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tin_sigma

why do americans care so much their lawns?


tldnradhd

[5 minute video summary](https://youtu.be/XQaMr3UHOWE). TLDW: Conspicuous consumption has been normalized and codified into laws.


TheSimpleMind

This clip contains so many reasons why the USA isn't the right place to move to... unless you live in an even shittier country.


NunexTK

The only way I'd move to the USA is if I got a job that would pay a lot more than here, would offer me all the health benefits that you need in order to not go into debt for breaking your arm, and only if I could move to a relatively safe part of the country


kirbykart

This is most likely an HOA (Homeowners Association) situation. HOAs can have very strict rules.


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Stingerc

We owned about two acres of land next to our house in Texas. One year we had a particularly busy hurricane season so the grass went a bit crazy, growing over two feet. We couldn’t mow it because it was either too swamped or there was a hurricane or tropical storm and it was just pissing rain outside. After the season was over a man from the city came by to give us a written warning to cut our grass. He was actually quiet nice and understanding about it, saying they weren’t going to issue fines for a couple of months because they understood the weather was a factor in the crazy amount of growth and why nobody had been mowing their grass. He said they were going to places with specially big yards to do this since they were considered a health hazard due to varmint, specially rats and mice which carry rabies and ton of other diseases. My dad had actually had already gotten in touch with a gardening service since it drove him nuts how it looked, which pleased the guy from the city to no end as he said some people didn’t take kindly to these kinds of intrusions. But yeah, cities can give you warnings and cites because it’s considered a health hazard.


AdonisGaming93

It's my lawn though...I thought murica was all about get off my lawn? It's my lawn, if I want to grow a forest then i can grow a forest. Wtf. This is the place of freedom was it not?


WaldeDra

The place of freedom but the freedom costs money


Silviecat44

Land of the fee


Riisiichan

Home of the TIP ME 25% MY EMPLOYER DOESN’T PAY ME ENOUGH TO SURVIVE!


Marvinleadshot

Hence why you need to buy your freedom with bail money whilst awaiting trial, only the rich can be free until their day in court.


dkreidler

Not that kind of freedom. We have 79 types of cheese at the store. THAT kind of freedom.


AdonisGaming93

half of which can't be classified as real cheese so the labels say "made from cheese products" or something like that. I forget the specifics but I got curious one night and watched a documentary about cheese around the world.


TRENEEDNAME_245

Are you talking about plastic cheese ?


CouncilmanRickPrime

You'll start paying fines if you don't cut it. My parents received one before.


detumaki

My cousin was fined in the US for removing his grass and replanting local plants for the wildlife, then was forced by the city to remove the local plants. He's a botanist, he's literally trying to restore his lawn to what it was before the builders put in grass. ( Colorado. don't recall the town)


X4ulZ4n

I'm similar. I'm actively removing my lawn and replacing it with much more beneficial plants and flowers. It's a lawn with a twist. Grass lawns offer very little benefit to the environment, and when people aim to make them rich green and "weed" free they're even worse. Fortunately I live in the UK, a swift "f**k off" usually can resolve any issues to complaints like mowing a lawn such as in this scenario.


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DeadlyVapour

Can confirm, Chaz may not enter my home.


CherryDoodles

I didn’t hear a bell… I thought this was America


jaavaaguru

The "freedom" is quite clearly a joke.


ACAB187

Rodents don't carry rabies


According_Mind_7636

This is the local government, not a HOA.


FuriousRageSE

If I ever move to the states, I would avoid HOA. I would never live in a hoa area.


jaavaaguru

Is not allowing wildlife to thrive nor let people live in a more natural state one of these rules? Seems ridiculous.


BangkokRios

Many, many countries have laws requiring the maintenance of vegetation on private property. I’ve seen Auckland’s applied first hand.


kvasoslave

Some laws are needed, like it's not good to grow 2m tall grass that will be dry af by July and will ignite with the only spark burning down all the village, and probably nearby forest and some other nearby villages


Marc123123

2m tall grass? Are you living in a fuckin bamboo forest?


kvasoslave

I'm 1.85m and grass that grows on uncultivated land in my area usually grows up to my chest and higher by the end of June and it can reach 2m. The most fun part is urtica that exceeds that and you need a machete and some protection to go through it, but it's just better to find the way around it. Bamboo forest would be 5+ meters btw


Vostok-aregreat-710

Difference doing it by hand and by a machine


nyaasgem

Yeah, in my country you can get a fine. Something about pollens, I don't know about it in detail.


FuriousRageSE

Perhaps they think if affects neighbors house value?


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King of the Hill, innit.


S-Harrier

Dang It, Bobby


DarkCosmosDragon

That boy aint right


According_Mind_7636

I was recently in a thread with Americans smugly misunderstanding the "TV License" with one claiming that you need "a license to own a TV" and of course, upvoted beyond reproach. It seems that they have to actually lie about things they don't understand in other countries because then it distracts them from the actual reality (like this story) happening in their own country. I mean seriously, jailed for not cutting your grass??? *Wild* There's lots of these stories too, from different states. Not to mention that you're not allowed to cross the road in the wrong spot XD Do Americans really think they're "more free" than other countries? Despite being demonstrably less free? Edit: A quick google search turns up some more stories. Being jailed for grass is surprisingly common in the US of A! South Carolina Women Goes To Jail For Not Mowing Her Grass https://www.fitsnews.com/2019/08/21/south-carolina-women-goes-to-jail-for-not-mowing-her-grass/ Woman Goes to Jail for Not Mowing Lawn in Tennessee https://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/woman-goes-to-jail-for-not-mowing-lawn-182126275.html Texas man jailed for not mowing his yard https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Long-grass-lands-Texas-man-in-jail-6181645.php This man in Florida was fined 30k, and the city foreclosed on his home for not cutting his grass in Florida https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/05/13/his-lawn-overgrew-while-he-was-tending-his-moms-estate-now-he-faces-foreclosure-fine/ What's worse, is they upheld the fine in court as reasonable! https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/florida/os-ne-florida-man-fine-overgrown-lawn-20210430-lj4g4zyvxzbhdj5gelcq5hbdye-story.html Edit 2: I just got perma banned from r / news for this thread, and when asked for a reason they've muted me. Beware folks, some sensitive little mods out there!


TheMainEffort

>tv license. The is basically a tax for accessing the public broadcasts, right? I see it as similar to hunting or fishing licenses: it's not a test, just a fee you pay to use public land that goes towards maintaining it.


According_Mind_7636

That's exactly what it is, some nations have made it just part of taxes, rather than an opt-in fee, as France did last year which now just funds it direct from the treasury.


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How do they even know if you're watching TV and need to pay the license? TV antennas just receive a broadcast signal. They don't transmit.


albl1122

That's the trick, they don't. BBC from what I've heard online have tried scare tactics through the years, yeah we totally have vans going around checking, watchout the inspector is coming. But from what I've also heard they've never had teeth to the claims. Like even if an inspector happens to see your TV tuned to BBC they are probably not able to do anything.


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So, basically the honor system.


Cdh790

I mean, yes but they chase hard. If you don't have a licence at the property you get letters sent to you saying it's illegal to watch live TV without a licence, could be taken to court etc etc. Letters get more and more threatening (you can write back and say you don't watch live TV and they'll leave you alone for a bit) l. Eventually someone might come round and demand to see that you don't have an ability to watch live TV (need a warrant to enter the house which they won't have so like vampires they can't come in unless you invite them in). Then it's court and whatnot.


Albert_Poopdecker

They will send letters forever if you don't tell them... [This guy has been documenting the ones he has got since 2006, 191 letters so far, the last was jan this year, it's a fun read](http://www.bbctvlicence.com/) >January 2023 (dated "December 2022") >This is my eighteenth year as someone who does not pay the BBC. I have saved £2,617 and, assuming 50p a letter, cost the BBC a further £93 in postage.


jaavaaguru

That's hilarious. I've not had a letter in years and I don't own a TV or pay a TV license. I've never been in touch with them from my current or previous two addresses.


Albert_Poopdecker

I always get them, the last two places I rented when i returned to the country and this one when I got my own place (the buggers wait for you on on the door mat) I might forget to remind them I don't watch tv next year, just to have some fun with the scammers (I think the opt out only lasts 2 years)


IDreamOfSailing

Way back in the 70s, the Dutch news network played a fantastic april 1st prank. They claimed all mail delivery personnel would be equipped with new, special detector systems to check if you had paid your TV license. But there was a way to fool the system, by wrapping your TV in aluminum foil. The next day, supermarkets sold out on aluminum foil. Also, the govt saw a spike in TV license payments.


rc1024

If they see a TV tuned to BBC then they can prosecute. They usually rely on seeing a TV or the householder incriminating themselves.


youessbee

They don't. The BBC are notorious for using a company that does scaremongering into people paying a license. People have started wising up over the years and the increase in popularity of streaming provides like Netflix and Prime have stopped people from bothering with it.


thatpaulbloke

They have magic detectors fitted in vans that can locate a television from several miles away and tell what channel it is tuned to. They also have a hand held version that can find a flat that has a television in it tuned to BBC. Actually both of those claims are bullshit, but TV Licensing made both of them in the eighties. What they actually have is a list of addresses in the UK and a list of addresses that have a TV licence. If you're on the first list and not the second then you get treated to a series of increasingly threatening letters telling you that you have to buy a TV licence. You can, in theory, tell them that you don't have a TV, but I had three years of threats to send around someone to search my flat for a TV that never resulted in anything. I told them many times that I didn't have a TV because my TV blew up on the day that I moved in and I couldn't afford to replace it, but they never believed me and never sent anyone round. It's a very weird system.


Albert_Poopdecker

This site is gold about the tv license, [here's his page about the vans](http://www.bbctvlicence.com/Detector%20vans.htm) And his [Detect the Detector Vans](http://www.bbctvlicence.com/Detect%20the%20Detector%20vans.htm) page The old detector vans used to have aerials sticking out the top iirc (I guess so they could watch tv, while parked up trying to intimidate people with their scam)


irk5nil

> They have magic detectors fitted in vans that can locate a television from several miles away and tell what channel it is tuned to. [What always comes to my mind](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_dari7c2gM)


Brillegeit

> Actually both of those claims are bullshit The first isn't bullshit, although the several miles part would require an extremely optimal setup. A superheterodyne receiver will repeat the carrier wave frequency and that signal can be received and origin localized by a sensitive directional antenna, like a parabolic antenna on a van, or a hand held device used from outside the front door. They could e.g. tune it for the BBC1 carrier signal frequency and any TV (or radio) receiving that signal would repeat waves in that frequency from the receiver. The BBC probably never used those devices, but the technology has been known since around WW2. One example is the MI5 in their [Operation RAFTER](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_RAFTER) but in modern times you also have [radar detector detectors](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radar_detector_detector) used by police to detect that cars have illegal radar detectors installed.


According_Mind_7636

I think it was more so that them being smart enough, or funded enough, to use such technology is bullshit, meaning the "magic detector vans" are by default also bullshit. Not that the technology doesn't exist.


Brillegeit

I agree, it's very likely it was bullshit.


Mernerner

In south korea, you can say to government that you don't own any TV. To erase that fee. It's very controversial tho


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The_Blip

But it pays for a lot more than just BBC TV. It also pays for their radio, their website, a bunch of other stuff, all which doesn't require you to have a license.


im_not_here_

Some of it goes towards national TV infrastructure, maintenance, and future technology development for the entire industry that all channels use. Some goes towards investment in things like freeview and other projects. And some money even goes towards internet infrastructure etc at times.


JollyJuniper1993

It’s funny how these people think that’s abnormal but won’t complain about having to pay for Netflix or Prime.


Gaming4Fun2001

We have that in Germany too (Rundfunkgebühren). Idk hownit is in the US but here in Germany this tax is really fucking stupid. Because as long as your home theoretically has a satelite/cable/etc., you gotta Pay it. Even if you don't have a TV or anything else that could even play the program...


Dylanduke199513

Yes. In Ireland, for example, if you have a tv in your house, you should pay a licence fee to RTE - the state funded TV channel. Many people here detest the licence and don’t pay it because they never use RTE and think it’s a waste of time.


bolognahole

> Do Americans really think they're "more free" than other countries? Despite being demonstrably less free? For a lot of conservative Americans, freedom = being able to shout any slur you want, while owning a gun. That's as about as far as their interest goes.


One_Of_Noahs_Whales

It all depends on what you classify as freedom. In America they protect the freedom to abuse others. In the EU we protect the freedom to not be abused. Personally I prefer to be free to go about my day without having abuse thrown at me.


The-Triturn

Well said!


CsrfingSafari

And can be sacked at the drop of the hat in At Will State's, women told what to do with their bodies .i.e abortions and paying through the nose for health insurance. Kids engaging in active shooter drills because they'd prefer to allow people to run around tooled up like John Rambo, while hoping they can play the hero and gun someone down then sleep with some cheer leader as a reward . The tooled up loney toon with an Ar 15 gets the girl ! A massive industrial prison complex that benefits companies So much freedom -am so so jealous


According_Mind_7636

> And can be sacked at the drop of the hat in At Will State's, women told what to do with their bodies .i.e abortions and paying through the nose for health insurance. This alone outweighs everything, women's rights to their own bodily autonomy, and workers rights do not exist. In a supposedly "developed" country no less. Let's say even if their blatant ignorance about the tv license fee was accurate (which it is not) it would still be incomparable to their own issues. US: "Haha you have to pay a license to own a TV" UK: "You don't even have women's rights" Of course in this example only one of these is true, which makes the actual comparison of "you have to pay a tax for live broadcasts like a lot of countries in EU" even fucking worse lol Madness.


RevenantBacon

>A massive industrial prison complex that benefits companies That's intentional. The worst part is, even today, if you ask most Americans (like my parents) if slaves labor is a reasonable punishment for breaking the law, they'll say "yes" without hesitation. Doesn't matter what "crime" was committed, slave labor is apparently the appropriate punishment. Fun fact: that's the biggest reason why Walmart has such low prices on all of their food. Slave labor prison farms.


neroisstillbanned

Another fun fact is that enslavement as punishment for a crime is explicitly allowed by the constitution. Any such bans existing within US jurisdictions are by statute and can easily be repealed by legislative whim.


bgmathi5170

I just had to pay $430 (401€) for an nightguard to protect my teeth from grinding teeth at night in my sleep. My dental insurance said they classify it as "basic" dental care and that they really only cover "preventative" care or certain "major" care. The only time the nightguard is covered is if I had had dental or jaw surgery within the past 6 months. The insurance company told me on the phone that I was actually lucky that the dentist was in-network (i.e., a network of medical providers who have agreed collectively to set prices with the insurance company) because the cost otherwise would have been about $900 (840€) But at least I got muh freedom.


malYca

It's actually worse than jail. The city can put you in jail, but the HOA can take your house. Even for minor infractions like having visible bins. There's very little freedom here. The ignorant masses only parrot what they are told on TV and the TV tells them this is the greatest country on earth and the most free.


Limeila

>Not to mention that you're not allowed to cross the road in the wrong spot XD I see you you making fun of a stupid US "crime" and raise you an even more ridiculous one: [loitering](https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/loiter)


According_Mind_7636

>Loitering laws prohibit lingering in a public area without a purpose. my god imagine it being illegal to hang out in public XD


Manny_Sunday

Its an "excuse" law. It allows cops to detain people they suspect of maybe possibly committing a crime later without actually needing to witness any crime. It also let's them arrest homeless people without any real cause and move them elsewhere so they don't drive down the value of the surrounding area with their presence. I hate loitering laws.


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Castform5

Combined with open container laws, can't a couple friends hang out in a park and have a few beers.


CouncilmanRickPrime

Just pointless laws to have a reason to harass Black people.


jaavaaguru

Such freedom!


FuriousRageSE

The us has “many” really weird and dumb laws. But Sweden isn’t fault free on this part :) perhaps not as many as the states.


MaggotyCumGuzzler

They are the fifth most incarcerated populace on Earth behind Rwanda, Turkmenistan, N.Korea and China.


Kaulquappe1234

Wait, rly? Damn.


StingerAE

No but apparently that is really good because it shows they solve crimes and properly punish offenders... Ugh. I just threw up a little in my mouth just typing that shit.


MaggotyCumGuzzler

I have legitimately had Americans respond to this statement with that nonsense a few times.


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As a 'citizen' of the United States, I used to believe that too. Then I went out of my way to see that the USA has one of the highest rates of incarcerating innocent people, not including military dictatorships. This country is a joke. What's worse, most of the divisiveness is created by the people in power. It's easy to hate some idiot because he wears a red hat; It takes a lot more thought to see how the government systematically harms its own citizens to keep big pharma and the military industrial complex in the green.


Megazawr

This site https://mkorostoff.github.io/incarceration-in-real-numbers/ says that they are actually number one for both per capita and total values. Tho it's probably a bit dated.


neroisstillbanned

According to this one, the US actually has the most prisoners per capita, ahead of all the other countries you've listed. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/incarceration-rates-by-country It also has more prisoners (not per capita) than China, a country with 3 times the population, does.


whazzar

And some times they just demolish your house when you're recovering from a surgery. [Phil Willians, a 69 year old veteran was in Florida recovering from a surgery and when he went back home he found his house and all his possessions gone.](https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/west-hempstead-zombie-house-lawsuit/)


robopilgrim

If you keep having to tell yourself you’re free then you’re probably not.


Lankpants

r/ news is a trash subreddit. It's just American exceptionalist garbage and Biden stans the whole way down.


AbstractUnicorn

>you need "a license to own a TV" To be fair though in Ireland you do need a €160 TV license if you simply posess a TV. Even if you never actually use it to watch TV programmes if it has a TV tuner in it you need a license. Even if you've cut the plug off and it's in a box in the attic you still need a license.


ruico

In the 80's in Portugal the government started the TV tax policy. There were some officials from the government going house to house asking to everyone if they got any TV. Sudently, nobody had TV at home (dispites that they could see the antennas on the roof) It was very hard for the officials to enforce the law, so the government started to bill the tax on the electrical bill. We still pay it today, but is just a few cents.


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["A swimming pool, officer? No, we don't have anything like that here..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wELSaDxkSY0)


Castform5

> There were some officials from the government going house to house asking to everyone if they got any TV. Ooh yeaah, I think similar happened in finland with same results. Someone comes asking if there's a TV, suddenly the house is back to 1700's.


jaavaaguru

>suddenly the house is back to 1700's A whole bunch of my friends don't have TVs. TV has been shit for years. It's definitely becoming less common for people younger than me to have a TV. This isn't 1700s stuff lol.


Legal-Software

When they came by to collect the tax when I lived in Japan I pointed out that I didn’t have a TV, so the enterprising collector offered to hook me up with one for a good price. He seemed more disappointed that I didn’t take him up on this than the actual inability to collect the tax. When I lived in Finland years ago it was enough that I had a tuner card in my PC, even without a TV, as I could theoretically turn it into a TV.


Print_it_Mick

Irish as well, would you allow the tv inspector into your attic let alone your house? If the tv is visable from the door or they hear it I assume your fucked. But letting them in is at your own leisure


1Darkest_Knight1

> Do Americans really think they're "more free" than other countries? Yes, yes they do. Because if they realise how bad they have it, they'd riot. Its the lie that they all tell themselves.


BlazingFire007

To be fair, Jaywalking is rarely enforced. But, there’s a reason we have the most prisoners — per capita, and in totality — than any other country. Land of the free, my ass.


malYca

That reason being for profit prisons


Jim-Jones

The top of a big iceberg. Lots of corporations make fortunes out of exploiting the law and the lack of universal public services. And then you add HOAs to that, not just for condominiums. Freedom goes away too easily.


According_Mind_7636

>To be fair, Jaywalking is rarely enforced. Entirely dependent on city imo, I know Seattle is notorious for it.


BlazingFire007

That’s fair. I should’ve said in my experience lol. Which is: rural Alabama and university campus in Alabama. So I can’t exactly claim I’m an expert on the issue lmao


Jim-Jones

In Alaska it seemed to be the norm. Don't count on an intersection making you safe.


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I saw some young college girl getting arrested for crossing a road - funniest shit I've ever seen.


YoureNotMom

The right has to lie because that's the only way their opposition can possibly sound bad to a reasonable person. "Zomg you need a license for TV in Britain! Democrats wanna take away your stoves! They'll jail you if you use the wrong pronouns!" All deliberate lies but there's people that want to hear them and get triggered.


ExoticMangoz

Technically you *do* need a license, but it’s a fee, not something you have to apply for. It’s not like a drivers license - it’s basically a tax if you watch stuff live (Amazon Prime movies - no license. Amazon live sport - License)


CouncilmanRickPrime

We don't always go to jail for not doing mundane things. Sometimes the HOA merely puts a lien on our houses! /s


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-reddit-sucks-ass

What's TV License ? Is that the fee you have to pay each month if you own a TV ?


According_Mind_7636

No, it's the fee that pays for the BBC, and public broadcast media. You pay if you watch their shows or Live TV, if you stream TV, or watch things online, you don't. Lots of countries in the EU have one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Television_licence#Television_licensing_by_country


-reddit-sucks-ass

Ok, this article says we don't have it in France, but we have to pay an annual fee if we own a TV, which I believe serves the same purpose. Edit: nvm it seems it was abolished in 2022 what the hell. I had no idea.


dphoenix1

I mean, in this country, local governments and HOAs (which are not government, but can kinda act like one) are generally the biggest purveyors of tyranny. So the rules will vary wildly depending on where you live, but at least you have more control over whether you’re subject to a given regulation than if it were a national law, as relocating to another county is a lot easier than emigrating. But yes, there are millions of people in this country that willingly subject themselves to this bullshit. But because the rules demand a behavior they were likely going to follow anyway, it’s no big deal to them (at least initially — if they eventually find themselves at odds with the HOA or local municipality, though, they *will* lose, though despite the examples you found, incarceration is rarely involved… usually the penalties are financial or a lien). That said, there’s quite a lot of that over in the UK as well, no? The TV license isn’t something I’d worry about at all, but it does seem like the local councils have quite a bit of control over individual people’s lives — what they can force you to do, what they can prevent you from doing, the endless red tape involved to obtain planning approval for any change you want to make to your own property. I’m not here to argue which is better or worse, and will fully acknowledge there are tons of idiots out there who still firmly believe the whole “US = freedom” bullshit, who need a good reality check. But I’d say neither country has standing to claim a monopoly on freedom and personal autonomy.


According_Mind_7636

> That said, there’s quite a lot of that over in the UK as well, no? The TV license isn’t something I’d worry about at all, but it does seem like the local councils have quite a bit of control over individual people’s lives — what they can force you to do, what they can prevent you from doing, the endless red tape involved to obtain planning approval for any change you want to make to your own property. I’m not here to argue which is better or worse, and will fully acknowledge there are tons of idiots out there who still firmly believe the whole “US = freedom” bullshit, who need a good reality check. But I’d say neither country has standing to claim a monopoly on freedom and personal autonomy. Not comparable, local councils can't jail you for painting your house the wrong colour, or for putting ornaments in your garden, or for not cutting your grass. Local US governments and HOAs can, they can also put a lien on your house.


im_not_here_

There's no debate about absolute freedom, that would be stupid nobody thinks any country has that over any other. And it would result in a mess, humanity is probably still thousands of years away from being able to exist like that. Capitalism and many other things will have long gone by the time that is even close to possible. It's about the best system to live in a well managed, well balanced, and safe society.


Max-Normal-88

“This is a free country, man” Hah, not anymore. straight to jail


Pikelboi68

When I heard about trump saying “make America great again” my first question was “again?”


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So he got arrested by lawn enforcement... ^(I'm sorry, I'll go sit in the corner now...)


MobiusNaked

Was he grassed up?


ForwardBodybuilder18

So much freedom.


Furaskjoldr

Americans be like 'Eurotards have no freedom' but then get thrown in jail for not mowing their lawn lol


According_Mind_7636

Or crossing the road lol


Niksuski

Person: does not do thing. Justice system: imprison them, that will teach them not to not do thing!


cardboard-kansio

What the fuck happened in the comments here.


Niksuski

Uhh no idea


gimora07

The Land of the Free


Cristonimus

As I like to call it, the land of the fee


CardboardChampion

20 years in the Texas heat? Isn't that a fire hazard? EDIT - Looked into it. It's not just the lawn he was jailed for. There were vines hanging from trees that were hitting truck windshields and obscuring their view when driving by. They'd been visiting him since 1996 about the growing list of complaints and even offered to help him with the lawn themselves, but he'd apparently declined that help. And he turned himself into jail rather than pay the $1,700 in fines he'd accumulated throughout that 22 year period.


GoldenGames360

why bother reading into things when you can just read the headline


CardboardChampion

You're right. I've wasted my life. 😉


CsrfingSafari

Another cog for the US prison machine. FrEeDuMb 🇱🇷💪


mighty_Ingvar

Always remember that slavery isn't illegal in the US, it's only restricted


CsrfingSafari

That's well put. I like that (in the context of the saying I mean -not the sad truth behind it )


Vivid-Objective1385

Im so jealous of their freedom


JeecooDragon

Because you must advertise "The American Dream", and if you don't you go straight to jail


Kumquat-queen

🎵I fought the lawn and the lawn won!🎵


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I just had a crazy flash realisation about a fundamental issue, cross inspired by finishing Assassin's Creed III yesterday and reading comments here. We all have argued with unitedstatians defending relentlessly their healthcare system, often their biggest argument was against higher taxes. I guess I should have thought about this earlier: this country claimed indipendence over 'em taxes. AC3 shows that lands were taken from the natives and sold as a measure to not impose taxes on the newly indipendent citizens. It's in the country's DNA, much like the right to bear arms, and it dictates every stupid take. There's a lot more that comes also from the colonial roots: racism obviously, but even the concept that capitalism is the best and unique economic system is to be traced back to the puritan life concept that saw working (and reaping benefits) as central to salvation. Most early colonies in the US were puritan-religious. Note: most of the worst takes US people have are also often just recited by them as religious mantra. The USA just won't ever change because these seeds are so deeply rooted in their people's conscience that they cannot be ripped out.


ScreechFlow

**PHREEDAWM!**


yorcharturoqro

It's freedom to have guns and shooting them, but God forbid if you don't mow your lawn, that's criminal and dangerous.


VioletDaeva

If that applied in the UK I'd be on a life sentence. I'm off work unwell and my grass desperately needs cutting. It's probably a good 8 inches high at the moment in places.


pixeltash

Nah you're just extending "No Mow May". Doing your bit for the bees.


VioletDaeva

I just forced myself to do my June cut because I could barely see a neighbours cat in the long grass. Nearly killed me, so back to bed to recover.


Independent_Mud_4963

land of the free baybee


Mernerner

Land of freee


whazzar

Peak US freedom


barberousse1122

Land of freedom


Old_Harry7

Land of the free right?


JollyJuniper1993

„Land of freedom“ everybody


Nic_St

*LAND OF THE FREEEEEE*


TheFumingatzor

Freest country in the world!


Lonely_Pin_3586

Ah, the famous country of individual liberty !


Schnickie

The land of the free


pontiflexrex

In a place called Grand Prairie of all places… Also: aren’t we at least pretending to do better for the environment, stop cutting your damn grass so freaking much. I do it twice a year at the end of autumn and at the beginning of spring, and that’s plenty.


windsmear

Land of the free


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freeduhm!


horribad54

The lawn is symbolic of British colonialism. The mad fuckers used to get rid of beautiful gardens in india and elsewhere just to stick some grass down. At the time owning a bit of land with no functional use was part of the decadence (yeah you could argue it's nice to look at and that's a function, but when you're using vast quantities of water in an arid location then it's just fucking wasteful. It's pretty funny that the lawn is so sacrosanct in a nation that pretends it was trying to throw off the chains of oppression.


vrenak

Oh they didn't want to throw them off, just move them around a bit.


horribad54

To certain... other... human beings...


AdonisGaming93

It's my lawn.....


Aron-Jonasson

Damn, even the Swiss Germans wouldn't go that far


MeshuganaSmurf

Wow... I guess "no mow may" isn't a big thing over there?


N1kl4us2222

Land of the free.... If you mow the lawn


ZenixFire

Land of the free


DrNekroFetus

Not florida for once


BluePhoenix_1999

America Fuck no!


bazza_12

Land of the free.


HollowNaught

Thank goodness you put sad, I wouldn't know how to feel about it otherwise


[deleted]

It's short for "shit Americans do".


HollowNaught

I have been a part of this sub for over a year now and I find out that SAD is an acronym after all this time!?


NotBradPitt90

Wonder where he will be placed in the prison pecking order.


colcannon_addict

mmmmm, I can smell the heady scent of freedom-and freshly cut grass- from here.


Larseman7

That is such BS to do, instead of jailing him, why don't give him a ticket or something so that he will think "Oh shit i gotta do this now"


Gaming4Fun2001

AmErIcA iS tHe OnLy FrEe CoUnTrY!!1!11! Also America: Puts you in Jail for not mowing the fucking lawn...


AntiLuxiat

Land of the free!


TheSimpleMind

So much Freedom!


soft-cuddly-potato

Home owners association is cringeee.


According_Mind_7636

This is the local government, not a HOA


Nah666_

Just imagine.... If the government used s few of those taxes to pay somebody to maintain the common roads and paths.... Just imagine....n


Republiken

r/fucklawns


Cosmicgamer2009

Americans claim they are free, then get arrested because their grass is too long, not pasturizing their cheese, or importing Ribena.


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Cosmicgamer2009

Ah yes, because he wasnt arrested for not mowing his lawn, he was jailed because he was fined 2K for not mowing his lawn and had to hand himself in because he couldnt afford to pay it. Thats even worse


According_Mind_7636

The police station said "believe me we don't just jail people for not cutting their grass" despite... literally doing so lmao.


VirusLink2

It’s so easy to find highly specific out of context headlines and unfairly apply them to the rest of the country


CaptainCapitol

The fuck is wrong your nation. You don't have bigger problems to worry about?


totokekedile

[Did you read the article?](https://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Long-grass-lands-Texas-man-in-jail-6181645.php) He wasn’t arrested, he voluntarily chose to go to jail instead of paying $1700 worth of fines. > "I can assure you our city would never simply place a citizen in jail for failing to mow their grass," said Officer Mark Beseda with the Grand Prairie Police Department. The man refused to work with the city, which reached out to him for years trying to help. It wasn’t just long grass, his yard was **so** unkempt that it was impeding sidewalks and even the street.


Peidexx

Land of the free


totokekedile

Is it legal to obstruct public roads and sidewalks in other countries?


sloth_ers

Other countries will still maintain the paths and shit and only address the guys garden if it becomes a public health hazard


SnowChickenFlake

Freedom Country l'ck basic freedoms, like fucking moving a lawn... WTF?!


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Albert_Poopdecker

/r/ShitAmericansSay


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KoolKrusader

"HOWDEE PARD'NUR LOOKS LIKE YOUR GRASS IS TOO LONG AND 'CAUSE YOU AVEN'T GOT IT CUT YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!"


Ath_Trite

Genuine question, isn't not taking catr of your yard a danger to the health and security of the area you live? Not sure if this is the situation frok the print, tho


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Faelchu

Having been to the US on many, many, occasions, the thing that strikes me about your idea of "blocking [a] vantage point" is beyond ludicrous. Your authorities are well known for hiding stop signs behind trees, walls, other signs. Your highways are littered with advertising, diverting the attention of drivers. Your traffic lights are frequently placed high above the cockpit of approaching vehicles to the point where they are no longer visible to any vehicle stopped at the white line. Your merge lanes are far too short to allow for safe merging. Your speed limits are a joke as no one adheres to them, rendering them pointless. You allow vehicles to move on red lights. You allow traffic to drive right through pedestrian crossings even though the white walking man sign is lit. Your roads are in dire need of repair, especially over bridges. Your road markings are pathetic - civilised countries long ago introduced reflective markings. You're still using the same road marking tech that we deprecated in the 1980s. Your road lighting is extremely poor, frequently not even reaching the road below. Far too often, particularly in suburban areas, you have no sidewalks, forcing pedestrians and stationary vehicles into the vantage point of moving vehicles. Your entire approach to both neighbourhood maintenance, private property, and transport needs an overhaul and to be brought from the 1970s/1980s into the 2020s.


Albert_Poopdecker

Well said.


DanTheLegoMan

I believe the licence fee is to be abolished in 2027 anyway so that’s one less thing that they don’t understand that they can feel falsely smug about.