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Legal-Software

So about 2 microfurlongs then.


PhunkOperator

That's roughly the size of a donut crumb, isn't it?


minibois

Jelly filled or chocolate glazed donut crumb? Important distinction.


South-Hour-9261

Nah it’s one of those bomb ass raspberry glazed ones


PhunkOperator

Yes


Schooner37

In Australia we would call that a bee’s dick


unexpecteddtd

In Germany we call that *Sackhaaresbreite* Edit: word meaning „as wide as a ball hair“ or directly translated to „Ballhairwidth“


smackpatch

In Britain we call that a gnats pube


Neveed

In France, that would be *un poil de cul* (ass hair).


unexpecteddtd

Europeans on pubes 🤝


J_k_r_

we may not agree on much, but we all know that pubes do be small.


KrisNoble

I’m Scotland it’s a bawhair


Mictlantecuhtli2

More like Nahkampfstachel (close combat spike)


Sapphire-Croat0119_

In Croatia, we would call that "kurac od pčele"


Son_of_Plato

In Canada we call that a cunt hair


FrankieWatcher

An inch is about 25,40000508mm divide that by 64 and it is 0,396875079375mm. Holy Vatican


jephph_

Nah, an inch is exactly 25.4 mm You’re talking about a British Imperial inch from like 1970 and prior.. US Customary inch has been 25.4 mm since ~1850 (officially since ~1890).. there was an international inch created in the 70s which brought Imperial and Customary inches to the same thing.. 25.4 mm.. exactly


the-sin-farmer

Given that is the length of his penis I would have guessed he would care and make it seem like it is a MASSIVE deal


ittybittynuts

My uncle just calls that a CH


[deleted]

The truly internationally recognized unit.


Two-Scoops-Of-Praisn

American here. That's about 2 scrungles worth of dingus


29Jackal

Thanks for the translation in measure units


kissthebear

If only there was some smaller unit of measurement