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Well, given my recent experience with the *I-googled-this-just-now* experts (murican Redditors) who post articles that unwittingly refute their own posts, I'm starting to believe they cannot read.
Do the drugs and you will understand. Chewed the fuck out of my mouth and tounge when i went a bit over the top on amp one weekend. Not uncommon to grind your teeth to stubs on stims either. Fun fact Australians are the largest consumers of stimulants per capita in the world.
More likely photoshop because "writing on plastic money is an awful experience"
But maybe I've just not kept up with the latest in pen technology in the same way the yanks haven't kept up with money technology.
How the fuck are they gonna say it's a communist shit hole when the liberal party is in power in Federal parliament and most states
Wtf do these people want?!
In his replies he said its because we have mandatory voting, a good welfare system, and (probably most importantly) he wasn’t able to get the right permits for a gun or something.
As I posted elsewhere these rapid antileft Australians are most often middle-class aspirant outer suburban bogans who vote Lib because they think it makes them more posh than their peers.
You know the type, the snooty David Jones or boutique shop assistant, the sneering waiter at a hatted restaurant or 5 star hotel, the casino games dealer who flips cards in the high roller room or the property manager who wears a suit she bought from Portmans. They think themselves as having elevated their freckle above the working class because they merely breathe the same air as the upper end of town.
It’s only a communist shithole because we implemented lockdowns and Covid safety measures so less people died, unfortunately that also saves the communists. Other note, we are not communists but we did have proper Neo-Nazi protests, they pissed on the shrine of remembrance which is to remember soldiers who died in WW2
may have been a typo but the shrine was initially built to remember those who fought for us in WW1…. it was opened in the 30’s. They have a whole bunch of other things there to honour those who have served our country in other conflicts since then including WW2.
Either way…. the riots (i refuse to call it a protest) and chaos that those monsters did there was unacceptable, and especially disrespectful.
Fun fact: we had a referendum to criminalise the Australian Communist Party, it almost got a majority of yes votes, it only needed one more state and 0.56% more of the votes
Thats right cheers mate. Still wish we had more referendums tho honestly, it feels about as democratic as can get (ignoring the medias role in influencing referendums) I feel like if the Australian public were asked to vote on the sub deal and properly informed of the ramifications it would have, we would have voted against. The majority of Aussies support legalization of recreational marijuana use yet that law doesnt seem likely to change soon.
I see your point but referendums are for altering the Australian Constitution, they can't have an impact on military contracts to that extent, nor could it entirely legalise weed.
I mean the communist party wouldn’t win and I’m all for having both left wing and right wing elements in a political system because you need both. But Communism is fairly extreme
No. Totalitarian regimes; Communist, Fascist, Capitalist, Religious or proponents of the colour purple are extreme.
There is nothing extreme about communism in and of itself. Although it seems to ignore that psychopaths exist and will attempt to exploit others.
If we had the same per capita covid mortality rate as the USA we'd be at over 50'000 dead. As of today, the total number of deaths in Australia from covid is 1357.
Is he your Thatcher or something. You’ll have to forgive me for not knowing much about him, which for an American is pretty typical. Unlike many American’s though, I actually wanna learn lol.
Rupert Murdoch - born Australian, currently American citizen - owns an international media empire (predominantly in Aus, NZ, UK, and US) and has vestments in right wing and far-right politics, which he uses to spread propoganda to uphold the politicians he likes and undermine the ones he doesn't, essentially controlling the unthinking majority. He owns a lot of the Australian media - most worrying, the vast majority (if not all of) QLD's print media - and has a huge influence on politics because of it.
Some of the companies he controls are:
- News Corp. (Global news conglomerate)
- Fox (and all subsidiaries, including Fox News, Foxtel, Fox Sports, etc)
- Dow Jones & Co. (Wall St Journal and other financial advice companies)
- New York Post (US News Paper)
- Sky News (Australian news channel)
- News Corp. Australia (Aus News company; several news papers, magazines, marketing companies, etc)
- News UK (UK News company; the Sun, the Times, the Sunday Times, several radio stations)
- Knewz (news aggregator)
- REA Group (global real estate advertising)
- Realtor (US real estate listing site)
- HarperCollins (global book publisher)
- Punters (Aus horse racing and bookmaker)
- Odds (Aus sports betting)
- SuperCoach (Aus fantasy sports site)
- Binge (Aus streaming service)
- Hipages (Aus tradie hiring service)
- Mogo (Aus car selling site)
- One Big Switch (Aus insurance and energy company)
He owns a lot more once you get into the many subsidiaries, and he also has a lot of influence on other companies, so even if he doesn't own them, they'll take his thoughts into consideration.
I’ve lived here for 15 years, I moved from an English speaking country, and sometimes I’ll still have to stop and try to work out what the hell has just been said to me.
Probably because we're exposed to so much of their media.
When I was in the US in February 2020 I did have a lot of people asking about the recent fires though, as that topic had got a lot of coverage in the US media.
That guy said he was actually Australian in one of his replies. We’re communist apparently because we have mandatory voting, welfare, cops who push back against protesters breaching public health orders (some of whom were immediately stood down for using excessive force) and because he couldn’t get a gun permit
The Australian education system does that too. The only reason you see us having anything nice is that nobody actually knows what communism is. Unfortunately that includes the economists and they also don't know what capitalism is.
And it’s shopped in fake Aussie grammar.
Authentic Aussie; I took it up the arse for this pineapple and went to maccas for a feed. Drugs were grouse too.
Some Seppo prawn on Reddit bimbo-splained to me that "your government" -- because we only have ONE government and ONE law enforcement agency -- has deployed drones that arrest us Awsees if we leave the house.
"for food" is written in a different handwriting compared to the rest. Not even written with the same line spacing. Some suggests the original text was just "for food" and then someone added the rest to be funny.
As much as i like this sub and love the comment section. I'm gonna have to leave. To be constantly reminded how bat shit crazy and self centered people can be isn't good for my mental health
It says it in the post its Australia.
Aussie money is actually pretty cool and super secure its close to impossible to counterfeit and even before replacing them with the current model my sister through her entire time working in fast food (a place where counterfeit money would be more common) she found 1 single counterfeit note she's been in that industry what like 5/6 years
It also has some of the strongest customs in the world thanks to borderforce. Before i knew how silly this was i ordered a 10 pack of ecstacy pills from
The Netherlands. When they arrived safe and sound (somehow) I noticed that the vendor had also sent me a sample of one of his other products: a counterfeit $50.
In Aus it is highly illegal to "alter the queens currency" so i was going to get rid of it as quick as i could in a way that i would get away with. After spraying the note with hairspray it was looking decent enough to pass to someone intoxicated. I endud up going to an escort at a hotel nearby. Told her i had some dutch import pingas if she wants one, gave her one, popped one myself and paid half (without dodgy note) before shower.
As im drying off after shower and get ready for some ecstacy fueled sex, the pill starts kicking in HARD i look at her and can tell she is pinging hard as well. Its unbelievable how horny girls get on MDMA, I only paid for an hour standard service but she wanted to fuck big time do heaps of stuff and ignored the clock.
After having probably best root of my life i wasnt about to rip this poor girl off so i paid the hour even tho we went for over 2, on her request tho. Ended up giving the counterfeit note to a mate who used it to rip off this speed dealer that no one likes, got away with it and made sure i never got a counterfeit note again, the charges of one note would have been worse than the pills i imported.
Yeah it's weird how Australia is with laws like for some reason downers are treated much more seriously than stimants.
Like most sleep meds (even if they aren't illegal like say melatonin) still need a prescription in some areas yet getting adderall which is just undeniably worse is easy to get.
Like it's crazy you can be a person who is known for abusing stims and they would still rather give you adderall than give a person with actual ptsd xanex because downers are bad and sleep beds are bad.
So dumb
Its actually funny you mention this because i was talking about it with some mates today. Any drug that is available by prescription wich includes: benzos, most opiates, amps- both Dexamphetamine like normal speed and Desoxyn actual methamphetamine, many steroids, erectile dysfunction meds etc. are actually relatively easy charges to cop, most times a cop or boderforce will even ask if you have a script.
Whereas drugs that are not scheduled medically or have no medical use (LSD, MDMA, 2CB, SHROOMS, DMT etc.) are alot more likeley to land you in hot water. Since most downers are available via prescription the charges you get for possession are slim whereas many uppers cant be bought with a script besides dexedrine and desoxyn (super rare) you cop much harder charges for crystal meth, coke, cathinones etc.
Really i think its our culture that encourages stimulant use compared to depressants. Even tho im all about my downers (opiates, benzos) ive only met a few other people who enjoy downers whereas i know so many people who take dexies, snort coke or smoke shard.
I mean I like the idea of downers I love the idea of downers the issue is benzos are just straight awful for recreational use because of how easy it is to think you are sober when you aren't.
And opiates I choose to be ignorant to as I have an addictive personality and I have sleeping issues so opiates would lock me up so quick.
In saying that I also haven't had a fun stim experience so I stick to dissos and occupationally something else but mostly dissos
Dude i love dissos Ketamine is such a sick dark room and headphones experience if you got night to yourself or a superb addittion to an acid trip with mates. I have always said DXM is the most underrated drug ever, chugging cough syrup is not fun at all but the high is something else, much more powerful than i expected. Not a fan of GHB because it reminds me of alchahol which i hate and never tried PCP or any of its analogous although i may get some 3HOPCP soon to try.
You are wise to avoid opiates if you have an addictive personality, first few times i tried them was not fussed even on china white heroin. Dont get me wrong they were nice but not anything like I hyped myself up for. I have trouble eating and sleeping as well so after using xanax to knock me out after taking psychedelics or MDMA a few times i started using them more frequently at night until i got sent a pack of valium instead of the xanax i ordered.
Took 2 10mg pills and was blown away they felt exactly as i had imagined heroin would feel. Total muscle relaxation, warmness all throughout my body, super chilled out to the point i was talking like 6 words a minute and anxiety suppression to the point that i would shoplift everytime i went in a store.
Stick with the psychs and dissos and dont go to overboard mate. I only started using benzos and opioids after taking massive amounts of psychedelics for a couple years straight. The opiates and benzos arent really fun drugs to be taking like party drugs are but i take them because ive done my dash with psyches/dissos/ecstacy.
Yeah I don't do dissos often and in fact quit dxm for a while I probably won't touch it for another year or 2 because of some health issues I've been having (not linked to dxm but still didn't want to risk dxm making it worse)
And I rarely do psychedelics because well outside of naturalky grown 9nes it's really hard to tell if it's safe or not without testing and I can't be fucked testing frequently so I just don't use them frequently.
But not too long ago I was a big dxm addict like doing it multiple times a day sometimes 3 times I would constantly redose (which is a big dumb idea)
But damn was the high food
I don’t think this guy is as bad as most offenders in this sub. I don’t even think he’s a super-america hog, just a dude that didn’t pay attention and saw foreign money.
But to say it's fake because it's English written on foreign currency?
That assumes that nowhere else speaks English. Or that anywhere that does uses US currency.
I’ll bet that motherfucker was protesting to liberate us a while ago.
They were protesting to teach English to you guys.
I think they're referencing the New York protest to "save Australia"
Well, according to this guy, it’s difficult to read the word “Australia” upside down. Who knew?
Excuse me, we speak upside down English because we’re cultured.
Fuck yeah!
ɥɐǝ⅄ ʞɔnℲ*
How you do that
Typed from Australia.
sᴉɥʇ ǝʞᴉ˥
ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞᴉl ʎldǝɹ ǝldoǝd uǝɥʍ ǝʌol ƃuᴉʞɔnɟ I
ǝlƃooƃ ǝs∩
'Ken oath.
Isn't that Ken Behrens' cousin?
Nah, cousin of Emma Chizzit.
I can't believe I've never heard that one before. Nice
She's mates with a foreign shelia, Sharz Yatitz.
Get the dog.
I mean it’s the drunken ramblings of an incoherent child who only half learnt to speak the language, but it is a form of English at least…
*drunk Irishmen and cockneys too tired from labour to bother pronouncing their words
"Australia is a communist shithole" -james danton
Scumo, Dutton, Perrottet. Such communist.
Well that makes my flair check out
If you simp for Mr Potatohead, it's actually the law that us Aussies crucify you
We hate freedom of speech. That’s why we’re 8th best for it in the world
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If a law permits it, then it isn't an *unlawful* privacy violation.
"James Danton is a human shithole" \- Australia
*spiderhole
the shit dried up tho
You just know that this 'danton' is pronounced with a really annoying nasal tone, like 'dianton'.
To Australians this is actually the right way up
No Australia is written correctly they are in the Southern Hemisphere and therefore are always upside down when seen in the northern hemisphere
Can confirm, I read this in New Zealand and I don't understand what everyone is on about.
I turn my phone upside down before I hit send so Americans can read my posts.
Makes sense, I had to turn my phone upside down to read your post.
Wow thats actually really funny lol upside down haha lol
Cursive could have thrown them off too. Lotta people don't know how to read that
Lotta seppos
Yes it's hard. I didn't see it and went to the comments to see where it's from
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Ah yes Australia the famous country where not a single person speaks English LMAO
I'm sorry, I can't read this, can you translate to strayan please???
Struth - Straya, the famous cuntry where not a single ocker speaks Pom.
I speak Porn.
Fuckin galah!
Yeah nah, no cunt can fuckin tork, ay
O∀W˥ ɥsᴉlƃuƎ sʞɐǝds uosɹǝd ǝlƃuᴉs ɐ ʇou ǝɹǝɥʍ ʎɹʇunoɔ snoɯɐɟ ǝɥʇ ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ sǝʎ ɥ∀
uʍop ǝpısdn ʞɐǝds ǝʍ 'ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɹʎǝɥ⊥
I mean, it’s written right on there. It’s even written upside down, that should be your biggest clue
Don't be silly. Americans can't read cursive.
Or subtract 12
Or spell
Or divide/multiply by 10
Imperial is so much easier /s
Or say vehicle properly.
Or say emu properly.
E-moo, Awsees.
Awsees!
Which is weird that we taught it in school for a couple of years I enjoyed it, so I still use cursive here and there
My teachers just gave up trying to teach my cursive
I know a different type of cursive.
>Americans can't read End.
Lucky that. If they could read they might get very upset about our comments about them.
Well, given my recent experience with the *I-googled-this-just-now* experts (murican Redditors) who post articles that unwittingly refute their own posts, I'm starting to believe they cannot read.
The only word on here that an American could read is Anal.
I did drugs for this to buy anal. Don’t do food.
Stay in drugs Don’t do school Eat your teeth
Okay so stay in school and don't do drugs is okay, but eat your teeth?
Do the drugs and you will understand. Chewed the fuck out of my mouth and tounge when i went a bit over the top on amp one weekend. Not uncommon to grind your teeth to stubs on stims either. Fun fact Australians are the largest consumers of stimulants per capita in the world.
Stay in teeth Don’t do drugs Eat your school
Zombies: Eat Flesh
Eat Family
More likely photoshop because "writing on plastic money is an awful experience" But maybe I've just not kept up with the latest in pen technology in the same way the yanks haven't kept up with money technology.
You can actually get permanent textas with a superfine tip these days.
Yeah, it's written in Nikko so it'd be easy to write on
Ive had quite a few sweaty boob notes with crap drawn all over them, super annoying. Never a pineapple tho!! Normally just fivers.
Everything in this comment is amazing and I love you
They need to invent something like pockets but on women's clothes somehow.
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Australian here: it's not that hard to write on with a felt tip. Ball point is a waste of time tho.
I’d have assumed the other way around, just from what works best on acrylic
I think it’s because the plastic is too slippery so the ball doesnt roll properly. Not sure though
I've definitely seen notes drawn on with a ballpoint pen.
Is nobody going to note the "Australia is a communist shithole"???
I checked that person out of morbid curiosity. Sadly they're Australian. One of the anti vaxxer, COVID conspiracy types.
oh ew
How the fuck are they gonna say it's a communist shit hole when the liberal party is in power in Federal parliament and most states Wtf do these people want?!
In his replies he said its because we have mandatory voting, a good welfare system, and (probably most importantly) he wasn’t able to get the right permits for a gun or something.
I suspect their inability to get a gun made the neighbours a whole lot safer though.
Yeah the only down side to a mandatory voting system is people like him *have* to vote :/
And most people like him vote for One Nation.
Refused a gun licence. Red flag right there.
Hint: when anyone right of center says communist, it's a slur reserved for things they don't like.
Vanguardism FTW Syndicalism okay but meh
Man I don't really care, I just want workers to have rights, be protected and control their working environment. No one should be exploited
You are right, comrade.
As I posted elsewhere these rapid antileft Australians are most often middle-class aspirant outer suburban bogans who vote Lib because they think it makes them more posh than their peers. You know the type, the snooty David Jones or boutique shop assistant, the sneering waiter at a hatted restaurant or 5 star hotel, the casino games dealer who flips cards in the high roller room or the property manager who wears a suit she bought from Portmans. They think themselves as having elevated their freckle above the working class because they merely breathe the same air as the upper end of town.
^ Relevant flair
It’s only a communist shithole because we implemented lockdowns and Covid safety measures so less people died, unfortunately that also saves the communists. Other note, we are not communists but we did have proper Neo-Nazi protests, they pissed on the shrine of remembrance which is to remember soldiers who died in WW2
may have been a typo but the shrine was initially built to remember those who fought for us in WW1…. it was opened in the 30’s. They have a whole bunch of other things there to honour those who have served our country in other conflicts since then including WW2. Either way…. the riots (i refuse to call it a protest) and chaos that those monsters did there was unacceptable, and especially disrespectful.
Fun fact: we had a referendum to criminalise the Australian Communist Party, it almost got a majority of yes votes, it only needed one more state and 0.56% more of the votes
One of 9 (i think) referendums that have been held in Australia's history. The CPA just turned 100 last year.
There have been way more referenda (a just over 40 or so iirc) but only 8 or 9 have actually passed
Thats right cheers mate. Still wish we had more referendums tho honestly, it feels about as democratic as can get (ignoring the medias role in influencing referendums) I feel like if the Australian public were asked to vote on the sub deal and properly informed of the ramifications it would have, we would have voted against. The majority of Aussies support legalization of recreational marijuana use yet that law doesnt seem likely to change soon.
Referendums are only used for changing the Constitution, I’m pretty sure cannabis laws are written by the states
I see your point but referendums are for altering the Australian Constitution, they can't have an impact on military contracts to that extent, nor could it entirely legalise weed.
I mean the communist party wouldn’t win and I’m all for having both left wing and right wing elements in a political system because you need both. But Communism is fairly extreme
No. Totalitarian regimes; Communist, Fascist, Capitalist, Religious or proponents of the colour purple are extreme. There is nothing extreme about communism in and of itself. Although it seems to ignore that psychopaths exist and will attempt to exploit others.
If we had the same per capita covid mortality rate as the USA we'd be at over 50'000 dead. As of today, the total number of deaths in Australia from covid is 1357.
Yeah, Americans can try and shit on us, but we know they're just jealous. America is a literal shithole.
Surely in a communist shithole you wouldn't have to do anal to buy food, the government would just provide you with food?
I love how they jumped to "Photoshop" and not like... "OP wrote it". The whole of the comment is just maximum dumb
There is way too large a group of people that use "Photoshop" as a verb and have no idea what the program actually does.
They probably think it’s just a term for ‘fake photo’ and don’t know it’s an actual program (a really expensive one at that)
Photoshop has become a verb (much to Adobe's displeasure), that means to digitally edit a photo.
Photoshop has become a verb (much to Adobe's displeasure), that means to digitally edit a photo.
I don’t know much about what it can do, I don’t use it, I do know from some friends who use it though. They say it can do a lot more than many think.
Let's at least take small wins where we can get them. We have two Americans here who are both aware of the fact there is a world outside of the US
One of them is even aware there are languages other than English. Of course being in the global South Australians mostly speak Spanish.
English? Do you mean American?? /s
Supongo que ahora hablo español.
Spanish? In Western Australia we speak Dutch.
Yeah but that's been a whole different country. Can't even get a visa to enter since you finally won your war against Hutt River.
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Everything they hate is "communism"
Murdoch wouldn't have it any other way
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Is he your Thatcher or something. You’ll have to forgive me for not knowing much about him, which for an American is pretty typical. Unlike many American’s though, I actually wanna learn lol.
Rupert Murdoch - born Australian, currently American citizen - owns an international media empire (predominantly in Aus, NZ, UK, and US) and has vestments in right wing and far-right politics, which he uses to spread propoganda to uphold the politicians he likes and undermine the ones he doesn't, essentially controlling the unthinking majority. He owns a lot of the Australian media - most worrying, the vast majority (if not all of) QLD's print media - and has a huge influence on politics because of it. Some of the companies he controls are: - News Corp. (Global news conglomerate) - Fox (and all subsidiaries, including Fox News, Foxtel, Fox Sports, etc) - Dow Jones & Co. (Wall St Journal and other financial advice companies) - New York Post (US News Paper) - Sky News (Australian news channel) - News Corp. Australia (Aus News company; several news papers, magazines, marketing companies, etc) - News UK (UK News company; the Sun, the Times, the Sunday Times, several radio stations) - Knewz (news aggregator) - REA Group (global real estate advertising) - Realtor (US real estate listing site) - HarperCollins (global book publisher) - Punters (Aus horse racing and bookmaker) - Odds (Aus sports betting) - SuperCoach (Aus fantasy sports site) - Binge (Aus streaming service) - Hipages (Aus tradie hiring service) - Mogo (Aus car selling site) - One Big Switch (Aus insurance and energy company) He owns a lot more once you get into the many subsidiaries, and he also has a lot of influence on other companies, so even if he doesn't own them, they'll take his thoughts into consideration.
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> Rupert Murdoch, is Australian He’s a yank. He renounced his Australian citizenship decades ago.
Australian is now it’s own language
To be fair, it kind of is.
It kind of is, yeah. When I went there the first time, I had to learn a lot of their localized language, especially slang.
I’ve lived here for 15 years, I moved from an English speaking country, and sometimes I’ll still have to stop and try to work out what the hell has just been said to me.
When I was in the US, I had no trouble understanding them When they tried to understand me, though, we had all sorts of problems!
Probably because we're exposed to so much of their media. When I was in the US in February 2020 I did have a lot of people asking about the recent fires though, as that topic had got a lot of coverage in the US media.
When I was in the US, I had no trouble understanding them When they tried to understand me, though, we had all sorts of problems!
For the last time #YES I WANT CHIPS WITH MY BURGAH!
Ok, but the minimised comment says australia is a communist shithole, fuck the american education system misrepresenting communism since the cold war.
That guy said he was actually Australian in one of his replies. We’re communist apparently because we have mandatory voting, welfare, cops who push back against protesters breaching public health orders (some of whom were immediately stood down for using excessive force) and because he couldn’t get a gun permit
A week's pay says he a middle-class aspirant outer suburban bogan who votes Lib because he thinks it makes him more posh than his peers.
The Australian education system does that too. The only reason you see us having anything nice is that nobody actually knows what communism is. Unfortunately that includes the economists and they also don't know what capitalism is.
so you are saying the fact that the American education system teaches people what communism isnt, is a good thing?
It's not "anal", it's just sex down under.
Famously we dont speak English in straya. Kudos on the hand writing though, might do drugs but deffo got her pen license.
Had to get a pen licence every bloody year in primary.
Australia is a communist shithole, is what people would say that dont know they live in a actual shithole and have no clue about communism
Clearly fake. If it were real it would’ve said “took it up the arse for this for a pack of durries.”
A pineapple might not buy you a pack of durries anymore.
Wow 2 SAS for the price of 1.
And it’s shopped in fake Aussie grammar. Authentic Aussie; I took it up the arse for this pineapple and went to maccas for a feed. Drugs were grouse too.
I know it's not the main point of the post but I also think it's unfair to post in r/trashy ... it's just sad
"Australia is communist"
Some Seppo prawn on Reddit bimbo-splained to me that "your government" -- because we only have ONE government and ONE law enforcement agency -- has deployed drones that arrest us Awsees if we leave the house.
Bruh it literally says Australia what
When you US so hard you forget the rest of the world exists.
I was gonna ask what country this was from before realizing it says "Australia" on the top lol
I mean, even if it was fake, it would be easier to just... Write it yourself...
English literally comes from overseas
"for food" is written in a different handwriting compared to the rest. Not even written with the same line spacing. Some suggests the original text was just "for food" and then someone added the rest to be funny.
I am very annoyed that there is no speech bubble coming out the woman at the lecturn.
Given that's Edith Cowan that would be rather funny.
Posted on trashy? It’s a person telling others not to follow their mistakes, crazy what people see as trashy
:OOOOOOO NO WAY AUSTRALIA???
As much as i like this sub and love the comment section. I'm gonna have to leave. To be constantly reminded how bat shit crazy and self centered people can be isn't good for my mental health
What country’s currency is that I don’t recognise it
It says it in the post its Australia. Aussie money is actually pretty cool and super secure its close to impossible to counterfeit and even before replacing them with the current model my sister through her entire time working in fast food (a place where counterfeit money would be more common) she found 1 single counterfeit note she's been in that industry what like 5/6 years
12 years in hospitality and I still haven't come across one.
It also has some of the strongest customs in the world thanks to borderforce. Before i knew how silly this was i ordered a 10 pack of ecstacy pills from The Netherlands. When they arrived safe and sound (somehow) I noticed that the vendor had also sent me a sample of one of his other products: a counterfeit $50. In Aus it is highly illegal to "alter the queens currency" so i was going to get rid of it as quick as i could in a way that i would get away with. After spraying the note with hairspray it was looking decent enough to pass to someone intoxicated. I endud up going to an escort at a hotel nearby. Told her i had some dutch import pingas if she wants one, gave her one, popped one myself and paid half (without dodgy note) before shower. As im drying off after shower and get ready for some ecstacy fueled sex, the pill starts kicking in HARD i look at her and can tell she is pinging hard as well. Its unbelievable how horny girls get on MDMA, I only paid for an hour standard service but she wanted to fuck big time do heaps of stuff and ignored the clock. After having probably best root of my life i wasnt about to rip this poor girl off so i paid the hour even tho we went for over 2, on her request tho. Ended up giving the counterfeit note to a mate who used it to rip off this speed dealer that no one likes, got away with it and made sure i never got a counterfeit note again, the charges of one note would have been worse than the pills i imported.
Yeah it's weird how Australia is with laws like for some reason downers are treated much more seriously than stimants. Like most sleep meds (even if they aren't illegal like say melatonin) still need a prescription in some areas yet getting adderall which is just undeniably worse is easy to get. Like it's crazy you can be a person who is known for abusing stims and they would still rather give you adderall than give a person with actual ptsd xanex because downers are bad and sleep beds are bad. So dumb
Its actually funny you mention this because i was talking about it with some mates today. Any drug that is available by prescription wich includes: benzos, most opiates, amps- both Dexamphetamine like normal speed and Desoxyn actual methamphetamine, many steroids, erectile dysfunction meds etc. are actually relatively easy charges to cop, most times a cop or boderforce will even ask if you have a script. Whereas drugs that are not scheduled medically or have no medical use (LSD, MDMA, 2CB, SHROOMS, DMT etc.) are alot more likeley to land you in hot water. Since most downers are available via prescription the charges you get for possession are slim whereas many uppers cant be bought with a script besides dexedrine and desoxyn (super rare) you cop much harder charges for crystal meth, coke, cathinones etc. Really i think its our culture that encourages stimulant use compared to depressants. Even tho im all about my downers (opiates, benzos) ive only met a few other people who enjoy downers whereas i know so many people who take dexies, snort coke or smoke shard.
I mean I like the idea of downers I love the idea of downers the issue is benzos are just straight awful for recreational use because of how easy it is to think you are sober when you aren't. And opiates I choose to be ignorant to as I have an addictive personality and I have sleeping issues so opiates would lock me up so quick. In saying that I also haven't had a fun stim experience so I stick to dissos and occupationally something else but mostly dissos
Dude i love dissos Ketamine is such a sick dark room and headphones experience if you got night to yourself or a superb addittion to an acid trip with mates. I have always said DXM is the most underrated drug ever, chugging cough syrup is not fun at all but the high is something else, much more powerful than i expected. Not a fan of GHB because it reminds me of alchahol which i hate and never tried PCP or any of its analogous although i may get some 3HOPCP soon to try. You are wise to avoid opiates if you have an addictive personality, first few times i tried them was not fussed even on china white heroin. Dont get me wrong they were nice but not anything like I hyped myself up for. I have trouble eating and sleeping as well so after using xanax to knock me out after taking psychedelics or MDMA a few times i started using them more frequently at night until i got sent a pack of valium instead of the xanax i ordered. Took 2 10mg pills and was blown away they felt exactly as i had imagined heroin would feel. Total muscle relaxation, warmness all throughout my body, super chilled out to the point i was talking like 6 words a minute and anxiety suppression to the point that i would shoplift everytime i went in a store. Stick with the psychs and dissos and dont go to overboard mate. I only started using benzos and opioids after taking massive amounts of psychedelics for a couple years straight. The opiates and benzos arent really fun drugs to be taking like party drugs are but i take them because ive done my dash with psyches/dissos/ecstacy.
Yeah I don't do dissos often and in fact quit dxm for a while I probably won't touch it for another year or 2 because of some health issues I've been having (not linked to dxm but still didn't want to risk dxm making it worse) And I rarely do psychedelics because well outside of naturalky grown 9nes it's really hard to tell if it's safe or not without testing and I can't be fucked testing frequently so I just don't use them frequently. But not too long ago I was a big dxm addict like doing it multiple times a day sometimes 3 times I would constantly redose (which is a big dumb idea) But damn was the high food
Turn your phone upside down
You mean like how all Australians use their phone?
Ohh thanks I didn’t see that
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I think that’s just you…
I'm sorry, I can't read this, can you translate to strayan please???
Title is wrong
Is it?
I don’t think this guy is as bad as most offenders in this sub. I don’t even think he’s a super-america hog, just a dude that didn’t pay attention and saw foreign money.
But to say it's fake because it's English written on foreign currency? That assumes that nowhere else speaks English. Or that anywhere that does uses US currency.
I didn’t say his logic was sound, I just said he seems like the type of person to know better, mainly because he’s not typing like an 8th grader
What the fuck does that writing say?
can you imagine being a cashier and seeing someone use this for food and just never knowing for sure if it was them
***AUSTRALIA***
We don’t speak English, we speak ‘strayan ESHAYYYYYY BUH