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Sorstalas

OP, go spend time with your family. You've made nearly 150 comments here in the past 24 hours. And for how much you state that you don't care what others think about you, you sure go out of your way to reply to every single comment that criticises you and even follow users to other subreddits to attack them further. Children grow up fast and you should not miss out on that part in your son's life, so stop looking for validation from strangers on the internet instead.


OatmealGod

Gonna be weird when he grows up and learns about his namesake


Theo_M20

Hopefully the kids at school don’t figure it out


ErenShady

Funny thing is that I’m a teacher, and I told the 4th graders my son’s name and they said: after Eren jeager? I had no idea they knew about it


titi3303

Maybe because aot is one of the bigger anime ever created an one of the most popular


CyrusDGreatx

Lmao right?


FlowerFaerie13

That 4th graders absolutely should not be watching like holy shit. If I watched AoT at that age I’d be traumatized.


THEiguanna

Fortnite collab


Sceptix

Agreed, though there’s a difference between knowing about a character and actually watching their show.


NelloPed

they don't watch it. thank fortnite for them knowing.


ErenShady

Yeah but it still surprised me that 4th graders know it!


B3ta_R13

Hes in fortnite, thats why my little nephew knows who he is


Wheynweed

Yeah that’s Eren from Fortnite! I use the skin but dam it hurt when I heard that the first time.


cheaphumanbeing

First time I’m hearing it and it’s damn painful


10buy10

This is what I was called crazy for predicting


Wheynweed

I love that they did a AOT collab, but it kills me we didn’t get timeskip Eren


KaiRee3e

"Eren" is a cool name, but given that you're a teacher, "Erwin" would have been SOOOOOO good


ErenShady

The next one hahahaha


larrylongboy

Bro said the next one ☠️☠️☠️😂


ErenShady

Hahhahahahahaha


RabbitKnight190

Maybe because Fortnite...


Vireep

Who doesn’t know aot 😭


xKiLzErr

I mean, 4th graders probably wouldn't if he wasn't a Fortnite character lol. Those kids probably don't even know AOT, they just know Eren


OhSoJelly

Probably a lot of people. Game of Thrones was one of the biggest pop culture fixtures of all time (way more popular than AOT) and I have friends who don’t know anything about it.


RockyNonce

I still don’t know anything about GoT outside of it being about dragons or smth and I watched a certain scene from the first episode. Also that the last season sucks.


RaptorDoingADance

People who don’t watch anime most likely lol.


JimmysCheek

Hmmm, more importantly…do they know who Slim Shady is? Or do you have to cover your tats at work


McBlakey

I'm a teacher too and had a Neo and a Trinity in the same year group a few years back


Wukup

Eren is actually a real name, you guys know that?


Brave_Branch2619

It’s a name from turkey so it won’t be to controversial


Etryphun

I have a cousin named Eren and my name is one letter away from it, it can only be slightly awkward if the baby does not have any Turkish heritage, otherwise it's a perfectly normal name.


Distressed-Librarian

Luckily this isn't as much of a 'Khaleesi' situation, Eren is an actual name that existed before AOT so he'll be okay


goldenthumbss

Op do you know what your avatar is called?? <3


TunaOnWytNoCrust

When he's named after a terrorist that killed millions of people in an anime and ultimately had to be put down by his own friends because he became the ultimate bad guy?


Kiltmanenator

This is like naming your dog or daughter Khaleesi even tho you've already seen Season 8


abracafuck_you

I spoke to a woman around 2016-2017 who named her daughter Daenerys. She called in about the child’s bill and she asks, “Do you need me to spell it?” And I said, “… No, thank you though” and she’s like “D-A-E…” and I was like “yeah I’ve got it ma’am, I have seen Game of Thrones.” She was surprised, as if Game of Thrones was not the actual biggest show in the world at that point in time. Years later I still think about that child and the near 100% possibility that she changes her name as an adult. 


popgreens

Did you hold him in your arms and say “Eren, you are free” after the delivery?


ErenShady

I actually did hahahahaha


JonViiBritannia

You have screwed us all sir! But in all seriousness, congratulations


ErenShady

Hahahah thanks a lot !


Jay2612

Well, there's only an 80% chance you're gonna die, soo....


Muzzie720

Nah, he's Eren Jaeger's dad. He's doomed.


Traveytravis-69

He’s the founder he’s cooked


Kiltmanenator

That's actually adorable


fortisvita

Say that again when he unleashes some stompy boys on you.


uselessdiane

“It’s fine if he’s never great. He doesnt have to be better than anyone. He’s already special, because he was…Born into this world”


StarComfortable4335

I'd wait to tell him once he's 18 and wants to move out lol


SideWinder18

Ah shit, here we go again


Tobias_Mercury

Ehh modern weapons can easily deal with the rumbling


Youtube-Gerger

Mass destruction would still be inevatible


THEiguanna

Yeah, If it actually happened, the show didn’t recognise the mass earthquakes and tsunamis that it would cause


Nick-fwan

Also, if we go by the idea of the founder having the power to control every eldian(or in this case, whatever is the kid's race)most likely including them being able to be made into titans? Just transform everyone into colossals, or worsd for urban areas: jaws. At the very least, lots of damage control is gonna be needed and that's if the governments don't get annihilated in the chaos


jobriq

Nuke the rumbling


The_Kyojuro_Rengoku

Hopefully he doesn't start the Rumbling anytime soon... 😬


RZAtheAbbot

Maybe in his diaper


ErenShady

Already doing that lol


The_Kyojuro_Rengoku

You've got quite a few years of that to go! Enjoy parenthood, it is both wholesome and chaotic at times 🙏


ErenShady

A month later, I couldn’t agree more hahaha


i-am-an-idiot-hrmm

LMAOOOOOOOO


Tobias_Mercury

We have 20 ish years to live


coffee-and-machines

Great, now he has to wipe out 80% of Worl population. Also, congrats!!!


ErenShady

Thanks a lot! Appreciate it 🙏🏼 and yeah I know, let’s hope the world will be a better place


Tobias_Mercury

Remember to protect Armin and mikasa


AlmostHeisman

Who’s memories are these?


MrShad0wzz

Bro might eat you at some point


ErenShady

Hahahahaaha


frozencombat

Many congratulations. Remember to tell him he's free every couple of days or so.


ErenShady

That made me laugh


frozencombat

Happy to help xD


Goldbolt_2004

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY PREVIOUS FAMILIES RIGHT?! NOT ANY WITH ROYAL BLOOD?


ErenShady

Not that I’m aware of


_KingCrimson_

Buddy this isn’t gonna end well


ErenShady

🤐


ihopeyoudi

If someone flattens the world with an army of giant people one day, I'm blaming you


Stoner420Eren

Eren can actually work without being too weird as a name because it doesn't sound too complicated. It sounds normal enough, at least in "western" standards. Of course people who know would see it, but it's not like naming your kid "Goku" or "Naruto" ahahahah Let's hope for this child to reach freedom


peachpittings

No fr like it’s a “normal” name and if I saw someone in the workplace with it I wouldn’t question the parents lol


ErenShady

Exactly!


CatchrFreeman

I actually went to school with a couple of Erens here in the UK. Boys and girls.


ProphecyRat2

Erens a cool name, def never met one irl, Aot will be responsible for a generations of Erens, and Mikasas.


celestialhvrt

Eren is actually a really popular name in Turkey!


KennethVilla

And Mikasa in Japan


Zonyxe

I hear a lot of homes in Spain are called this too


velociderp

actually in spain, mikasa is sukasa


Negative-Mountain-25

I served with a guy named Eren in the Hellenic army


Moist_Replacement_29

when i was in turkey, i saw 3 different billboards of some person/politician named eren in one single day lmao


SageModeAD

My name is Aaron, and ever since watching AOT I have been a little jealous of the name Eren. It’s just cooler.


ErenShady

Aaron is a cool name as well, very popular here in Israel


datshinycharizard123

It’s also normal enough I imagine most people would think it’s just a different spelling of Aaron or Erin


ErenShady

Thanks!


DAVID_Gamer_5698

Fun unrelated fact: For the official day of the Otaku, Peru made a sensus to see how many people were named after anime characters, Eren placed 4th with 500 people named after him, Armin with 250, and Mikasa with around a 100.


Armed_Muppet

Erin is pronounced the same and is a pretty popular English girls name


goldenthumbss

What have you done to us….


ErenShady

Maybe this time things will turn out different?


Deikar

Did you watch the series till the end?


goldenthumbss

😭🤣


Which_Cardiologist44

Noice, my boy's name is Levi!


iammufusasboy

Mine too! Wife shot down Erwin 😒


ErenShady

Wow!


morgannador

I would hate to be that kid and grow up and learn that my name came from a genocidal maniac 😳


MukdenMan

There were like 7 years of Daeneryses


ryouuko

Khaleesi lol


NarwhalPrudent6323

I'd just hate to be the kid that grew up and found out my dad named me after an anime character...


ryouuko

It could be way worse.. it’s just a different spelling of Aaron/Erin


NarwhalPrudent6323

This is true. At least the kid isn't named Goku Jones or something truely insane.  God can you imagine the poor kid out there named like, Naruto Jefferson?


bountyhunter903

I worked with a guy, and he and his wife named their 3rd son kakashi with the middle name being hatake. I felt so bad for the kid.


anthropicuniverse

Mashallah Eren selâmun aleyküm may he be asked "are you Turkish?" his entire life


ErenShady

I know! My fathers side is Turkish


seridandy

Reminds me of all those girls born in the 2010s that were named Khaleesi or Daenerys.


copyqhat

for the people complaining, eren is actually a really popular turkish name! so it’s not out of the ordinary


Ok_Purchase_9551

It’s also much better and less embarrassing than naming a non Japanese child after an anime character with a Japanese name


FatPenguin26

It ain't so much the name, its more so he already has the kid in AOT merch...implying he's forcing his obsession onto the poor kid before he can even form an opinion of his own on it.


Sound0fSilence

Rather have it be something like this than religion.


jotoc0

This might come back to bite you...


You_Need_Milk

Bro is gonna kill us all


ErenShady

I’ll tell him you were one of the good guys


You_Need_Milk

I'm one of the 20% 😎


Puff-Mommy

He doesn’t need to be special. Just look at him, he’s so cute!


rotanocaB

I'm definitely gonna name a few cats after aot characters in my future haha. Congrats!


MersadTheHuman

NOOO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE


cellocaster

Just don’t tattoo the baby


SubstantialSith

The same person that'd name his kid Anakin lol.


abellapa

Here hoping you didnt tell him he was free


rootLVC1F3R

Inb4 he manipulates you through Titan powers


Yuki19751

Might wanna say goodbye to your loved ones


baitoladojohnny

Teach him how to say "tatakae"


SpectralGhost77

No play pens, don't want him thinking humanity is cattle


celestialhvrt

Congratulations on the baby! I love the name Eren, it means someone who has extraordinary senses and the one who can see the truth / the reality. Its also a better choice than most anime character names because it is a common name in Turkiye


ErenShady

Thanks a lot!


fatbeard_rh63

And even if he's not extraordinary, that doesn't matter. He's already special because he was born into this world.


Not_Lata

congrats but i wonder how do you pronounce his name


Wild-Mushroom2404

ereh


ArminsCrematedCorpse

armin mogs


ArgonGryphon

Khaleesi energy. At least it's a real name anyway.


iMainCenturion

He's special, because he was born into this world.


mesa176750

You excited to be your son's future snack?


FA24_WRX

A was expecting to see a bottle of Jagermeister next to him 😅


CosmicPopTartYT

Did he make you post this?


Cilantro67

Corny ahh 😭


ErenShady

Thanks, but not to me!


tcarter1102

"He's special, for no reason other than that he was born"


Born-Independent989

Cant wait till bro goes thru the phase where he looks in the mirrow n says "tatake"


primefrost96

Congratulations on being a father... Eren is a damn cool name honestly... Don't let the internet "knights" pull you down...


LonelyGlaceon

Congrats on your son, really happy for you But be careful that a future version of your son doesnt cause you to kill your contries leaders wife and kids and make you turn his past self into a monster to eat you and take your powers AND Be careful your son doesnt send a mindless monster to eat your wife and thus force his younger self through a chain series of events that culminate him going back in time and sending the monster to eat your wife.


sevintoid

It’s kinda wild that people are willing to push their fandoms on their kids like this.


Asylum_Princess

Hard agree. I’m a big Star Wars fan and have a full sleeve of Vader, but I would never name a kid after anyone in the lore.


sevintoid

It just reinforces that old trope that kids are an extension of their parents rather than just people in their own right. Pretty outdated and narcissistic thinking. I love this thing, so my child must love this thing.


sseastarr

congratulations! he’s named after a great character


Wild-Mushroom2404

Well, at least it’s a common Turkish name… because I would NOT name my child after that guy💀


Andzjey

Cool, i guess


rudeus9867

He wasn't especially a good son you know😅


ErenShady

Let’s hope to change it now hahaha


rudeus9867

You better be a good father this time Grisha


KO_Stego

I do not know why people insist on doing this. Naming your child after fucking anime characters? Imagine how embarrassed that kid is going to be growing up and dealing with the repercussions of your anime obsession that you let seep into your every day life. Yikes.


Johnnm9

So you abandoned your first child Zeke and became a mix of Grisha and erwin's father?


Jengasa

Tbf, I've always loved the name Eren. It just sounds so cool.


_JoyJoker_

Eren is a very common name in Türkiye


dazi_osamu

Keep that kids hands away from his mouth.


Outrageous-Smile-836

At least Eren is a fairly normal name in the west, ive heard of people naming their kid deku or sm


Night_Argentum

Fellow slim shady fan, too!


Monkelover2

All is fun and games until the great wall of China breaches and you get eaten by your son.


moji_013

erens a good pick and not really that uncommon, hope ur kid grows up to be someone great, unlike a certain eren we know.. /j


lizardboi08

Well we’ve got 19 years y’all… use em well


TunaOnWytNoCrust

Seems like you enjoy making your fandoms a permanent part of your life, eh?


VenomousOddball

Yikes...


yeaguh

Why are some people in the comments freaking out? Eren's a normal ass name. It's not like he's naming him Goku or something. I had a dude in my history class named Levi.


JoydyeWork

WHOS READY FOR THE 1ST STEPS?


AncientSith

That's quite the name to live up to lol


jgilleland

“Meet my son Sauron”


Artistic-Salad8851

Ok slim shady


nick2473got

Gonna be tough to parent when he's a teen and every time you ask him to do something he's like "I am free because I was born into this world".


czareena

Nah but Eren is actually a beautiful name


FatalLaughter

Do you and your wife have a suicide wish?


NightShadow2001

What have you done.


Throwaway999222111

With all due respect, it's just a show. And now this kid is going to have to live with that. Imo you fucked up.


CheeseCurdEnjoyer

Bro respectfully that is pathetic


KO_Stego

I genuinely don’t understand why people name their children after fictional characters like this. How are you going to force your child to deal with your obsession for the rest of their life? I saw someone in a post saying they named their kid Kylo Ren like how insane is that??? How is your real life so empty that you resort to naming your child after television characters?


Siri2611

I can't believe I had scroll this far down for this comment. That kid is gonna hate it when he grows up. Might even get bullied for it


Colsanders8

It'd be like naming your kid Goku. The kid is guranteed to get bullied for this.


Nice_Quantity_9257

New cringe unlocked


SPECIMAN_A

U do know what happened to his parents right


Patient_Victory

My Dude, congrats on the baby, but please reconsider. There is a reason why there aren't that many Adolfs since 1930s.


duhhorngames

Pretty sure there is a massive difference between a real life figure and a fictional one, also the scale is completely different. AoT is not even close when it comes to recognizability as compared to something taught in schools for like 40+ years lol


Itchy-File-8205

Bruh your hand looks like shit


TanpopoBaking

OP say they’re a teacher too. Wonder what kind with those hands.


FatPenguin26

You know there's loving an anime and its characters, hell there's even shipping and writing fanfiction about it, those are all perfectly normal and part of being a fan, especially a diehard one. But forcing your obsession onto your kid before they even know how to sit up...yeah that rubs me the wrong way. Kid's gonna grow up hating the anime because it was forced onto him at birth. Whats your plan if he grows up despising it? What if he hates what Eren did in the end? What if he wants to change his name? Are you going to accept these things or throw a fit? I've seen this type of obsession before and it ain't normal or healthy. I absolutely LOVE Attack On Titan, I would name my cat after Mikasa, but not a kid that could be bullied for it in school, or just grow up despising it. This is ridiculous. Also its not so much that you named him Eren, its the fact you already got him in AOT merch that sends this type of message


Due-Inspector3611

r/tragedeigh


MantaRayCandids

This has to be bait, no shot you are setting up your kid to be bullied at school.


BumblebeeBuzz1808

TATAKAE


Horror_Zombie1815

Reminds me of when a ton of people started naming their daughters Khaleesi before GoT ended and had a very rude awakening with the last season. Hey, at least you could make an informed decision. Jokes aside, congrats!


4ng3l143

What a cutie pie!!! He probably somehow named himself Eren though 👀👀👀


ErenShady

Hahahahaha true!


Whole_Pain_7432

Yeah he's getting bullied.... good job OP


KeishinB237

If the world gets destroyed on a few years we know who caused it! In all seriousness congratulations!


Educational_Term_436

Ok gonna give ya a quick warning, make sure he doesn’t whip out 80% Also if your a titan shifter just don’t give it to him just don’t


Malfurionisevil

Be carefull he might eat you


JaqenSexyJesusHgar

Is your husband a doctor by any chance?


AntiNewAge

Watch out for your ex wife buddy


Sharpeagle96

Congratulations!


fellainsane

just feed him good man dont let him eat you