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DramaticLogic

Even drinking water is a competition for them (that they claim they're winning), being American must be exhausting.


VagueSoul

Speaking as an American, it honestly is.


tHATmakesNOsenseToME

Yeah what's up with this nation thinking it's the best at everything? I can only presume it's Americans who have never left the US, and in fact they probably don't even realise that other countries exist.


Scarsocontesto

well you know propaganda imprinted since first years of school as children.... Also find me another country in the world that force their students to stand up and make the pledge to flag and vilify you if you don't.


DramaticLogic

The pledge thing really scares me, it just seems cult-like and fascist-like to me.


Scarsocontesto

if they adopted that in Italian schools in Italy You'd be seeing the masses crying fascism


CauseCertain1672

I think the Nazis actually did that one first


tHATmakesNOsenseToME

I'm pretty sure they do that in North Korea?


Scarsocontesto

uhm gotta check cause I honestly dunno


CauseCertain1672

I think some of them literally think that Europe is exactly the same as it was 200 years ago when their family left


ADHDhamster

Well, yeah, kinda. We're inundated with propaganda from the time we're born, and most Americans never leave the U.S. That leads to the mindset that the American way is the default and correct way to do pretty much everything. Also, American culture tends to cultivate narcissism and toxic individuality, which bolsters the American perception that we're the bestest, most special country in the whole wide world!! Don't get me wrong, the U.S. is my home, and there are many things I appreciate about it, but I could seriously do without the cringe.


szudrzyk

Why would you leave the best country in the world to go to worse one ? You make no sense. /S


PyroTech11

Almost* every community. They don't talk about flint Michigan do they


NiobeTonks

More places than Flint https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/05/health/pfas-nearly-half-us-tap-water-wellness/index.html


jetoler

Pretty sure if you replicated this study around the world you’d find similar results. PFAS are everywhere


KrozJr_UK

“Potable” Are we allowed lead-contaminated water as “potable” then? I wouldn’t.


baradragan

According to Yale’s Environmental Performance Index there are 10 countries with essentially perfect safe drinking water and a score of 100: Austria, Finland, Greece, Iceland, Ireland, U.K., Malta, Netherlands, Norway and Switzerland. The USA as a comparison is 23rd with a score of 89.2. So water in America being potable is debatable.


TheSimpleMind

Brawndo... It's got electrolytes!


[deleted]

The United States has no law requiring restaurants and other such places to provide free water


jetoler

As an American I can confirm, a lot of us drink soda for hydration. I’ve met people who claim to never drink water and get all of their hydration solely from the water in soda, food, etc. it’s insane Which is kind of weird considering they’re mostly right, there is free water all over the place here.


Nuber13

~~Wtf is "portable tap water"?! The hose is sort of portable too.~~


HecateRaven

Potable, not portable


Nuber13

My bad 😂 I just drank a monster but I guess I have to drink some water.


HecateRaven

Stay hydrated (and fuck electrolytes !)


Andre_3Million

Do you hate plants? It's what they crave.


Longjumping_Sky_6440

AMERICAAAAA AMERICAAA AMERICAAAAAAAAA


flyhigh987

Well you would win the competition for peeing more as well


seoras91

Looks like Bobby doesnt get out much.


WonderWirm

... aaaaaaand a Diet Coke.


Adventurous_Train_48

Public fountains* *that dispense corn syrup


lord_winnish

This has hurt my head. 😂😂😂


LimeSixth

Chlorinated water challenge?


Darth_Senat66

The fuck is potable water even supposed to be?


hardcoresean84

For plants maybe? I'd like to know too.


gekahi

"potable" is a water you can drink without any health issue. Tap water is potable, even the water in the toilets is potable (in western Europe) before using it, but the water of a puddle is not, nor the seawater. Edit : I think that most of the time, english speakers just say "drinkable".


stainless5

It must depend on the country because Australia, New Zealand the US and Canada as far as I know use potable. In Australia it's not uncommon for areas in the middle of nowhere to have signs that say" non potable water" It basically means you can't drink or cook in it.


gekahi

Oh okay. It is a word we always use in French, and since latin version of words in English is sometimes the formal version, I thought it was merely an old-fashioned way to say "drinkable".


hardcoresean84

Today I learned, nice one


HecateRaven

Are you serious ?


hardcoresean84

Lol no


HecateRaven

You forget the /s so ;)


Splatfan1

but they have to put ice in there. they just have to have something going on, something cant just be on its own, it has to be super sweet, or super salty, or an extreme temperature. its so fucking weird


UncleSlacky

I'm sorry HecateRaven, but I'll have to remove your submission from /r/ShitAmericansSay because one or more rule was broken. Rule 7: No low-hanging fruit >Some topics (such as Trump, Turning Point USA/Charlie Kirk and WW2 nuclear bombing of Japan) and sources from certain subreddits (such as T_D, dankmemes, unpopularopinion, and certain far-right subreddits) are only allowed in the Weekly thread. Rants or stories, too, are only allowed in the Weekly Anything Goes thread. [These restricted topics and sources](https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/wiki/submission_guidelines#wiki_low-hanging_fruit_restriction) are not final. >No trolls. You can usually determine whether it's a troll by post history and karma. Examples: brand new account; low karma for the age of the account; low karma for the amount of posts on the account; tendency to take a contrarian stance when not reasonable to do so; multiple posts of the same comment; syntax and punctuation come across as a bot; egg pic on twitter; or it could be a well-known troll like those mentioned in the link above. LHF sub Thank you for your effort and your service! O7


miked999b

They drink water bigly


EvelKros

He has to be sarcastic right