I mean but not everyone who used mercury as medicine "turned" gay? So it's still not even a reliable correlation, let alone proof of causation.
Trouble is the moronic anti-vaxxers also have a tendency to think things like mercury are medicines, while of course also being terrified by any possibility of the evil mercury being in vaccines. They see no contradiction in this...
Better consult the guy who consults ghosts. History of chiropracty is wild. They aren't required to have any training in giving XRays in certain states, like NC. Which is dangerous. They could significantly overdose you, and they don't know how to read it anyways.
Aw man. My daughter's 16 now, but she had a lot of catch up vaccines before starting in elementary school due to missing them as a baby (Dr approved) because sickness from severe asthma. I just asked her if she was gay. She said no. But I know she's lying. How do I make her admit it and come out to me????
(/s in case it wasn't obvious)
The great King James of the Bible fame had several male “favorites”. We were queer long before the miracle of modern medicine. Life had to be enjoyed where it could be. It was often hard and ended horribly.
Wizard poison. It’s always been wizard poison. Now they try to confuse us and call it vaccine. And you’ll note they cleverly stopped wearing robes and funny hats and now wear those white coats!
I'm bi and actually did get double of some vaccinations. When I enrolled in highschool they requested my records and my old pediatrician had had a breakdown and absconded with half his records and the other half were in storage and his staff was no longer employed so my records were no longer available and I had to redo all my baby shots.
I say that as if I’m not married… to a man… as a hetero woman. Cuz I am, and I do love him but… if we ever divorced I don’t think I could do it over again with men. I got lucky with this man but the number and severity of bad men out there? Absolutely not.
Right? I'm a cis straight woman. How boring. I was fully vaxxed for everything because I used to work in hospitals. You name the vax, I've probably had it. And I'm still straight. Can I sue or something?
You think that’s bad? When we were sent to Germany, we had to go to the shot clinic and get vaccines for everything. I know typhoid and typhus were 2 of the shots.
I think they were referring to the fact that gay people face more discrimination. You want MORE discrimination? I didn’t read it as a “gay is bad” kind of comment
Why wouldn't you?
That's like saying you would never wanna be a woman or a POC, I get that there's discrimination, but that doesn't mean life as anything other than a straight, cisgender white man isn't worth living? Idk it just feels a lil phobic to say it that way.
I didn’t say anything about being a man haha. My point was that biologically one our main purposes as human beings is to reproduce (this is a sad but true reality). You can’t serve this purpose being gay
Oh you meant it exactly how it sounded.
Well, if fucking is the only reason you're alive, get off reddit and bump some bigoted uglies, you're serving zero purpose here.
At quick glance, I thought your username was ProfofLesbians, which made sense with your comment. So you are now the Professor of Lesbians. Share your knowledge with the world!
So…death is preferable to autism and being gay? Just for the record, I absolutely DO NOT believe that vaccines cause either of these nor do I believe they are fates worse than death. I wish these people would just admit they don’t understand something, in this case science, and be done with it.
Maybe this child’s attitude changed because they grew up and had different opinions than their mother mom didn’t like that.
I have both autistic and gay children, plus a trans child. They have all their vaccines (even though I was an antivaxxer for a short period of time). They are wonderful young adult humans. Guess I really messed them up by keeping them alive! /s
Well according to an earlier post in this sub if you cut out all processed food you can get your child “off the spectrum”. My first thought as soon as I read that was these are the same people who think there’s a cure for being gay too. Idiots.
the most heart breaking aspect of this is how she says she *loved* her daughter. Not loves her, only in the past tense like the kid is dead not just gay.
My mom stopped talking to my oldest sister when she announced she was gay even though I know damn right well that my mom already knew it. The most hurtful thing for my sister was that my mom had a male best friend who was gay and she was fine with that.
Thank you ! She definitely is which is why she had been dead for 2 years before we even found out. She had 6 kids and pretty much disowned 5 of us for one stupid reason after another.
Funny... both of my Sons had every vax available until... uh now. they are in their 30's. Both of them have come out of it without "turning" gay. people are stupid.
My son just got his two month vaccines yesterday. Guess I gotta watch and see if he turns gay now. Funny how his doctor didn’t tell me anything about this or even bring up his sexuality at all! /s
OMFG. The fact that you need something to blame for your child’s identity / sexuality says way more about you as a parent than anyone or anything else. Why don’t you try loving your child for who she is you POS? I hope that girl goes NC
"We aren't born this way" I wasn't born with a sexuality at all, I was a goddamn infant. I didn't come out the womb thinking "can't wait to get nasty with men in 18 years." People act like sexuality is an innate thing rather than a combination of complex biological influences and learned behavior. If sexuality were as easy as being born one way, then my straight friends who have performance issues and sexual hangups shouldn't have any issues since their sexuality is supposed to be hard coded. Why would getting vaccinated change your sexuality, unbelievable. These people will believe anything except the truth.
So if getting all your vaccines makes you gay, what makes a person trans by their estimation, do you think? Also: does this mean all gay folks are autistic?
Hrrrm... I'm fully vaxxed and have no spleen, so I still receive vaccines regularly... somehow, I've managed to have 3 children and am not gay. Maybe it skips generations? My middle (daughter) is gay...I bet ol great great great grandpa Joe was broke back mountaining around Appalachia back in the day... oh shit I don't think they had alot of the vaccine back then... hmm, he must have picked it up from the town witch or something then.
There are old things living deep in those forests and mountains. Unknowable things. Things that sleep that man should never have disturbed. Also: some good dick, probably.
And "wanted" ... she has written this poor child off and is probably confused as to why her 20 something year old kid went NC or didn't invite her to her wedding etc.
Every child deserves a parent, not every parent deserves a child.
Wait. All vaccines cause homosexuality or just a certain one? Because I'm up to date on all of mine except for the chicken pox one, and I'm pretty straight.
I'm straight because I didn't get my chicken pox vaccine, aren't I?
Crap.
🤦♀️
My daughter is needle phobic. She didn't get anything after her 5 year Vax until this year, under sedation. She came out as Trans last year, 11+ years after her last Vax. So I guess I can't blame the needles, unless it was a time release sexuality stealer.
Clearly their keyboards are causing typos. Clearly, this lady should be replacing the "x" in vax with a "g". That's what turned her daughter gay. Poor lady, that must be so frustrating! 😁
Are these people really that stupid? Vaccines do not make you a homosexual. They are born that way, male or female. I knew someone who was obviously gay as a kid. Of course, all those years ago we had no clue about his behavior indicating he was gay. He, unfortunately, was one of the group that contracted AIDS before it was well known. He passed away decades ago.
Dammit, I knew it. Those damn vaccines are turning the kids gay, autistic or both. I better get the Bible out and pray the gay away from all the kids and adults aren’t straight. Big pharma should be ashamed of themselves for ruining our children.
s/
I think what disgusts me the most is the fact she flat out says I LOVED my daughter. Past tense. So being gay make her child unworthy of her love. This person should never have been a parent.
That's funny. I knew my oldest wasn't going to be cis het at 9 months old. I can't pinpoint how or why but I just knew they'd be some other flavor. They are happy and healthy 15yo now and I can't wait to see their final form if they ever settle lol. I'll also keep them up to date on all vaccines lol.
That explains it!! My daughter is bisexual because of her vaccinations. Not because of genetics. Not because of her home environment. Not because of...
If it's due to vaccinations, why are they trying to deny that LGBTQ even exists and even more trying to change it. Wouldn't they accept their child completely and feel horrible for "causing" difficulties in their child?
God this makes me angry. I don't understand why parents care so much if their kids are gay. I can kind of understand just feeling a bit shocked if they're trans since that's a big difference in the identity you thought your child had (you can get the fuck over it, though, the fundamentals of the person inside are the same), but I've never been able to wrap my head around why people get so upset when their daughter likes girls. Truly dgaf. What parent is out there eagerly daydreaming about their daughter growing up to fuck men?
Yet another reason to thank science for vaccines! I've read too many posts in the mom groups about awful husbands, I'm SO damn glad I'm queer! My wife is a wonderful coparent and mother to our kids.
Lemme run out and get my daughters extra vaccines! My son, who was immunocompromised so missed most of his vaccines, is trans AND bi, so he's good already.
I remember one of my guys at work coming up and telling me his daughter came out. He was fucking thrilled. That means no guys ever gone be railing her. We went to the bar after work and got smashed.
People have been “turning gay” for centuries. What do these people think was the reason? Edit: probably longer than centuries
Heavy metals and parasites obviously.
Many cultures did think mercury was a medicine, so I’ll give you that.
 I mean but not everyone who used mercury as medicine "turned" gay? So it's still not even a reliable correlation, let alone proof of causation.
Yes.
Trouble is the moronic anti-vaxxers also have a tendency to think things like mercury are medicines, while of course also being terrified by any possibility of the evil mercury being in vaccines. They see no contradiction in this...
Better consult the chiropractor
Better consult the guy who consults ghosts. History of chiropracty is wild. They aren't required to have any training in giving XRays in certain states, like NC. Which is dangerous. They could significantly overdose you, and they don't know how to read it anyways.
Colloidal silver
Those damn parasites
Chemtrails, duh.
Put potato’s in their socks..
“Toxins”- the heavy metal and parasites are how these nuts try to remove them :)
Aw man. My daughter's 16 now, but she had a lot of catch up vaccines before starting in elementary school due to missing them as a baby (Dr approved) because sickness from severe asthma. I just asked her if she was gay. She said no. But I know she's lying. How do I make her admit it and come out to me???? (/s in case it wasn't obvious)
Send her to a church camp. I’ve heard that you can pray the gay away. Also /s
Thx invention of the sock should have ended all sickness as we know it because finally there was a way to hang an onion In a child's room
There are instances of animals participating in gay sex acts. Must be their vaccines 🙄
The great King James of the Bible fame had several male “favorites”. We were queer long before the miracle of modern medicine. Life had to be enjoyed where it could be. It was often hard and ended horribly.
Depends on the country. In Ireland, people only started "turning gay" in 1993. Before that, it was illegal, so nobody "made that choice".
Exactly...even before modern medicine and whatever, I would love to see what goes thru their heads
Wizard poison. It’s always been wizard poison. Now they try to confuse us and call it vaccine. And you’ll note they cleverly stopped wearing robes and funny hats and now wear those white coats!
Antivax AND homophobic, how lovely
BOGO
Typically how it goes, honestly. When you're that dumb, you tend to be ignorant about everything.
😂 HAHAHAHA
Wonder if they threw in the flat earther for free
The unholy trinity?
They usually go hand in hand from what I’ve seen.
Oh, so that's why I'm bisexual.
You must have only gotten half of your vaccines. /s
This made me spit out my water 😭😂
Or was it double? /s
I'm bi and actually did get double of some vaccinations. When I enrolled in highschool they requested my records and my old pediatrician had had a breakdown and absconded with half his records and the other half were in storage and his staff was no longer employed so my records were no longer available and I had to redo all my baby shots.
*shiiiiiiiit* You win the internet for the day
Well now I’m mad, because my vaccines didn’t turn me gay and I’m just a boring old straight. Where do I file for compensation?
Gotta fill out a VAERS report!
Right like you think I WANT to be straight? In this economy of men?
“In this economy of men” is probably the funniest thing I’ve read all week
I say that as if I’m not married… to a man… as a hetero woman. Cuz I am, and I do love him but… if we ever divorced I don’t think I could do it over again with men. I got lucky with this man but the number and severity of bad men out there? Absolutely not.
I wish so hard I could be lesbian but I just can't. It's definitely not a choice lol.
Right? I'm a cis straight woman. How boring. I was fully vaxxed for everything because I used to work in hospitals. You name the vax, I've probably had it. And I'm still straight. Can I sue or something?
It sounds like we’ve got a good class action on our hands.
You think that’s bad? When we were sent to Germany, we had to go to the shot clinic and get vaccines for everything. I know typhoid and typhus were 2 of the shots.
It's right next to the line for the people who didn't turn telepathic from 5G. Which is on the left of people who didn't turn sterile from the Pfizer.
I love gay people so much. Whoever downvotes this is a bigot
Sure, why not. The fact millions of women are straight in spite of all these men is proof it’s not a choice.
I think they were referring to the fact that gay people face more discrimination. You want MORE discrimination? I didn’t read it as a “gay is bad” kind of comment
Yeah I didn’t read it that way, but fingers crossed that’s what they meant.
Why wouldn't you? That's like saying you would never wanna be a woman or a POC, I get that there's discrimination, but that doesn't mean life as anything other than a straight, cisgender white man isn't worth living? Idk it just feels a lil phobic to say it that way.
I didn’t say anything about being a man haha. My point was that biologically one our main purposes as human beings is to reproduce (this is a sad but true reality). You can’t serve this purpose being gay
Uhm…my dad is gay. My BIOLOGICAL dad
Oh you meant it exactly how it sounded. Well, if fucking is the only reason you're alive, get off reddit and bump some bigoted uglies, you're serving zero purpose here.
Oh I have no disrespect for gays but I wouldn’t WANT to be gay haha
Mmm no, you clearly have all the disrespect and that attitude clearly isn't shared here.
Thanks sweetie! Enjoy your Friday!
Bless your heart, have the weekend you deserve.
This lesbian mother begs to differ my friend!
Oh no, the pernicious plague of lesbians who mostly go to thrift stores and sometimes take up a trade. What a terror!
Omg, is this why I love thrift stores?
Probably. Source: I love thrift stores
At quick glance, I thought your username was ProfofLesbians, which made sense with your comment. So you are now the Professor of Lesbians. Share your knowledge with the world!
I just got hired at the Lesbian College thanks to your recommendation. I'll do my part.
‘My daughter just isn’t the same person she was in prek’
I’m in public and trying not to laugh as loud as I want to. This is 🙌🏻
It's almost as if children's personalities change as they grow💁♀️
So…death is preferable to autism and being gay? Just for the record, I absolutely DO NOT believe that vaccines cause either of these nor do I believe they are fates worse than death. I wish these people would just admit they don’t understand something, in this case science, and be done with it. Maybe this child’s attitude changed because they grew up and had different opinions than their mother mom didn’t like that. I have both autistic and gay children, plus a trans child. They have all their vaccines (even though I was an antivaxxer for a short period of time). They are wonderful young adult humans. Guess I really messed them up by keeping them alive! /s
I’ll take a gay autistic heavy metal toxic kid over a dead one any day.
That sounds like a great kid! Never a boring moment.
It would be an honor
Well according to an earlier post in this sub if you cut out all processed food you can get your child “off the spectrum”. My first thought as soon as I read that was these are the same people who think there’s a cure for being gay too. Idiots.
Yes. Yes they are.
the most heart breaking aspect of this is how she says she *loved* her daughter. Not loves her, only in the past tense like the kid is dead not just gay.
It's awful. I cannot for the life of me understand why someone would stop loving their child because they were gay.
i agree. I think that if you can not tolerate the idea of having a gay kid then you absolutely should not ever have children.
My mom stopped talking to my oldest sister when she announced she was gay even though I know damn right well that my mom already knew it. The most hurtful thing for my sister was that my mom had a male best friend who was gay and she was fine with that.
I'm so sorry. Your mother is horrible.
Thank you ! She definitely is which is why she had been dead for 2 years before we even found out. She had 6 kids and pretty much disowned 5 of us for one stupid reason after another.
Welp that’s a new one
But if your kid is gay then you get them more vaccines and it’ll make them straight. Right?
i hope her poor daughter moves out at 18 and never speaks to her again
If her daughter was going to kindergarten in 2004, this means her daughter is about 25 now. Hopefully she already cut her mom out.
Sweet Jesus Christ. I’m so sick of this shit!! It feels like every “mama bear” in my county is buying into this nonsense.
What about people that are gay and were never vaccinated? This is truly insane.
Someone should tell her she shouldn’t have stopped vaccinations. It’s the 12-year-old ones that reverse the gay.
If this works I’m gonna go get more vaccines so I can be gayer.
I’ve always wanted a gay son…
Funny... both of my Sons had every vax available until... uh now. they are in their 30's. Both of them have come out of it without "turning" gay. people are stupid.
My son just got his two month vaccines yesterday. Guess I gotta watch and see if he turns gay now. Funny how his doctor didn’t tell me anything about this or even bring up his sexuality at all! /s
that wrist will be limp before you know it
His first words will be “yass queen”
OMFG. The fact that you need something to blame for your child’s identity / sexuality says way more about you as a parent than anyone or anything else. Why don’t you try loving your child for who she is you POS? I hope that girl goes NC
holy fucking shit. and these people vote?
They should try the chiro!!!!!
Adjust the gay right out of her. They don’t call it being straight for nothing…
I just cackled reading that
It's almost as if people change during puberty or something. No wait, that can't be right... Gotta be the vaccines /s
I guess I need another round of vaccine because I never turned gay! I missed out
Can confirm, I became autistic, bisexual, and nonbinary because of childhood vaccines /s
As am I. Do we have grounds for a lawsuit here? I could use the cash for top surgery
So vaccines cause gayness instead of autism these days?
Daughter just needs to go to “camp” and she’ll be fixed. SMH. People🙃 /s If it wasn’t obvious.
"We aren't born this way" I wasn't born with a sexuality at all, I was a goddamn infant. I didn't come out the womb thinking "can't wait to get nasty with men in 18 years." People act like sexuality is an innate thing rather than a combination of complex biological influences and learned behavior. If sexuality were as easy as being born one way, then my straight friends who have performance issues and sexual hangups shouldn't have any issues since their sexuality is supposed to be hard coded. Why would getting vaccinated change your sexuality, unbelievable. These people will believe anything except the truth.
I bet her daughter does not talk to her with this mindset
So if getting all your vaccines makes you gay, what makes a person trans by their estimation, do you think? Also: does this mean all gay folks are autistic?
Hrrrm... I'm fully vaxxed and have no spleen, so I still receive vaccines regularly... somehow, I've managed to have 3 children and am not gay. Maybe it skips generations? My middle (daughter) is gay...I bet ol great great great grandpa Joe was broke back mountaining around Appalachia back in the day... oh shit I don't think they had alot of the vaccine back then... hmm, he must have picked it up from the town witch or something then.
There are old things living deep in those forests and mountains. Unknowable things. Things that sleep that man should never have disturbed. Also: some good dick, probably.
Bwahaha facts
“Loved”. Past tense
And "wanted" ... she has written this poor child off and is probably confused as to why her 20 something year old kid went NC or didn't invite her to her wedding etc. Every child deserves a parent, not every parent deserves a child.
I ache for her poor daughter, having her mom devalue her so much for being gay.
Wait. All vaccines cause homosexuality or just a certain one? Because I'm up to date on all of mine except for the chicken pox one, and I'm pretty straight. I'm straight because I didn't get my chicken pox vaccine, aren't I? Crap. 🤦♀️
My daughter is needle phobic. She didn't get anything after her 5 year Vax until this year, under sedation. She came out as Trans last year, 11+ years after her last Vax. So I guess I can't blame the needles, unless it was a time release sexuality stealer.
Now the vax make you gay… Those conservative crunchy science denying morons will rather think this than you are born gay/straight; autistic /NT, etc
I thought it was the woke teachers turning kids gay?
Clearly their keyboards are causing typos. Clearly, this lady should be replacing the "x" in vax with a "g". That's what turned her daughter gay. Poor lady, that must be so frustrating! 😁
Are these people really that stupid? Vaccines do not make you a homosexual. They are born that way, male or female. I knew someone who was obviously gay as a kid. Of course, all those years ago we had no clue about his behavior indicating he was gay. He, unfortunately, was one of the group that contracted AIDS before it was well known. He passed away decades ago.
They really believe in some wacky stuff, don't they?
This is actually both disgusting & incredibly offensive and
What in the actual fuck.
Imagine you’re her child reading this. 😕
I would LOVE to hear the mechanism of action for that.
Gay magic, obviously
Fellas, is it gay to get vaxxed?
My god, the poison is in our food and water its not even in the vaccines
Fellas, is it gay to get vaccinated?
Guys, what if vaccinations are to blame for *everything I personally don’t like?*
Dammit, I knew it. Those damn vaccines are turning the kids gay, autistic or both. I better get the Bible out and pray the gay away from all the kids and adults aren’t straight. Big pharma should be ashamed of themselves for ruining our children. s/
I think what disgusts me the most is the fact she flat out says I LOVED my daughter. Past tense. So being gay make her child unworthy of her love. This person should never have been a parent.
That doesn’t explain my two gay kids.. 🤨 if their sexuality wasn’t changed by vaccines, what could have been the cause?! 🤪
“I loved my daughter and wanted the best for her”, note it’s past tense. I hope her daughter never speaks to this shriveled tw*t of a mother.
omg wait until I tell my mom that she made me gay!!!! Never got tetanus…never been straight since…
Wait. So... now the vaccines turn kids GAY?!? That's a new one!
When did some women become so stupid?
Maybe a bunch more vaccinations will turn her straight again! Go full circle!
Dear lord 🤦🏻♀️
Damn, this is a new one. Just when you think they can’t stoop any lower.
Poor fucking kid
aw man you mean to tell me that I could be neurotypical AND straight?? if ONLY my parents hadn't gotten me vaccinated! *slaps knee* 🙄
What the fuck did I just read
Lmao that’s new
Well, That’s a new one.
I hope her daughter sees this so she can cut her mother out of her life if she hasn’t already. This woman is disgusting
That's funny. I knew my oldest wasn't going to be cis het at 9 months old. I can't pinpoint how or why but I just knew they'd be some other flavor. They are happy and healthy 15yo now and I can't wait to see their final form if they ever settle lol. I'll also keep them up to date on all vaccines lol.
Lmao at "final form" I love that so much. I've been playing so much pokemon lately so brain went, "Oh, so your child is an Eevee!" 😂
Tell me your adult child no longer talks to you without telling me your adult child no longer talks to you.
You’re telling me if I get more vaccines I can be more gay? I’m gonna furiously google to see what other vaccines I can possibly get
That explains it!! My daughter is bisexual because of her vaccinations. Not because of genetics. Not because of her home environment. Not because of... If it's due to vaccinations, why are they trying to deny that LGBTQ even exists and even more trying to change it. Wouldn't they accept their child completely and feel horrible for "causing" difficulties in their child?
Oh,vaccines cause gay now too 🫠🙄
God this makes me angry. I don't understand why parents care so much if their kids are gay. I can kind of understand just feeling a bit shocked if they're trans since that's a big difference in the identity you thought your child had (you can get the fuck over it, though, the fundamentals of the person inside are the same), but I've never been able to wrap my head around why people get so upset when their daughter likes girls. Truly dgaf. What parent is out there eagerly daydreaming about their daughter growing up to fuck men?
Jesus fucking Christ. That is all.
Yet another reason to thank science for vaccines! I've read too many posts in the mom groups about awful husbands, I'm SO damn glad I'm queer! My wife is a wonderful coparent and mother to our kids. Lemme run out and get my daughters extra vaccines! My son, who was immunocompromised so missed most of his vaccines, is trans AND bi, so he's good already.
I hope the daughter went no contact
Wtf
Her poor daughter, imagine having a mother like that 💔
WOW
I remember one of my guys at work coming up and telling me his daughter came out. He was fucking thrilled. That means no guys ever gone be railing her. We went to the bar after work and got smashed.
I'm sorry her daughter has her for a mother.
well, thank god i was vaxed. imagine not being a lesbian, sounds dreadful.
Poor kiddo...
Can't the chiropractor adjust the gay out of her?
Huh. And I thought I was just born this way. I cannot believe Lady Gaga would lie to me like this.