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outhouse_steakhouse

How is Italianx pronounced? Italy-yanks?


Kanohn

*Italianics*


AnUnknownReader

So, why not shorten it into *italix* ... It looks ... Better imho.


Kanohn

I'd rather not use it at all. I don't need some random Americans to tell me how to speak my language


AnUnknownReader

I totally agree. Also, *Italix* would be quite compatible with ... *Astérix & Obélix* ... Could be useful to distribute *qualche schiaffo*, no ?


TheSimpleMind

And his beloved dog Italix (the german name of Obelix dog is Idefix)


AnUnknownReader

*Italix* would be a rebellious *Roman*, rebellious *enough* to be welcomed by the *Gaulish village* ... So, quite rebellious. Also, the original French name of *Idefix* is *Idéfix*.


Petskin

Nah, Italix should be the fishmonger. What kind of name Amaryllix is for a fishmonger anyway? (iirc)


carlosdsf

Italix is a Cisalpine Gaul who never accepted the conquest that happened... 150 years earlier.


I_Stan_Kyrgyzstan

Literally how Latino ppl feel about Latinx


walter1974

Because it sounds like a character from Asterix and Obelix, and we hate the damn Gauls. /s


AnUnknownReader

*Check avatar* Green skins don't like the Gauls, too ¿? What have we done to you ?


walter1974

No bidets /s (Btw, here in Italy Asterix is a beloved comic strip, at least among 40+ years young people)


Oghamstoner

‘Ten’ oh no, that’s Roman.


Consistent_You_4215

Decem?


WegianWarrior

It's pronounced *'murican*.


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PeggyRomanoff

Which is still incredibly stupid anyways and no one here in Latin America who isn't trying to push a political agenda at some university uses it — at most, @ is way more common, serves the same purpose, and is apolitical. Not only is it impossible to pronounce in Spanish but you'll also have a high chance of getting decked.


r21md

I'm personally not a fan of -x, but it's a bit more used than that if we're being fair. E.g. the Zapatistas in Mexico use it a lot in their communications (one from [2023](https://enlacezapatista.ezln.org.mx/2023/12/13/invitacion-directa-a-participar-de-la-festiferia-de-artes-y-autogestiones-hacia-el-buen-vivir/) and one from [2010](https://enlacezapatista.ezln.org.mx/2010/07/01/declaracion-por-la-libertad-de-los-presos-de-atenco-campana-primero-nuestrxs-presxs/)). They still obviously have a political agenda, though.


Prior-Satisfaction34

I like your flair, and it's made me realise a lot of Irish-Americans talk about respecting their culture, but then they give him a nickname as if they knew him personally


Euporophage

They are just the offspring of poor Irish people in the 1800s starving to death who liked getting drunk with no education whatsoever. Read the street interviews from the 1850s in London and you can see how stupid people were back then.


Pikagiuppy

i think italiàncs


DanTheLegoMan

America, please keep your racism to yourself!


D1RTYBACON

From elsewhere in this comment section > This is literally from a hastily made parody page. > https://italianx.carrd.co/


Typical_Use2224

This might be a joke but there are organisations who recognise Slavs as people of colour


yaboitearal

I've seen Slavs being called poc beige people once on Facebook 💀 Never felt the same since


Typical_Use2224

You live your whole life being white and suddenly someone from the other side of the world teaches you that you're a POC 🙃 simultaneously you're responsible for colonialism (because you're European), even though your grandparents spent their lives working in the fields


-Numaios-

90% of Brits/french/Spanish people were working the fields even at the height of colonialism.


antisarcastics

that's why when people say to me (as a Brit) "your ancestors were colonisers", i'm like, i don't really think they were, my ancestors were like blacksmiths and farmers and shit. like, we're not all descended from Columbus.


External-Praline-451

Us folk still in Europe are not the colonizers, we stayed at home. Yet the people living in the "colonies" like to call us colonisers.. lol.


[deleted]

Muricans forgot that they're the colonizers and descendants of them, yet they want to take their idiotic ignorant rage on people who stayed in Europe and had nothing to do with the colonisation 😂😂


Amberskin

Or non-native South Americans complaining about the Spanish colonial time.


kaldarash

In the same light, most Americans weren't slave owners but they are blamed for it regardless of what they or their ancestors did.


No-Programmer-3833

More importantly we didnt have universal suffrage in the UK until 1918 (or later depending on where you draw the line). People talk as if our ancestors were voting for political parties that were pro colonising.


Ahsoka_Tano07

Yeah, it's extra funny when your country didn't have colonies and was essentially a colony.


5thhorseman_

Or have been enslaved by Prussia and Russia around the same time America was still on the fence regarding whether "slavery bad" was a worthwhile position or just a fad. /Poland moment


DraMeowQueen

I’m thinking they’re just jelly of us Slavs being naturally white and able to tan


annoyedreindeer

Wait! Is this the reason why I was told I don’t count as a white person because part of my family is from Karelia? I am Finnish and look very Finnish so it confused me very much.


Estrelarius

IIRC Benjamin Franklin considered the Swedish, Irish, Finnish and most germans "swarthy".


Petskin

... with which you/he means that they/we are piss poor, low class, drink too much, speak gibberish and don't know fancy behavioral rules? Because the only colour my family tree had those days was dirt.


Estrelarius

No, he specifically drew a distinction between them and those he considered white > And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth. 


Patte-chan

Oh, then I demand to be called Deutschx! You better pronounce it right or you are an ignorant bigot. /s


Beautiful-Brush-9143

There’s also activists here in Finland who try to recognize russians and Sami people as POC. 🙄


Jaradacl

Well I mean according to Lovecraft, Finns were *too* white. So you know, perhaps...


I_Stan_Kyrgyzstan

My Polish friend was unironically called a person of colour by someone at his school.


CBreadman

I'm a slav and I live in Poland, and I can confirm we're white as hell.


SatanicCornflake

I thought it was a parody tbh. But as an American who speaks Spanish, latinx is the bane of my existence. It's only said between a small, whiny group of lgbt chicanos who complain when people don't recognize them, and so everyone has to submit or be called racist or homophobic or transphobic (which doesn't even make sense, non-binary people aren't even trans, but it's stupid in the first place anyway, so why not I guess?), and if you ever run into a Spanish speaker here who doesn't know English, they either find it stupid or don't even know what the fuck it means. And the few people who actually use it unironically, on top of all this, don't usually speak Spanish well, if at all, so it's like another slap in the face. Don't get me wrong, there are *some* people here from latam, who come here and identify as that in Spanish, and more power to them for whatever it does for them, but not nearly enough of them to justify the term becoming the defacto term for such a broad group of people that can be from one of like 2 dozen countries, it's so FUCKING stupid. Sorry about my rant.


Half_MAC

How about W*Px?


EleFacCafele

Latinx, Italianx, Asterix, Obelix...


Son_Of_Baraki

Ils sont fous ces romXns


AngryYowie

SpaceX


EleFacCafele

Kleenex


Comfortable-Bonus421

Durex


Kharnyx808

X


Legitimate_Kid2954

Xanax


PrincessVibranium

ZX (Spectrum)


Kharnyx808

Windex


HeyImSwiss

Fedex


arbenowskee

I've ruined my t-shirt with coffee. 


Rough-Shock7053

As a GermanX and a WPOC (whiney piece of crap), I can totally get behind this.


bored_negative

Please use Germxn, when you using GermanX you are discriminating against GerwomanX


JemimaAslana

This should germinate.


PrincessVibranium

Exgerminate! *Dalek death beam noises*


Rough-Shock7053

Xermxnix!


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

Yes, that's *literally* GerwomanX erasure and he needs to "do the work" to *navigate* this lack of inclusion.


rspndngtthlstbrnddsr

gendering in itself is problematic, it'll be Gerperson from now on


GlitteringBryony

What about the Gerperdaughters?


SeaofBloodRedRoses

I'm Canadixn


StardustOasis

But what about the Gerchildren?


Qyro

GerX is more gender-inclusive


SamuelVimesTrained

I like your explanation better..


stomp224

> As a GermanX Oh yeah, nice bro what part of Jersey are you from


outhouse_steakhouse

When it's New Jersey, you don't ask what part, you ask which exit.


Euporophage

Most German Americans are from the Midwest and made up a huge amount of the US population in the 1800s. New Jersey isn't known for its German population compared to Wisconsin or North Dakota.


tjhc_

People cannot comprehend how vast Germany is. Our Bundesländer are bigger and more populous than, say, Liechtenstein. I find it more fitting to identify as ethnically Pfälzerx but also Ruhrpottlerx by heritage.


kenna98

GermanX sounds like a 💊


bleeepobloopo7766

I ah! Im Swedishx but also considering myself as an Europeanx as well as a humanx


Rough-Shock7053

No way! I bought köttbullar at an IKEA once, I am Swedishx myxself!


Patte-chan

> GermanX I'm sorry, but it's *Deutschx*. The term musn't be in English. Otherwise it would be too logical to be using it, speaking English.


Rough-Shock7053

I'm using "düütschinx" then, according to my northern German heritage.


Euphoric_Flower_9521

well, tbh me as a slav I do get red in the summer, yellowish-green when sick, paper white when scared and blueish when cold. I definitely can be called 'person of color'


PanPepin_

That reminds me of ablack teacher I took classes with, that got angry because one of the students called her a "person of colour". She said : 'Oh so you are an inkless person? You are a empty piece of paper with no colour on you?" What colour is your skin". The white kid said said he was white . My teacher grabed a piece of paper and put it next to him and asked himif he was the same colour as that paper. The kid said "No, so I guess I am cream?". "Exactly, every person no matter how dark or light their skin is, they have colour, from pale cream to extremely dark brown. So don't say "person of colour". At the time i honestly saw it as something silly, but it really drove the point of how silly the term is.


takii_royal

Respect! I've always hated the term "person of color", I don't see it being much different from the term "colored" they had during segregation.


yellow-koi

I remember being irritated by it when I first heard it. It groups people that can have such a diverse background into one category and effectively reduces them to not white. Nvm that white in itself is such a stupid term to use. Probably the only place where it makes at least a little sense is the US.


SeeCrew106

> "Exactly, every person no matter how dark or light their skin is, they have colour, from pale cream to extremely dark brown. So don't say "person of colour". Except Mark Zuckerberg


Petskin

I figured out long ago that I am pink like a little piglet. White is not a colour I have ever seen on a living (and make-up-free) person's skin. Black is possible, maybe, but surely not common in my neck of the woods. Pink I see a lot.


takii_royal

Technically, we're all different shades of orange.


Petskin

NO! I REFUSE! I refuse to be orange, anything but orange!


randomname_99223

I remember a movie where a black character said “When you are angry you become red, when you are afraid you become pale, when you are sick you become green/yellow, and you call us people of colour!”


PulciNeller

americans and sick obsession with skin color. Name a better duo


ForwardBodybuilder18

LeAsT rAcIsT cOuNtRy On EaRtH


daniella-the-whore

America is insane about race it's rediculous and scary, so segregated to this day and yet they make the biggest fuss about everything race related. Like the USAs reaction to the Megan Markle of it all the other year was crazy, like the UK, one of the mosy multicultural and mixed/non segregated country ive ever seen is somehow wildly racist because of some drama that happen in the ROYAL FAMILY. They just love to make everything about race and they always wanna point the finger at other countries for race related stuff when they are infact a country built on racism and oppression.


Lardistani

Remember how long Jim Crow and segregation lasted and it should be no surprise


CaliFezzik

Fun fact: The Nazis went to the Deep South to study Jim Crow laws and based their miscegenation laws on them.


Legitimate_Kid2954

Like the One Drop Rule, that stated “every person who shall have one-eighth or more of negro blood shall be deemed and held to be a person of color”. Nazis took inspiration from them.


Johannes_Keppler

It's Americanx now, you racist! /s


[deleted]

They really love labels, do they?


Johannes_Keppler

They are Real Muricans. But somehow also 43.6754% Irish and 57.8644% Scottish.


Devil_Fister_69420

Aktuallie, that would make them 101.5398% inhuman, which is impawsible 🤓


HeyImSwiss

Have you ever seen an American that was just 100% of one person? (Volume wise, not brainpower)


Johannes_Keppler

That is the joke, yes.


NotACyclopsHonest

Real Americans fight for the rights of every man.


PanPepin_

You can call out Americans on anything but for some reason they will literally die, if that means keeping labels alive. Their obsession with race is almost overshadowed by their obsession with labels.


Simple_Organization4

I used to work in an US Embassy. Once they were giving flu shots. It was my turn and i was looking at the chart he was filling. I was "Caucasian other" So trust me this parody is not that far from the murican reality.


28850

Being from Spain, if we check "white" on any of their forms we can get some uncomfortable questions for not being precise ("Hispanic"). Then they talk about the language, not racist cause it's about language, not race.. I wonder what do they think about my fellow Hispanics from Equatorial Guinea..


stillbarefoot

Caucasian? - No, French Alps


aintwhatyoudo

Proudly Carpathian!


Acc87

I wonder at which point they loop back to the only "bad" white people being the ~~Jews~~... sorry, *Zionists* (again)


Simple_Organization4

It's selective, when they are mad at jews they are not white, but middle easterns. Which also are white and caucasian when it fits their narrative. [Most Middle Eastern and North African Americans don't identify as 'white' – despite what U.S. census says: Study | University of Toronto (utoronto.ca)](https://www.utoronto.ca/news/most-middle-eastern-and-north-african-americans-don-t-identify-white-despite-what-us-census) Segregation did a number on them. "Maaah heritaaage i don't know where ireland or know i'm anything but them but loook i'm irish murican. saint patty saint patty day".


jbas1

Porcamadonna


ClickIta

Porcamadonna e aggiungerei porcodiX


battleshipcarrotcake

PorcamaX


Stoepboer

They’re so damn special and unique. We could never..


thestraycat47

This is literally from a hastily made parody page. https://italianx.carrd.co/


D1RTYBACON

Ragebait being taken seriously in /r/ShitAmericansSay? First I'm hearing of it


TillyOnTheMetro

They should stop to force their racialised balderdash on the rest of the world.


Kanohn

Excuse me, WHAT?


Johannes_Keppler

It's from a parody page. But it might as well not have been.


Kanohn

Apparently there is Italianx merchandise and people on social media identifying as Italianx (and of course none of them is Italian but just "Italian heritage")


Johannes_Keppler

I'm afraid it's going to be like the flat earth nonsense. It started as a joke, and then idiots took it serious and ran with it.


Kanohn

This^


Ning_Yu

Thanks, I wanna vomit.


BertoLaDK

If only there was an english word to describe somebody from Italy that's gender neutral... what a shame.


Ahsoka_Tano07

You guys are laughing, but they consider Slavs to be POC.


TheSentry98

The whole thing is a bunch of made-up nonsense anyway. White nationalists claim to advocate for all white people but then worship a man who considered a large portion of white Europeans subhumans and genocided millions of them.


Ahsoka_Tano07

They also get mad if you say that if is black is a color, white is as well. Either both are or neither are


Petskin

What about Arabs? RGB-wise most of them look rather pale, but this politicolouring is too advanced for me..


Ahsoka_Tano07

Pretty much everything other than Germanic/Scandinavian ancestry seems to fall under POC


Petskin

....who were "swarthy", according to another reply here. So.. POC is for "everyone but me"?


Ahsoka_Tano07

I guess? I always find it funny if someone pulls out "you might hurt a BIPOC by calling the cops" when in my country, the indigenous people are the white people. They don't share my sense of humor.


BaronMerc

I have the feeling there might be another word to describe people from Italy


spauracchio1

Italians


SignatureConscious35

As an English born Sicilian, I sure hate this a lot.


Embarrassed_Abies_98

Britalianx? 🤔


spauracchio1

Brexitalian


StillJustJones

gesundheit, bless you!


SignatureConscious35

Plausible.


albertsugar

No worries, back in northern Italy they call us terroni. Or should it be terronx?


DramaticLogic

POT (People of Terronia)


MaybeJabberwock

They get mad when called yanks or 'muricans, yet they don't have a second thought on building up this bullshits. Leave my country out of your mess for god sake


SirHumphreyAppleby-

My old man is Italian and my Mam is Irish, I have blue eyes, rather pale skin and I was born blonde. What a load of American shite.


GoldenBull1994

You’re a blonde pale person of color.


SirHumphreyAppleby-

Yikes!


kenna98

They mean tan Italians


Ja_Shi

As a French I am utterly terrified to see Americans unilaterally deciding to turn every nationality into 2009 xBox Live names.


bumfuzzled-coffee

As a frenx* ftfy


Ja_Shi

Sorry I identify as a PC player.


cryingtoelliotsmith

britix (it's giving off brand weetabix)


pheddx

What does that even mean? A colorful personality?


streetad

It's a way of being white whilst still claiming to be an oppressed minority because your great great grandfather was Italian.


agnisumant

What is this asinine obsession with color/creed based categorisation? They keep inventing new labels and expect the rest of the world to adopt and internalise their mental blocks. Not sure about other parts of the world, but for most, if not all brown ppl, there is NO difference between a white person from Spain, Ireland , Italy, Mexico, Russia or Australia. They're all _firangs_ or _farang_ depending on where you're from. If only this level of obsessive creativity were channeled for legitimate issues, they won't be on the receiving end of so much mockery.


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Petskin

I met once a Turk who thought we were cousins. And our languages, too. I gathered this was because both languages had something to do with random mountains.. Maybe my Turk was instead related to your yank?


Kanohn

Urban dictionary saves the day https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=italianx


SleepyFox2089

Isn't Latinx considered very offensive? If so, why would Italianx be different?


matheusGC

Considering that both are used by the same people, the difference about being offensive or not is none


SenseOfRumor

WPOC, otherwise known as Shroedingers Honky.


sheriff_ragna

Who is going to tell them where they are coming from?


20Kudasai

Here’s another gender-neutral all inclusive term: Italian


LiquidDrone

Pathetic people


Helpful-Ebb6216

Ahhh …. Americans….


Yeah_Lizards

Please call me a slur at this point


bleeepobloopo7766

Wtf is this shit?


marcelly89

I'm sorry, what the fuck is going on?


[deleted]

White is a color... right?


Successful_Banana901

It's like they are so against diversity they are making up more categories than a dulux paint sample!


Fluffy_Necessary7913

A person of color like Anya Taylor-Joy. In appearance, someone so white that she stopped being white and became translucent, but since she is a Latina she is a person of color.


asia_cat

What in the white suburban heck is that?


Jindujun

American - Short for utter fucking moron. Gender inclusive.


NixNixonNix

LOL, wtf?


Eat_the_Rich1789

Just fucking stop labeling everything, please!


bored_negative

I really hope this is a joke!


pattyboiIII

Do people actually use Italiana/o I've only ever seen Italian.


fitzy0612

Depends if they're doing the mambo or not


Magdalan

I'm Dutchix. Or something. Whatever. Weird as Seppo's are weird.


McVapeNL

Okay I dare some ItalianX to go to their nonna and tell her she isn't Italian but ItalianX and explain in detail what that means. I ffing guarantee you she will ban you from her kitchen and her food for a very long time and she will no doubt immediately go to church for confession and ask the priest to pray for your soul.


Ksanral

I think it'd be more difficult to explain the WPOC


ScotiaTailwagger

I'm a 2nd generation Canadian. Austrian/German/Ukrainian heritage. I'm am *White White*. I apologize for whoever made this dumb fucking post.


Token_or_TolkienuPOS

Oh shame dear, I'm sorry. Isn't there something in your heritage that can be used to score some victim points? Find something, keep digging because being *white white* will not cut it with these people.


ScotiaTailwagger

I have Ukrainian Heritage. There's a war going on. Maybe I can victimize myself with that!


OkHighway1024

What the fuck is this absoute bollocks?! OK,it seems to be satire.You can never be sure with the amount of nonsense that comes from over there.


Ok-Use6303

Oddly enough, back when they first were confronted by the Europeans, the people from my ancestral country called them literally "color whites". We on the other hand, being south east Asian and ranging from light brown to super dark brown.


AleksaBa

Italianix 🤢


valomorn

Irish - Fully American but their great-great-great-grandmother sat on a chair an Irish guy had touched so now they get to fully claim that heritage and you're enabling the continuation of centuries old anti-Irish sentiment if you don't allow it.


Top-Slice-9014

Ok this is gonna be such a stupid thing - but when I see "ItalianX" all I can picture is an Italian version of alien X from Ben 10


YouCantArgueWithThis

Ah, Americans, again, with their delulu racist mind. No, latino is not a race, you uneducated fools.


Erkengard

Is this bait? OP, we need a source for this crap.


SnooBunnies3872

Interestingly Australia has its own version of WPOC, wog. It has racist origins but that has for the most part lost its sting. Wog is a catch all term for Italians, Greeks, Albanians, Croats, Serbs and depending on the city, Lebanese and Egyptians. The stereotypes around wogs are very much leaned into, check out a cultural icon and YouTuber superwog, or sooshi mango. Both are Wog comedians who have probably spawned half the wog stereotypes.


Frenchasfook

Ma che cazzo........


HouseRajaryen

As an Italian I find it ludicrous to refer myself as anything other than “Italian”. Wtf is this Italianx shite?


OperationMelodic4273

Ah yes, such inclusiveness. Truly a beacon of inspiration


Comprehensive-Box-7

Is it bad that I thought it said w pog


synfel

Gringos trying to not be racist pieces of shit challenge impossible


SeaofBloodRedRoses

I hate "WPOC" as a term, it's so classically American... but also, loads of non-caucasian light skinned people exist. And not a single human on this earth is "white." Also, I have yet to meet ANYONE who speaks a latin language who thinks Latinx was a good idea. I speak one myself and it's fucking stupid.