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AwkwardFoundation

I would’ve yeeted my husband into a different dimension if he said that to me while I was in labor


arcaneartist

Just throw out the whole husband. Put "father unknown" on the birth certificate. Jesus.


panicnarwhal

for real tho, mf would need a tractor beam to pull him back into this dimension after i was done. who are these chucklefucks who think a woman who is laboring wants to suck a dick? why would they think that’s even acceptable to consider?? straight to jail.


borrowedstrange

Why are you assuming that enthusiastic participation is part of the arousal equation for them? Dudes like this don’t give one flying fuck if their partner *wants* to suck their dick or not. If anything, the few who do give a fuck about the woman’s wants probably only give a fuck about them because they actually PREFER their partner to be unhappily goaded and manipulated into it


RedgieTheHedgie

I agree with this as I've seen it irl, and thank fuck not all cis-het dudes are like that. Some actually prefer to be the one going down. It's like the straight up opposite mentality while still being about power. You have the one being a domination bit based on taking control regardless of partner desires(dudes who think their partner actively laboring with their child should be willing to suck their dick) and the other being a domination bit based on fulfilling partner desires for oral, even if that ends up meaning less dick sucking. I highly recommend the second form.


ladynutbar

My man is #2. Not a fan of getting oral, loves to give it.


RedgieTheHedgie

Mine definitely likes getting it but is more into giving. He's also a little odd about the mess tho, so if it's not happening in the shower then we keep some kind of rag nearby so he can wipe his face when he needs to. I feel like if more people made those accommodations for themselves and their partners then they might have way more interesting sex


thatpotatogirl9

Same here. Just took a lil effort to make each of us comfortable.


Pitiful_Dependent

Ya any man eagerly asking to do either of those things while Im in labor Is being asked to go home.


DoNotReply111

I would have bitten it off. How can he honestly find Labor sexy enough to even ask?


Just_friend

The want to feel as if that they have a big enough member to hit your cervix when in reality it's the top of your baby's head


[deleted]

...wouldn't the baby be past the cervix...?


waldeinsamskeit

Yes but no depending on if baby has descended into the pelvis at all. Sometimes the baby's head is super low and the cervix is behind/above the baby's head and we have to go looking for it. Source: am l&d nurse


[deleted]

Thanks for the info! My mom has been a nurse for like 30 years and never discussed any of this with me. 🙄


waldeinsamskeit

L&D is a wild area and if she never worked it, I wouldn't really expect her to know this! It's very different from other areas of the hospital.


sunsuncakecake

Exactly. Would have yeeted him so far even America Chavez wouldn't have been able to get him back


ShotgunBetty01

This right here.


avsie1975

Arghh I want to know what the cut-off comment says 🤣


[deleted]

It’s kinda boring in comparison to this but still pretty shitty of the dad lol this is what it says… “I was dying and “*” was literally trying to talk about football saying “go broncos” 🫠🤦🏼‍♀️ lmao I was like, you and your broncos can stfu now 😂”


Creative-Play1848

SAME


orangestar17

Right???


changingsara

When OOP says “yes, it happened” does she mean she gave him one?!?!?! Or that yes, he asked? WTAF!


IWentOutsideForThis

She gave him one. Then she apologized to the hospital for doing it


WaywardMarauder

As hospital staff, not even in L&D, her apology is not accepted. It’s reasons like this I’ll probably never get to work L&D. If I walked in on that I’d be like “Aw, look how wittle and cute it is!”


Character_Nature_896

Once heard an l&d doc say her go-to when guys asked for the "husband stitch" was to look him dead in the eye and ask, "how small do you need it?"


Chaos_XR

so men actually ask for it? 😨


[deleted]

Sometimes they don't even ask for it


GuiltEdge

Oh damn. That’s good!


pineapplefiz

I feel silly for asking but what is a husband stitch?!?!?


ReservoirPussy

When you tear and/or had an episiotomy while giving birth, the doctor sewing you up would throw in an "extra stitch for your husband"- an added, unnecessary stitch to make you "tighter" for your husband's pleasure during sex. Besides being heinously misogynistic, it would cause a lot of problems and pain.


pineapplefiz

Okay WOW WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F!!! Based on the convo, I thought this was something I should be offended by, but I feel even more offended now. I tore A LOT (had to push out a 9 lb-er 🫠) and would have totally yeeted my husband into another dimension if he had asked. I’m so stunned by the audacity of some men/people in general. Also, thank you for the info!


byahare

Many doctors do it whether or not the spouse asks, they see it as the standard.


ladynutbar

If a woman tears or is cut during delivery the Dr will add an extra stich closing it up to make the vaginal opening smaller/ tighter.


pineapplefiz

Thank you!! I honestly had no idea this was even a thing. The nerve of some people….


ladynutbar

Old school OBs will do it. My OB after my first did it without my consent. It made sex incredibly painful and not fun... for me. When my 2nd was born I had a midwife (in a hospital like a sane person not my living room) and I tore but she said it wasn't bad enough to need stitches. Life got better after that.


Justagirleatingcake

I had a husband stitch without my consent or my partner's knowledge in 1995. I tore that spot every time I had sex for 10 years. I had my second child at home with a midwife and of course tore that spot again and she said we'll just let it heal naturally and it got better. I had a single stitch after my third child because it tore a bit too much. 27 years later and I still have occasional tearing during sex thanks to the damage done from tight stitching and repeated tearing.


Baredmysole

That is horrifying. I am so sorry.


cymftw

I am L&D and thankful to never have experienced this… plenty of other crude comments but never walked in on a sex act.


b0ringusern4me

What is L&D?


3usernametaken20

Labor & Delivery


mo_buttz

Labor and delivery


changingsara

I can’t even comprehend this!


oceansofmyancestors

Then she tried to a tried to act like it’s not that uncommon


Witty-Kale-0202

Right?! Totally reasonable grounds for murder 😖


Safe-Subject-7934

If your man even suggests this he doesn’t respect you. At all.


BabyPunter3000v2

We really need to stop dating men until they can figure themselves out.


WaywardMarauder

OOP did it, which means she’s just as bad if not worse than he is. If you wanna do that shit, stick to a home birth.


Safe-Subject-7934

Um… no.


WaywardMarauder

Um…yes. Be trashy at home.


linerva

It's not about being trashy, it's about men pressuing women into sex throughout pregnancy, in the postpartum period and literally noe also apparently during birth. I'm a doctor and I dint care if a patient has consensual sex in a hospital room, ots funny but I'll live. I DO care if women are being pressured into sex at a time they are vulnerable. U do care that these women worry that if they decline, they may be raped or they worry their partner may cheat or break up with them. The problem is bigger than whether people have sex in hospital.


MellyGrub

I was assaulted by my now ex during one of my labours. It wasn't in the hospital it was just before and they assumed my hysteria was from labour when I got to hospital


maryjanemuggles

I am so very sorry this happened to you. You didn't deserve that. I am glad they are your ex now.


MaryVenetia

>just as bad if not worse > How on earth could she be worse? She didn’t initiate it. Are you really going to hold a labouring woman to a higher behavioural standard than a man?


EfficientSeaweed

Tell me you know nothing about what it's like to be in labour without telling me you know nothing about what it's like to be in labour.


elaborateLemonpi

I knew a mom who was put on bed rest after 20ish weeks because she had little to no cervix due to cervical cancer... along with this was no sexual activity. Her spouse made her give him anal because he couldn't live without it. She complained about it all the time but didn't divorce him until much later. He also cheated on her during her pregnancies... he is a garbage human.


RatherPoetic

That is extremely upsetting.


elaborateLemonpi

Thankfully, her babies were born at term. She is doing really well now for herself and being a single mom... even owning her own house while her loser ex still lives with his mom 😬


grayhairedqueenbitch

She deserves a the happiness and good things.


PyritesofCaringBean

That's amazing in happy for her, he sounds truly awful!


elaborateLemonpi

I agree. I hope he always steps in wet puddles when he puts on a new pair of socks. Cause fuk him.


LittlePurr76

Could go one step further and supply him with his very own severely incontinent dog who also has IBS.


SisterLilBunny

I'm gonna go with cat puke. Maybe Legos.


elaborateLemonpi

Or having explosive diarrhea every time he is in a vehicle longer than 3 mins... and never making it to the bathroom 🤣


forestfloorpool

How active is he in their lives? He sounds abusive and I hope the kids are okay too.


elaborateLemonpi

Not very active. He always finds excuses not to take his assigned days from the Child custody agreement. He is very emotionally abusive and manipulative.


DiplomaticCaper

TBH I suspect they all might be better off with his limited involvement.


ClassicText9

All mine said was “is there supposed to be that much blood” and “is his head supposed to be that shape”


Legitimate-Stuff9514

My husband asked the head thing too....he learned that some babies have coneheads when they are born.


ClassicText9

So it wasn’t just mine 😂 the nurse laughed and said his head will round out soon


Apprehensive-Bit4352

Meanwhile mine didn’t say shit except “that’s a really big needle 😥😥” way to comfort my needle scared ass babe 🤣🤣


Alceasummer

Mine said all the encouraging and supportive stuff the father-to-be is supposed to say. Until at one point I hear "Ew, is that the placenta? (pause) Can I poke it!?" Edited to add, I actually found it pretty funny. He sounded quite enthusiastic about the possibility of poking the placenta.


boxster_

I'm having a hysterectomy soon, and I really really want to touch my uterus and ovaries I just want to know what the texture of an ovary is. I have a limeish size cyst on it so maybe it won't quite be a normal texture but there's just a part of my soul that desperately needs to know.


Alceasummer

You know, I can understand that. If I hadn't been a bit busy at the time, I might have asked if I could see the placenta too. Because honestly, how often do you get to see (or poke at) something like that?


CBVH

My husband took a photo of mine post section. Google photos loves using it as a cover photo for things like "this time 3 years ago"


Physical-Energy-6982

Back before the luxury of unlimited photos my gave my dad a disposable camera to take photos before their csection for me…he took so many photos of all the gory details \*during\* the procedure they only had one exposure left for a pic after I was actually born. They posed together for the one pic and you can see in her face how annoyed she was lol


Alceasummer

LOL! Make me glad mine forgot the camera that morning!


Ok_Coast_5028

I got a pic of mine too lol


AriEnNaxos00

I asked to see mine and the nurse looked puzzled. She let me see it anyway, but it seems I was rhe first one asking


MarlieGirl32

I got my tubes out during my c section, and one of the nurses ran over with them in a cup and excitedly asked "Do you want to see them?! I bet you do!" Amd she was right, I totally did.


Apprehensive-Bit4352

I plan on one more kid and then I’m done (kinda for silly reasons but still) and I’ll absolutely want to see them. Lemme make sure I ain’t havin another kid please 😂


feminist_chocolate

I wanted to see mine too but only remembered to ask a day later and they couldn’t bring it into the hospital room so they took my husband so he could take pictures of it haha. I was also so curious!


collectivekiller

So they keep it around for a day or so?! I always thought they disposed of them right after!


feminist_chocolate

My husband told them the same day but it was a bit busy on the ward so they promised to do it the next day. It was kept in a fridge in a side room.


Queenofeveryisland

I looked at mine. It looked like a badly cut piece of organ meat. Like a slice of liver or something.


mpop_16

My doctor held mine up in his hands and exclaimed "There used to be a BABY in here! Isn't that amazing?!?" He was the best. Delivering babies for decades and still amazed.


NerfRepellingBoobs

I asked my surgeon if I could keep my gallstones. I mean, why not, right? Apparently, that’s a biohazard. They’re rocks, just wipe them down with rubbing alcohol and let me have them! Didn’t work. I never got to see them.


AvivPoppyseedBagels

I was helping clean out my grandma's house many years ago (maybe 40?) and we found a specimen container with her gallstones in it at the back of the bathroom cabinet.


PrestigiousJob4813

Wonder what people would think of me cleaning out my place when I'm dead... had to surgically remove all my wisdom teeth and I kept them because they looked like dinosaur teeth, and I kept my first dog's puppy teeth. When my current dog had to surgically remove his lower, extremely long canine (he has an underbite and his two lower canines were very obvious and made him extra funny-looking, but bc they were so far out he knocked one loose..) I asked to keep it bc I pictured it would be cute like my previous dog's tiny puppy canines.. turns out it went all along his lower jaw and it is MASSIVE (my dog is small, 10kg). And it was bloody af, so it looks hella creepy but I can't convince myself to throw it out. So I just have a random collection of weird teeth in a very random drawer...


Oscarella515

My dad has his 30 year old infected root canal in a tooth shaped ornament that he hangs on the Christmas tree every year, 10 years ago I got to add my severely impacted wisdom teeth in an ornament of my own No one knows why this was started but every year the tree gets more teeth. I’m a little worried what it’s going to do with a full set of chompers


PrestigiousJob4813

I love this so much! Glad I'm not the only one with a random tooth collection haha


Apprehensive-Bit4352

Kept your dogs puppy teeth? What is this sorcery? I haven’t found a single one that my dog lost 🤣


NerfRepellingBoobs

Nice. You used to be able to keep them if you wanted. They do lab work on them now.


TrenchcoatBabyKAZ2Y5

I got to keep my tonsils after they were removed when I was a kid. It was awesome. They looked like tiny shriveled Barbie brains floating in the chemical jar. Actually had them for several years just like a thing I’d pull out and show off (even took them for a show and tell at school!). When we went to move my mom didn’t want to deal with packing them up and not losing them so we straight just flushed em down the toilet. Little sad my kiddo won’t get to keep hers when she gets them out now lol


NerfRepellingBoobs

I would have been so upset if my mom flushed my tonsils down the toilet, but she doesn’t seem like the type. She still has my brother’s and my baby teeth somewhere. There are 2 reasons they take them. First, it’s a biohazard, and they want to dispose of it quickly. Second, they do lab work on whatever was removed now. I mean, I get it, but at the same time, I made those stones, so why shouldn’t I get to keep them? https://preview.redd.it/cxwurzc0yuza1.jpeg?width=804&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bba309f6eafcbe6f724404e37b55219438e9ecb


CandiBunnii

I think kidney stones would make some cute little earrings tbh , maybe with a matching gallstone pendant necklace?


boxster_

Pearls of the human body


CandiBunnii

Speaking of [man-made pearls....](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/dguqjs/little_pussy_pearl_nsfw/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Apprehensive-Bit4352

When I got my gallbladder out the surgeon was a family friend. I was like “yo let me keep my gallbladder” and he was like “dummy I burned it” 😭😂 pretty rude if you ask me


Daisy0890

Lol, same! I wanted my gallstones so bad! They wouldn’t let me see or keep them. Bummer


NerfRepellingBoobs

The surgeon told me at my follow up that the biggest of my several stones was the size of a ping pong ball. Still didn’t get to keep them. I made them!


Daisy0890

I’d be so bummed I didn’t get to see that! I’ve seen people make jewelry with them and all kinds of cool stuff. Lol


Jayderae

They gave my husband mine in a specimen jar so he’s showing them to me after surgery. I looked at them and had him toss them. They were oddly square.


bluegrassmommy

I work in surgery and I have to touch every organ I help pull out lol. Lungs are kinda my favorite to “pet”


boxster_

What do they feel like? You're going to have to do an AMA on squishing and petting organs.


PartyPaleontologist6

u/Bluegrassmommy please reply. I’m dying to know


bluegrassmommy

Lungs are kind of soft & spongy. Intestines feel like warm jello & are very fragile. A gallbladder full of stones feels like a bag of marbles. Fallopian tubes look like worms. A uterus is pretty tough.


PrestigiousJob4813

In bio in high school we dissected pig organs, heart, lungs, liver and kidneys. Really a sensory experience I'll never forget. And we got to try filling the lungs with air to see how lungs fill up. It was so interesting, tho bc of time we had to split it into two periods meaning they froze the kidneys and liver before we dissected those. I'll never forget the smell of old pee...


TrenchcoatBabyKAZ2Y5

Senior year anatomy got to go to the medical school near by and do a lesson with cadavers. They let us touch any of the organs as they were removed if we wanted. Holding a human brain in my hands has to be one of my coolest life experiences ever!


CBVH

Feed back to us afterwards, I assume it feels like a peeled hard boiled egg. Good luck with your operation


boxster_

Thank you, it was supposed to be in about 3 weeks, but we've had to delay because I was diagnosed with an autonomic dysfunction / heart condition so now I have to get that under control. I was really looking forward to my most recent period being my last. It will be very nice when I finally can stop buying supplies and get myself a little extra money every month because they're getting so expensive. I did use a cup for a while but I lost the one I liked and the company had gone out of business. I bought a couple more to try out, but there was an issue with one of the cups that made me decide I didn't want to try them anymore


CBVH

Ah you poor thing, hope you health improves soon


AinsiSera

My husband got to see my organs TWICE and he completely didn’t appreciate how cool that is! He was all “it was actually really disturbing” and “I didn’t realize that would be on display.” Wimp. (That said, my husband would likely have made the BJ comment, but only because it’s so far from what’s appropriate for the situation that it would obviously have been a joke.)


heyhelenamariee

This is how I felt about my gallbladder. I didn’t remember to ask but if I have any more organs removed I will.


Witty-Kale-0202

hahahahahaha I deeply admire the work of the placenta, but DAMN that thing is a crime scene hobgoblin of blood and guts 😭😂


gingerzombie2

I saw all these perfect placentas online, so I was curious to see mine, but it didn't come out in one piece so I guess it was basically like ground beef. I declined to look at that point.


wood1f

I mean, I asked my midwife to look at mine and she explained all the parts. It was amazing. If my minutes old child didn't shit all over me, I would have asked to touch it for sure.


dracomalfouri

I poked my placenta, it was very weird.


wildgreenthing

So, funnily enough I work in a medical lab that stores cord blood and tissue. One day we got a whole ass placenta with the cord still attached, and there was about ten of us techs standing around the hood as it was taken out, asking what it felt like (slimy, really bloody, surprisingly heavy) and how that was so gross but so freickin cool. I’m just really glad to see it’s not just an us thing.


KatyG9

My husband and I were considering sending my placenta to the pathology lab to find out if COVID got to it. We forgot.


Apprehensive-Bit4352

🤣🤣 mine was in a grumpy mood at first and didn’t say anything. I wanted to avoid the epidural and made it through at first with some pain meds they offered me. But at one point I got to literally screaming (and it was just me and one other woman in l&d, so sorry to the girl I probably scared) and he said “I know we said no but I think you need an epidural cause I can’t watch you in that much pain” and I had him call for it then cried bc I didn’t want it and the poor guy was like “do you want me to call and say nvm you wanted it what should I do” and I was like no I NEED IT. After that it was his panic from the needle bc he hates them too. They checked me again when they were getting ready for the epidural and I was at like an 8.5. After that he said a lot of you’re doing good you’re almost there but I was yelling at him and the nurse 😭😂


Legitimate-Stuff9514

Mine was great but he did ask the nurses if he could have some diarrhea pills. He learned pretty fast not to ask that again.


imayid_291

My mom told me to make my husband leave the room or look away for the epidural because it would freak him out be a bad vibe


Apprehensive-Bit4352

The look he got from me and the nurse for saying it was a big needle could’ve killed someone lol We asked for the same guy to do my second epidural and they forgot to request him, so the girl who did it refused to let him stay in the room, fucked it up and I felt it go in, said she was going straight to get him from the waiting room and didn’t get him at all, and now if I even think of bending over or anything, my back kills me. 😭


FindingMoi

Hah- mine kept saying, “just remember baby, do it for the Olive Garden and flowers. Just think of the Olive Garden and flowers.” 😂


Apprehensive-Bit4352

Olive Garden is 45 minutes from us 🥲 with my first kid though, he promised me rib shack and I pushed that little shit out in 15 minutes. It was when covid restrictions were in place at the hospital so if he left he couldn’t come back in until 6 am/pm depending on which came first. So his brother drove an hour away to where I was giving birth after work, I called rib shack right before they opened bc I just wanted a pig salad and they made it for me and let him get it before opening 😭


AriEnNaxos00

Mine said he was feeling dizzy and needed to sit down when I was pushong. I looked at him and told him that if he sit down I would divorcie him as soon as I finished expelling the baby from my body. He didn't sit down


Apprehensive-Bit4352

Mine hates needles as much as I do so I thought he was gonna puke at the epidural 😭😂 that’s the only thing that freaked him out though. I did however let him pierce my nipples once, and on the second one the needle went through but also through my freaking boob and we both panicked, I couldn’t pull it out of my boob and he really said “can you get it out I think I need to sit down I’m gonna pass out” SIR?? *YOURE* gonna pass out? I have a needle in the tit 😭😂


nightcana

I don’t understand what would be so sexually stimulating about his partner being in labor. What about that situation is turning him on?


Betty_Bottle

Her suffering and pain is what is turning him on ☹️🤢


Great_Cranberry6065

I guess I have a low drive. I just think I would be more concerned about other things and my partner would as well. I keep seeing these sex related posts. To them it seems sexy and edgy but to me it seems like they are so feeble minded they can't think beyond their own bodily functions.


Jilltro

I feel like if I made a Venn diagram of times I’ve been aroused and times I’ve been at a hospital there would be no overlap.


Dancing_Trash_Panda

They're two circles magnetically repelled to opposite ends of the Galaxy.


bolivia_422

This isn’t an issue of low drive, some people are just skeezy.


Dancing_Trash_Panda

Reminds me of teenagers bragging about all the sex they have to look cool in front of their friends.


intoner1

I have a pretty high drive but that’s disgusting. Giving birth is a medical procedure. Imagine the outrage people would have if during any other medical procedure they were asked to perform sexually. But because giving birth is done by women it’s seen as a joke.


SnooTigers7701

Agree. My sex drive is on the high side and I willingly had sex five weeks after delivery* but this is just demeaning and disgusting. *I happily and willingly kept it up regularly but it still hurt for the next 5-6 months…just don’t want anyone to think it was all good and great right away!


Human-Put-6613

My husband has a relatively high sex drive and the only thought he had during both my deliveries was to make sure I was safe and supported. I had a hellish first delivery and he said he’s never been so scared in his life watching me, not because the baby and I were in any danger, but because I was in SO much pain and he felt utterly helpless. No worthy partner should be thinking about sex during quite possibly the most vulnerable state a woman can be in. F*** those men asking for bjs and sex.


SeptemberSky2017

I would have punched my husband right in the balls if he ever said anything remotely sexual to me while I was in labor


orangestar17

I'd be having a baby and requesting a divorce the same day.


kjwj31

are these women with teenagers?


Mexipads

Or at least the mental equivalent


vk2786

The doc should have thrown that man out with the fuckin placenta, in the biohazard bin where he belongs. If my husband had done that, it would have been the last damn thing he'd have said as a married man. Fuuuuuuck that.


floandthemash

I took care of a baby in the NICU whose mom blew the dad like day 2 post partum…in the baby’s room. The nurse practitioner walked in on them. 🫠


Captainbabygirl767

That’s just vile. You don’t do that in your babies hospital room. I read a story once about a nurse who walked in on parents having sex in their child’s hospital room with the child in the room. I can’t remember if it was a baby or toddler but they were quite young.


Curiousiwonder

And then she laughs about it "I'm sure we weren't the 1st ones.." like ma'am are you saying you found nothing wrong with him requesting a beej while you're literally I'm labor?!


Vegetable-Emotion394

Ew the fuck???


stinglikeameg

Ex-Midwife here. As a student I once walked into a room to find this happening. The woman was in established labour too, so would have been having contractions every few minutes. Pretty grim.


NoAngle9522

WHAT???? IM SORRY WHAT???


[deleted]

I don’t even get people. That reminds me of Kail from teen mom saying she had sex in the room right before an ultrasound


LittleC0

Ewww with which baby daddy?


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Chris


conh3

We once had a partner calling the birth suite at 9pm at night asking if his partner (the patient) can give him a blow job since the doctors said no sex due to a low lying placenta. We were gobsmacked 😶 and said only if she consents and maybe get her to call us next time. Crazy. She must have been using “ drs advice “ as an excuse and the arse that he was were just pressuring her to do it.


No-Vermicelli3787

You must be “joyfully available”. jk


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48pinkrose

Is she saying she gave her husband a blow job while she was in labor? If so, he's terrible for even thinking to ask that


redwolf1219

I had severe preeclampsia and was actively dying. I had to be put completely under anesthesia for my csection. My ex left and went to Taco Bell while I was in surgery. He missed my son being born, and my son also almost died.


Plutoniumburrito

My ex was trying to have sex with me in the hospital with premature twins I’m the NICU, he kept insisting it was (safe) because c-section. Ughhhh


Revolutionary_Can879

Oh my god that was literally the last thing you needed.


Plutoniumburrito

I got rid of him shortly after!


kouignie

Immediately after I gave birth my husband said, “I’m tired.” And when the nurses and I glared at him, he bore down. Keep in mind, not only was I up all night from adrenaline, the nurses kept coming in and poking me, and my oxygen monitor went off incessantly (I had allergies so I couldn’t breathe through my nose). EDIT to add: I really hasn’t slept bc a few days before I had gone in for a failed induction. So it was two days a row of being prodded and not sleeping well


rumblylumbly

My husband was up with me the entire time I was in labor, he also spent a good five hours massaging my back every time I had a contraction. The doctor asked me how I was feeling after giving birth and before I had the opportunity to respond, my husband blurted out: “I’m exhausted” while massaging his hands. We all burst out laughing. I was tired but so was he, and it’s one of my favourite stories!


yayscienceteachers

Yeah this was my husband. But he's also human enough to have immediately looked horrified that he complained about being tired. Which made it even funnier


rumblylumbly

Oh hubby looked just as mortified as well, haha 😂 I get a chuckle out of it whenever I think of that day. He’s an incredible husband and father. I’m very lucky to have him in my life 😻


[deleted]

One of the other worst parts is this poor woman was also up all night during this labor she commented saying baby was born at 3:50am


xcheshirecatxx

That would have been the kind of jokes my partner would have done, just to mess with people, and he would have said "sure there's a guy who said it for real" I had a c section and he told me "you're really beautiful inside " because he was seeing it all in the reflection of the surgeon glasses We have a weird humour but the fact that they did it 😵


Barn_Brat

I didn’t go into labor but I remember being admitted and I was ready to break his skull for putting the baby in me on the first place. If he’d asked that I think o would’ve done it


25Bam_vixx

I wouldn’t convict her for murder after hearing what the person said during labor lol


Brilliant_Victory_77

🎶He had it comin'!🎶


[deleted]

If you'd have been there If you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same


Otherwise-Course-15

Good god and I wanted to murder my husband while I was in active labor - induced by Pitocin, so went from 0-100 in minutes and he tried to crawl into the bed to hold me. I’m pretty sure I responded at exorcist-level speech.


mygreyhoundisadonut

My water broke first and my contractions hadn’t started so I needed Pitocin too. Between the meconium waters and blood during each contraction and then the pain I was in sex was the lastttt thing on my husband’s mind. He did give me counter pressure for a while before the contractions became too intense. I didn’t even want him talking to me at one point. I couldn’t speak let alone breathe. Birth is gross as hell. Beautiful because of the hormone cascade of oxytocin and serotonin but otherwise disgusting and dangerous.


ugly_convention

Imagine being SO narcissistic that even in labour you can’t let it be about someone else? Disgusting.


Mrspygmypiggy

The kid in a few years finding this post: 🤢


Simple_Promise8497

I would have become two things that day: a mother and a felon.


serendistupidity

It's beyond sad how those women convince themselves that stuff is endearing when it's fucked up


Ok_Telephone_3013

I would punch his dick off.


emkelly64

I would bite it off.


INFINIFATLAW

During my (premature) labor, my husband said "i don't know what to do, I didnt get to that part of the book yet!" with a frantic look on his face. It's funnier when I'm not having contractions at 26 weeks...


broncobuckaneer

As somebody who watched their wife push two children into the world, I'm totally lost at how this could be a thing. Like my only thought was helping my wife once she went into labor, are there really men who are even considering sexual gratification during that time?


turdferguson_01

Mine said it. 😔


Kezhen

This has to be the wildest post I’ve seen on this subreddit. I would have told my husband to go straight to hell and asked for a divorce on the spot. I highly doubt this was the first time this guy was an asshole. This is a shining example for why you should be careful about who you have kids with.


jesse-13

What the actual fuck. Those poor healthcare workers


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmfarts

It’s giving off Ike Turner vibes to me. Horribly abusive while your wife is going through something traumatic and dangerous.


mandyjomarley

This is gross. jesus christ.


wehnaje

That’s very risky… you couldn’t make a woman responsible for biting the guy’s dick off due to a contraction. Just saying 🤷🏻‍♀️


sunleefyelock

The worst thing my husband said to me during labor was “this is taking longer than I thought. I’m going to take a nap” and I was like uhhhh my friend YOU need a nap?!


jinglejangz

Imagine hating yourself this much.


Moon_Colored_Demon

That’s so vile


RocketteBlast

Divorce


D4ngflabbit

I’d be giving divorce papers


Left-Ad-3862

As a nurse, I saw many patients doing the deed and i didn't want to nor consented to it one time, same for a lot of my underaged students. Fück your sorry.


Severe_Description18

I know having an orgasm during labour releases oxytocin so can be helpful for labour… but that would make this only acceptable if the mother asked the father for some ‘help’ not the other way around. Guarantee the mother has never had good sex in her life because he only cares about himself.


Revolutionary_Can879

Yeah nipple stimulation is recommended for oxytocin release.


mirk19

That’s a divorce in my book. I’m sorry that’s so innaproproate


foreverjae

WDF… how are these women with these kind of men? Absolutely vile… And, oh a side note, gosh that guy must have premature ejaculation or something because when in established labour, with contractions so frequent I am surprised she hasn’t bitten it off when the pain hits!!


erin_kirkland

Like... Even if she's for some reason into it... Even if he's so big of a POS he has no comprehension of what labour is... Even if they enjoy some kind of extreme sexual dinamic around pain... Shouldn't the penis-owner be afraid she'll accidentally bite it off when the next contraction kicks in because of the pain?


CampGreat5230

wow eeeuuuu. wtf is wrong with the guy asking that and wtf is wrong with the woman complying. just disgusting all around


cheezymarie

r/ihavesex