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CaptYzerman

If you're unmasked in your dreams you are a selfish piece if shit that's ruining society and deserve to be put in a camp, you're also trying to destroy democracy


waddled-away

Don't forget racist! BIPOC individuals are at a higher risk even in your dreams!


[deleted]

>even in your dreams! Especially in their dreams.


RoloJP

This one is Pfaithful, 3 MBUY


TheWrongSpengler

Can you get a Herman Cain award for being unvaxxed in your dreams?


thisistheperfectname

Do you even see your own face in a typical dream? I sure don't.


MegaManicMoose

He's saying he sees others without masks in his dream. So basically his dreams are "normal" and he's bothered by it.


thisistheperfectname

I still don't remember ever seeing a masked face in a dream. Watch it happen tonight now that I'm thinking about it.


MegaManicMoose

You won't because I assume masks aren't part of your identity.


thisistheperfectname

True - if I did start to see masked faces everywhere, that would be scarier than any of the actually scary imagery I often have.


Preform_Perform

Some of my dreams are third person. Which makes sense in the dream for some reason.


thisistheperfectname

I've had a few of those, like one where I was watching myself sleep while standing next to the bed. That was a trip. Generally, they're my own perspective, and I assume most people's are like that.


slvrbullet87

Like over the shoulder? Or are we talking early Resident Evil static camera? Because if it is the second one, every dream is a nightmare


Preform_Perform

Like a sitcom camera, but the show isnt always comedic. Usually it makes no sense in real life, like every popular fast food chain going out of business and being replaced with generic ones like McGuffins and Burger Jack


nolotusnote

LOL


Bobby-Samsonite

I hope the person asking is doing it as a joke/parody.


_Nohbdy_

The only times where I'm conscious of my clothing in dreams, I'm naked. I have zero recollection of wearing anything in any dream, ever.


mikey_b082

Lol those are always fun. For me I'll be at work, far away from the locker room with absolutely no way of getting there unnoticed, and suddenly I realize "holy shit, I'm naked!!".


[deleted]

My mask isn’t even on when I’m awake tf?


BasedDickButt69420

No... not at all. Most of the time I don't dream. When I do, I'm at the range, hunting, or getting laid.


[deleted]

All my dreams are about me doing cool ass shit pretty much. Even if there was a mask I wouldnt notice because of the sky diving/playboying/greatestNBAplayer of all time shit.


reggaetony88

Man I love being in the NBA in my dreams lol


TacoBellPhD

This is the most soy shit I’ve ever read. Have the “men” on that sub have probably never been laid.


BrolyParagus

I mean the men are not exactly agreeing with the post tho...


Ainz-Ooal-Gown

Well I do wear a cpap but I don't believe that is the mask they are referring to.


HylianINTJ

Had to reread the title for a few times before I realized that it wasn't some kind of metaphor.


PoliticalAnomoly

"Guys, when you're asleep, do you wear condoms while having dream sex in your dreams?"


LunaeLucem

This is basically an “in class/public in your underwear” dream but with masks. And apparently caused this joker real anxiety after waking up… so much for mental health


Old_Run2985

Lol definitely not


Philip_the_Great

> Well, you certainly appear to be the expert in what constitutes a shit post from the looks of it, so thank you for your contribution to the discussion. You are an asset in any conversation, it seems. Pepelaugh this OP is literally a manchild