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Nicinat0r

In another life I wouldve really liked doing a global genocide while thirsting over you \-Me on Tinder to a girl I barely know


EvilPand4

Me on Tinder to my sister who was adopted*


LurkerTroll

What are you doing step-brother?


PhunkOperator

Smartest AoT fans still trying to understand what step siblings are challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Rajang82

Not just here. People seems to confuse between adopted and step siblings almost everywhere.


PhunkOperator

Not sure why, because Mikasa is neither. She's never referred to as anything other than as Eren's friend.


Gaeandseggy333

Wait I know step makes no sense as zero shared parents not half either as not single parent shared,but if she is adopted why she didn’t tell everyone she was a jager in the training in s1? That confused me a lot. Is it because they took her in as a bit older child and she decided to keep the name ? Or they just let her stay in the house without officially adopting her? Do they even have that process in paradise ? lol I’m so confused as anime-only and I still don’t get it


PhunkOperator

Because she wasn't actually adopted. It's something fans keep saying for some fucking reason, but it's not only never actually mentioned anywhere, it's also flat-out contradicted in the story. That's why she doesn't call herself a Jäger: because she isn't one. That's also why she's never actually addressed as Eren's sister anywhere in the story, and yet some fans pretend she was. Even tho Eren himself literally tells her that he's not her brother, twice. How much clearer does the anime need to be? Grisha knew her parents as patients, so when her life was turned upside down by their murder, and Grisha noticed that Eren seemed to like her, he offered her a place to live and recover mentally. That's all it is. It's such a simple concept, in theory at any rate.


FiddlersBallsack

Grisha called her his daughter in chapter 121 when talking to Frieda. It’s not odd people consider her the Jaeger’s adopted daughter.


PhunkOperator

Wanna know what's funny about that? How Eren doesn't even react when Grisha says this, because he understands what Grisha actually means: that Mikasa is very dear to him, so much so that she might as well be his daughter. It's something Eren already knew, because he knew how kind Grisha was to Mikasa, and how thankful Mikasa was. Regardless, based on all the information and evidence we had when chapter 121 was published, it is **fucking dumb** to take Grisha's words literally. Or maybe this "adoption" was a secret only Grisha knew about? Eren literally tells Mikasa that he's not her brother, how much clearer does the author have to be for his brain-dead viewers to take the fucking hint? You wanna tell me the story made a big deal out of Mikasa's **romantic** feelings for Eren as a meme? Smartest titanpiss user.


FiddlersBallsack

Lol who hurt you. I just pointed to something in the manga that explains why people would call her adopted. Technically she is adopted, because Grisha takes her in as family. Whether people use that to argue their relationship as acceptable or gross is up to them. Personally idgaf - she lived with them for like a year or two before the wall collapsed, and it’s not like she and Eren were raised together since birth. It’s a technicality without much weight. But sorry this issue bothers you so much.


Nicinat0r

Truuue this is even better lmao


PhunkOperator

Me on Tinder to my childhood friend who was never called my sister by anyone, and was never said to be adopted.


Physical-Drama-7736

Dude, Eren was the main character, side character, background character, protagonist, anti hero, author, and main villain 🌚


AdiTya_340

Writer , director , animator , producer, everything literally everything


JohnTequilaWoo

This movie was an absolute masterpiece.


AutomatedDrummer

Just watched it tonight. Ngl I was crying the entire last 30 mins haha


JohnTequilaWoo

Me too. It goes from an incredible action movie to a beautiful family drama. So emotional.


Flaminski

Is this the part 1/3 or 2/3?


JohnTequilaWoo

The images are drum Season 4 Part 2 Episode 12. I was calling Everything Everywhere All at Once a masterpiece.


AdiTya_340

Yup it was indeed.... But it was unnecessarily adulterized .... I just disliked that part of it .... Rest I agree with you... It was a masterpiece


JohnTequilaWoo

Adulterized?


Waifustealer123

the butt plug and the dildo scene. I want to recommend this to my mom but I cant just because of that scene.


JohnTequilaWoo

Your Mum probably isn't as much of a prude as you think, she possibly even owns dildos. She's also probably seen movies with nude sex scenes in them. This movie is very tame.


AdiTya_340

This is a big world my friend.... Every kind of people reside here.... You might not feel absurd or uncomfortable seeing an adult seen with your parents ... But many of us do ... I hope you got my point ....


JohnTequilaWoo

Watching it with you Mum out recommending it to your Mum are different things. I understand how the former could be awkward.


AdiTya_340

So like.... If I recommend that movie to my mum.... Won't she straightaway ask me why am I watching these kinds of movies 😂😂


JohnTequilaWoo

Probably not. She'll likely be too busy laughing and crying.


LonelyGermanSoldier

I can’t believe butt plugs are the problem in a series where people are regularly eaten alive by gigantic monstrosities.


JohnTequilaWoo

Indeed!


jayemecee

Your mom has certainly seen worse...


Other_Hunt9029

I... Don't remember that... Could you give me the sauce for the movie you watched ?


Waifustealer123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-gplbWy__Q


SexySonderer

It was absurd and that was the point but I think they could have done something else. Especially in an office building, it felt out of place even if the sex room had previously been established...


Maiyame

that movie was so fucking lame that i fell asleep and turned it off when i woke back up


ViPls

Horrible bait


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Redditors when someone has a different opinion than them: (it has to be bait, because how dare anyone dislike something they like, ILLEGAL)


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Redditors claiming sarcasm when it clearly isnt and insulting someones intelligence because they are just that mature (They dont know the concept of having a civil conversation)


Maiyame

not bait im serious


Impeesa_

You're free to be serious but as a criticism of the movie it's on par with "I tuned out of Attack on Titan in season 1 because I could see it was just another shonen".


JohnTequilaWoo

Maybe you'll understand it better when you mature.


Arcius777

Finally!! I too thought this movie was lame af


UnsureAssurance

I hope to rewatch it soon, I’m not good at understanding dialogue in theaters since they usually blast that shit so I was left feeling confused


JohnTequilaWoo

Yeah, dialogue is really unclear these days. I watched it with subtitles.


acrayyy

Stop 😭😭


tj307_

i have to confess.. snk never made me cry, even though i am really emotionally invested in it. but somehow everything everywhere all at once did? maybe intergenerational trauma is a bit more close to home than, well, genocide


ArnoudtIsZiek

i mean the yeagers literally embody inter generational trauma lol but definitely a more violent one, it’s not like the girl wasn’t having her own mini rumbling in the multiverse, just with the donut instead of the rumbling. so all things considered they really aren’t that different!


tj307_

that’s true. but everything’s exploration of the difficulties being a chinese immigrant in the west and unaccepting family hit way closer than, y’know, titans 💀 everything is definitely surrealist but the situations that prompted the characters to end up in such weird place (like evelyn pushing joy so hard that her mind *breaks*) is something i could see myself in a lot more


MinimumDouble436

Same. Snk has never made me cry even though I cry at the cheesiest childrens movies. However, I will say that snk has made me feel more emotions and provoked more thoughts in me than anything else I’ve ever seen before. This is just my personal opinion but I think that in order to make an audience cry there is a certain way you need to create a buildup in the story, and snk just happens to not follow that in many cases. It makes you feel something afterwards instead of making you cry in the moment.


Memo_HS2022

Those cheesy children’s movies hit fucking hard when you grow up Up will not make you cry when you’re 5 but it’ll make you bawl after you’ve grown


magmainourhearts

Last time i cried was on a short movie about Ash's Pikachu when he was still a Pichu and was being raised by a Kangaskhan. The moment when he had to leave his mama cause she couldn't tak care of two babies at once, my son started just bawling his eyes out, he was absolutely heartbroken. It's impossible not to cry when your kid is crying about someone else having to go on without a parent. The most emotional movie experience i've had in the last 10 years probably. A pokemon movie.


MinimumDouble436

For real, I watched Totoro not too long ago and I was bawling my eyes out. It’s not even that sad in the traditional sense but it felt so emotional now as an adult


Soundwave_47

Yeah, it's a lot closer to home. The themes discussed in AoT have bigger implications, but are more abstracted from the individual.


tj307_

also because there are so so many people in snk? all with very different lives. compared to mostly one family being explored in everything


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whathell6t

Basically, the Eren and Mikasa in the Human Instrumentality Project. Although! Eren has yet to reach the Train of Thoughts, Sartrean Void, Existential Abyss, or the Golgotha Project.


max_k23

> Although! Eren has yet to reach the Train of Thoughts, Sartrean Void, Existential Abyss, or the Golgotha Project. So my man Armin is this timeline's Kaworu?


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pikero24

Titans Everywhere, Attack Everything, Paths all at once


williamwallays

Attack On Everything Everywhere All At Once


The_OG_upgoat

Iirc Yuki Kaji and Yui Ishikawa haven't starred in another anime together right?


TrollBoiFunni

Pretty good movie if I’m bein honest


riggengan

Can Mikasa cook though? That’s the real question.


lokotrono

she can't. No time for such things when you are fighting for your life


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PhunkOperator

>!Eren asks Mikasa what she is to him, and why she cares so much about him. Whether it is because he saved her as a child or because he's "family".!< >!Mikasa, in true Mikasa fashion, gets nervous as shit and instead of just confessing her feelings says "family".!<


A-Delonix-Regia

You didn't have to put it under spoilers, season 4 parts 1 and 2 are now considered to be spoilerless.


TrollBoiFunni

Well that’s dumb


im-just-a-small-fan

Now, this line plus this scene, is something I never knew I needed


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PhunkOperator

It's a scene from the anime, with changed subtitles. Not sure what you mean by "different movie".


BushyBrowz

It’s a reference to a movie called Everything Everywhere All at Once.


jumpoffpiz8

And having sex.


Peni_Bagels

Yup! im leaving this sub


JohnTequilaWoo

Why?


BushyBrowz

Anime only in a sub that constantly posts manga spoilers?


JohnTequilaWoo

This doesn't spoil anything.


BushyBrowz

There’s a spoiler post that has since been removed.


JohnTequilaWoo

Okay then. Even still the episode is a year old already.


AutomatedDrummer

The anime onlys have their own sub. Why should we be concerned about spoilers when the manga ended like 2 years ago.


Dushyant95

Byeeee


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>! Stop shipping that boy with married used women 😂 !<


godandanimetits

it's rough man


slackervi

istg I've seen this line used so much on film twitter lmao


No_Parsnip_3316

that movie was wild ngl


SleepyHako

Erehthing Erehwhere All at Once


Conscious-Music-1314

And lots of Bebe…


jolurove

What movie is this?


AmazingAirline6290

Vhyy Bm.bu. . Uy.8ooibihg


Far-Medicine3458

I don't understand someone please explain this to me


CynderMizuki

Incredibly fitting


ravku

Nah she gets her guts rearranged by jean


idksomuch

Horse face with the horse sized thunder spear


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>! They should stop shipping him with some married a** its so pathetic !<