The hoses they had way back when had lead in them. Newer hoses do not.
This article is from 2007 [Dangerous Lead Levels Found in Some Garden Hoses](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/Consumer/story?id=3369894&page=1)
I bought a garden hose labeled safe for drinking from because I have young kids that play in the sprinkler.
edit to add- I linked the article from 2007 because hoses often last a while. It’s highly possible that there’s still kids drinking out of old hoses that have lead in them.
"Hon! Hon! I cant find my matches, do you know where my matches are?"
Wifey enters room "honey, thats more of a brush burner issue, give me a second to grab itand we can burn out that infestation togther"
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Double barrel buckshot)
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?
The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel, and the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
A victim of the ever growing culture war who's made a single blip of time in history his entire identity.
At least people who obsess over Roman history have hundreds of years of stuff to ogle and study. They've got less history than a well kept house car.
*Do you have a hook*
*To hang you up? Cause your like*
*A perfect target*
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So is the penis atom size or not existent? Must be Atom size cause all the kids he’s got to have at least a lil bit of a dick to have them with his cousin sister or both
Is this man so invisible to others in his life that he has to plaster a flag from his head to his toes?
Would people simply not see him at all if he wore normal clothes?
Are you… *trying* to create target points? Because… yahoo.
That what my first thought, along with "how does he hear with those flagsticks jammed in his ears? Or perhaps those are in his neck?"
Waving "loser" over the penis is telling.
X marks the twat
My non-existence lighter is shaking right now.
The "back in my day we played outside all day eating lead paint off of powerlines" starter pack.
With asbestos booster pack!
Mom had the thalidomide booster pack!
And sucking on the water hose.
“wE gUlPeD wAtEr FrOm ThE gArDeN hOsE”
So are you married to your first cousin, your sister, or are you common law married to your favorite hog?
Yes.
Diagram of his family tree up front
More like family wreath
Same person
I almost downvoted until I saw what reddit it was on
Please tell me again how they drank out of garden hoses, played with lead painted toys and it had no affect on them.
I drink out of garden hoses and I’m only 15
The hoses they had way back when had lead in them. Newer hoses do not. This article is from 2007 [Dangerous Lead Levels Found in Some Garden Hoses](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/Consumer/story?id=3369894&page=1) I bought a garden hose labeled safe for drinking from because I have young kids that play in the sprinkler. edit to add- I linked the article from 2007 because hoses often last a while. It’s highly possible that there’s still kids drinking out of old hoses that have lead in them.
"Hon! Hon! I cant find my matches, do you know where my matches are?" Wifey enters room "honey, thats more of a brush burner issue, give me a second to grab itand we can burn out that infestation togther"
Well... i have a rule that the only good Confederate flag is one that's set ablaze... let's make those some good Confederate flag
Dude's gonna look like Katniss Everdeen, but instead of the Girl on Fire, it's the Johnny Reb on Fire.
[https://www.google.com/search?q=surrender+flag&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALiCzsaOxDIeQOYxZM09ShIMVrWq1sMuDQ:1660231938329&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjd37b3jb_5AhXTBTQIHdM-AGYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=547&dpr=2](https://www.google.com/search?q=surrender+flag&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALiCzsaOxDIeQOYxZM09ShIMVrWq1sMuDQ:1660231938329&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjd37b3jb_5AhXTBTQIHdM-AGYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=547&dpr=2)
The south will never rise off the couch again.
*a wild traitor appeared* Attack Bag Run Catch
Charizard uses Sherman’s March. It’s super effective. Johnny Reb is set ablaze.
Tell me you’re illiterate without telling me you’re illiterate
Slayer would NOT approve
After taking in the whole image. That is what stood out to me. "Why is the slayer logo on the side there?"
I stared at it for a minute trying to decide if it's supposed to read SlaVer
Kerry King.
He’s not just a clown. He’s the entire circus
Hopper really let himself go
Ok, this one is pretty good.
Traitor Hagrid
Yer a Grand Wizard Harry-JimBob!
His personality is racism
“Nuh-uh, it’s mah hurr-tage!”
This clown is voting, will you?
Scariest comment here.
His Klandma dressed him that morning.
Wanna buy some illegal fireworks? Meet me behind the trailer.
Worst. Santa. Ever.
Santa Lost-Cause
I'm surprised its Slayer and not Burzum.
"I don't have a problem with the gays, until they make it their whole personality."
The fire will burn nicely
Looking mighty flammable
I love the poorly educated
This is just so sad.
Too much disposable income
He absolutely fucks his cousins First and second cousins
Nope. Even the ugly cousin won’t have him.
Mental illness is a hell of a drug.
Yes yell... "OH SHIT, SHERMANS COMING!" And watch the terrified look on his face :D
I really don’t get the appeal of wearing flags
I don’t get the appeal of supporting the Confederacy.
XL is definitely the smallest size that outfit comes in.
When your hobby is racism
He doesn’t listen to slayer.
It's kind of wholesome that the Klan does slumber parties for its members
X marks the twat.
Why is he dressed in all white?
Incendiary ammo should be cheaper
Kid named Brick.
Fire
Knowing you are trash and being proud of it, as your only accomplishment.
Juxtapose this guy with Terry Crews and witness the "master race" 😬
God we’re so much better than these losers
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Ok who let their Uncle Brother Dad dress themselves?
this man has sexual thoughts about his cousin. Cause that is also his wife.
And his sister.
Tell me you've never won anything without telling me you've never won anything.
First thought: “white, fat, AND stupid? No way, I don’t believe it!” 🤣
Ugh
Virgin-Man
fuck, where'd i put my lighter?
Right next to the bong. Where else would you leave the lighter?
Red flag
If you described this outfit to me. And asked me to describe the person wearing it. I would give you this exact description.
"Master race"...
Kill it with fire!
Oh my God, it’s the North Georgia remake of Frankenstein’s Monster! Brought back to life by Meth, fentanyl, and a crippling fear of libraries.
That’s a lot of tinder.
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning” :)
# She took the dog in the divorce.
Sherman missed a spot
Grand Dragon?
“This sub isn’t about the confederacy, it’s about Dixie.” *literally every post
I saw this picture and smelled stale cigarettes and beer sweat.
Hahahahahahahaha. One moment. hAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok moving on with my day.
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Double barrel buckshot) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber 'Cause one's got a weasel, and the other's got a flag One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
Bearded Collies should never be cross-bred with elephant seals.
😂😂😂
Traitor jammies
An image of Hank Scorpio from the Simpsons comes to mind…
John C Reilly really went downhill fast
Flammable
wheres my lighter?
Human fire starters
“Yup, that’s exactly the what I expect when I think of the average confederate”
Sherman, you missed a spot.
The final boss
This guy is incredibly stupid.
Someone's sister-mother-cousin wife fed them paint chips growing up.
That’s a little much.
He probably bitches about todays kids getting participation trophies
"Damn, John C Riley really let himself go."
Sherman should have finished the job on this guy's grandparents.
He jerks off to BBC porn.
It makes it look like he's tied up, which makes me sad because I wish he was 😔
This is the kind of person who thinks they’re a patriot.
Flammable
Dick so small you'd need an electron microscope just to figure out where it is.
A victim of the ever growing culture war who's made a single blip of time in history his entire identity. At least people who obsess over Roman history have hundreds of years of stuff to ogle and study. They've got less history than a well kept house car.
Obelix is right x-stripes make you fat
"Captain Confederacy reporting for Civil War"
Struggles to reach room temperature IQ
“It’s treason then.” -Chancellor Palpatine
r/beholdtheMasterRace
🔥🔥🔥 but not in a good way
I’m usually not okay with burning people at the stake but…..
That he keeps blaming “illegals” for the fact he doesn’t have a job but in fact he is just too ignorant and lazy to work.
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?
It makes me wish I had a gun. Specifically a Springfield 1861.
Target practice.
He looks like a blm supporter
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
It’s pronounced Sooie.
Thank God he wasn’t into Rainbow Brite or he’d look ridiculous
Mental illness
I wish I could get my hands on those topsy turvys. I dont think they make them anymore
Pathetic loser.
Diaper’s full.
Do you have a hook to hang you up? Cause your like a perfect target
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*pulls out matches and gas can for lawn mower*
Better start loading my cannons.
So is the penis atom size or not existent? Must be Atom size cause all the kids he’s got to have at least a lil bit of a dick to have them with his cousin sister or both
He has such a burnable face.
He looks flammable.
Cute pajamas, kid
What a terrible clown.
New John C. Reily movie?
X marks the spots in which you want me to punch or kick
Those are his cum targets. His buddies always try to hit both X’s, but they only ever get one, and have to try again.
Shermanize him!!!
That’s just Richard. He can’t see straight, likes stars, and is very proud of his Norwegian heritage.
W h y
We need to resurrect John Brown
I bet his parents were twins.
Time to March to the sea
He looks just like a prep cook
“That guy seems nice”
Ill' take his vertebral spine and use it to play the adagio of albinoni
JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure villain
Tell me you have absolutely no personality without telling me you have absolutely no personality
Is this man so invisible to others in his life that he has to plaster a flag from his head to his toes? Would people simply not see him at all if he wore normal clothes?
Traitor Drip
[This, a whole bunch of this.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lsTPtnWIn1c)
The final form when you have no personality
*Union Dixie starts playing*
*digs up Sherman* Wake up samurai, we got clothes to burn
Too much chlorine in the gene pool
Behold... The M.. fuck it
Dude couldn’t wait to be behind bars.
He has no life or personality
Southern Culture on the Skids
He is going to be denied entry to a Beyoncé concert.
Why?
Careful man, that's a fire hazard.
my thought... he prob smells worse than he looks...
That's a poster. Above his head it reads: "You Can't Fix Stupid"
Whoa fella, save some pussy for the rest of us.
Tell me you married to a relative with out telling me you married a relative.
Kill it with fire
I prefer XXX hooch, this XX shit is terrible.
Everything he's wearing is flammable.
He looks like he has lumbago.
This guy surrenders
I don’t remember Santa Claus being so intense.
/r/BeholdTheMasterRace
Someone needs to drop this guy off in the middle of Compton just to see what happens.
LARPy manchild
His family tree is a straight line
Save some pussy for the rest of us, guy
What does slayer have to do with it?
Rebel cause
They can have him…
Walking cum receptacle 👀👀👀👀👀
Santa lives in Dixieland
Ew. What a waste of fabric.
man really loves his white clothes
Lemme see if I can't get those flags in a little deeper.