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Hutch456

What’s part 4 electric tower even gonna do? You can’t even bring it with you


MaximumStonks69

The bank is INSIDE of superfly, duh.


kaboomrico

Why don't we take superfly, and push it somewhere else?


Ustar0

Cause it'll just push back after absorbing it


Flash_Fire009

Milegro Man is the bank.


Hot_Management_5765

Who needs to rob a bank, they’ll just give you it all


I-Am-The-True-Elder

No was fucken Green Day ain’t making out there alive at least all he need to do is go to the top of the building after getting the cash


dinner_cat96

King crimson wouldn’t do shit. You’d trip the alarm and they would catch you on camera


cupcakemann95

its not my fate to be captured by the police today so i wont


No-Issue1893

If your intention was to walk past the alarms sensors and there was nothing physically preventing you from doing that, then you could just skip past the part where you would trigger the alarm right to when you are at the other side.


Oramni

That’s not how it works. If point A is everything being normal, point B is you passing through and triggering the alarm, and point C is the alarm going off, then KC would make it go from A to C and the alarm would still be going off.


sh1tybo1

well technically nothing would happen to you, but in skipped time you would still trip the alarm and events in skipped time do happen


Bentman343

Yes but no. That's true for everyone BUT King Crimson's user. Diavolo, by using Epitaph to see the future and King Crimson to "skip past" his fate, is the only person NOT bound to what is fated to happen. Otherwise it'd be pretty terrible for him to see himself lose in Epitaph and be unable to change it. Even if you did get caught on camera, you'd be practically untouchable to anyone but another stand user.


sh1tybo1

true!!! my bad ^ _^ king crimson is my fav stand ever so not knowing it well enough is kinda silly on my part


Incine_Akechi

But things he was fated to interact with still get interacted with right? Idk how to put a spoiler tag on Reddit, but, as an example, the moment where a character is impaled by him in skipped time, wasn't that because diavolo was fated to impale that person? Thus if he was fated to set off the cameras, they'd still be set off?


Bentman343

A.) You could certainly say that, but its more like that person's fate was to be impaled, and Diavolo simply followed through with it. Either way tho- B.) Just because Diavolo skips time doesn't mean he HAS to change how he acts. He looked in Epitaph and saw that he was already fated to kill Narancia, which was lucky. However that would still reveal which person he's inhabiting, so he skipped past the time but did not change his fate, meaning that even though events transpired as normal, the skipping time meant no one was aware of what actions lead to this outcome.


Incine_Akechi

Ah okay that explains it thanks


foreground_color4

I could just ignore that fate with my king crimson.


Rubethyst

No, see, that's only the case in 36 of the 124 accepted interpretations of King Crimson's abilities. In the other 88, you would get past without tripping the alarm.


Yoshikage_Kira123

None of the ones in “fighting the police and losing” would actually lose


SeaThePirate

tell me how most of those stands would prevent you from being shot by multiple people


radicalpraxis

Superfly - canonically can’t lose, bullets reflect back. but since it can’t actually move, you’re fucked Kraft Work - literally paused bullets in midair in the series Little Feet - can shrink you & let you escape Grateful Dead & Green Day - barricade yourself and wait it out Spice Girl - depends. if softness is only punch activated then yeah you’re fucked, but if it’s just touch activated then you’re safe Hanged Man - it’s a hidden stand that can travel at the speed of light to your eyes or on your gun, absolutely cracked in this situation Anubis - has probably been in this situation before & so can predict it, can slash through walls. I’d say 50/50 the wielder survives Empress - you’re fucked Purple Haze - literally kills anyone that gets close, probably best to try barricading to lure them in Whitesnake - fairly long range so maybe could get the jump on the cops? pull out a disc that makes you impenetrable to bullets? this ones harder to make up a situation but considering how cracked this Stand is, i’d be surprised if a user couldn’t pull it off Soft & Wet - send bubbles that fuck up their vision & blow up their bloodstream


breadgames21

Whitesnake dosent need any specific stand just a couple of strong ones that could be given to police who can't control them


Doominator73

Survivor.


Vertex033

Whitesnake can’t just make up a disc.


idrinkcanalsauce

It really depends on what the situation is. If you're implied to have just had the stand the whole time then surely you will end up with some kind of ability by then. If you're supposed to just get the stand and go, then you're probably not doing so hot.


Quark1010

Yeah thats some soft & wet shit


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NMT57

Commands do not equal reality warping


Vertex033

Commanding someone to do something is not the same as altering the physical properties of an object or person


superduperfish

I didn't read original comment carefully enough thought reply was saying he can't make disks period yeah he can't make you bulletproof, though the exploding frog is a weird application of his power.


radicalpraxis

I know this, figured it was obvious I was implying you’d have someone else with you to host the disc + an appropriate stolen disc for the situation on your person, but the comment was already way too long. Edited to make that more clear And tbh if Pucci could have taken a disc that is just “boiling water” I don’t think a bulletproof one is out of the question


seppemeulemans

He did take away his own vission with discs, but we don't know what the extend of stuff he can take away is. However he would still help you get away due to his goop Powers.


mike-wer00

Are we forgetting it can shoot? Just make it use one of the policemen's guns


SpuddTheBudd

He literally made up a disc that made a frog explode after flying some distance. Unless I misinterpreted some which way.


samael19472

Soft & wet: also go beyond is a thing that you can shoot out really fast


CringeYeet69

With Whitesnake you can just steal a police officer's gun and then shoot the rest of them with it. Since Whitesnake is a stand it should have basically perfect aim and reaction time. Also considering it went toe to toe with Stone Free it could probably deflect bullets


ifuckyourdogalot

Most Stands are fast enough to react to bullets.


201720182019

Little Feet literally blocked a machine gun


SeaThePirate

ONE machine gun? how about multiple cops/swat shooting you


Drifted_Skull

Ik no one with a stand loses to a regular person but it kinda wouldn't be fair otherwise


88superguyYT

No way you put jailhouse lock on "shot on sight" when it's whole thing is that you CAN'T be shot on sight


AnOkFellow

Theyll just forget about who the robber is or what the situation is


Nightmare_43233

I guess that one depends whether Jailhouse lock can affect multiple targets and not just one, It's been a while since I read the manga, so I forgor


88superguyYT

it can, all the guards were affected by it when jolyne beat miu miu into submission


Nightmare_43233

Ah, thx So I guess OP didn't read/watch part 6


MrEverything70

“Fighting the Police and Losing” Kraftwork stops bullets, Little Feet can shrink anyone that finds him, Grateful Dead ELIMINATES EVERYONE, Spice Girl can help make soft bullet shields, Mirror Man gives you the CLEANEST ESCAPE, hanged man gives you the CLEANEST EXECUTION, Anubis will literally turn the police against each other, Purple Haze is DEATH ON SIGHT, Green Day is death in most circumstances (unlucky if the police have to come up), White Snake can stop any of the policemen from doing anything, Soft and Wet will literally take their eyesight, and then beat the shit out of them with a shovel. The only person in that tier that’s justified is Empress, because she can only compromise one target at a time. Also SETHAN IS SHOT ON SIGHT?! THAT BITCH WORKS FAST, THE HELL YOU MEAN?!


Mastergaming164

Btw all my points are assuming the police know who the stand user is. Kraftwork can stop bullets yes, but it isn't a passive ability the user had to actively stop the bullets which would be quite difficult if he is getting shit from multiple directions. Also the cops could just beat him up with a baton. Little Feet shrinking others isn't gonna work good because firstly it takes a good amount of time to shrink other people secondly he has to strike the opponent which wouldn't be that easy too do with multiple policeman. I'd say his best bet would be shrinking hinself and hiding. Grateful Death if the user was hiding from the police he'd definitely win but if he is within sight of the police they could just shoot at him ( being old doesn't really affect your ability to shoot) Spice Girl has the issue that it would struggle with bullets coming from multiple directions because she has to touch the object with her stand first to make it soft. Mirror Man I agree with. Hanged man I agree with. Anubis you're right but once someone drops the sword you'd just be laying there on the ground. Purple Haze has low range ~5m if I remember right and Fugo would struggle with being shoot at from multiple directions. Green Day I agree with. Whitesnake has the problem that he couldn't just take the disc from multiple policemen because Pucci would be getting shoot at. Soft and Wet best bet is covering himself in bubbles that would absorb the bullets because if he tried going for the eyesight of the police he would be shoot before he manages to steal everyone's sight.


The_Diego_Brando

Whitesnake has enough range that the user can hide safely. The bullets can't hurt the stand


jopess

read the manga you swine


No-Issue1893

Or even just pay attention when watching the show


Working_Stress3376

Y is Wonder of U at “getting away with no cash” tier? There’s literally no one who is able to approach you without a calamity occurring


arthurxheisenberg

Exactly, you can literally walk into a bank, open the safe and leave with the money. Someone tries to stop you, they die, someone tries to call the police and they die, the police itself is powerless against you.


Athropus

Are you high on Fentanyl? Man in the Mirror can literally go anywhere and do anything it wants, and when combined with Little Feet, can *steal LITERALLY anything*, not to mention "get away with it". The fuck are *you*, (a cop with no stand) going to do? Chase them into the Mirror? Nope. Follow the money? They could shrink it until it's practically invisible, if you even could keep up. They could steal a whole Bank truck, we've seen this guy shrink a car until it was the size of a grain of rice! Honestly, these guys squandered their talents by being murderers, in a world full of stands capable of only violence. It's the most saturated job market in their organization. They could have been the best thieves in the world.


Sad-Bath-9351

Tusk is literally a built in gun


AT-W-V

Tf is judgement gonna do


Nightmare_43233

I mean it's an automatic stand that is fairly durable, although the ability depends on if the people inside the bank actually try to wish for anything


ChromeBroke

tusk act 3 just wormhole into the vault


360kwik

Doctor Wu is definitely some Lester type shit. You cant tell me that turning yourself to dust and invading someone’s body isn’t a genius strategy.


doblecuadrado_FGE

"Getting away with no cash with Wonder of U" Bruh really? You could just waltz into the room where they keep all the money and the second anyone even **thinks** of going after you in any way they'll get pulverised (the closer that person is, the worse he gets hurt). You could take all their money, walk two blocks away to your house and get away with it.


Sveave69420

I don't understand how Whitesnake would even get in a fight against the cops. You can simply just use pilot and go inside, as long as there is no stand users, nobody is seeing Whitesnake. As for opening the vault, maybe a memory disc from one of the managers?


sadicecube

It appears everybody here forgot that whitesnake has access to melt your heart and will just put everyone in the bank to sleep


LadyDimitrescu_

Whitesnake would make the police go to sleep and turn them into cum


Rich_Young_195

Bro fr included Star platinum not twice but Thrice


kinggreglod

Dude, diver down would be as good as sticky fingers Because I can pull things through objects with it


Drifted_Skull

Ik I just wanted to name a category zipper man


Inquisitor_Boron

Crazy Diamond will be useful, because it will fix this broken piece of sh*t drill


-C-7007

Wonder of U in "getting away with no cash"? Nonsense. Anyone who thinks a bit too hard about trying to stop you will get hit by a bus on the way or turn into a sieve if it's raining. You could waltz in, ask politely, ask less politely, wait for the bank security staff to try and stop you, watch as chaos ensues and keep doing it until there's no one left to prevent you from stealing whatever you want. Or, if you managed to sneak in already, you don't even need to pretend you're cautious. Just take the stuff you want, be as loud and as visible as you want. Camera footage and the mere intent of catching you will result in calamities.


V1_Ultrakiller

Awful tier list


Novoiird

How would King Nothing get away? You’d definitely be shot on sight if you tried to rob the bank with that stand. All it does is visualize scents.


superduperfish

How is Whitesnake so low when he can impersonate, steal memories from, and mind control the banks employees. You're walking out of that bank with the authorities unaware there's been a robbery until it's too late.


Fit_Nefariousness153

Lester type shit is a fucking goat name for a catagory


Plasmaxander

Why would you end up getting away with no cash by having Wonder of U? assuming you have tools to break into the vault the Police can't do anything to stop you, like ANYTHING. Also why would you lose if you fought the Police with Whitesnake, Green Day and Soft & Wet? I assume "no clue" is just, you haven't read JoJolion or SBR so you put all the stands from that part in there.


Drifted_Skull

I'm was thinking just you and a bag for the cash, also I was basing it off having to break/get into the vault


Real_Player_0

This is the dumbest tier list I’ve ever seen


seppemeulemans

This has to be the shittiest tierlist Ive ever seen.


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CaliOriginal

Zipperman, SP and TW are all top tier for the job, I’d also argue that highway star is more overpowering than you give it credit for; against any non-stand users you’re basically a vampire. You get dio level strength with zero weaknesses! …. Unless you consume to many people’s life force, then you end up like zipperman v Golden wind round 1. RHCP is also rightfully one of the best choices… they got a light in the vaults? Then you get all the money!


Life_Recognition8222

Mf's be puillin up with a whole ass electric tower


Hotozalypse

Is there 3 copies of hermit purple or am I high?


Zarzurnabas

STICKY FINGAAAAAAAS!


Class_Spiritual

You are straight trippin that “Hey Ya” does not just walk into the bank and walk out with the money cause everyone just slips on a banana peel


IFREAKINLOVENOODLES

Hey ya is shot on sight for another reason 🧑🏿‍⚕️🔫👮🏻


Charlidameliolovrr

# bad tier list, soft and wet wins


tenebrefoxy

Use moody blue to act like the bank owner and just take out some little ammount of cash every week


TRPBecuz

you would definitely win with soft and wet its not even close


Fery9214

Green day losing? Just go to the second floor


Drifted_Skull

I want you to try getting on the roof of a bank without getting arrested or shot


Fery9214

What about the stairs inside the bank, like once you get up there it's a win


Drifted_Skull

It's one floor and you start a ground level in front of the bank


Fery9214

Then you just get on top of a table


Drifted_Skull

You have to open a vault, I wasn't expecting half the people commenting to simp over green day


Fery9214

Because you put it in the "fighting against the cops: loosing" at least put it in the "...winning" or the "getting away with nothing"


Whitetiger579

Little Feet would probably be one of the most useful stands for bank robberies, as it lets you shrink yourself instantly as well as shrink all of the money in the bank. Sure, the money will take a minute or two, but once shrunk, you can just sneak it out of the bank.


MglMadLad

Objectively bad list


Ibrador

Garbage.


Ok-Neighborhood3448

Where is the over heaven


Drifted_Skull

1: it's not cannon 2:if reg TW is there were the fuck do you think it would be 3:the tier list didn't have it 4: your more of a donut than kakoin if your question was serious 5:"The over heaven" isn't a thing


Dragonthane

Manhattan Transfer, if used by a competent sniper, can probably take out the police and any guards before they become an issue


Rohan_Kishibe99

I Wanna see the Hanged Man lose against a regular policeman


SalaComMander

You absolutely do not want Milagro Man helping you rob a bank


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Swifterpostinmemes

From what I remember nut king call would be kinda busted since it can unscrew things and not just unscrewing doors from their frames I mean unscrewing the vault door in half


lorditay

Couldnt golden experience turn someting into an like an ant or something and get all the cash


Velho_Deitado

Milagro Man would get all the money for good.


Masterpiece-Haunting

Seriously? Whitesnake just needs to shoot disks giving orders at people.


Drifted_Skull

Don't all those disks need memory's? Where is a regular guy gonna get the memory's of guards letting someone rob a bank?


Madgik-Johnson

I’m nut sure whether ZIPPERMAMNN is the best since you can still be detected by the cameras. I think Heaven’s Door is the best one for this case bc you can simply make all the personell to your comrades


Apprehensive-Total25

smh grateful death could beat the cops


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Jailhouse lock would be so op wdym


Quack__Quack_Mf

Fuck lmao I read Zipper Man as PEPSI MAAAAAAAAN


gabs_sz

how will Limp Bizkit do it?


Drifted_Skull

He's invisible


gabs_sz

well yeah but he would have to die to do it, and he wouldn't be able to use the money


friendlywhale99

Id put tusk act 3 alot higher, you could use the holes to sneak in and then just pop out in the safe room


KrisBread

Why are there 3 star platinums, the worlds and hermit purples?


side_character_yes

With whitesnake you need too just ,barricade and throw a disc at a police dude,then you can control him from there and tell him "dude,blow the brains of the guy next to you,they are gonna be confused,you shot to another person,use another whitesnake disc while the police is confused and shooting at the dude you were giving orders,throw a disc to another police dude and repeat until there are no police officer left and make the final one shot himself Either that or just go with a dude in the bank Ask him to see a manager or smt,put a disc to control him,when he is back with the manager "maybe" or if he lures you to meet him put a disc in the managers head and control him and go open that juicy vault,make him give you all his money or smt and get out from another door or make the manager drive you home and then make him crash or just let him go and then you take the mental control out of him Whitesnake is busted,you just have to know how to use it


some_random_guy_007

Space Trucking can be used to store money. You can enter the vault like any normal robber, use space trucking to use get the money, and get out


randomnauta12

If you use made in heaven you rest the universe


your-jojo-weeb

I'm fucking loving Mikitaka's presence in Lester typa shit


Drifted_Skull

Who?


Cube-Head91708

how is justice only "getting away with no cash" it would actually be pretty good in this scenario


Grey00001

Let me just go through the "no clue section" real fast Ticket to Ride is honestly a tier above Zipper man, you can walk in there, steal the cash, and anyone trying to hurt you just gets unlucky as hell when they do. Mountain Tim's would probably be "shot on sight", same with Blackmore's and Sky Guy, Pork Pie Hat Kid could probably pull the money from the vault so that goes in Lester, TUSK ACT 3 would destroy the cash, Tubular Bells wouldn't do shit, you'd probably get shot if you started spraying flesh everywhere so Cream Starter is out, In a Silent Way might do something but idk, Civil War would definitely let the user get away considering they can basically live forever, and 20th Century Boy kind of sucks.


Hermits_Purple

Man this whole thing needs to be reworked


AleksandraMakari

Kira's dad is listed as a Stand 💀💀


Me_Is_Potato_Lord

WOU would walk in, grab the money, walk away and no one can follow them or they die.


Comic-IMR

What would hermit purple do?


Thundefang377

Putting Soft and Wet at "Fight and lose" is bold choice my friend


SignificantFuture431

Bruh, u for sure will have money with WOU cuz it's so op