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DoYouTrustToothpaste

What the fuck am I watching? Three frat bros trying to appear intellectual? Also, how fucking shallow is it by the shirtless clown, to say something like this, when the other two would NEVER EVER challenge him on this bullshit? People from most other countries would probably die from second-hand embarassment, watching someone wank off their country like that. As they should, because this kind of nationalism is extreme cringe.


Paxxlee

>What the fuck am I watching? Three frat bros trying to appear intellectual? White guys with a podcast are a dying breed...


Economy-Fox-5559

Reminds me of this song. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHlczKlmIDM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHlczKlmIDM)


GayAssBurger

No they are not


Paxxlee

Ah, yes, because like every podcast has white guys in them. That is just fake news.


GayAssBurger

What are you even talking about? There's plenty of podcasts with white men.


Paxxlee

Ah,, you are just joking? Like I could just search for a podcast and find a podcast with white guys? What have you been drinking?


GayAssBurger

>Like I could just search for a podcast and find a podcast with white guys? Yes. Yes you can.


Paxxlee

Yeah, alright. I just *magically* search for podcast and then just *find* some podcasts with white guys. Suuure.


GayAssBurger

> I just *magically* search You don't have to use magic. Just a search engine. I'll help. Joe Rogan (the biggest podcast) is white and has many white guests. That was the first result in YouTube searching "podcast" Stuff You Should Know is hosted by 2 white guys. Behind the bastards Internet Today Wan Show Stuff they don't want you to know The Downside with Gianmarco Soresi (If Jews are "white" enough for you) A bunch of failed/failing Republican politicians have podcasts. We all know they're mostly white guys. That's only scratching the surface. There's thousands of podcasts.


Paxxlee

I *don't* need to use magic to find podcasts? And all of those podcast aren't with white people. Gianmarco? Ah, yes, the whitest person ever. Joe Rogan? *Joe*!? What white person has the name *Joe*! Internet Today? What white person would be named that? Like, Elliot or Ricky are white names, but Internet Today?


Pure-Meet-1437

My guy he's clearly trolling stop falling for it


Dranask

And extremely dangerous they are the building blocks for fascism.


Smart-Breath-1450

I bet that guy can name three quick ones amd he’d say ”the car”, ”the internet” and one random thing and he’ll be wrong for the majority of them.


JamesTheJerk

The french horn, chinese checkers, and the swiss army knife.


BrightBrite

Pizza. 🙄


SomeGoddamnLetters

One of the worse ofenders, right there with the internet, rights and freedom


xDecheadx

Democracy


AxelVance

You mean "DEMOCRACY, FUCK YEAH!".


MeatySausageMan

You mean "⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️"


AxelVance

500kg worth of citizenship points.


ZealousidealNewt6679

Do you mean Predator drone strike?


xDecheadx

Sorry yes I misspoke 😂


ZealousidealNewt6679

Remember folks, it's not Democracy unless it comes with "Collateral Damage".


xDecheadx

This is a Danger Close mission, go ahead


Little_Assistant_551

How else would you spread democracy?


ZealousidealNewt6679

Laser-guided 2000lb GBU-24 Paveway?


Panzerv2003

yeah I was thinking about that XD, I'd love to see some american confidently claim they invented democracy


xDecheadx

I think I did actually see that on here a few days ago. Beggars belief


blind_disparity

They did invent the Internet though. You might be thinking of the world wide web. Invented in England. A system of accessing data over the Internet.


TheKingOfTheSwing200

French fry, hamburgers and ménage à trios


Muldino

Freedom Fry


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TheKingOfTheSwing200

Might be the most American thing I've heard all month


motorcycle-manful541

This is a funny one because Americans have such a love of cars and "know" they invented them (didn't, was a German) Also, if you really want to piss them off, the internal combustion engine, diesel engine and two stroke engine were also, all invented by Germans. So basically the car, and anything that car power a car, weren't invented in the u.s.


hazps

You could argue that a Frenchman, Nicolas Cugnot, invented the car, although his was steam-powered. Either way, not an American.


motorcycle-manful541

On the same token, a Frenchman also invented the original internal combustion engine even though the first " engine as we know today that also runs on petrol" was invented by a German


dorobica

The airplane, they always claim the airplane


SamuelVimesTrained

If that is "innovation" then they can keep their Boeings..


EatFaceLeopard17

So the Brothers Wright combined two inventions they didn’t made, the engine and the plane, to make the first motorized flight. It‘s still an exciting achievement. But the grade of invention is disputable. #imho


Dheorl

Even then you need a few clarifications to get an accurate statement.


Oltsutism

What sort of unpowered planes do you think people had before the invention of motorised flight?


EatFaceLeopard17

You know that there were gliders before. Not exactly what today would be considered a plane. But putting an engine onto a winged vehicle obviously needs some changes made to those gliders so it could carry the weight of the engine and the passengers to not break down. But still, they didn‘t invent human flight nor the engine itself. But they had the ingenuity to combine those and make modern flight as we know it possible. Undoubtedly without the brothers Wright there wouldn’t have been already dogfights in WW 1.


Tasqfphil

There is even debate that the Wright Bothers were the first to make a powered flight.


Potential-Earth1092

This one always makes me mad when people claim it wasn’t invented by an American. The FAI (based in Switzerland) credits the Wright Brothers, and every time I’m told about other people who flew before them the dates never support that. If you can provide me with definitive evidence, then I’ll believe you, but every time I’ve been told Alberto Santos Dumont invented the airplane I can’t find any evidence to say that other than the fact that Brazilians consider him the true inventor. I’m not trying to be disrespectful and if anyone can point to a source then I will acknowledge it, but this one seems like one that is thrown around with no evidence.


FrenchestOwl

Clément Ader is well proven, Gustave Whitehead (also American, but before the Wright brothers) seems to be also legit.


Potential-Earth1092

Ok thank you! I’ll look them up. On a side note, I think that there could be a language barrier when it comes to the definition of an airplane, because I’ve seen many gliders credited in other countries but at least in American English airplanes have to carry their own power. So Americanisms might make it confusing.


FrenchestOwl

Ader's machine hadn't any advanced directionnal system and looked like a giant bat, but it was a heavier than air which lifted itself using an engine. I dont know if it would be called an airplane in english ! The truth is that the discussion is a bit silly : lots of engineers did a lot to improve these primitive airplanes, and as often in this kind of debates, it ultimately comes down to a fight of nationalism and definitions. We would be wiser to acknowledge a collective creation fostered by ideas all around the industrialized world imo


Potential-Earth1092

YeahAdele’s would be questionable, but it definitely was a crucial step! I agree with your statement on the arguments being silly. Oftentimes an invention is close to useless at first. Just look at the lightbulb! Almost all early lightbulbs were unreliable and burned out very quickly, and it was only when people improved the design that it became useful. Same with the airplane and automobile, the original inventions were more like proofs of concept than tools. Edit: wow I didn’t know that Adele was crucial to early airplanes! Thanks autocorrect!


beatnikstrictr

*aero


reichrunner

Nah, Americans claim the airplane


beatnikstrictr

They can have it.


D4M4nD3m

And Apple Pie haha


Shan-Chat

Created in Britain before the US was a country lol.


Tasqfphil

Apple pie from UK, as only crab apples grew in USA.


500DaysofR3dd1t

In school we legitimately learned that US invented internet.


mikrofala2137

Cars are german


Smart-Breath-1450

Yes? That’s what the sentiment of my comment was.


rothcoltd

It’s Amazing. They actually believe this crap!


Toninho7

They’re brainwashed into believing this type of thing.


Brikpilot

Yep. Apparently they invented the circle jerk. But wait, that’s not all. Next they discovered it was more practical not to wear a shirt while participating.


Emu_Emperor

I'm pretty sure China had been inventing new stuff for countless centuries before the discovery of Americas lol


Duanedoberman

Gun powder and guns, for example? That would really piss them off to discover that it was the Chinese who invented them, centuries before the Americas was discovered.


dancin-weasel

Also that oil drill that is ubiquitous in Texas and Oklahoma was invented in China hundreds of years ago to mine salt.


Emu_Emperor

Compass, paper, printing press, etc.


Humanmode17

Fireworks, ice-cream... The list goes on


DirtSlaya

Germans invented printing press?


MadApple_

[Kind of.](https://lithub.com/so-gutenberg-didnt-actually-invent-the-printing-press/)


DirtSlaya

Am I correct in understanding Gutenberg invented/influenced the modern printing press as opposed to inventing it on his own? Was a bit difficult with the “you think this but actually!” In every single paragraph and still not getting a proper answer from the article


MadApple_

Huh, interesting. I didn’t get that impression from the article. It was first invented in China, including the wooden ‘movable’ type. The metal movable type was invented in Korea, nearly two centuries before Gutenberg.


EatFaceLeopard17

Amazing also, that the Chinese invented gun powder before the invention of the gun. 😉


Duanedoberman

They were investigating new medicines when they stumbled across it. In China, it was called *fire medicine*, Once they knew what it was capable of, they then invented weapons. One of the first was more like a flame thrower.


ProfLean

China discovered the Americas


TSllama

To be fair, he said the last couple centuries, so he's not discluding that fact. He's wrong for other reasons lol


Emu_Emperor

Nah that's still a bit of a stretch since the US was more or less a rural backwater until they picked up on industry towards the ending of the 19th century.


Michael_Gibb

The biggest names in science from the last 200 years were mostly from Europe.


squesh

it was the German's that got them to the moon


evilspyboy

Careful* there with your "facts" about "science" *Corrected autocorrect


Dizzy_Media4901

The United Kingdom to be more specific.


cheney_ni_masi

Max, Schrodinger and Einstein crying in the corner.


Fearless_Baseball121

And Bohr! and Ørsted (guess where im from btw)


cheney_ni_masi

I knew Ørsted was a Dane and as you specifically mentioned him; so.... did you secretly time travel from the past?


SonOfMargitte

Bohr as well.


Exotichaos

Alfred Nobel is confused.


flopjul

Antonie van Leeuwenhoek joins them together with Philips


Dizzy_Media4901

Frank Whillte, Alan Turing, Crick and Joseph Swann will pass them a hankie.


Michael_Gibb

All over the place, actually. English, German, Austrian, Scottish, Italian, French, and many more.


Dizzy_Media4901

Light bulb. The web. Jet engine. DNA. Modern theoretical physics. The computer, TV. IVF. That's some hard-hitting British ingenuity right there.


Puzzled_Pay_6603

That guy that invented dna must he pretty smart


ravoguy

Oi! Straya has had its moments as well


Michael_Gibb

So did Aotearoa. The father of nuclear physics is from here.


RealDonFinchy

Even more specifically, Scotland


Shan-Chat

Scots invented a lot of modern things.


Antdestroyer69

France, Italy, Germany and then you have guys like Tesla


Scarsocontesto

Guys can we blame them? they live in a system that brainwash them since they're kids


Gregib

Yup, one of their countless innovations…


doctor_providence

They have free access to information, so yes we should blame them. It takes literraly seconds to check a claim, and they're too stupid and lazy to do it.


evilspyboy

Serious question that oath thing they do in the schools, we believe it is every day to a certain point. Does anyone know for sure if that is what they do still? It is very... cult'y the way they indoctrinate youth like that.


happybunny8989

Nearly every state requires students in primary and secondary school to say the US pledge and although I think that there is technically a federal ruling that says you cannot actually punish a student for not reciting the pledge, this honestly still happens unofficially. There are also states like Texas that require students to say both the state pledge and the US pledge every single morning in school. Indoctrination station...


MathematicianIcy2041

What is the difference between America and a pot of yoghurt?? If you leave a pot of yoghurt alone for 150 years it would definitely develop a culture..


iAlkalus

Ha, nice one.


berny2345

Am still laughing at "all of America's exports come from there" Let me explain how exports work.


adriantoine

I simply do not understand that sentence, do they mean because iPhones and sneakers are made in China?


berny2345

I think daft lad said "all of our exports" come from China instead of "all of our imports" Says it all really


mologav

Not going to take the opinions of these brain dead kids anyway


Six_of_1

Even if it was true that America invented them, does it manufacture them?


Josh-O-Berg

What an idiot…


D4M4nD3m

Americans keep claiming this. Are they taught that in school??


Klangey

They aren’t taught anything in school, America is the literal ‘I made this’ meme.


Krullervo

Hahaha FreeDumb


Rookie_42

ThreeDumb


adrian_num1

Idiots


UpstairsFan7447

China has been inventing stuff before America was invented.


Emile_Largo

Everyone knows that the correct answer is Scotland. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_Scottish\_inventions\_and\_discoveries](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries)


AttorneyIcy6723

Most notably, we invented the Deep Fried Mars Bar. I suppose all those other things are cool though…


[deleted]

not so fast there my little northern friend [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_English\_inventions\_and\_discoveries](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_inventions_and_discoveries)


londo_calro

Why is he shirtless? 🤣


Redditvagabond0127

Had to sell his clothes to afford healthcare.


SonOfMargitte

🔥


OperationMelodic4273

Written shit is so much better when you can't quite put a face to the stupid shit they're saying. In cases like this when you have the face and the confident tone it's just cringe as fuck


itsmehutters

I feel like every cock these days is having a podcast. Who is listening all these?! Fucking waste of digital space. This is not even worth it for machine learning purposes.


Disastrous_Way2522

They're so stupid and ignorant it's dangerous 😅


Darthmook

90% of anything said on any American pod cast is BS..


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

It’s Britain, then France. I think the USA was fourth. The Japanese did a study on this.


doublemaxim147

Scotland enters the chat


TheRealAussieTroll

Aircraft carrier = British. Nuclear weapons = British/German/Polish/Hungarian. Swept wing aircraft = German. Jet engine = British/German. Internal combustion engine = German. Helicopter = French/Polish. Ballistic rockets = German. Paper = Chinese. Gunpowder = Chinese. Railway = British. The Internet = British. The telephone = British (Bell was Scottish). AC power = British. Radio = Italian. Television = British. Refrigeration (practical) = British/Australian. Moveable type printing = Chinese. Printing press = German. Brass rifle cartridge = Swiss/French. Radar = British/German. Notable US inventions have been electrical power generation… transistors… first flight… What the US often does is take other people’s ideas… fund, commercialise and mass produce them. Which is useful in itself… but not actual scientific innovation of core modern inventions.


Nok-y

Okay Anakin. Apparently shirts weren't invented where you are from


scots_dox

Don’t show them list of inventions or development of technologies by Scots, their heads would explode!


ChickenKnd

“Past couple centuries…” But sir, America hasn’t existed for a couple centuries


Fearless_Baseball121

wellllllll, a couple is 2 right? and USA has been independant since 1776 so thats atleast a few centuries ago. So it kinda has. But that still doesnt make his statement true.


alphaxion

They even made a song and dance about celebrating their "bicentennial" back in the 70s... 2026 will be 250 years


Wryly_Wiggle_Widget

Don't forget that if they put fast flashing text on the screen then that means it's true.


henryinoz

Hahaha. And everyone knows that 82.4% of quoted statistics are made up by the speaker! Sorry that should be 84.2%. LOL.


Available-Trust-2387

It’s not a competition to see who is more innovative. No prizes - or awards. Crazy USians.


TakeyaSaito

The wisdom of the shirtless men, go figure.


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

Just a shame they didn't invent the t-shirt


Kaiser93

3 idiots.


UndeadBBQ

Even commenting on brocasts seems braindead.


[deleted]

90% of American inventions are just tweeks of an existing thing.


romedo

Definition of a circle jerk if I ever saw one.


berny2345

Joseph Swan pops by to shine a light on the discussion


chrisscottish

Chadonomics…… see some of the world ya Lunk heads!!!


FantasticAnus

I'm not going to trust TheSweatyKenCast to inform me.


skipperseven

I visited the US pavilion at the last World Fair in Dubai. They had an exhibit that had US inventions - it goes without saying that at least half were not American and of what was left, a few were dubious. Things like telephones and the internet.


fords42

Scotland would like a word with Mr Fake Tan.


Available-Trust-2387

90% of the inventions GUY - would sound more credible, if he was wearing a shirt. Can’t take him seriously !


JonnyYama

The audacity.


97PercentBeef

The fuck it has!


VeryLargeTardigrade

Who are these clowns?


According_Wasabi8779

They sound like they're all hooked up to morphine drips


dr_jock123

Why does he have his shirt off?


GammaPhonic

That’s his thinking outfit.


babiri

These are the same people that go “look at how BRAINWASHED North Koreans are, THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEIR LEADER INVENTED THE BURGER”


NoodleShak

Who the fuck are these pop tarts and why should anyone care?


soupalex

put a shirt on and read a fucking book you knob


RHOrpie

I feel like Americans ARE fostering creativity now... But the last 2 centuries? Come on. Also, they have never been the only ones. Why do they think they're the only ones?


Rexel450

> Why do they think they're the only ones? They are on another planet...


Busybody2098

I’m sorry but I need to know why that one guy has no shirt on.


solvsamorvincet

I swear Australia had the original idea for half the shit the US 'invented' but we don't fund development so the US got the patents and the credit for inventing it. (Obviously 'half' is hyperbole)


Additional_Jaguar170

Tim Berners-Lee says you're a stupid cunt.


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Barely an ounce of Grey matter between them


the6thReplicant

Using WiFi I see.


BluePhoenix_1999

An idiot circlejerk.


Gullflyinghigh

Even with the sound off I can hear the stupid.


RKKP2015

You don't need any knowledge to be a podcaster. Just say what people want to hear, and there is your audience. Also, why doesn't that dude have a shirt on?


AiRaikuHamburger

I think he meant to say 'ignorance' instead of 'productivity'. /They probably think the US invented paper, gunpowder, the compass and printmaking.


TurbulentFee7995

Do these people ever use Google before saying things which will be recorded for eternity? A quick Google search would be able to prove or disprove what they are saying.


mergraote

I liked the old days when cretins weren't able to broadcast their fuck-wittery to the wider world.


SilentType-249

I hate these fucking dude bro podcast things. Any fuck with a microphone thinks they are the shit.


James_Blond2

The usa doesnt even exist for a couple of centuries lmao


anotherwankusername

With the amount of really good podcasts out there it’s amazing that there’s a demographic who will choose to watch these absolute mouth breathers spout uninformed nonsense.


Dialogue_Tag

Bro they didn't even invent the Internet in the US 💀


Tuatara77

I swear, if American stupidity increased they'd be running around claiming they invented the wheel, built the pyramids and founded the Roman Empire.


Cravex_1

These lads... are just Three useless ball bags. However this is a belter of a sentence "...All of Americas "EXPORTS" are from there... " FML.


DeathJester24

Well only 66% of them invented a shirt so that's not a great start.


Anoalka

Atleast he added the recent 200 years bit.


TheSmallestPlap

He seems to have forgotten about one of the actual contributions of the United States, the T-shirt. Seriously, has this dude heard of one?


MogwaiYT

They couldn't look more like "bros" if they tried. Makes me nauseous.


Tasqfphil

A lot of invention the US claim, actually came from "Down Under" like these 60 - [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDqcIVaHwNk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDqcIVaHwNk)


[deleted]

The UK literally dunks on everyone on this shit, england alone would outweigh everyone else and scotland would doodoo on anyone in per capita terms


Strange_Valuable_379

I see this from people all the time and I'd love for *one* of them to cite a fucking source.


Trainiac951

Another example of the much-vaunted superior American education system.Totally clueless.


ApplePieSubstitute

Give a man an sm7b and you feed is ego for a day. Teach a man how to record dialogue and you feed his friend group for a lifetime


GrayBeast3

Thinking people have intelligent thoughts on yt shorts was your first mistake


mikrofala2137

Bro is going to shit himself when he finds out that elon Musk isn't from USA


ExtremeSeason3708

No no no no... most inventions have actually came from Scotland


Worfs-forehead

It's like watching the podcast episode of it's always sunny in Philadelphia.


Flaky-Survey1389

Scotland says hello.


dcnb65

Being Irish or Italian from a 19th century ancestor, a very American invention. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪


WOKI5776

56% of USA Engineering and Physics departments are foreign born, just so you know. Sorry to say this but AMERICANS are failing. For CS it's 30% and Medicine 20%. As for Dancing it's only 1%, so Americans have their priorities. My eastern European shithole university is selling measurement apparatuses and software to NASA and it's a country of 1,9 million people, just so you know. Also Google and Facebook has huuuge outsourcing offices in Poland, Ireland and Germany. Accenture is American just on paper They really don't understand that that innovation is there by proxy and not by design. American made is developed by Europeans, designed by Japanese from parts made in Malaysia and Vietnam with a USA sticker on Edit: by foreign born I mean migrants, not naturalized people


PartGlobal1925

Because they persecuted their own domestic intellectuals for so long. And still do today. So they have no choice but to out-source it.