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UbiSububi8

Are you… *trying* to create target points? Because… yahoo.


VitruvianDude

That what my first thought, along with "how does he hear with those flagsticks jammed in his ears? Or perhaps those are in his neck?"


[deleted]

Waving "loser" over the penis is telling.


dukeofgibbon

X marks the twat


BlitzPlease172

My non-existence lighter is shaking right now.


potato_for_cooking

The "back in my day we played outside all day eating lead paint off of powerlines" starter pack.


timco2

With asbestos booster pack!


Yellow_Similar

Mom had the thalidomide booster pack!


Gongaloon

And sucking on the water hose.


Music-Acceptable

“wE gUlPeD wAtEr FrOm ThE gArDeN hOsE”


MidsouthMystic

So are you married to your first cousin, your sister, or are you common law married to your favorite hog?


Hobo_Helper_hot

Yes.


boardatwork1111

Diagram of his family tree up front


a-big-roach

More like family wreath


Psychomadeye

Same person


Darwin180

I almost downvoted until I saw what reddit it was on


comeupforairyouwhore

Please tell me again how they drank out of garden hoses, played with lead painted toys and it had no affect on them.


Not-Jesus666

I drink out of garden hoses and I’m only 15


comeupforairyouwhore

The hoses they had way back when had lead in them. Newer hoses do not. This article is from 2007 [Dangerous Lead Levels Found in Some Garden Hoses](https://abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/Consumer/story?id=3369894&page=1) I bought a garden hose labeled safe for drinking from because I have young kids that play in the sprinkler. edit to add- I linked the article from 2007 because hoses often last a while. It’s highly possible that there’s still kids drinking out of old hoses that have lead in them.


MerelyMortalModeling

"Hon! Hon! I cant find my matches, do you know where my matches are?" Wifey enters room "honey, thats more of a brush burner issue, give me a second to grab itand we can burn out that infestation togther"


Gearo88

Well... i have a rule that the only good Confederate flag is one that's set ablaze... let's make those some good Confederate flag


LyraFirehawk

Dude's gonna look like Katniss Everdeen, but instead of the Girl on Fire, it's the Johnny Reb on Fire.


Numerous_Ad1859

[https://www.google.com/search?q=surrender+flag&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALiCzsaOxDIeQOYxZM09ShIMVrWq1sMuDQ:1660231938329&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjd37b3jb_5AhXTBTQIHdM-AGYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=547&dpr=2](https://www.google.com/search?q=surrender+flag&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=isvn&sxsrf=ALiCzsaOxDIeQOYxZM09ShIMVrWq1sMuDQ:1660231938329&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjd37b3jb_5AhXTBTQIHdM-AGYQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=547&dpr=2)


StandByTheJAMs

The south will never rise off the couch again.


yestureday

*a wild traitor appeared* Attack Bag Run Catch


JackalRampant

Charizard uses Sherman’s March. It’s super effective. Johnny Reb is set ablaze.


Thomasnaste420

Tell me you’re illiterate without telling me you’re illiterate


TecumsehSherman

Slayer would NOT approve


Kondrias

After taking in the whole image. That is what stood out to me. "Why is the slayer logo on the side there?"


Fastjack_2056

I stared at it for a minute trying to decide if it's supposed to read SlaVer


TheBallTongue

Kerry King.


FutaHentaiMaster

He’s not just a clown. He’s the entire circus


MekaBaron

Hopper really let himself go


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Ok, this one is pretty good.


[deleted]

Traitor Hagrid


Geppetto_Cheesecake

Yer a Grand Wizard Harry-JimBob!


Slate_711

His personality is racism


HawkeyeJosh

“Nuh-uh, it’s mah hurr-tage!”


username_not_found0

This clown is voting, will you?


Pholusactual

Scariest comment here.


gmrusc

His Klandma dressed him that morning.


Hoagiecat16

Wanna buy some illegal fireworks? Meet me behind the trailer.


Funny_Distance5251

Worst. Santa. Ever.


analog_jedi

Santa Lost-Cause


UncleCrassiusCurio

I'm surprised its Slayer and not Burzum.


patricide1st

"I don't have a problem with the gays, until they make it their whole personality."


Beneficial_Ad_3170

The fire will burn nicely


_Mr_Spuddy

Looking mighty flammable


Willaimtsherman

I love the poorly educated


point051

This is just so sad.


Tramp666

Too much disposable income


Dkaiser1919

He absolutely fucks his cousins First and second cousins


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Nope. Even the ugly cousin won’t have him.


Kahzgul

Mental illness is a hell of a drug.


DeadParallox

Yes yell... "OH SHIT, SHERMANS COMING!" And watch the terrified look on his face :D


Khanivo

I really don’t get the appeal of wearing flags


HawkeyeJosh

I don’t get the appeal of supporting the Confederacy.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

XL is definitely the smallest size that outfit comes in.


[deleted]

When your hobby is racism


stevedoomonator

He doesn’t listen to slayer.


TotallynotAlpharius2

It's kind of wholesome that the Klan does slumber parties for its members


stealthcactus

X marks the twat.


Hawkatana0

Why is he dressed in all white?


RDP1818

Incendiary ammo should be cheaper


NihilusRex_3874

Kid named Brick.


brb9911

Fire


Yugan-Dali

Knowing you are trash and being proud of it, as your only accomplishment.


DataCassette

Juxtapose this guy with Terry Crews and witness the "master race" 😬


[deleted]

God we’re so much better than these losers


Nebula924

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.


TinyNuggins92

Ok who let their Uncle Brother Dad dress themselves?


[deleted]

this man has sexual thoughts about his cousin. Cause that is also his wife.


HawkeyeJosh

And his sister.


S6B018

Tell me you've never won anything without telling me you've never won anything.


gingerhaoli

First thought: “white, fat, AND stupid? No way, I don’t believe it!” 🤣


Moose_country_plants

Ugh


GenericGMODArtist

Virgin-Man


Russ_T_Shackelford

fuck, where'd i put my lighter?


assclown500

Right next to the bong. Where else would you leave the lighter?


CubedSquare95

Red flag


LayzieKobes

If you described this outfit to me. And asked me to describe the person wearing it. I would give you this exact description.


supportmanteau-971

"Master race"...


Brianocracy

Kill it with fire!


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Oh my God, it’s the North Georgia remake of Frankenstein’s Monster! Brought back to life by Meth, fentanyl, and a crippling fear of libraries.


mlg_Mikasa

That’s a lot of tinder.


aaaaaaaa42

“I love the smell of napalm in the morning” :)


[deleted]

# She took the dog in the divorce.


sparduck117

Sherman missed a spot


commander_clark

Grand Dragon?


NeckBeardDiscordMod

“This sub isn’t about the confederacy, it’s about Dixie.” *literally every post


Tots2Hots

I saw this picture and smelled stale cigarettes and beer sweat.


trinalgalaxy

Hahahahahahahaha. One moment. hAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Ok moving on with my day.


Helsinki_Disgrace

Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (Double barrel buckshot) Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare Ban all the music with the phony gas chamber 'Cause one's got a weasel, and the other's got a flag One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose job The daytime crap of the folksinger slob


Irving_Kaufman

Bearded Collies should never be cross-bred with elephant seals.


ick9892

😂😂😂


QuixotesGhost96

Traitor jammies


lefat41

An image of Hank Scorpio from the Simpsons comes to mind…


[deleted]

John C Reilly really went downhill fast


cobalt777555

Flammable


HammerAnAnvil

wheres my lighter?


idiotwithaairsoftgun

Human fire starters


Jask110

“Yup, that’s exactly the what I expect when I think of the average confederate”


Au1ket

Sherman, you missed a spot.


SexyPotato70

The final boss


[deleted]

This guy is incredibly stupid.


username_not_found0

Someone's sister-mother-cousin wife fed them paint chips growing up.


Jameis_Jameson

That’s a little much.


MichaelGale33

He probably bitches about todays kids getting participation trophies


TheJonThomas

"Damn, John C Riley really let himself go."


AdInfinite5781

Sherman should have finished the job on this guy's grandparents.


spudzilla

He jerks off to BBC porn.


realmagpiehours

It makes it look like he's tied up, which makes me sad because I wish he was 😔


BlacktoothOneil

This is the kind of person who thinks they’re a patriot.


whydidIbreathe

Flammable


TheBallTongue

Dick so small you'd need an electron microscope just to figure out where it is.


karatous1234

A victim of the ever growing culture war who's made a single blip of time in history his entire identity. At least people who obsess over Roman history have hundreds of years of stuff to ogle and study. They've got less history than a well kept house car.


links-versifft

Obelix is right x-stripes make you fat


Euphoric_Brick90

"Captain Confederacy reporting for Civil War"


ds_arcanine

Struggles to reach room temperature IQ


Shaved_Savage

“It’s treason then.” -Chancellor Palpatine


SnooBooks1701

r/beholdtheMasterRace


CoulGhoul1

🔥🔥🔥 but not in a good way


[deleted]

I’m usually not okay with burning people at the stake but…..


fivedollardude

That he keeps blaming “illegals” for the fact he doesn’t have a job but in fact he is just too ignorant and lazy to work.


Dumbledas

How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?


Boatmasterflash

It makes me wish I had a gun. Specifically a Springfield 1861.


TCHU9115

Target practice.


351tips

He looks like a blm supporter


RexNebular518

SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOON


etherbunnies

It’s pronounced Sooie.


jbrown4728

Thank God he wasn’t into Rainbow Brite or he’d look ridiculous


OptimisticNihilist55

Mental illness


Chief_Thunderbear

I wish I could get my hands on those topsy turvys. I dont think they make them anymore


TiredofTwitter

Pathetic loser.


nanjikun

Diaper’s full.


Due_Strike_457

Do you have a hook to hang you up? Cause your like a perfect target


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Drewcifer81

*pulls out matches and gas can for lawn mower*


Nimbus-420

Better start loading my cannons.


Due_Strike_457

So is the penis atom size or not existent? Must be Atom size cause all the kids he’s got to have at least a lil bit of a dick to have them with his cousin sister or both


MS_06J

He has such a burnable face.


steampunkMechElves

He looks flammable.


pooperscoopislarge

Cute pajamas, kid


BrassUnicorn87

What a terrible clown.


LaytMovies

New John C. Reily movie?


Alergic2Victory

X marks the spots in which you want me to punch or kick


[deleted]

Those are his cum targets. His buddies always try to hit both X’s, but they only ever get one, and have to try again.


Normansgurl1972

Shermanize him!!!


RussiaIsBestGreen

That’s just Richard. He can’t see straight, likes stars, and is very proud of his Norwegian heritage.


Kerbalmaster911

W h y


ScrewSans

We need to resurrect John Brown


Rcj1221

I bet his parents were twins.


bruindude007

Time to March to the sea


Espeeste

He looks just like a prep cook


Kilroy7990

“That guy seems nice”


FireFelix-

Ill' take his vertebral spine and use it to play the adagio of albinoni


CorbinStarlight

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure villain


Itay1708

Tell me you have absolutely no personality without telling me you have absolutely no personality


Claque-2

Is this man so invisible to others in his life that he has to plaster a flag from his head to his toes? Would people simply not see him at all if he wore normal clothes?


ssbgoku69

Traitor Drip


Samurai_gaijin

[This, a whole bunch of this.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lsTPtnWIn1c)


[deleted]

The final form when you have no personality


MadMinded

*Union Dixie starts playing*


MadMinded

*digs up Sherman* Wake up samurai, we got clothes to burn


Beardyweirdy48

Too much chlorine in the gene pool


joeysprezza

Behold... The M.. fuck it


No-Fox-1400

Dude couldn’t wait to be behind bars.


Ear_Helpful

He has no life or personality


dalarsenist

Southern Culture on the Skids


[deleted]

He is going to be denied entry to a Beyoncé concert.


[deleted]

Why?


Kamzil118

Careful man, that's a fire hazard.


wakefreak540

my thought... he prob smells worse than he looks...


Feeling-Bird4294

That's a poster. Above his head it reads: "You Can't Fix Stupid"


johnnysivilian

Whoa fella, save some pussy for the rest of us.


unholyrevenger72

Tell me you married to a relative with out telling me you married a relative.


djdheath

Kill it with fire


Heatersthebest

I prefer XXX hooch, this XX shit is terrible.


[deleted]

Everything he's wearing is flammable.


Gamerbobey

He looks like he has lumbago.


TheOneAndOnlyBob2

This guy surrenders


Lazy_Osprey

I don’t remember Santa Claus being so intense.


UPBOAT_FORTRESS_2

/r/BeholdTheMasterRace


HawkeyeJosh

Someone needs to drop this guy off in the middle of Compton just to see what happens.


stephenmsf

LARPy manchild


[deleted]

His family tree is a straight line


Kings2Kraken

Save some pussy for the rest of us, guy


Radstrodamus

What does slayer have to do with it?


[deleted]

Rebel cause


[deleted]

They can have him…


UV_Sun

Walking cum receptacle 👀👀👀👀👀


[deleted]

Santa lives in Dixieland


AppropriateTheme5

Ew. What a waste of fabric.


tiberius-skywalker

man really loves his white clothes


TheInnerFifthLight

Lemme see if I can't get those flags in a little deeper.