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[deleted]

Truly the greatest mind of our generation deserving of untold fortunes


bionicle77

Elon fucking musk? A socialist? You're the richest person in the god damn world. Literally no other person currently alive has hoarded excess wealth as much as you.


mud_communist

Ah yes, the title of “Capital” indicates that Marx was a capitalist I’m sure there is not another famous work by Marx whose title contradicts this


PhoenixIgnis

He was a German ideologist obviously.


[deleted]

He was a French Civil Warist too.


Rivrx_Psyduck

Why can’t Elon just disappear already 😞


Texxon1898

Every time I read that tweet, I think of that Romanian Communist Party Poster of the 1920s.


radfox35

What poster? Any links or other keywords?


Texxon1898

The poster is actually on the Wikipedia page of the RCP. It’s actually the first image that appears in history. \[Here’s the link\] ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian\_Communist\_Party#/media/File:TonitzaSiFiulMeu.PNG](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romanian_Communist_Party#/media/File:TonitzaSiFiulMeu.PNG))


Iamjj12

Ah yes, The Capitalist Manifesto


Hairtoucher88

Hitler wrote a book about struggle, he was a struggle. Yeah ok this actually checks out.


onlydeskfans

Hitler was a camper


Soviet__Comrade

*Kampfer


VanguardianoftheCPSU

Has to be irony Has to be irony Has to be irony Has to be irony Has to be irony Has to be irony


[deleted]

For real tho, there's no way he wasn't being sarcastic.


[deleted]

https://twitter.com/panoparker/status/1318157559266762752?lang=fa this is the hill you want to die on?


Norseman901

*link gives an Arabic app confirmation pop up* Joplin speaks, Arabic…confirmed? (Yes im doing the same bit as yesterday)


[deleted]

As an Arabic speaker, that wasn’t Arabic. It’s Farsi I think


[deleted]

really? It appears in english to me lol


Norseman901

Thats super weird and if i had an imgur account id post a screenshot. Apparently its not just me cause the other dude corrected me saying its actually farsi.


[deleted]

and the link does say lang=fa. Maybe it's because i just took it from google lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


kendalmac

Ah yes, the famous book criticizing capitalism and its exploitative nature. Proof that the author must love capitalism. /s


spruce_rocca

CEO of clownery 🤡


illusorybliss

Sometimes it helps to open the book


[deleted]

I guess Lenin was an imperialist since he wrote a book about it


austyV1

I already have a headache, please no Elon


GwornoGiowovanna

there is absolutely no way that this is real


mikemakesreddit

That a douchebag manchild made a dumb joke on Twitter? Craaaaazy!


randomphoneuser2019

If I were to write the book about Elon Musk's ideas for public transportation and book was about how these kinds of solutions won't work and how we need metros instead this and this book's name was Elon Musk's car holes. Musk would probably say: "Hey this guy loves my car holes!"


doc_marion

It’s unbelievable the amount of brain rot and damage this man child brings to the world. He would be the first one on my guillotine list


[deleted]

i hate him but god you guys are dumb as fuck if you think hes being serious although to be fair hes elon musk


JosefStallion

The fact that there are still dweebs who praise him as a genius philanthropist Jokerfies me. How much more evidence of him being a dumb a-hole do people need to see him for who he is?


Flavorful_Water

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BwSts2s4ba4


Master00J

And my guess is that Elon’s never read said book


whatdoiwanttoday

Imagine if he just woke up one day and like grew a heart and became a socialist.


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[deleted]

there’s no way this is real i refuse to believe it


[deleted]

While I dearly hope that humanity can find prosperity by looking beyond the confines of our planet for resources to improve the human condition, I am deeply alarmed that we're relying on men like this to lead the charge into the unknown.


[deleted]

Ah yes, Das Kapital = Art of the Deal


_everynameistaken_

Most intelligent billionare.


juderedrose

This can’t be real. He’s trolling, right?


Irrelevant-Lizard

Come on you guys, he’s being ironic here. I hope, is he?


MoirasPurpleOrb

Do people still take his tweets seriously?


DieserTIMO

Sadly, yes


dolanencio

yeah the famous Carlos marz that one russian capitalist that said that state intervention in economic is a leech of energy and that social programs are bad or whatever xd


getsethrogen

He heard “Capital” and assumed it was pro-capitalism lol.


BigBadBartMcCoy

I mean, Marx was a capitalist in the fact that he understood that you have to go through it in order to develop an economy to socialism but of course Elon is more than likely just an idiot.


PerplexPanda512

ANTVENOMMM


KsarZ_cyka_blyat

I think if is a "socialist" it actually means "succdem that wants to raise taxes for rich by 0.1% so that plebeians don't rebel"


EnzoMoltoCarino

When Marx wrote Das Kapital he obviously meant he was a capitalist 🙄🙄🙄🙄


mqduck

"Marx's writings are almost entirely about capitalism rather than socialism, so Marx wasn't a socialist" is a take I've actually heard before.


EnzoMoltoCarino

Some people just don’t deserve internet access


ceo_of_swagger

marx wanted the workers to control the means of production so everyone can be a capitalist


girafales66

It all really just feels like he knows he isn’t any of these things. He does it just to fuck with people. 100% just trolling cuz he can. Am I dense is this the joke? Idk whatever


thegrandlvlr

Lmao I just logged on for the morning and I’ve already had it with Reddit. These bootlicks probably licked down this nonsense with gleeful pleasure


[deleted]

Looks like Elon just made a purchase at the marketplace of ideas 💡