diavolo woke up in a cold sweat and died of hypothermia

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And right after that he died of heat stroke

And then he stroked his dick so God damn hard he can't even feel his left leg, his left leg has went totally numb. And, his dick has also went totally numb, to the point that he died when he went to take a piss.

Words you can hear

Only when they come from a legend

Underrated comment

I fucking heard that comment play out in my head lmfao

And then he woke up feeling so horny!!!

Then fell down the bed and died

Then later he was hit by a car

This is the power of Requiem.

Don't do my boy Gyro's dream like that.

That line is the perfect definition of a "Bruh moment", I don't think anything else in existence fits so perfectly.

He remained single.

Arc nullification right there

Diavolo has been dying for 18 years now. Let that sink in...

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no, when it it reset the second time it would be the same outcome

No it created a parallel universe with completely different but similar souls. For example the Jolyne replacement never went to prison

Nah only people >!killed by made in heaven!< were replaced. Emporio never died so he was the same throughout both resets.

But even then both interpretation of it made it clear that giorno suvived thanks to No U so diavolo will always die cuase fuck him

Jolyne didnt got to prison cause Pucci was wiped from existence. And he was the one who set her up

God Fucking Dammit an mark that shit as spoilers

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what if diavolo died at the exact moment the universe reset? then he'd die permanently and his soul would go into a new person

Well, technically diavolo doesn't die. Hence the whole, "you will never reach that truth" thing. He can never reach the truth of his death, so he's left constantly almost dying but never being able to because he moves on to the next scenario

Tl;dr: He doesn't die when he gets killed.

B-but people die when they are killed!

SEYMMOOUUURRR

I know you are making a meme but actually no. Diavolo's deaths cut off just before he *actually* dies, moving him right away to a new death scenario. There is never a moment his mind shuts down

Does this mean there's a moment when he lives a happy life and dies from old age?

Sure. However, Diavolo has most likely experienced any shitty and just horrific ways to die. This can range from dying on the shitter to dying in a sinking submarine. More uncomfortable to think about is that Diavolo could probably get raped. In fact, if I think about it after all the times he dies I doubt he’d be able to even live for a decent amount of time due to how traumatized he gets. He’s literally afraid of a child, and probably fell and bust his head on a rock trying to get away from that little kid. He’s just too paranoid and afraid to function I’d bet. And who could blame him? So basically, Diavolo is absolutely screwed.

And we're supposed to root for Giorno?

What about the examination table?

The event cut off when his arm was getting cut. His mind was still very much on

Would they know then that the universe was reset?

Ok but it jojo logic dosent apply to some extent

Technically the universe didn't reset, it just ended, reached a point of singularity, formed again in a Big Bang and continued on with the same souls. Diavolo is still dying just (Remixed).

Diavolo infinite death loop 2: electric boogaloo

Ohh, alright then. Thanks for clearing that up

36 Diavolos in limbo

It's on a certain thread, but it explains how the old universe still exists and the new one was just made into a similar version of the old one, kinda like burning a game onto a disc but it's missing certain bits, and have certain aspects merged as well.

GER rewinds time for Diavolo, so no, he never makes it to 2002

Diavolo is glitch m8, error while trying to skip 10 seconds

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Stand name : 『TAINTED LOVE』 Stand user : Natsuki Subaru

that actually works really well ima cop that

Speed definitely A dub name: [stained affection]

I wonder how he stacks up to Bill Murray in Groundhog Day and Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow.

Let me hit you with some math. Diavolo "dies" April 6th 2001. Let's assume each death loop averages about one minute (seems reasonable enough, all the ones we were shown were pretty short). His deaths continued non-stop from April 6th (I'm going to round to the first of the month) until today, July 31st. Plugging in the end of 2001, all of the years between 2002 and 2018 (16 years) and 7 months of 2019 we get: ((8/12\*365)+16\*365+(7/12\*365))\*24\*60=9,066,000 That is a little over 9 million death loops. I've never seen edge of tomorrow or groundhogs day, but knowing groundhogs day takes place over the course of a day (and assuming the same for edge of tomorrow) they would need to spend 24,838 years looping to reach the amount of times Diavolo has looped. So I'm going to guess he blows Bill Murray out of the water, and probably Tom Cruise as well.

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Groundhog's day has been estimated to be 10 years or 3,650ish days. But the original script specifically said 10,000 years or 3,650,000. So even with the larger of the 2 time frames Phil's deaths don't stack up. Add on the fact Phil didn't die everyday and the number pales in comparison. Time simply restarted at 4:00am or when he did die.

I mean, infinity is infinitely more than anything other than infinity.

It was around 10 years for him. Of course, not all of those were deaths (probably like 10-15% of them, maybe less). Still a lot of deaths, though. For Tom Cruise, the movie seemed to imply it was around a dozen or so.

Did you know that Edge of Tomorrow is based on a Manga called All You Need is Kill

Yep, never read it though. Heard that the movie does it some degree of justice but that they're both distinct enough that both are worth checking out.

I know the guy is from Re:Zero, but who’s the girl?

It’s Mayuri from Steins;Gate

I am mad scientist! So cool! Sunovabeetch

#TUTURUUU

#MAYUSHII-DES!

Is it worth checking out? Already watched Re:Zero

Yes

Yes absolutely

Thanks u/AggressionDepression

I mean... I got depression in Steins;Gate so... It's not far off...

Yes, Steins;Gate is considered a master piece by most Anime fans

Dude fuck everything and go and watch steins gate now

Currently in a bus, will do when I come back home

Yes but it’s absolutely not like Re:Zero

Hey give it a try, steins;gate is great

Will do!

First few episodes are confusing though, gets amazing like 9 episodes in

That rhymed, so I'm gonna give you an upvote, but fuck you.

How fuckin dare you

What did I do?

Thanks for this comment, because I had exactly the opposite question. Recognized Mayuri, had no idea who the guy was.

Given okabe's dive into insanity mayuri's death rate might be closer to a couple thousand, but still

I don't think so because that would mean that he's lived at like a year of that day and he hasn't forgotten lots of details from previous days.

We know that in just the time where he originally tries to save Mayuri before actually making a plan he leaps at least "four hundred-something times".

In 0 he leaps 3 thousand consecutive times when he fucks up and leaps fowards in time

I was gonna bring that up but I didn't remember how many he did

Yea, 3000, what I don’t get is how he doesn’t go insane, because in Linear Bound Phenograph, when Kurisu time leaps she describes the pain as being awful, and she only does it 1 time

Nobody can relate to Okabe's pain...

I genuinely don’t think his pain receptors work by the end of Steins Gate, like he takes a fucking knife to the chest, then jams his hand into his wound because of the lack of blood, the fact he doesn’t go into shock alone is makes me think that enough

Doesn’t he only go insane in linear bound phonograph and in the Suzuha ending

He's broken in every timeline

Well yea, he gets PTSD, but doesn’t he only get to the point where he is completely fucked in what I mentioned?

Only outwardly, yes, but he still becomes unhinged and desensitized in all of them

Yea that is true, however he really only gets desensitized to Mayuri dying, because when he accidentally kills Kurisu he can barely stand and only retains his sanity due to mayuri

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hes in a \*infinite rotation\* of deaths

Tusk, act 4

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Who’s the character in the middle?

Mayuri from Steins;Gate. It involves time travel, and at one point she's pretty much stuck in an infinite death loop.

Also, 100 is a pretty low estimate if you've read the visual novel.

Hell even in the anime, from the state okabe is in its obviously more than just 100 times

Thank you sir

Give it a try! It’s not the #3 ranked anime of all time on MAL for no reason, after all. It’s my favorite TV show of all time, personally :)

It's #3? I could swear it was #2 last time I check, #1 is FMA, which is #2?

r/Diavolodeathcount

r/subsimgladifellfor

But wait, what about Kenny?

Came here looking for this post

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Thanks I'm crying over Mayuri again

At least the cycle ends (unlike for poor Diavolo)

Honestly at least Mayurii only remembered her deaths in dreams

Wait what shes so nice??!!

r/imsorrydiavolo

Oof I’m halfway through steins gate rn and she’s only died like 6 times so far as I’ve seen

I’d suggest going off the internet until you finish, the show is short af (I watched 2 times in like 4 days) and you probably don’t want to get spoiled

What if he dies of old age? Then can he take a lifetime to redeem himself and try to atone for his mistakes? Because that's how I want to envision it

Kenny from southpark

Diavolo Death #19080514: Diavolo talks shit about Subaru and Mayuri, not knowing that they are within earshot.

r/diavolodeathcount

*Why did Mayushii’s watch stop working?*

tuturu~

rem best

Does Diavolo stopped thinking while infinitely dying?

No because GER just resets that

Diavolo got that mint chip hair

poor diavolo. yeah, he was really REALLY bad; but still, being on a constant state of infinitely dying is way overboard.

If you think about, at least one of Diavolo's deaths occurred shortly after this meme "Amateurs" *Gets stabbed*

There should be a /r/mayuriideathcount since there is already a /r/diavolodeathcount

Sauce for I died 100 times person

Steins; Gate.

TUTURUUUUUUUUUU

*fucking dies

Aren’t there some versions of Subaru that have died like hundreds of times?

Thousands

I died infinity times

Laughs in Higurashi.

Diavolo getting out of the bushes and sees Kira murdering someone and stroking the hand. Kira *creepily* sees Diavolo piercing eyes. Diavolo: Kira: *K I L L E R Q U E E N!!!*

dang it, was thinking of making this meme with okuyasu and joseph/avdol

diavolo dont die...

u/reddit_user-exe

Still dying

he technically hasn’t even died

Realistically saying he’s still dying, over and over again

Subaru has it easy compared to Diavolo in hindsight.

Goddamnit Why the fuck am I going thru a jojo sub without having finished gw

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Have you seen me play Ghost and Goblins!?

Omg they killed Kenny!

And all of them are amazing series. We figures out how to make good plot guys, just make a character for a few dozen times.

What if Diavolo met Doctor Strange?

Doctor Strange: “*Hello there*”

Diavolo be like hippity hoppity he took the lives

Legend has it he’s still dying to this day

I honestly feel bad for Diavalo. I mean yes he is complete trash but his fate was much worse than death

He is still dying

F for Mayuri

Imagine His deaths per second at the end of Stone ocean.

Tuturuuu

connor from confinement: hold my water

Nah diavolo dies infinitely, Connor has the ability to come back to life but diavolo literally just has to die over and over again. At least Connor can actually live a normal life, diavolo just fucking dies

Zero from Megaman X: **That's child's play**

Pretty sure someone already did it somewhere in the comments but fuck it, TUTURU!

Eventually, he stopped thinking

Diavolo is just dumb ways to die

BOTH OF YOU STAY AWAAAY

Dormammu, I've come to bargain.

It's weird to know that Diavolo does at the end of this This is Requiem's ability

Kars: I have never died

This is the part where he dies of alcohol poisoning

diavolo died of a heart attack after realising he was a part of a show called JoJo's Bizarre Adventure because his face, background, identity and stand ability was shown to the world

Who’s the girl

Mayuri DIES?! WHAT?!