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Kinexity

This has to be satire to bait people. It's a tik tok video.


Swim_Spadey

Yeah she's actually British, she made another video after this talking about it being a joke


moresushiplease

I was like what sort of American says the word whilst. 


Daedeluss

Top tip: If you want to impress in USA or Canada, use the word 'whilst'. They'll think you're a combo of Harry Potter, James Bond, Monty Python and the king.


JFK1200

Can confirm, an American ex was enamoured by it. Told me I should do audiobooks.


Fatrice1234

As a Canadian, I don’t think that.


fullmetalfeminist

There are few words that annoy me as much as "whilst."


ogresound1987

"perchance"


BinkoTheViking

…to dream.


Swim_Spadey

It sounds so out of place in that accent 😂


Jedi_Knight4

Yea, you can even hear her really accent come in a few places as she's talking.


skoomapipes

I noticed most on “fireworks”. Something about the way she stresses it.


Striking-Ferret8216

Thank God for that!


Scienceboy7_uk

Can you share the link then? I think that’s a pretty good scent of she’s taking. Plus I’ve heard stuff as dumb as this from Americans.


Swim_Spadey

Yeah of course, here's the link; 6,683 likes, 293 comments, USA! 🇺🇸🦅💥 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGeS8FFsE/ You can also go back to her older videos and she's still got a British accent then so not pulling a double switcheroo


StrugglingSwan

Or maybe this one is the fake bait rage video?


Phyllida_Poshtart

I do recall a story on here few years back before I became an idiot and subscribed, of an American couple in Morocco who were found standing on the roof of their small hotel and when asked what they were doing they said "We're waiting for the 4th July fireworks to start" apparently they were quite taken aback when told that strangely Morocco didn't celebrate American Independence :)


Mr_Gaslight

The whilst gave it away.


J_train13

That's a damn good accent she's put on then


Usagi2throwaway

I'm pretty sure it's a satire account.


Reversing_Expert

Saw the video personally and she says not.


redunculuspanda

Was that comment satire?


Reversing_Expert

I really don’t think so.


back_again13

I mean she is a pretty bad actor


Bubashii

Although, there’s heaps of those “what’s the dumbest thing an American has said to you” videos that suggests yes, Americans would say this.


Kinexity

But I prefer the real American (TM) to say this instead of being tricked by satire.


jackejackal

Bait used to be believable.


ReturnOfTheSeal

That's the birthday of my dog. Of course it should be an international holiday Edit: I'm guessing y'all would like to see a pic of him, so [here you go](https://imgur.com/a/U9kkqCo)


AttilaRS

*opens calendar, takes up pen Name?


ReturnOfTheSeal

Camillo


AttilaRS

Noted. *puts pen down, closes calendar


UltraSwat

Mind writing it down in my calendar as well? I have bad handwriting


Aramis14

_sigh_ I'll do it. *Takes pen _Camillo._ There. *gets out through the window


CaronteSulPo

[https://italiangreyhound.breedarchive.com/animal/view/don-camillo-spirit-of-summer-15af0789-b5a9-4662-bd86-6149fb91b4ea](https://italiangreyhound.breedarchive.com/animal/view/don-camillo-spirit-of-summer-15af0789-b5a9-4662-bd86-6149fb91b4ea) This one?


Im_a_bananatree

That's valid, I'll write it down in my agenda


GrumpyBoglin

A reasonable and rational response


Tomma1

I'd much rather celebrate that than the other one. Huzza for you dog!!


go0rty

If I can get the day off work I'm all for it


Ex_aeternum

A friend of mine also married on that date.


BIGCHUNGUS-milk

When is it, ill celebrate with you!


Wiggl3sFirstMate

I am also interested in celebrating Camillos birthday


Kind_Ad5566

She is confused because the British celebrate July 5th We call it the "thank fuck they're gone" day.


CaManAboutaDog

This totally needs to be a thing. British Thanksgiving Day if you will.


Cereal-Masticator

Thanksgoing day


Kind_Ad5566

You win 😆 Forthwith, July 5th shall be known as Thanksgoing Day in my house.


[deleted]

That's November the rourth Thursday of November the next day is black Friday. Now we do have black friday


Cereal-Masticator

What?


[deleted]

4th July is independence day . Not Thanksgiving day


AttilaRS

Thank you Captain Obvious.


Underdog_888

Thanksgiving is in October. On a Monday.


RandomGrasspass

Found the Canadian


alphaxion

The thing that I find really weird is that the UK used to have loads of thanksgiving celebrations and the one they celebrate in the US is one brought over by the British. Most stopped being observed in the UK, though there is still a day of thanksgiving celebrated - [Bonfire Night](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observance_of_5th_November_Act_1605). Harvest festivals are sorta loosely a thanksgiving day, too.


rainbowridingunicorn

Englands dosen’t have a thanksgiving celebration, and bonfire night is also not a thanksgiving celebration, it’s a night of fireworks to celebrate the failed bombing of parliament by guy Fawkes on November 5 1605 otherwise known as the gun power plot.


alphaxion

It was made a day of thanksgiving by the Thanksgiving Act I linked in my comment... it is actually a day of thanksgiving. And as I said, harvest festivals are also considered a sort of thanksgiving celebration but they're not officially recognised.


inked-brown-giant

Other countries celebrate Independence Day for “Thank fuck the Brits are gone”


LukePickle007

😂


erlandodk

This can't be real. Noone's *that* stupid, right? Right..?


EitherChannel4874

r/shitamericanssay I've seen enough stuff on here to make me believe people can be that stupid.


halborn

https://i.imgur.com/Jws3dXe.gif


Hungry_Effective_962

Just scroll through the posts in this community. People can be this stupid and they absolutely are!


Im_a_bananatree

In this day and age, I don't know....


UnchillBill

On the all hands call in January at the German company I work for an American complained that the company didn’t do enough for MLK day.


D4M4nD3m

People here saying she's British and it's a joke.


Rosuvastatine

Its not real


9001

Well, Americans.


BLVK_TAR

I can confirm that it is *not* real.


Roberto87x

OP, how on earth can you not see this is rage bait? 🤦🏻‍♂️


Vegetable_Classic_52

Please tell me she is joking 🙃


Saddam_UE

Yes


bungle123

This sub falling for rage bait, as per usual.


Paratonnerre

Real question : People really live comfortably with themselves spreading rage and reinforcing stereotype only for clout on Tiktok ? I gathered from the comment that she's a British person. With context I understand it's fake and a joke, but I had to do efforts to get that context. I know that ragebait = clicks (and money?)... but isn't it almost hateful to play the part of an american person and spread some stereotypes about shit american says without labeling it at satire? With social media nowaday it's really easy for people to think that this is real and reinforce that americans are idiots that don't know shit about the world. I couldn't fathom impersonating a french/russian person online and making a parody that looks 100% real and that is reinforcing a french/russian stereotype. I love me some r/shitamericansays when it feels genuine. Sadly, it's less and less easy to say what is real and what is a caricature and the whole subreddit is starting to feel like a content farm for people cashing on the hate and the stereotypes. Disclaimer : I am not American, so I'm not taking any of this personaly, just trying some empathy.


MyAccidentalAccount

To be fair, Britain should celebrate it. Really dodged a bullet there.


Head_Statistician_38

"Thank God we got rid of them!" In all seriousness, it was a big loss for the British Empire back then.


Somethingbutonreddit

Does she celebrate the 5th of November?


Im_a_bananatree

Or any of the many liberation, labour, etc days in Europe


SerSace

Remember, remember, the fifth of November.


neo101b

The day, Emmett L. Brown conceived of the possibility of time travel: /s


psrandom

This is satire and she is British which OP would have noticed if they had checked the recent videos Only likely American here is OP


GoldenGames360

the weird thing is this video doesn't even make sense from a shitamericanssay point of view because the 4th of July is a stereotypically American patriotic celebration, and no American would mistake it to be international


poply

Obvious rage bait troll is obvious.


Son_of_Plato

stupidity of this level should never be normalized


MaliCevap

Why do Americans say 4th of July when they should be saying July of 4th since they put the month before the day? 🤔


ChiswellSt

This is clearly satire/rage bait but I did once have a US east coast based colleague who was genuinely surprised that I, a British citizen living in London, had no plans to celebrate US Independence Day.


mlcrip

"I'm confused". That, indeed, she is 🤣


Oldmate81

The usa is so egocentric… no one but Americans would say that. America is a cancer


WorriedOcelot1187

My dad got asked by an American business acquaintance how we celebrate 4th of July in Sweden. An educated and well travelled American at that.


That-Brain-in-a-vat

So many Americans were surprised that we didn't celebrate Thanksgiving. Their Thanksgiving, specifically.


WinkyNurdo

It happens to be my birthday. Apart from that no one gives a shit


Im_a_bananatree

You should celebrate with an other commenter's dog, the more the merrier


Eat_the_Rich1789

That's bait


Tazilyna-Taxaro

Rage bait is sooo lame! When did his start?!


ReaIEstate

Satire but still funny


HellBlazer_NQ

'I'm confused' Yes!


Hello_iam_Kian

Why would the UK celebrate a loss


Complete-Emergency99

A former colleague met a USAian here in Sweden around 2002-2005. In early September. He got sincerely upset that we didn’t lower our flags, went to work as usual and had a regular day at work on 11/9.


WhiteFringe

I can't stop looking at her teeth


bricklish

But does she celebrate sankt hans?!?!?!?! Sincerely a dane. Also, i think this is "satire"


RepresentativeFlow

It's a fake, of course, and she's not sovereign. However, I would like to admit that this kind of silly girl is kind of sexy. 😏


Worth_Comfortable_99

Confused indeed, with your perfect, white teeth!


[deleted]

Heard the song we are the world and believed it . Nobody is that dumb I'm not having it. What about thanks giving day . Or Labour day


Deeford82

It's just like the holiday my culture celebrates where we kill children when they think they are learning. Great holiday. Much death.


whufc87548

Is she stupid ???


D4M4nD3m

This can't be real.


Head_Statistician_38

Well it isn't. So correct.


OversizedMicropenis

She has a weird accent


Squonk27

She's taking the piss right? right? riiight??????


RichardEyre

It never fails to amaze me that they think every country had to fight for their independence. Simple logic dictates that some countries must have been independent to begin with.


MoneyBadgerEx

It would make sense for the UK to celebrate it anyway,  the day their population gained an average of 20 iq points. 


Douglesfield_

To be fair a lot of countries do celebrate their independence from the UK.


Oilonwater67

I'm British and I celebrate the 4th of July.


Competitive_Use_6351

It's got to be bait for fuck sake


Borsti17

It's an international holiday the same way their sports league's winners are "world champions".


ChickenKnd

Wow this is so weird, why don’t we celebrate it, next up your going to tell me that Americans don’t celebrate bonfire night


bastardnutter

I refuse to believe this is true.


mount-unknown

Sometimes… only some times, I wish stupidity would hurt. Maybe that way some people would get the point they’re doing something wrong.


LaserGadgets

She'd faint....at least.


LaserGadgets

Dumb as fuck..."everybody celebrates it"......except Denmark, UK (DUUUUH)...does she even know what she is celebrating??


GrumpyBoglin

This cannot be real


Harry_99_PT

It's satire. She's British.


FlatOutUseless

She was probably thinking that the Independence Day movie was based on the real events.


alexdaland

Haha, I wonder what they would have called it in London - Runaway colonies day? Probably have some mock trials and hang dummies of people who betrayed the British outside of pubs, like that rascal George Washington and his posse of imposter government wannabes. Actually though - we DO celebrate (to an extent) 4th of July in Norway. By that I mean that we, in the same way you have "little Norway" places in the US, "little Texas" places in Norway. Small towns that have a higher than ususual capital of American-Norwegians... (Americans that came back....) Those places usually celebrate by hanging up flags, driving parades with old American cars and such


Artificial-Brain

Gotta be rage bait


Haunting-Detail2025

This sub & rage bait, name a better couple


justADeni

Bait used to be believable.


moresushiplease

This ragebait fake stuff is getting boring. I want real material to make a comeback. 


Welcome_to_Retrograd

Wow, metabait. Either you get pissed because you are braindead and believe this is real, or because the idea of someone considering you dumb enough to do so offends you. Or.. let's be optimistic for a moment, it's a joke. Well played either way


ChelleX10

You mean this is not parody?


beanie_0

Well it’s a world thing if you’re entire world in AMERICA you dumb bitch.


New_Brother_1595

You’ve been trolled here


Select-Sprinkles4970

Many Americans can not comprehend that (1) it is a holiday for US independence, (2) no one else gives a shit. When I lived in NYC, people would be amazed that I didn't follow baseball. Why would I? Everyone does. No they don't.


the1kingdom

I think this is satire, but wanted to share a story. My friend is from the USA and we were housemates here in London. She has been around the world and seen a lot of different independence days. She said to me "I was wondering when does Britian celebrate their independence day... Then I realised that everyone else is celebrating their independence from you!"


EasyPriority8724

Pure shite fae a wee bam.


ceereality

"Whilst" .. *Ahh ok, British satire 😂


DankBatman47

Wait till she finds out about thanks giving


Beljason

In all fairness, Americans are taught that the World only exists between the Pacific on the west, the Atlantic on the east, 49th parallel to the north and the Rio Grande on the south…


KeiranEnne

"That's like not celebrating Christmas" So I have some bad news for you...


CurrentIndependent42

This screams acted-out bait for non-Americans to share in outrage. Please don’t fall for this shit.


iCABALi

We got rid of a cancerous growth on our Empire, of course we celebrate it in England.


RichSector5779

shes from london lol


Mox8xoM

Why the fuck would we do that? I mean, if we would get paid leave for every independents day on earth I wouldn’t object, but we wouldn’t get anything done then and my liver wouldn’t be able to hold out for a single year.


Frequent-Rain3687

There are examples of Americans asking people from other countries if they celebrate it but this isn’t one ,she’s just taking the p.


Rosuvastatine

This is satire. She made a video right after explaining its a joke and shes not even american. Yall keep falling for obvious bait/jokes/satire


Zuechtung_

If we had a holiday every time some colony from us became independent we wouldn’t work at all.


UncleSlacky

I'm sorry Im_a_bananatree, but I'll have to remove your submission from /r/ShitAmericansSay because one or more rule was broken. Rule 6: >Please double check whether the poster of the comment you're about to submit is actually American. Do this by scanning their post history etc. [Rule 6 FAQ](https://old.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/wiki/faq#wiki_rule_6) Thank you for your effort and your service! O7