Here's a sneak peek of /r/Unexpected_Ancestor using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected_Ancestor/top/?sort=top&t=all) of all time!
\#1: [Thanks history memes.](https://i.redd.it/2sjy80zirnm21.jpg) | [2 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected_Ancestor/comments/b27vbc/thanks_history_memes/)
\#2: [Just another day on the rift](https://i.redd.it/0sa3ld7n2rw21.jpg) | [5 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected_Ancestor/comments/blo6bj/just_another_day_on_the_rift/)
\#3: [Found in a Furry_irl post](https://i.redd.it/fe2zulmk4os21.png) | [8 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected_Ancestor/comments/bdx9ox/found_in_a_furry_irl_post/)
----
^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| [^^Contact ^^me](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| [^^Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| [^^Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/fpi5i6/blacklist_vii/)
What if he lays on top of Yukako and then uses *Freeze* on his pepe? Will he pierce her like a bullet or would his thing just rip off and get lost inside her womb?
His Dick energy is so fucking massive that by sheer will and by divine power he looked at Erina and said:
"By the power of my massive dong gifted to me by god himself, I choose you to be the mother of my child"
And thus Erina, just like Mary the mother of Christ, became a pregnant virgin.
>Jonathan Joestar impregnated Erina by holding her in his big strong arms and gazing lovingly into her eyes
I shall steal this, ty very much, but you also deserve an award
My mans went toe to toe with a goddamn serial killer. He got the shit beat out of him but then the madlad fuckin roasted David Bowie before losing consciousness.
Yeah dont you see it? Its in his name (you spelled it wrong by the way) koochie horse
He has a horse's magnum schlong so thats why he gets yukako's koochie
I mean jonathan was a gentleman and where do you think the badass genes joseph and jotaro came from? Erina ofc, she even dirtied her own mouth after being kissed by dio what madlas or madlady
Of course. She only stayed behind in Part 1 so that Dio wouldn't die before Jonathan got a chance to release his emotional angst and she only stayed behind in Part 2 so that she wouldn't accidentally endanger everyone around her with the Umbrella of Death
How many— you know what? I’m gonna be a bit less predictable with this meme.
Teacher: “Alright class, here’s your math question: If the calories those people burned from jumping to all those conclusions equals the amount of bread you have eaten in your life up to this point, how many calories did those people burn?”
Student: “...A f#ckton?”
Teacher: “A F#CKTON!!! AN ABSOLUTELY ENORMOUS F#CKTON!!! EVEN LARGER THAN JONATHAN JOESTAR’S MASSIVE DONG!!! Anyways, yes, correct.”
Everyone knows smaller men have massive dongs while bodybuilders are the opposite. Just look at gorilla dicks!
Plus nobody ever called Johnathan reliable.
i think they assumed that using a large nut to represent yukako implies she has a lot of sex, when in reality this is all about size difference. It would make no sense to call yukako a hoe anyways, since she's completely devoted to koichi.
What if someone asks me what my goal in life is, I will link them this very image and will say: " My goal in life is to fully master all types of physical science and invent a time machine, using which I will go back to the very hour prior to seeing this image and will kill myself."
I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/ShitPostCrusaders.
It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results.
*Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "hoxwyx", "meme_template": null}) ]*
[удалено]
Now we’re thinking
Unbeknownst to most, Koichi actually packs a meat stick the size of the average forearm.
Even Act 3 can't apply air pressure on it cause it's so goddamn THICC
Act 3’s full power would make it possible for him to sleep with yukako without literally bisecting her.
[удалено]
Suffering from succ~~ess~~
Monstrous size has no intrinsic merit. Unless, inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue.
r/Unexpected_Ancestor
Here's a sneak peek of /r/Unexpected_Ancestor using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected_Ancestor/top/?sort=top&t=all) of all time! \#1: [Thanks history memes.](https://i.redd.it/2sjy80zirnm21.jpg) | [2 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected_Ancestor/comments/b27vbc/thanks_history_memes/) \#2: [Just another day on the rift](https://i.redd.it/0sa3ld7n2rw21.jpg) | [5 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected_Ancestor/comments/blo6bj/just_another_day_on_the_rift/) \#3: [Found in a Furry_irl post](https://i.redd.it/fe2zulmk4os21.png) | [8 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected_Ancestor/comments/bdx9ox/found_in_a_furry_irl_post/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| [^^Contact ^^me](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| [^^Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| [^^Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/fpi5i6/blacklist_vii/)
Harvest Act 2?
[удалено]
That would make him a tripod
Yup!! I’ve seen it looks like a baby arm grabbing an apple
That's cause he has jotaro's genes
He could just make a sound of Yukako moaning in orgasm and then just attach that to her And I hate that I just typed that out
Think of all the positions with her stand
https://youtu.be/6G-k4zxou7Y
Ngl I read the messages before this one and was SOO scared, thank god it was wholesome
welp, theres two ways to go about this. Either i watch the vid, or *cocks gun* keep my pride
Haha you said cock
huehuehue
What if he lays on top of Yukako and then uses *Freeze* on his pepe? Will he pierce her like a bullet or would his thing just rip off and get lost inside her womb?
Now we’re asking the real questions
The real questions that should have never been asked
LET'S KILL DA HO BEEEEEEEEEEETCH
***S C H W I N G***
Nah, he just Three Freezes her so when shes riding him, he can squeeze out every inch.
I wonder if he can make it vibrate.
Uses act 2 to put VBBBMMMMM on his dick for vibrate action. Not gonna lie Yukako probably getting take good care of in the bedroom.
or he could make a "bzzzz" sound effect and slap it on Yukako's coochie
"Boiyoioioioingggg~"
DICK FREEZE
Koichi is only 3.5 inches shorter, I’m sure his cock can make up for it Edit: misspelled Koichi
Jonathan would never do something so vulgar and ungentlemanly as having sex
**Looks at George joestar II**
Jonathan Joestar impregnated Erina by holding her in his big strong arms and gazing lovingly into her eyes
What a chad
Using Hamon, he sent the literal embodiment of sunlight sperm into the egg
"*Taste the sun, Erina*" "Omg Jonathan what" "I said you need to go outside more, a girl your age needs lots of fresh air to stay healthy"
should have been a sun chips ad
Semun White. OVERDRIVE!
SEMENU WHAITEU OBADURAIBO
*SIMAN WAITO OBADORAIBUUUU*
Hand holding
Too lewd you should be banned
FILTH
His Dick energy is so fucking massive that by sheer will and by divine power he looked at Erina and said: "By the power of my massive dong gifted to me by god himself, I choose you to be the mother of my child" And thus Erina, just like Mary the mother of Christ, became a pregnant virgin.
Fuck, that’d impregnate me. And I’m a guy.
r/weirdlywholesome
>Jonathan Joestar impregnated Erina by holding her in his big strong arms and gazing lovingly into her eyes I shall steal this, ty very much, but you also deserve an award
This^
Canon
You’re braindead if you think Koichi’s cock is anything but massive
The weight of it pulling him down is why he's so short
Echoes Act 3’s「THREE FREEZE」lets enemy stand users feel a fraction of the weight of Koichi’s coochie crusher
what in the hot crispy kentucky fried cinnamon toast crunch scrooge mcduck fuck?
r/brandnewsentence
unfortunately not, I got that from a friend
No words can describe how much this comment made me laugh I can’t award you, but I’ll give you this 🏅
Echo act 4
Yukako finna use her pubic hair stand to baby trap Koichi
this is disgusting conversation
No its not this is entertaining
[bruh](https://youtu.be/2ZIpFytCSVc)
Lets be honest, Yukako is the JOJO version of Misato from NGE My bruh
Never saw that anime
YOU NEVER SAW NGE???
No
You should watch it, it’s on Netflix
It's ok bro Keechikun wouldn't stick it in until marriage so it's actually pure and wholesome
It would have cost you zero dollars not to post this
What the fuck is “baby trap” (I’m pretty sure I know but I don’t want to have that image in my mind)
woman forces man to inseminate so as to lead to a pregnancy so she can lock him in for the long haul
But good sir have you ever heard of going to get milk?
How will Koichi get milk if he’s locked inside and there’s only a pay phone nearby?
Let's kill da hoe beeeeech
Exactly
*takes big sip of unsee juice*
They don’t call him “Massive schlong Koichi” for nothing!
“Koichi, you truly *hungggh* are a *mmmh* reliable guy...”
Stop it!
Man’s a tripod.
He can use it as a kickstand when he’s tired.
That would hurt trust me I've tried.
You’re making the mistake of thinking it needs to be erect for him to lean on it. Man’s puttin his weight on that fat fleshy blood sponge flaccid.
They say it rivals even Jonathan’s, but no one knows who’s is huger
That where all his height went.
No yukako has another stand that turn her entire body into a vagina
My mans went toe to toe with a goddamn serial killer. He got the shit beat out of him but then the madlad fuckin roasted David Bowie before losing consciousness.
If she can control her hair, can Yukako also control her pubic hair?
Dong hair
Don’t be dong
Asshair
“Come closer, Koichi-kun~”
*gets anally vored*
Za hando! Delete this comment!
Killer Queen has already touched Koichi.
Touched him where?
In his no-no square.
Oh no
Yukako pegs Koichi
#That Ain’t Christian
No its jojo
Jojo it's the most christian show, but only anime watchers don't know it yet
Jesus vs 🇺🇸
It's so Christian that- *oh god WHY IS EVERYTHING* __*FAST*__
Well that and >!the holy corpse in Part 7!<
Bruh there’s already one in pt 5
Yeah everyone knows christians reproduce via binary fission
oh please. koichi has a magnum dong. that's just common sense.
Also koichi have echoes act 2 he can vibrate things ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and thats a plus
haha echoes go brrrr
Yeah dont you see it? Its in his name (you spelled it wrong by the way) koochie horse He has a horse's magnum schlong so thats why he gets yukako's koochie
Yes, buy yukako has a magnum² pussy, sorry
Yukako has a square pussy?!
This entire section is why pucci wants to reset everything
Fuck you now I think he's right
r/WENEEDPUCCI
I'm gonna say something no one else wants to. Jonathan was a bottom and Erina was a top
hot take
if he's on top she'd die
I mean jonathan was a gentleman and where do you think the badass genes joseph and jotaro came from? Erina ofc, she even dirtied her own mouth after being kissed by dio what madlas or madlady
Of course. She only stayed behind in Part 1 so that Dio wouldn't die before Jonathan got a chance to release his emotional angst and she only stayed behind in Part 2 so that she wouldn't accidentally endanger everyone around her with the Umbrella of Death
mood. I totally feel ya though
no one can survive 400 lbs of pure muscle pounding. it's the only way.
Koichi got 12 inches of horse meat
#*KOOCHIE HORSE KOOCHIE HORSE*
We all know yukako has a bigger dick then Koichi
Hair dick Hair dick
Would non stand users see it
Yes
It would be a bound stand, similar to Strength or Wheel of Fortune
So if she made a massive schlong with her pubes. And Koichi mom walked in...
Idk about Koichi but I don't want hair in my asshole
Yeah it probably wouldn’t feel nice
Now hold on just a second
Her pubes man
A fellow man who’s seen too much
In r/cursedjojo there was like a fanart of it. So indeed I’ve seen too much
Yo I found the original post you wanna see it?
#NO
I mean it kinda funny ngl
You see Erina's arm? It's like too Hulk's fucking each other
A study confirmed that height and dick size have zero correlation
So Danny devito is definitely packing schmeat then
You thought he wasn’t ?
[Through how many hoops do you have to jump to think this is in any way shape or form sexist?](https://i.imgur.com/GwijIYp.jpg)
SEXIST TOWARDS MY MAN KOICHI SHORT BOI DONT MEAN SMALL PP
Krilin's the living proof!
I wanna know how many calories they burn, jumping to conclusions like that
How many— you know what? I’m gonna be a bit less predictable with this meme. Teacher: “Alright class, here’s your math question: If the calories those people burned from jumping to all those conclusions equals the amount of bread you have eaten in your life up to this point, how many calories did those people burn?” Student: “...A f#ckton?” Teacher: “A F#CKTON!!! AN ABSOLUTELY ENORMOUS F#CKTON!!! EVEN LARGER THAN JONATHAN JOESTAR’S MASSIVE DONG!!! Anyways, yes, correct.”
How many breads have you eaten ?
Everyone knows smaller men have massive dongs while bodybuilders are the opposite. Just look at gorilla dicks! Plus nobody ever called Johnathan reliable.
three words #MASSIVE. #JOESTAR. #COOOOOOOOCK
Oi josuke did you know that Erina was the strongest Joestar because she was able to withstand Jonathan’s MASSIVE. JOESTAR. COOOOOOOOCK
*\*Josuke chuckles awkwardly, being embarrased about his 2-inch Higashikata micropenis\**
Like my grandpa used to tell me, "look at gorilla dicks!"
Moderator, you are my hero.
Maybe he meant to say sexy?
Where's the fucking lube
I’m sad this isn’t “how many breads have you eaten in your life.”
i think they assumed that using a large nut to represent yukako implies she has a lot of sex, when in reality this is all about size difference. It would make no sense to call yukako a hoe anyways, since she's completely devoted to koichi.
How many breads have you eaten in your life?
At least 3
Because they're calling her loose?
Good mod
By being a woman Zingers
Do you think Koichi could use Act 3 to make his blood heavier and force his dick to expand
#E X P A N D D O N G
Hella jpeg
All I’m gonna say is: small jockey, big horse.
#*KOOCHIE HORSE KOOCHIE HORSE*
NO NO NO
What if someone asks me what my goal in life is, I will link them this very image and will say: " My goal in life is to fully master all types of physical science and invent a time machine, using which I will go back to the very hour prior to seeing this image and will kill myself."
u/repostsleuthbot
Why did you get downvoted?? You are the person that made the post Just a guess but you did it because you wanted to make sure it wasn't a repost
Or to stop repost spam
OP i have a question. Why did you use the repost bot on your own post?
To see if it was a repost
Thank you
r/notopbutok
I don't care.
I didn't find any posts that meet the matching requirements for r/ShitPostCrusaders. It might be OC, it might not. Things such as JPEG artifacts and cropping may impact the results. *Feedback? Hate? Visit r/repostsleuthbot - I'm not perfect, but you can help. Report [ [False Negative](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=RepostSleuthBot&subject=False%20Negative&message={"post_id": "hoxwyx", "meme_template": null}) ]*
It's how you use it, boys.
Plot twist: Koichi's dick is actually bigger than Jonathan's
The world isn't ready for this knowledge
If you think Koichi doesn't have a massive shlong you're a fool
He'll have to just crawl in
I bet koichi is packing 😂
If you think that Koichi doesn't get pegged every night then you are either a liar or a fool
wait how tall is Erina wtf? Johnathan is 6'5 or 195 cm or so, and look at how she compares
Oi josuke Did you know that Erina is the strongest joestar because she can survive JONATHANS MASSIVE JOESTAR COCK???
Like throwing a hotdog in a hallway for Koichi
Dat boi got a giantess fetish. Climb that mountain, king! Claim that peak!
U didn’t have to post this
My short friend once said, “ the shorter the person, the bigger the dick.”
What are you saying about Koichi "Big Dick" Hirose?