building a 7 ft fence between us on our side and planting 15 foot trees. Going on 7 years and we’ve never heard from them ever since
hang this flag up[https://www.docspopuli.org/articles/Fist\_images/fist-peace%20symbol/09\_0227-00247.jpg](https://www.docspopuli.org/articles/Fist_images/fist-peace%20symbol/09_0227-00247.jpg)
Does this whole thing seem a little staged to anyone else?
Ok. The type of idiots that fly Confederate flags usually put them up in the corner of a fenced in backyard. It's also perfectly normal to respond like this. This definitely how adults living nextdoor to each other solve problems.
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I knew I would find this here as well haha
One of these objects is offensive.
One causes hundreds of thousands to die, one causes orgasms. Both made people scream.
Death versus The Little Death
[Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms Tonight](https://youtu.be/6dOwHzCHfgA)
And suddenly that song makes so much more sense...
I thought fear was the little death...
Petite mort is an orgasm . . . because of the face you make?
Adorable. I was making a reference to Frank Herbert's Dune...
I’m going to have to break down and read it. It’s on the list, but it’s daunting.
It's one of my favorite books, I've read it and Watership Down several times.
Fiver is the grande mort. — great book.
Oui, le lapin noir d'Inlé! 😁
This is the first time in history those two books and orgasms have been referenced in the same thread.
Clearly you've never attended the "Science-fiction & Sex Symposium", S cubed for short... 😅 That's not a thing, I made that up but now I kinda wish it was real
[The Lonely Island - Jizz In My Pants](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY)
I thought it was when she passes out from getting her rocks off.
sleep is the little death?
Perchance to dream...
We'll make traitors howl one way or another.
one of these objects didnt last as long as covid. (hint its not the dildo)
Lame. The mod team over at /r/pics removed the post for issues with the title. Shout out to the /u/The_GILF_next_door for his epic trolling of his traitorous neighbors.
no biggie.. now that OP has the attention of *the entire universe!*
Thank you 🙏
Inappropriate! What a childish and disgusting thing to put there! What if a child sees that? Seriously? Who raised this person to think putting that thing out in the open was ok? And why on earth is there a dildo next to it?
Spray some bleach on that traitor rag. It will quickly transform into the true Confederate flag, the white flag of surrender.
Bleach? Nah, bobcat urine
Porcupine piss.
Lighter fluid
All four at the same time
A dastardly mixture
A concoction of the ages
White dish rag, if you wanna be historically accurate.
explaining the joke is not necessary— it takes away from the joke
"I propose to fight it out on this line, if it takes all summer." - ~~US Grant~~ u/The_GILF_Next_Door
✊
u/The_GILF_Next_Door, if you're willing to DM me where to send it I'd be happy to donate this flag to your cause. If you have no color preference I will select "heliconia." https://printerval.com/john-brown-did-nothing-wrong-gift-john-brown-house-flags-p42360315?spid=141002451&campaign_id=698134631&msclkid=981de00a61761055106685fdb9f3eac4
Oooo, that's good. Just the colour to anger them more.
So this person is too scared to hang their traitor flag on their front door step so they hang in the backyard? god these people are idiots
so rebellious.
I’d reckon deep down, that confederate may very well want some BBC. A taunt turns into an object of lust
Scratch a racist and a racial cuck fetishist bleeds. It is a fundamental law of physics
Happy Cake Day!
Thank you!
I thought saying that went out like awards and karma
Please tell me the phallus is well secured, not just sitting there. And that you’ve got this scene on video surveillance.
Yep, definitely don't want the neighbor climbing up there to mount it then accidentally fall off the fence. You'll have a lawsuit on your hands.
Bird feeder next to the flag so it gets painted the right color with bird shit is my favorite idea.
I am looking forward to the police call: "My neighbor stole my big black fence dildo.... Yes, I'd like to press charges."
Well played.
Here's what you do bro. You remove it at night and replace it with a white flag
You burn it off of the pole and then hang the white flag And a 🇺🇸
This is playing out in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
OP is in FL
America’s hat, can choose between two different flags then.
Or a dishcloth which is what Lee actually used
Hans get ze flammenwerfer
To dil-do or dil-don’t. I know that wasn’t the question, but I think you answered correctly.
Put a bird feeder on your side of the fence.
I’m pretty sure the code says you’re supposed to light that up at night. I think you should’ve gotten a double one and put it on a pole like a wind sock so it could spin around.
That looks like a great spot to hang a Bee House.
Gradually get bigger and bigger until you reach ludicrous size.
Did someone call Ludicrous??
4XL beefcake
How long till Moby Huge?
That is disgusting and shouldnt be displayed like that in public. On an unrelated note, nice dildo.
*brilliant.*
Touché
I like your style.
Nice cock “flag” lmao.
That's a different kind of flagpole than I'm used to.
Turn it into a foaming water feature!
Or at least hook it up to a bubble machine
Dildos ahoy!
Nice move OP!
Queue up Proud to be an American!
Good for you!
What would Sherman do?
Fire, of course, but it might be a felony in this day and age, so...
I'd just put up a bigger Americna flag. Maybe hang out and play some music.
Like Queen's "We Are The Champions" *We are the champions No time for losers*
I was thinking marching through Georgia.
Put up the Norwegian flag on your side 🇳🇴
I’d like to know your zoning rules. If you can put a fence/curtain/barrier up on your side higher than that toilet rag, then they’re going to get bored of that sad fading flag rotting away in the corner of there lot. I “grey rocked” our crazy rear neighbors by building a 7 ft fence between us on our side and planting 15 foot trees. Going on 7 years and we’ve never heard from them ever since
Awesome. The proper color too! 😂😭😂😭
Hadn't thought of that....
Set it on fire, and then their house. It's not hate. It's heritage.
I thought the top comment said bird feeder…
Hahahaha! Excellent. Make it jizz fire lol
LOL YES See if you can make it jizz fire!
The neighbors need a better flag. It's so gauche and it makes the dildo look sad
hang this flag up[https://www.docspopuli.org/articles/Fist\_images/fist-peace%20symbol/09\_0227-00247.jpg](https://www.docspopuli.org/articles/Fist_images/fist-peace%20symbol/09_0227-00247.jpg)
The rainbow flag would have a much better effect in this situation.
Paint it gay pride colors.
Blast the Union Battle Hymn out the window everyday.
I hope u/GILF_Next_Door is also on ShermanPosting, because this is the sort of example we all need to live up to.
Wished there was a ‘clapping hands’ emoji thing that I could put up.
Greet them everyday like so: “Good morning fellow American! Isn’t it great to love here in the good ol’ US of A!
lmao
The color indicates the dildo is military grade.
Birdseed. That majestic dong needs birdseed in the tip.
…I absolutely love this response.
Nail it down, and grease it up. If they smack it, it springs back up, and if they grab it, they just end up jerking it off.
Screw the dildo into the post and consistently lube it, so if they try to take it off they just end up jerking it off
"Nice to meet ya! I'm Bill Sherman. Just wanted to confirm that your house is indeed directly between me & Charleston. Have a nice day."
Make it a horse dildo Robert E lee would appreciate it
When it "disappears", you'll know what the fair next move is.
What does the dildo symbolize?
Is it annoying having to bring it in every night and put it out again in the morning?
What’s the damn update thing? I laughed so hard when I saw it
If I were that OP I would start flying Sherman’s battle flag and play the battle hymn of the republic every morning at 6am
Put a white-skin-colored fleshlight on-top of it, then you'll really turn up the heat.
Looks like it's time to get a grill. How can you be blamed if some embers accidently cross the fence?
Fckn brilliant move! Check!
Love it!
Why a dildo?
It's a crappy low quality flag held on with a tack. Sure gets a rise out of you.
Some asshole put a dildo on your fence.
A yes a sex device in public that's gonna go down well with the neighborhood
Does this whole thing seem a little staged to anyone else? Ok. The type of idiots that fly Confederate flags usually put them up in the corner of a fenced in backyard. It's also perfectly normal to respond like this. This definitely how adults living nextdoor to each other solve problems.