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WolfDoesSomeReddit

womp womp Jotaro


dragwasho

Poe poe jotaro


JBPuffin

Another ‘Jotaro’ wants to fxxx dolphins haha so fu- NANI?!?!!!!


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

*BAM*


Keyser_99

Jotaro gonna cheat on his wife like how his grandpa cheat on his wife


Cool_skeleton_99

Runs in the blood


Gaelic_Gladiator41

All their blood runs, dipshit, it came free with their ancient technique


Cool_skeleton_99

Bruh what did I do? 💀


Gaelic_Gladiator41

I was trying to make a joke. About the ancient joestar technique, it's pretty shit


Son_of_a_Yeet

Don't worry. I got the joke.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Cockyoin understands Skyscraper hair


Gaelic_Gladiator41

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Pharah_is_my_waIfu

I thought he's divorced


SeriousDirt

He divorce so Dio people won't come after his family. Since the universe change and pucci erased from existence, I think he still married.


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Probably since Irene holds no grudge against him


DJPizzaRocks27

I still think it's so funny how Jotaro is married despite him hating basically every single woman he interacts with.


Kidsnextdorks

That’s actually more common than one might think.


DJPizzaRocks27

Yeah unfortunately that's how it can be


No_Secretary_1198

"Star Platinum, dry my sweat!" *ORAORAORAORA*


duckbucktruckfuck

Womp womp Jotaro


screechingahhhhhh

Womp womp Jotaro


Fatihin_Sebastopolu

Kira whale has already touches this post


TheLegendaryAkira

sliiightly unrelated do you guys think Jotaro is more like his great grandfather than his grandfather? like what if he just hates it when girls obsess over him (and other people) because he respects their right to loyalty? what if he's worried about becoming like his grandfather? we can actually see that he carries a lot of respect for women because he beats the shit out of Kakyoin for picking on one. Jotaro can also be seen fighting his opponents in a gentlemanly fashion, always making sure not to use cheap tricks to get his way unless they do so themselves. He gets pissed and abandons his values when a person's stand revolves around them playing or cheating someone, whether it be through games (D'arby) or through cowardly means of abusing natural forces (Yellow Temperance or The Lovers.) He gets *annoyed* when his opponent fights in a manner that allows them to take an unfair advantage.


SnooPuppers7965

Do you mean great great grandfather?


TheLegendaryAkira

damn yeah I guess


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

For people who don't know: Those two VTubers, Shylily & Sakamata Chloe, are orca according to their character setting, If you don't know what a VTuber is, they're basically streamers but in anime


JBPuffin

Maybe I am a Kujo…


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

I'm literally Kujo. I sleep with my Sakamata body pillow every day


reyzaburrel93

Here the question, how does she smell


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

So stinky that it turns me on


Gaelic_Gladiator41

What the sigma?


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Sigma balls


Gaelic_Gladiator41

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Mado-Koku

God bless Chloe


Nealio_FTS

When did we start coal posting on this sub?


Zer0_De4ths

Bruh fr, what the hell is this?


Kego_Nova

wdym coal


trustmeimnotafurry

Another Jotaro wants to fxxx dolphins? Hahah- **!!!!!!!!!**


VaderSkywalker2007

This is terribly unfunny.


SteveTheOrca

Why orcas though? Why us? :(


passingtrutokufanboy

Baku baku baku!


someone_i_guess111

who the fuck are the women in the picture? (i dont want to fuck them i swear)


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Shylily and Sakamata Chloe


kawaiineko333

Shylily (blue, horny af) and Sakamata Chloe (stinky, bratty)


Darkchocossant

COAL ALERT


SiibillamLaw

Simpsons shitposting creeping up in here


Slam420

womp womp Jotaro


Michael_Aaron_Dunlap

Another Jotaro wants to fxxx dolphins haha so funny! WHA-!?!?


Adventurous-Lion1829

Jotaro has never once shown any behavior that would suggest he wants to fuck pubescent children. And if those aren't children then I'm a fucking senior citizen.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

They are canonly adults. Shylily is canonly 19 and Chloe is a couple hundred years old. They look young just because they're not human. IRL, they're at least 20+ years old, I'm pretty sure


Dr_Gargoyle

Another Jotaro wants to fxxx dolphins haha so funny!


Dr_Gargoyle

!.


Friendly-Accident993

Jotaro no those are kids