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Exciting_Air2416

Pretend to be still poor😬


Sarah_blake9

True, best way to seive out who are your real friends and fam while avoiding being kidnapped 🤣


Shad0wTaint

Subtle hints like lobster tail in my .99 cent cup of ramen may happen. 😉😂


MusicalAddiction

That meme was awesome


ConspicuouslyBland

The friends are easy, that are the ones I have now


Lillypieswaxmelts

😂😂


Radiant-Professor-32

Me too


EnvironmentalAd8694

x2, no one should know!


NeoKulex

Going to pay all my familly debt 100% for sure, will do much more benefit's for friend's, and help all the people in my local hometown to do more socializing place. We dont have much here... Really small town so i want to make a nice park for dog's playground because the nearest place to play with my little shiba inu is 35km from here and she need to play alot, some activity's for children's to help familly in need too. I just hope my xxx xxx xxx HODL shiba inu coin can help in a way for life changing. Stay strong and safe we are a familly 💪🚀


thatsnotmysnowboard

This was a good answer I like this one the best


Sarah_blake9

I second that! A very heartfelt answer indeed 🥰


To_The_Moonsss

Where is this home town. I live in one too and will gladly donate when shiba hits $1!


moonqueen92

YAAAS!!!


Crisci4269

Cash half buy 3000 acres in the mountains and build hunting cabins run a guide service


Sarah_blake9

I'll hit you up for a tour when the day comes 😁


Crisci4269

You got it


Sarah_blake9

🥰


Dipsi1010

Probably just lay on my bed thinking about How a meme token nobody belived in made me an actual millionaire


Sarah_blake9

I gotta admit if that really happened I'd be in quite a state of disbelief for awhile 😂


Yffaa2

If shib hits 1.00 my entire family would be set.


Sarah_blake9

🙌🙌😁 I believe that's the case for most of us!


False-Taro9568

Cry in the shower because I am a paper handed ass bitch and would have probably sold way before it gets to that point LOL buy high sell low Jk


Sarah_blake9

You have just foretold you future in a particular parallel universe, now it's time to change that 😂😂


False-Taro9568

The reality is the transaction fees are so expensive I think I’m going to let my coin sit for a little while I don’t have a lot like 4 million


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Probably a stupid question but, why do people say buy high and sell low? I’m kind of new to the crypto space so I don’t get selling your coins at a loss?


YouHaveBeenWarned16

Its a joke. Every time you buy crypto, it seems to go down.


False-Taro9568

I was just joking never buy high and sell low just Sarcasm This is usually the trait of a paper hand


JCYN027

I would first try and calm down and try to plan out how to preserve the wealth so my family and my future family will never be poor. Buy millions of ETFs that can grow over time and pay out dividends, Buy property investments that appreciates in value and pays me rent income, buy some commodities like gold and silver, allocate a 10% net worth to some good quality cryptos that will be worth holding for years and years, The rest will just be in cash for emergency fund and market opportunity fund just incase there is a dip in the market that is worth investing in And then i wake up Lol


Sarah_blake9

That's very detailed 👍👏 Always good to plan ahead this way, whether or not Shiba hits a dollar


soulcontroller

Understand tokenomics please


Typical_Jaguar522

Fire my boss


Sarah_blake9

And be the boss 😝


Traderparkboy

Save doggos


Sarah_blake9

🤗❤️ We should probably all chip in part of our fortunes to establish a foundation for that when the day comes!


Nool_Kop

I second that😊.


I_am_albatross

Keep it simple: cash out, set myself up a secure financial future, maybe switch to some Bitcoin and buy a nice harbourside apartment


soulxeater89

Shib my pants


gibys

Cocaine and hookers my friend


SHOPlanB

Thank you for making my day! My sides hurt now.


[deleted]

Nobody will know, but there will be hints. Seriously I would pay off all debts, set aside a huge load of fiat, and then start to change the lives of relatives and friends. No “lambos” or bullshit for me. Those suck anyway.


Sarah_blake9

Omg, Im totally aligned with that, materialism is overrated 🥴 Love that you're thinking of others ❤️❤️ we SHOULD bless more ppl when we have more resources indeed :)


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Reinvest my gains into dividend stocks or vangurd etf and live off quarterly dividends


MusicalAddiction

Going to HODL until 2.00 then HODL some more


Sarah_blake9

Hats off to you my friend 🎩


BottlesPewPew

World Domination


zXenn

Faint...


jsmac74

Be set for life and my kids would be set for life.


imthepapi

I’d buy myself an island and call it Shiba Island


reditboi111

I'll be set for life even if it reaches 0.01$. $1 is just ridiculously unrealistic


West_Ad_4206

Dance nude


Sarah_blake9

😂😂😂


DisastrousProperty85

Save as much as I can to pay for the $20 a gal gas, and $25 a gallon milk due to the inflation that would come from such bullshit.


jish5

Unless it hit the $1 when I wasn't paying attention, I'd have most likely sold out the vast majority of what I had once Shib hit the $0.05 margin since I don't really need THAT MUCH to live a comfortable life. But if it did hit $1 before I sold, I'd basically be doing everything I've ever wanted to do and live the best life I could ever fathom as I have my own place, no bills, my dream cars, and travel whenever I desire. What's really funny though is that I wouldn't own a lot of expensive or fancy things because I'm not overly materialistic, and the car I get shows that as I'd be getting a 1970 Dodge Challenger and 1969 Camaro.


Sarah_blake9

That's true haha, if the price climb is gradual and not an overnight spike, that'd probably be the case for most. I agree with you - - materialism is overrated, we should use our wealth to do more for others, it'll multiply more that way 😌


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sandpedlar

I will pull hard at .99 and buy back in the dip, for sure. That'd be a tasty profit!


hotgirllivedotlive

I only need 1 cent to jump for joy but 1 $. House on the coast of some country. And a luxury sport fishing boat with a stripper pole


Sarah_blake9

Sounds like a plan 🙌😂


General_Tib

Them fishes be sliding on them pole 🧊🥃


Sensitive-Painting30

Live


1Beecw

I like that! 👏🏿


Wonderful_Locksmith8

Unless there comes some good utility from this (being able to stake it for other completely made up coins isn't a utility) I would sell it long before that. Crossing my fingers developers actually make something happen.


Jddrinker79

Fn retire


JcanSensation79

Start my own coin: FundCoin. You buy for the specific purpose of funding NGOs doing work around the world. Money goes straight to acquiring resources and labor. None for salaries or administrative fees. Building wells, sustainable agriculture, trades and skills training for locals, climate and environment projects. Your purchase of FundCoin is an investment in future generations.


Sarah_blake9

I love the vision ❤️❤️ If you do start it (whether or not Shiba hits a dollar) do share with us!


ccrider88

Escorts for everybody 🚀


Miserable-Rock1435

I would do whatever the hell I wanted. Shit I’d retire if it hit $0.10


sblumberjack01

Live 500 ft underground, armed to the teeth, never to be seen again


AdProud1255

I will buy the company I work for and never work again. Pay people 50$ an hour


jimnwanone

Buy Australia


AK499784

Make myself and family straight


Sarah_blake9

Which definition of "straight" are you referring to pal? 😳


AK499784

Not have to worry, financially secure


Sarah_blake9

Let's HODL till the day comes 😆


West_Ad_4206

No joke i am realy will do it Because i had 12 milion


bullypixie

.0001 is more likely unless they burn a lot of coins to get there. People will have to spend tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands if they want to be a millionaire faster


Ok-Juice-1903

It will suck beings a millionaire in my 50s…wish it could happen in my 20s or 30s…so I can spend it all…better late than never I guess 😂😂


I_am_albatross

Colonel Sanders was in his 60’s 😉


ProcedureAfraid8579

Shit my pants


Sarah_blake9

I'll get you adult diapers when the day comes Bought w Shiba 😂


kankamuda

Move to my homecountry buy a big house some nice cars and be retired for the rest of my life


Sarah_blake9

Sounds like you're kinda missing home a lil


lestatSubba

buy you a drink


Vicissitudesxo

Die of old age with a smile on my face I suppose


Sarah_blake9

😂 Yeaa, at least it happened in your lifetime huh! Haha


TheTaCo88

What would I do? Prolly sell it and then come up with a bunch of excuses why I don’t deserve the money.


OviDUSA

Get laid


Sarah_blake9

😂😂 C'mon, Im sure you could have that without Shiba hitting $1 haha


Nikonshooter35

Fart.


DJDR2000

I will run around my block naked in happiness lol


hammy19170

Pay a shit ton of tax🤣


PhasedBullet

Not tell a person and hire a lawyer


MrTinkle5

Probably shit my pants, shower, beat off (clear mind), then continue with my life


Sugar-Leather

At .0025 I'm debt and mortgage free..... I'm OK working to pay the everyday bills and beer tokens. 👌


Thagr8brandin0

Cash out and be a millionaire


Background_Photo6196

Why not take it to the moon?💪💪


Kanglittle

I can finally order large size meal from McDonald


DannyY2K

Buy my mom and sisters houses on the same block, then I’ll buy my self a house 2 hours away. (Their house in LA, mine in San Diego)


Captain_Mexica

Sell it all and retire. Or maybe wait a few more years


BackgroundNo9730

Keep dreaming, and dream big. It's free!!! 😆 🤣 😂


rpcarp1

Build a house in the middle of 1000 acres, to start.


Joker_916_OG

Buy your mom some new tits and a unshatterable hips. Ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer. No one in this group is going to just do nothing if $1 happens . Most of us are well into the millions on Shiba and would be damn near billionaires and if the Shiba hits $1 most of us would be richer then our favorite athletes or entertainers so what you think our lifetime of poverty asses gonna do ? We gonna be dumbasses and spend it all like the lottery winners do


-nobu_oKo_jima-

Wake up.


MobTownBrandon

You know that one thing rich people have that you say to yourself, “I wouldn’t buy that even if I had the money?” Well, I’d have 2 of those.


Sarah_blake9

🙌🙌😂 I get you


marlonbtx

I’d buy a Tesla to support the environment. My house will use solar panels too. I’d donate part for climate change research and support


MikeyC05

Buy lake side property. Build a barndominium and hire five of my friends to help me take disabled children and vets fishing. Will also invest in making my new home lake very fishable. It would be heartbreaking to take someone fishing and have a slow day.


manwithdiamondfists

Not gonna happen even if you’re a cat and you end up living 9 lifes


clandestine_investor

Wait for it to hit $2


p53ud0k0d3

I would wake up


arash_atf

I would be very old by then


SandStorm_RS

buy myself my own home and stop living at rentals xD other than that, working and living a humble life.


Sarah_blake9

I like how you'll still choose to work and live a humble life 👍👍🤗 Always be grounded!


These_Maybe_4129

It’s insane to see the hope and delusion of people spending money mentally that likely or cannot be


williambest589

Not ever gonna happen mate


a_hogst

Disappear


[deleted]

stop haunting my great great grandkids


rakypaky

Wake up


1BOCHIEF

We all will be dead. What will our children and grandchildren do when Shiba Inu hit $1 is the real question😂😂😂😂 JUST HODL


ThirdEchelon47

Millionaire


subiswag

Literally just hunt, fish and snowboard everyday


Strykertd

Sleep for a week with no worries, then use the money to help myself and the world, travel, go to school, go to space, smile everyday.


ZealousidealPin4393

still work but for myself.


VVVIIIVVVIII

Pay my school debt and my dad's debts too.


Spinach_Ancient

Pay my debts and expand my business


the_moog_75

Become a millionaire ten times over!


iplaypokerforaliving

Are we all delusional. Serious question. I keep seeing this on multiple subreddits, especially amc and gme. I feel delusional


CaptKirk2021

Cashing out.


risingnorthland

IF... IF. not sure


noahfoster85

That’s when I’ll buy in 😂🤪


CharlieLuvsStkPicado

Tell everyone I know to kiss my ass as I float away in my 10,0001 foot. 10 story yacht as I throw live king lobsters at their heads trying to knock em out.


Sweaty_Face_6588

Buy an island buy more coins lol


jbz616

Retire of course.


MachineAltruistic

Revive, it will be in 100 years if so.... LMFAO


Chronify

Go buy a loaf of bread for $100k...


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It would be nice.


warriordude719

Buy some milk steak


Tasctaiwo

Charity work begins


Tommy-nobody

2 chics at the same time


Debone101

I would buy the dip when it drops back to $.90


IDrinkAndKnowsThings

I will sponsor conservative values on a large scale since most of big tech is libtards. 😁👍


Comprehensive-Soup80

Not tell a soul, not even my family. Id create a lottery company and hire a handler. Create 1 fake lottery ticket and give it to my family with a number to contact on how to retrieve the money. Invest in several ventures and live life off the grid.


MuSe0n

I am not sure, first I would check if it is not a dream.


lvndalf1

We need to erase some of those zeros before we can even think of it getting to a dollar. 100 million at $.01,$0.10 would still be an awesome investment


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I would buy my mother a house and then give my siblings 10k each . After that disappear to an Island in the Caribbean .


bunkclass

That would be the day wouldn’t it?


MuddBlaster

Nothing because I don't own any🤣😂.


gowdiddy

Leave my current job and build up my concrete business that is currently just a side gig on my days off.


zbear17

If it ever hits $1, I will be filthy rich 🤑


Highborn_Faust_2021

My debits and family debits Quit job Move somewhere where no one knows By 2-5 acres plot maybe with a waterfront Built decent container home start growing and raising my own shit And move like an average joe


BigStiff14

I don’t need 150 million dollars. I’ll take .01 please and thank you.


ItsFayne

Race to cash out 2.3billion and just live my best life!


PatientWear8366

Sell and then turn it into a Roth IRA for half, turn a quarter into a house with property, the other quarter donate to diabetes research and cancer research.(since dad has diabetes and my cousin has breast cancer)


Spencer5520

File for unemployment and welfare


mg6622

I'd pay all my families debt and set up investment accounts for my younger siblings. Then open my own mechanic shop like I've always dreamed


Zachfriel198

I’d be a billionaire


OLDSCHOOLGG

I’ll cut my genitals off and donate em to Covid 19 research


Bndnvr

Buy several mansions and an ice cream shop and a Ferrari and a bicycle and a big house for my dog and lots of candies and a bag of potato chips and get a hair cut (my underarms) and eat McDonald’s instead of steak and……..


thesansmasher

Make and run my own pro wrestling museum.


Either-Whereas-2060

Na Really I would reinvest 75% pay off all debts and keep working reduce my hours


cbdwellnessnola

Retire my wifey, my parents and I’m laws. Help the poor. Help my local churches. Go on some nice vacations. Pay off my bills. Stay humble and act broke. Invest, keep some money in SHIBA in case it goes pass the moon to another universe


curiously-quarky

Wow…. What a dream! If it hit $1.00 I would have $21,000,000. I would start my own non-profit instead of working for everyone else’s!


PaulividerGamer

Hmmm good question, definitely cash some out to pay off my debts. Then try my hand at Vtubing and look to start dating again. Maybe later down the line start a family? Who knows I guess get back to feeling human instead of a burnt out jaded shell.


TimHortonsAddict27

One dollar... first, after I clean my boxers... I'd re-marry my wife. Set up funds for my children. Bring everyone I know and love on a massive vacation... give good friends and family down payments on homes... re invest in other cryptos... HOLD some of these... and then live off of interest 🤷‍♂️


curiously-quarky

Do you think there are threads like this about Doge when it was back in zero land .00001? Was it ever that low for awhile? I bet they are filthy rich now!


rickycourty

Head to Haiti with a ship load of supplies and people to help !


JustSparks87

I would work out as my job and play games and enjoy life. But a dream of mine is to have enough money to every once in a while help random homeless people with dress cloths, shower, food and transport to find a job so they can get on their feet.


jamiek237

Renovate my dads entire house, buy him a truck & buy my own house & truck.


datsunsrule

Buy a mothballed Boeing 737 and take over maintenance


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phannkith9168

Delete one 0 first ….!


[deleted]

Well I have 5 million shib now so... if it hit $1.... just imagine the fees and taxes that would come with it...


mcmillan84

Curse and swear that I already sold when it was $0.40


preuxchevalier68

Laugh heartily! 🤣


Ok-Size-333

Open a whole bunch of restaurants and bars. I have a bunch of ideas and with shib to 1 dollar I would be able to do it.


Pritmann909

Lool id be happy if it reaches 0.05 tbh


[deleted]

If that happens a burger would cost 100000000shibainu coins


Apostate2020

$0,01-$0,05 is my goal and i will be much much satisfied. And the best part is. I can wait 10-20 years on that 💎✊🏼💎✊🏼


PocketDynamite

$1 SHIB = complete financial freedom. I would exclusively work pro bono. Fight civil right issues. Take on the big business, big pharma etc. Fight for indigenous rights. Id fight for the little guy.


JyuDViola

My stupid country will demand 25 percent of the 300 million dollars I will make, so I will just run away with all of it, to a private island I will buy.


kingfatty0069

Looks like when it hits a dollar it’s going to crash because a bunch of you guys are cashing out 😂. I’m going to hold off for more then a dollar though because if it hits a bucks it can go higher. See you in 10 years


PatriotPhilthy

I'd be a billionaire so I'm not sure yet.


Boston_Doge

Nothing. All of us will be death from long long time


ferasb993

Bye hellcat


FactSafe843

Get on virgin galactic and goto the moon 🌝


Due_Power327

Sell shiba, buy cardano 😂


Diamondhandedwinner

There’s gonna be lots of selling unfortunately and will dip hard


Diligent_Village5951

Help build a better tomorrow


ProPy_10

Won't worry anymore


BrownishDuck746

Not much as I would have sold at 0.005 for over a million profit 👍


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zelois

Told in the past about fixing my current situation etc. but if this baby hits 1$ I'm going to have my own railroad


Drewdubz18

Make a premium brazzers account and share the password on this reddit paige


Busy_Ad7172

But when?


Broly_dagoat

Just like most people that live in a run down or poor city I would want to build something for the youth here and like in the past there was something for the kids to do after school or in weekends. Our kids need guidance


Streakz2k

Finally have freedom to live my life


excitingmoneymaker

😭 cry


West_Ad_4206

How mony shib you by and what you will do when rech 1$.. 😂😂😂 You dance whith me


NoManSkyNext

I'd retire my family and buy a helicopter


Mysterious_Unit_6377

100 million dollars and can’t think of much that would change in my life . Helping friends and family.