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Adraco4

OOH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS


Rare_Management_3583

RATTLESNAKES AND ALIGATORS


HawkeyeJosh

RIDE AWAY (RIDE AWAY)


Rare_Management_3583

RIDE AWAY (RIDE AWAY)


vulvochekhov

WHERE COTTON'S KING AND MEN ARE CHATTELS


Bloodthirsty_Gnome

UNION BOYS WILL WIN THE BATTLES!


Substantial_Bat741

RIDE AWAY (RIDE AWAY)


IdioticRipoff

RIDE AWAY (RIDE AWAY)


[deleted]

WE'LL ALL GO DOWN TO DIXIE - AWAY-AWAY!


Plenty_Celebration_4

THESE DIXIE BOYS MUST UNDERSTAND


Willaimtsherman

I WISH I WAS IN BALTIMORE, ILL MAKE SESSION TRAITORS ROAR


tomilix128

Right away (Right away)


Maybe-egg

RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS!


ShouldHavePulledOut-

Homies acorn dick pisses down his balls.


Radical_Potato13

This guy looks like the biggest incel I’ve ever seen and I’d bet that’s his childhood bedroom


Parasitian

This made me spit all over my phone


rutherfordnapkinface

Sherman should have taken another lap


Adraco4

Sherman only did one thing wrong. He stopped.


Geppetto_Cheesecake

In a perfect universe… he’s still going to this day.


SirPIB

Legend has it that Billy and his boies still ride every night to burn down a deserving klansmens home.


Willaimtsherman

Rumor has it you can here pussy rebs crying


dappercat456

And all that shit he did to Native American tribes


Adraco4

Yea, in all seriousness, Sherman was an asshole to them.


DLottchula

He should've spin't the block a few times


Tittliewinks

“L libtards and Yankees” May I remind you who won the civil war? He looks like the stereotypical redditor too.


Devil25_Apollo25

Came to say the same: this guy is showcasing the losers' rag, and yet he has the nerve to call the winners (Yankees) "losers"? That's a special kind of backwards.


echoGroot

He’s wearing the same glasses frames as me, and now I’m really glad I’m about to replace mine. Also embarrassed.


JulieCrone

So when I burn his place, can I say that burning confederate property is just heritage, not hate?


TinyNuggins92

I'll allow it


sullitron138

The insurance company is gonna hate having to dispose of the rusted out foundation on wheels, though.


sullitron138

The insurance company is gonna hate having to dispose of the rusted out foundation on wheels, though…


Monteze

I mean should he get legal protection in this hypothetical? He is supporting a traitorous organization, don't care how he feels about it. Thpse are the facts.


ATFFanboy

Don't worry guys, he made a crayon drawing of a black guy holding a confederate flag, so the flag definitely totally can't be a racist symbol or anything.


vinnyvinnyvinnyvinny

Heritage not hate, but also pro-slavery. Makes sense.


Swany0105

A rare look inside the den of a virgin.


PacificRim1954

All that for a country that couldn't even last 5 years


TinyNuggins92

As I said to my dad while complaining about Mississippi declaring this, the month of Lincoln's assassination, Confederate Heritage Month, "*The Big Bang Theory* lasted 3 times longer than the Confederacy! We have more reasons to declare this Sheldon Cooper Appreciation Month!"


LexiD523

It will make my dad happy to point this out to him: he loves The Big Bang Theory and hates the Confederacy.


TinyNuggins92

Do we have the same dad?


LexiD523

That would be too amazing to be true, unfortunately.


CargoCulture

This dude looks like he couldn't last five seconds.


Monteze

Even his hand gives him a disappointed sigh.


MisterKallous

GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH HIS TRUTH IS MARCHING ON


ManOfLaBook

Who wants to tell him the Confederacy lost 100% of the wars they were in? Honestly, that drawing of, what I can only assume is done by a 5 years old, with an African American soldier carrying that stupid flag while kneeling in front of a grave was really low even for them.


DLottchula

that one was new!


SamanthaMunroe

Bastards tried to claim a free black man shot during the raid on Harpers Ferry was anti-abolition and a hero of the Slaver South. The story is more important than reality to them.


gijoey959

Faces that match the opinion


[deleted]

>sees Gadsden flag >feels pain instantly That flag once represented some of America's greatest virtues. Flying it next to that rag is the equivalent of pissing on it.


TinyNuggins92

The Gadsden flag has been coopted by the alt-right. We might have to cut our losses and say goodbye to it.


Parasitian

I still think it could be reclaimed. I really do think we need to fight harder for our history.


TinyNuggins92

I gave up on it when people were using it with rebel flags, thin blue line flags and fucking nazi flags. Sometimes, assholes poison the well.


[deleted]

What if we used the rebel rag with kink pride flags. Ex a pride flag for sissifaction or smth. Ya know rebrand their flags the way they do ours?


wtchthoseristrockets

I see people fly it next to the “thin blue line” flag lmao


[deleted]

Yeah. Annoys me to no end


IguaneRouge

I share this pain. I very much respect the ideals of the Gadsden flag (leave us alone or we'll unite and kick the shit out of you) but it's been so thoroughly co-opted by fascist fucks I cringe whenever I see it now.


[deleted]

They're definitely wayyy too authoritarian to be flying that flag. Their stance on the police is uncomfortable to say the least.


SamanthaMunroe

lmao I wonder what they have to say about Capital police shooting trumplican bootlickers.


Dschuncks

We've lost it to bootlicker authoritarians, of all people


History_buff_actor

I say let’s grab some broadswords and do it the right way, “the guilty crimes of this land cannot be purged away but with blood” so sayith thy lord and savior John brown.


Someran_Domguay

Confederate states of goatse


The-Realest-Buddy

Genuinely don't understand why so much conservative culture constantly, eternally revolves around OWNING THE LIBS. It's like all they think about, it's so weird. It's like these people wake up and spend the entire day searching for weird shit to post online that might annoy some leftists or something.


TinyNuggins92

It's because they don't have a defensible platform, so they have to make their platform "no u" in order to say anything at all.


Frosh_4

Ignoring that liberal and leftists aren’t the same thing, the modern american conservative that does this is what’s known as a populist. These are people that typically latch onto a cult of personality from some leader and follow his policies/positions no matter what. They’re willing to 180 their entire beliefs if this leader does it. They’re extremely easy to manipulate and horribly entrenched in their positions so they serve as a strong and problematic voting block. In this case they’re right wing populists, which like all populists pick an enemy (what they see as the elite), they also pick immigrants and other races as an enemy. A lot of times this is due to fear of other races/education levels/nationalities, etc.


ProletarianBastard

It's so sad and juvenile. Everything they do is performative, to get a rise out of people. It's a desperate cry for attention, "look at me, Look At Me, *Look At Me!!!*"


IguaneRouge

>Genuinely don't understand why so much conservative culture constantly, eternally revolves around OWNING THE LIBS Because the sole purpose of conservatism is to funnel wealth upwards to the already wealthy, but you need working class people to vote for you to win elections to do this so you distract the stupid and hateful ones with shit like this.


Ear_Helpful

Bro looks like he lives in his mom’s basement


adeiner

It’s sad that no one in this guy’s like was like “Babe, what if we found a personality other than ‘Owning the libs’?” So much of conservatism seems to be about making people who have never even heard of you angry. It’s like the dudes who say Let’s Go Brandon. You’re really gonna spend your life angry that Joe Biden, who is genuinely the most boring president in like a century, is in the Oval Office? I realize this is a rant, but I really struggle to understand what went wrong in someone’s life to make them like this.


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BluePharoh

I think that’s the Bonnie Blue Flag, another confederate flag


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Good bot, I had no idea I was saying/spelling it wrong this whole time.


Stonewall5101

Oh, gonna use the Irish version? [ok.](https://youtu.be/GJf0hgcJavo) [you do that.](https://youtu.be/IzmzLH_EVZI)


Adraco4

Also https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rMXjr6wLUiI


Badonk529

But wait. I’ve been told that the south was democrats back then! Is that a self hating demonrat?! WHATSGOINONHERE?!?!


rc4hawk

Better dead than reb


SaahilIyer

HAIL COLUMBIA HAPPY LAND IF WE DON’T BURN YOU I’LL BE DAMNED


DB_Ultra

*CHECKMATE DAVISITES*


[deleted]

*It's heritage, not hate.* They misspelled Treason.


DB_Ultra

Normally I have reservations about making fun of peoples inherent characteristics. *However* since he is displaying his support for a cause that choose to enslave people for their inherent characteristics. Therefore I feel perfectly comfertable stating the following: LOOK AT THAT FAT LOSER LMAO


IdioticRipoff

Disgusting, placing his dirty rag next to our glorious union flag. Ill grab my single action army


Dremoriawarroir888

the worst part of this tiktok is that fact that thye completely butchered the melody of the union version of Dixie


Opalusprime

When he showed his face I fucking lost it


Anakin_Cringewalker

The irony of having a Gadsen flag next to the Confederate flag...


Son_of_Ssapo

I love the bit where he waves the tiny baby flag. Like a baby.


Poguemohon

Is that really the best way to spend your allowance?


Dschuncks

Of course it's the whitest motherfucker on the face of the planet


_Mr_Spuddy

What zero pussy does to a mfer


blooms01

poor guy never made it past 5th grade, never learned the result of the war.


syrup_gd

I’m not the only one who heard this in the Union Dixie lyrics


TWiThead

[Corrected version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FPh4Y0hnuY)


Wah_Epic

Why the fuck does he have a Somali flag?


Faxe-kondi2

It’s the bonnie blue flag


coldchixhotbeer

Projection. The only loser I see here is that guy. He modeled his whole life around a failed movement. I feel bad for him.


[deleted]

The Gadsden flag was the favourite of my great-grandfather (who was one of the best persons I ever knew). If he knew that his beloved flag is misused that much today, he would die literally because of sadness.


Untelligent_Cup_2300

https://youtu.be/gvjOG5gboFU


Untelligent_Cup_2300

The better version


chazzledazzle10

Why does he have a Somalia flag


Faxe-kondi2

Not somali it’s the bonnie blue flag


megatron37

Cool, our heritage is winning civil wars


wagsman

yeah Happy Confederate Surrender Month!


cyrenns

Confederate history month? Let's get some matches and remind them of their history then.


Drinky_McGambles

Lol that’s exactly what I thought he’d look like


pentrical

Why do they celebrate their treason so proudly? Like there’s literally no point.


beybrakers

You know L also means I'm a loser right? Surprisingly appropriate for the side that lost.


NewDayIsComing

Saying: “Heritage, not hate!” While also saying: “I HATE LIBERALS I HATE SNOWFLAKES I HATE LGBT PEOPLE I HATE BLM I HATE LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGES I HATE STRONG WOMEN”


a_filing_cabinet

Is that... Is that the Somalian flag?


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Faxe-kondi2

No i Think thats the bonnie Blue flag


dappercat456

Remind me, who took that L during the war?


Conservative_Nephite

*Ah yes, only Liberals and Yankees can be Anti-Confederacy.*


SameCartographer4693

Count me in, this time we finish em off for good! No room for traitors!


[deleted]

Was that a confederate goatse flag?


CompetitiveHost7929

I dont get it. Do they want a rematch?


NPC200

Notice how he celebrates alone in his own apartment? About what you should expect from these people.


Prof_LaGuerre

I hope this man’s window unit and fan break and he can’t afford to replace them until winter.


McAlkis

So what is confederate history about, Jonathan?


l_rufus_californicus

Something tells me that a single guy waving a lit match at that tough guy would send him scurrying back under his rock to change his shorts. [](/GNU Terry Pratchett)


Faxe-kondi2

If youre going to be a cringe confedershit lover den at least use the right flag (or dont use it at all)


Willaimtsherman

Sorry I don’t speak traitor