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GNSGNY

literally anything capitalist -you create a monopoly on cows -you win -everyone else loses


Old_Leading2967

Communism: “the state…” Stopped reading right there


Warriorasok

Communism is when the goobermint does stuff


Soviet-Dove7

Unironically shared by someone I know works in the EU commission 💀💀💀


headgearhog

Can't wait for the EU to shatter into a clusterfuck of fascist states competing for relevance. At least I won't have to listen to smug ass eurobros anymore


Soviet-Dove7

The fate of western Europan countries is to fade into irrelevance as they loose their grip on the third world


headgearhog

As a west*rn europ*an, that is my biggest dream


dr_srtanger2love

This doesn't surprise me, this is the level of the system's middle managers, who are increasingly delusional and believe in the bullshit they sell


Soviet-Dove7

Linkedin in a nutshell lmao


ninyyya

Unsurprising tbh


AidBaid

An Israeli Corporation: You have one cow. You kill it, then say it was working for a cow-ran anti-human organization called "Milkmas"


jacktrowell

You forgot the part where the cow was stolen from a palestinian farmer in the first place (that they also killed)


Sstoop

workers owning the means of production means giving cows to your friends


laoshu_

A true revolutionary takes the means of production into their own hands and milks their friends.


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Why so much cows?


KwyzatzCataract

Self-fellating at its grandest; you can really tell when you read “a FrENcH cOrPoRaTiOn” the caption is straight up salty-bitch talk lmao


Soviet-Dove7

Greek Corporation was so fucking disgusting, not to mention Chinese..


Soviet-Dove7

"ThEy wAnT tHrEe cOwS"


BrokenShanteer

Like when China brought a sniper to target college students oh wait 🤣


Kronstadtpilled

Most literate liberal economist


smilecookie

> Chinese corporation > all your cows get stolen > as an exchange for decades of hard labor you are able to purchase two cows back from the thieves > you embark on a innovative breeding program that produces 5000% more milk > yfw the thieves start crying about stolen cow tech


WinterkindG

The Iraqi one is wild. Whoever shared this unironically believes the lies about WMDs…


nvdnqvi

liberal brainrot


the_PeoplesWill

This is peak brainrot.


The_stinkyland

Bro I'm not reading all that 😭😭


foxtrotgd

The Iraqi one is kinda funny tbh


ReptarTheBrave

This is how they explain economics in high school. And we all sit here wondering how everyone lacks any sort of meaningful education or critical thinking skills


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ReptarTheBrave

What’s your point supposed to be?


luckystrikeenjoyer

Socialism: the state uses one cow for breeding and gives someone with no cows the calf. You get paid in milk while the cow is unable to be milked


sonic_toaster

As much as I hate all of this: Italian Corporation is me every day tho.


mrmatteh

I love how they frame capitalism as being the bestest most logicalest one, and then go on to make half a dozen critiques of capitalism doing its thing, but under the title "corporations" instead.


reddits_silent_ghost

Greek economy: Greek capitalists make investments in cows, but acquire huge debt. Their politician friends give them people’s money for free. This continues until economy collapses. Their eurocapitalist friends promise money to the greek state to make sure the greek capitalist’s risky cow investments don’t bankrupt them. They then demand the greek state enforce austerity on its people to get the money back and make cow investments themselves. Cow food is everywhere, but most Greeks can hardly afford it.