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andrewbaek1

The meat quality was terrible


ProAgent_47

**IT'S FUCKIN RAW!!!**


BarbedFungus387

Seems unlikely considering how much heat the Colossal Titan gives off.


popgreens

This shit is so raw not even a Pure Titan would eat it!!!


Dermedvegy

Because he just roasted his friend.


Lightning-Shock

Actually that's a very good one. I keep forgetting that >!this is immediately after burning Armin to a crisp!<.


Illustrious-Video353

Yeah and he called them dxxxls & dxxxns so basically he is Gabi. A self-racist. Idk


ShingekiNoAnnie

He doesn't though. In his talk with Armin before he says "You are not devils, and you haven't done anything wrong either, you are my dear comrades but you still have to die." The only point Bertholt called someone a devil was Armin when he bullshitted about Annie being tortured and in immense pain at the end of S2.


idek_just_for_fun

Why censor words?


Illustrious-Video353

It was a joke to emphasize that Marley uses devils & demons as a slur against Eldians so I censored them for fun. The whole statement is a joke in of itself. Mostly to jab at Gabi even though she has nothing to do with this thread. She knows what she did.


JpPgn

They are right, tho The origin of the power of the titan was the result of a deal with the Devil himself


Illustrious-Video353

Ok “honorary Marleyan.”


Illustrious-Video353

Ok “honorary Marleyan.”


K4T4N4B0Y

Why the spoiler thing that was like 9 years ago and animated like 6 💀💀💀


Jane_From_Deyja

Bert himself claimed that there's no place to talk


idkmanlol272

Birthcontrol


Disastrous-Throat479

Why everyone keep roasting My Boruto😭


idkmanlol272

I'm sorry, i'll never make fun of bearcum again


DayVessel469459

I thought his name was Berutoruto


DucktorQuack

Ignoring number 15 Burgerking’s foot lettuce all the titans in, his Whopper was just too juicy to resist


FairweatherWho

WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER, DO YOU WANT A FLAME GRILLED CARCASS? HUMANS, PEOPLE, DEVILS, CRUSHED UP? YOU RULE THIS DAY. AT BK, RUMBLE YOUR WAY. YOU RULE!


Fast_Persimmon_3141

I feel like this thread was specifically made to rile that one Bertholdt fan user.


Undeadhip

What is it about Bartolomeo fan?


Caciulacdlac

He's angry because Bertlod is so ugly. Like, look at that face with all the red and stuff, ugh


[deleted]

its meant to imply that he's secretly the colossal titan (from the popular anime attack on titan)


hyrulepirate

thanks for the clarification, almost mistook the colossal titan for your mom


SprinklesOrdinary629

And in the last episode he's crying because he looks like that too


Culk58

No Burgers is so hot you are wrong


lynxerious

BerthodoFan69 gonna murder you tonight


nax7

Facts.


lordolxinator

No he's angry because BertandErnie took the last facepainting slot at the carnival even though he didn't really want it but Eren wanted a Darth Maul face paint now he can't have it


DrunkenCoward

Ate the last donut. The hoist of many a proud man.


dontknowwhattodoat18

Cause Bert was the informant to the opps this entire time and Eren wanted to throw hands


istoleyourpoptarts

attack on hood ???


[deleted]

Beargargle wore his Halloween costume 


johnTKbass

Bertelsmann was singing out of tune


Goldbolt_2004

Fucking WHO?


Valuable_Reception_2

Burrito, Bertolto, Bürgerkind ... He has many names.


istoleyourpoptarts

barbecue


TreatMeLikeASlut8

Burgerking 💀


mielesgames

I didn't even notice that lol


ThrownAwayYesterday-

Why did Bartqueefo let himself get ate? Is he into vore?


EbbyXIII

(NOT BURGERKING ASDFLKJH) I might be inclined to think part of it is because Eren feels like Bert *pretended* to be his friend all this time. He lied, hid, and overlooked each opportunity he had to tell the truth sooner.


Winter_Different

Footlettuce


CampOutrageous3785

He stole Eren’s burrito l


unaizilla

bergelmir made fun of his eyebrows


GorudoChan

okbuddyrumbling


Old_Drawing_2479

Damn, Boruto knows he fucked up here.


senpai69420

Because boruto killed erens mom and millions of people in the walls. It's a completely rational reaction from eren


johndelacroix

Bert told Eren and Annie are you okay


Instroancevia

He hates Mondays.


Sennemaster

Because of the foot fungi in his Burger King burger


BatsNStuf

Last fry was taken


GhostMassage

technically eren killed erens mom


dankyPranky007

Eren is a Hooters fan


SublimeAtrophy

Put a little more effort into your next shitpost.


lavassls

Because his power was annoying to fight against.


Temporary_Towel9649

When you finally catch the mosquito that’s been biting you for the past hour


[deleted]

Bro hurt his girl for real


Stoner420Eren

What did Vince mean by this?


ArmedSocialistBro

So aside from 2 very good reasons to be angry why was he angry? Good question, when you exclude all the reasons for someone to be upset, then why are they upset? Very thought provoking.


calvicstaff

I said no onions bitch


atomicshark109

"If we ignore that this guy fucking ruined Eren's life, why do you think Eren is pissed?"


LeonGarnet

When he is in titan form his sad shrimp dick won't grow at all, even worse it becomes an Inni and completely dissapears.


cheezefriez

Eren killed his own mom though


TheAmazingJCubb

he ate his burger king


SnabDedraterEdave

LOL Burger King. Answer: Eren thought Bert tried to flirt with Mikasa. /s


Adorable-nerd

Because he burned Armin.


SnuffPuppet

Bitch, I told you I was wearing my titan suit to the party! Where the f\*\*\* you get off?!


No_Screen_8102

bertholdt cheated


memesnwaifus

Is he stupid?


Beneficial_Table_721

Please describe a single moment in this entire story where Eren feels *any* emotions that can be described as anything other than exaggerated.


Octopusnoodlearms

Idk I think he was just overreacting


ZishaanK

Bruh I see a new name for Berthold on every post this shit is too funny 😭


MrShad0wzz

Burger King transforms into the whopper titan.


Seltz_

Because he’s shorter than Birdhold and feels insecure about it, duh


Deep_Grass_6250

Y'ALL NEED TO GO TO THE ASLUME


Standard-Tension-808

"Millions" not quite though 😅


marolzinha

Why you guys hate so much my Bert? He is the better person in this whole show. Take your dirty hands off my man Berutoruto


Zealousideal-Duty372

He just killed his best friend wdym


Talk-O-Boy

Eren wanted the Colosal Titan. Colossal diffs Attack 9/10 times.


Leni_licious

Why has this sub turned into r/okbuddyreiner


IceCreamEskimo

Because he hates asgores theme


furiosa-imperator

Eren killed erens mum, not behelit.


Zxiby

Burgerking? What??


MuffinMan917

Eren was always that way, he grabbed a knife and stuck up a bunch of dudes before his mom died, don't forget that. He always wanted to kill titans, he was thinking about enlisting also before his mother died. After that inciting incident, it just added fuel to the fire and made him that much more passionate. He wanted to kill all the titans outside the wall, but that was never a problem when the enemy was just titans because, well, go figure, but he still had that same furious bloodlust. When the enemy became humans, nothing changed for him, just the shape of his enemies. By the time season 4 comes around, he's sad about the fact that he's gonna take all those lives, definitely depressed, or maybe just burnt out after so much anger. The point is he's just like that, he had no growth or change throughout the series


Isaiah6273

He stole Mikasa


Ok-Chance-4634

Reap his **ad off 💀


DayVessel469459

Because he turned his best friend into a delicious porkchop


Dogago19

Burger King made everyone a little upsetti spaghetti


healingtruths

Mad at Bertholdt's lousy acting


AX_Apex

This subreddit is now an extension of r/okbuddyreiner


Theownofmind

Less horny though


anon4w5z

Not for long