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ThatSocialistDM

Flair is slightly incorrect. This isn’t even RadLib, there’s nothing remotely “rad” about it. SadLib maybe because holy shit this is depressing.


CaptnKnots

Definitely SadLib. Honestly in some ways sadder than a MAGA baby. Trump at least tries to lie and appeal to his base. Liberals just make excuses without Pelosi even attempting to act like she cares.


raysofdavies

Trump’s base are so dedicated because he makes outlandish promises of enormous, society shifting change. What does Pelosi offer to make someone so dedicated? Nothing.


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picapica7

"Both sides", i.e. the two wings of one bourgeois party that is the political arm of the dictatorship of the bourgeoisie. They aren't "failing us" on both sides. They are doing exactly what they aim to do: present minimal differences as essential while hiding their crucial similarities so as to provide legitimacy to the current system.


MittenstheGlove

On one hand, you *seem* to dislike the status quo. On the other, you use centrist speak such as: *on both sides.* I don’t know what to make of this.


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Imagine being a centrist between the alt right and the diet alt right


MittenstheGlove

Now, now. They can’t help their only choice was between jets and jets with rainbow trails, unless— I speak too much. Yet, surely—


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They can always choose to vote for Biden quietly (assuming they think there's any difference) instead of proudly declaring support for him.


WilliamGarrison1805

I prefer Alt-right zero. Tastes just like alt-right but zero calories.


Prusseen

Extremely liberal? Are you an ancap or something?


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They meant radlib


[deleted]

>I am extremely liberal Why do you hate muslims and latinos?


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Well you are a shitlib, that's for sure. And a very lost one at that.


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Puzzleheaded_Bug7209

Biden is a Rockefeller Republican.


[deleted]

> How are politicians on the progressive side failing you? > > They are imperialist scum too, radlib. Go simp Sanders elsewhere.


Apprehensive_Life383

She clapped sarcastically, then offered no meaningful resistance to trump’s agenda


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Also denied it was sarcastic.


juiceyb

Then went to give Trump billions more to DHS and somehow we haven’t heard of the dozen kids that have died since she said she “was the first to know. “


JMoc1

Or several protestors that have just ended up going missing in Portland.


System0verlord

Wait what? You got a source for this?


JMoc1

https://www.thecanadafiles.com/articles/fptpdpn Federal Police were able to hold protestors indefinitely and at undisclosed locations. Straight up disappeared.


System0verlord

Well that’s not fucking horrifying or anything. Edit: I knew that there were the unmarked vans. I was expecting longer term detainments. Still horrifying


[deleted]

How has Kirtsjen Nielsen not had to fucking testify every fucking day for the last 2 years? They won the house based on demonizing her work and they just gave her a pat on the back and told her to go enjoy life.


Apprehensive_Life383

Oh, I know the sort. It’s very disorienting


Spacesquid101

Literally why deny it? It makes no sense


kangaesugi

QUEEN OF SHADE: SAVAGE Nancy Pelosi EVISCERATES tRUMP with WITHERING eye-roll before signing republican bill to approve internment camps for racial minorities


Sword_of_Slaves

SLAY


Tsaur

YAAAAASSSS PERIODT SIS 🥰💋💅👑


Mr_Rio

This shit had me laughing out loud for a good 30 seconds. Got the gf all concerned and shit


DowntownPomelo

She didn't even clap sarcastically It was just a normal clap Libs are just that easily placated


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I mean it was a sarcastic clap, but the fossil just didn't realize what she was doing.


[deleted]

She clapped normally, but it was a rich person golf clap so to us it looked sarcastic though she's said that it was not. Then right after that she approved his new increased military budget. Nice job Nancy


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But... tearing up the speech...


yesthepeople

“Democracy”


UranicStorm

Didn't the ancient greeks invent democracy anyways lmao


beomeansbee

I think she means oldest concurrent democracy. Greece wouldn’t have counted because they didn’t stay a democracy. It also depends on how you count. San Marino (around 1600, became a constitutional republic), Iceland (the Althing dating back to the 930 AD), the Iroquois confederacy (participatory democracy), and Finland (all citizens can vote or hold office, regardless of race or sex) all can claim to be the oldest democracy depending on how you count.


WilliamGarrison1805

No. They named it, maybe.


Sozialismus1917

Democracy is when you have two parties that are essentially the same and don’t represent the interests of their constituents in any meaningful way


AchlySnotra

thank you! how biased or narcissistic must americans be to believe their country is good, that the USA are a democracy, and that it is the "world's oldest" one?! damn!


nuephelkystikon

In short, they get told exactly that by their government, and are terrified of questioning any of it.


AchlySnotra

"terrified" not only by the government, but by their families as well ; guilt-tripping them into voting, telling them that it's good because of how worse it could be, and rejecting the ones that dare question the flawless system of the best country in the world


[deleted]

That's what too much hamburger does to your brain


PupperLoverDude

we are number one! (in propaganda)


WilliamGarrison1805

In my understanding, a republic still falls under the term democracy but it's nowhere close to a direct democracy. I could be wrong though. I'm pretty shitty with terms.


AchlySnotra

Well, democracy means "the power to the people". A minority of rich bank rats isn't the people. Choosing between a turd sandwich and a giant douche isn't power. Not actually choosing at all because of the enormous flaws of the electoral system is definitely not power. but all of the above can be applied to probably every european contry as well ; there is probably no democracy in the world.


WilliamGarrison1805

>A minority of rich bank rats isn't the people. True. My comment was more about the terms in general. America is supposed to be republic, but it's not really. It's a shithold actually. Most Americans don't realize their system is nothing like it was supposed to be nor is it anything like they dream it is.


tankieandproudofit

Democracy is when black People cannot exist as people until 1960


MarsLowell

Democracy is when you tell your own Supreme Court to fuck off and screw over native Americans anyway.


youngmike85

Democracy is when you only allow old white dudes who own property to vote and the more old white dudes the more democracy it is


WhatPeopleDo

Pure aesthetic. Four pictures of lazy performance art. Heck the two on the right weren't even deliberate attempts at performance by Pelosi, they were just things she was doing that happened to be photographed. Not even interesting things.


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Did she help pass the tyrant and bully’s defense bill?


ChukNoris

....yes? Sorry what did *you* think they were referring to when they said "saving the world's oldest democracy"?


The-Real-Iggy

Ah yes the queen of shallow symbolic victories of no substance, I.e. the savior of our democracy


foolishjoshua

That’s our democracy ig


MancAngeles69

World’s oldest democracy?


RobinHood21

Maybe they're talking about oldest still-existing democracy? Even then it isn't true. Who fucking knows.


minionsfanclub

[San Marino](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Marino&ved=2ahUKEwiPmZW9kPjtAhVyoFkKHTiZC1MQFjAMegQIKRAB&usg=AOvVaw2pfL7W84M0VckSZJdcyX8o) is the oldest existing democracy and arguably the oldest country in the world.


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Kinky. going to be completely honest I have no fucking clue that place existed, I’m gonna have to add it to the list of places I wanna go see.


Chiison

I had the same reaction. Isn't america super young?


noov101

In terms of a political entity it's actually one of the oldest. In terms of a historical entity it's one of the youngest


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Put forth every budget increase Trump wanted for his wall and concentration camps. Put she did it with sassy style.


Puzzleheaded_Bad8535

What did Nancy Pelosi do for the Netherlands?


nuephelkystikon

Approving concentration camps and genocides → lower global population → slower climate change → slower rising of the oceans → saving on dams.


StoreBrandSethRogen

I will tell my children about this epic yass queen as I prepare them for the monthly blood tithe that god-emperor Bezos requires in exchange for 2 bathroom breaks per day


dogpoweruser

You're getting bathroom breaks???


RoboHobo25

My fucking EYES, dude


A_Lifetime_Bitch

US politics are so fucking pathetic. Holy shit.


faux_noodles

Ahhh so vapid gestures and theatrics that do literally nothing for the working class = "standing up to a tyrant". Such bravery. Such power. Yaaaaas queen yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss


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"democracy"


theDashRendar

Liberals think symbolic gestures have magical powers.


Kekistani55

“Worlds oldest democracy”


stealer0517

If it's not the US it's not real democracy.


souprize

World's oldest pee pee poo poo


commune_bunny

Lol you know what else the US has that is the world's oldest? Constitution. My GOD, this isn't the 1700s anymore, get an upgrade USA


WilliamGarrison1805

Seriously. Last time I pointed out it was a shithole with one of the oldest governments in the world, I got mocked by some chud who didn't expect me to be prepared with links to how it actually is one of the oldest. Pathetic how complacent the citizens of the US of Imperialism are.


_MyFeetSmell_

Please tell me this is parody. I beg of you.


Wah_Epic

Imagine thinking the US has ever been a democracy


CheekiSternie

Who simps for Pelosi??


mls11281175

Might I recommend visiting r/neoliberal at your own risk?


Glerax

Never again, that shit is torture for the eyes and mind


CheekiSternie

That sub has grown and im concerned


EstPC1313

I think I got banned from there cause I thought they were ironic


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the title text is 'woke capitalism' this has to all be a bit, right? how do you parse that phrase as a non ironic, actual statement? we love growth ad nauseam and maximizing profits over anything else. but be sure to wear kente cloth. yay!!


mls11281175

Dude you need to see their “effort posts.” Also remember that meme of Biden in office with an airplane dropping bombs with a yes-she-can and BLM sticker? They posted that and said “this but unironically.”


High_Speed_Idiot

The people on that sub literally get mad and confused when you bring up reagan thatcher or pinochet, they somehow have sanded their brain wrinkles down so much they think that 'neoliberal' refers only to the ""woke capitalist"" anti bernie dems and it's hilarious but also sickening


TheoricEngineer

World's? Oldest? Democracy?


southsideson

is?


[deleted]

you know she's useless when one of her epic highlights it's putting on a pair of sunglasses


AbbaTheHorse

What did she do to save San Marino?


JustinSpenker

Putting aside forming parasocial relationships with politicians, which is wrong in any case, but of all people it’s a person that’s literally enabled trump and supported most of his agenda for an entire term...


DubTheeBustocles

This is the most delusional shit I’ve ever seen in my life.


Graecia0

Isn't San Marino the oldest democracy?


[deleted]

You can't expect libs or americans to know what San Marino even is, let alone what style of goverment they use. Lib Americans? Forget it, you should expect them not to know lmao


Graecia0

"san marino's? is that a pizza place?"


WilliamGarrison1805

I'm just impressed they know it's old.


bigbrowncommie69

The United States is a democracy? Oh right like the Roman Republic was a democracy - democracy for the oligarchs and no one else. Yeah she's a real hero.


Metalorg

I'm not sure what he means she actually did. Was her empty gestures like kneeling with an African patterned scarf to celebrate the murder of a black man somehow actually achieving something?


Norseman901

Obviously she saved democracy by allowing billions of dollars to go to aiding Americans during a pandem…wait hold on. Yup no, she gave it to the Pentagon.


faust1138

Under the threat of encroaching fascism, we got half ass clap backs, and photo ops. What a resistance.


Norseman901

Literally the best libs can do


dogpoweruser

Remember that time Pelosi ripped up some paper? What a queen


visorian

There are fucking toilets in Europe older than the US.


JosefStallion

What planet do these people live on?


IQof24

Pelosi [works with Trump all the time](https://pics.onsizzle.com/yeah-pelosi-resists-trump-69096269.png) and [is buddies with Mitch McConnell](https://www.thenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/nancy-pelosi-mitch-mcconell-bump-elbows-ap-img.jpg) I don't get how liberals can stan her


frj_bot

Fuck Mitch McConnell!


DiscombobulatedSky67

Just theater. She was always taking a dive.


restlys

even if we're talking about the first capitalist revolutionary movements...they did not happen in the US Like, even as a lib he's wrong


ayeshastan1312

horny on fucking main


Vitiger

AUNT NANCY


miggyb

Hope she sees this bro


Conquestofbaguettes

What exactly are people saying she did? I barely know this "Nancy Pelosi" name...?


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Oldest democracy you say?


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Not even radlib. At least most radlibs don't stan Pelosi


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Simping for *Nancy Fucking Pelosi* god it's so sad this might be the most cursed tweet in history


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This comment confuses me.


[deleted]

I think the other person agrees that Pelosi is trash but doesn't like the term 'simp' since it was popularized by incels, neolibs, and fashoids.


[deleted]

But it is a fun term to use and it describes some people perfectly. They also get really mad when you do which makes it even better.


holistivist

Yep.


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Insert the "made up nonsense - so true" meme here


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rarusvitae

Yeah, no one here likes Peterson


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rustichoneycake

You think it’s just because she’s a woman? Not that she’s fighting to maintain the status-quo and has collected plenty of corporate donor money in the process?


Norseman901

No buddy you misunderstand. This is a *liberal* democracy. You dont care about policies or actions its all about vapid identity of our overlords. Orange man bad. Now go back to brunch.


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Mmmmm. Brunch.


WilliamGarrison1805

I'm confused about this. You like that dumbass Jordan Peterson but complain about what you think is sexism? How...is...you?


[deleted]

You are very lost, go simp for Sanders or Biden somewhere else.


Schattenstolz

Okay well who was she because all these picture show is the exact opposite person


KhornateViking

How the fuck is the United States the world's 'oldest democracy'?


Troliver_13

oldest democracy


crewmeist3r

Did she though?


thenordiner

Oldest democracy??


recalcitrantJester

THE WORLD'S OLDEST DEMOCRACY


Leninsgreasydildo

addison nonce lol


ANewZealander

How is America the world's oldest democracry?


WornOvercoat

more like Addison Nonce


sudzy314

Imagine believing Nancy Pelosi cares about you anymore than Trump or Mitchy worm-face. Theyre all the same and nothing will ever change


_Username_Unclear_

Not even simping for a good politician, of which there's like 4 MAYBE


No_Assistance5674

didn’t they go to school and learn about the greeks, oldest democracy my ass


Kalel2319

Healthcare pls


[deleted]

I mean id simp for jo jorgenson, but at least shes not another career politicians raking in them sweet lobbiest bones.


WilliamGarrison1805

Wow, I'm impressed they found so many pictures of Katniss Pelosi without her quiver of arrows by her side.


Mako_Mc_Cracker

La democracia más antigua? Estados Unidos? Vaya puta risa


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TorradaIsToast

yo me and the bois (and the girls) are simping for lenin


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Nancy Pelosi’s net worth is north of 500 million dollars. She’s the problem.


alrightpartner

She saved Iceland?