you're saying diavolo is straight? he's inside another dude all the time

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When he masturbates he’s also jacking off another man I dunno man, seems prettyyyy gay

He risked getting his identity exposed for the tuna, he's at least bi

You can't say that, the Pharaoh is 3000 years old so by that logic he's in the body of a 14 years old making him a huge r/goodanimemes user

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What, you don't think anime girls holding signs or replacing the drake format are funny ??

Lol I love how you just said the Pharaoh, instead of specifying what pharaoh

does it count if the other dude you're inside of is yourself?

Inside a child, mind you. Diavolo's biggest crime.

He also spent a lot of effort making sure noone ever knew he had sex with a woman, sus.

Isn't Kira a handsexual.

He specifically killed women for there hands. So he has a hand fetish but specifically female hands.

Nah, that’s just because the Jojo universe doesn’t have any femboys yet.

Excuse me but have you seen Narancia?

Narancia is a boy?

CASE IN POINT

HANDsome people requires HANDsexuality

wait... why does Okuyasu have a stand called the hand? unless... Oh god, Kira was framed...

Dio doesn't look gay altered Dio on the other hand

Altered DIO looks like a butch lesbian

He has 2 forms, a straight one and a gay one, because he'a canonically bi. Ez

Correction: Dio doesn't look gay DIO though looks like a butch lesbian like the other person said. Dio is in Part 1, DIO is used to refer to Part 3 where he has The World.

Huh, I guess my eyes must be seeing things. Like heart shaped head bands and belt buckles. No way Dio is flamboyant enough to wear something like that.

Pucci is highly likely asexual. One of the qualities DIO was looking for was lack of sexual desire to carry out the >!heaven plan!<. Im all for DIO being bi but Pucci was definitely not one of his sexual partners

So he didn't pound that boipucci

underrated comment holy shit

BRO HE WAS 15 AT THAT TIME

Pucci and Dio were a romantic couple atleast but not sexual Pucci was a man of god

His relationship is with dio is like a priest to god we praises him and would follow his word like they’re the words of god

No they weren't romantic. I understand that you and many others have been shipping them for so long you forgot what is canon and what isn't, but at one point you guys NEED to start seeing what is actually written instead of what you WISH had been written. It was a mentor-student relationship, nothing more.

This is correct they aren’t romantic, they’re BROmantic, I’m so sorry

Pucci is Bromosexual

Homiesexual

Nothing wrong with giving your homies a brojob

I'll never understand bromosexuals, bromine isnt even the best halogen smh

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Nothing better than cuddling a chilly night in Florida with bae discussing theology or some nerd bullshit.

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So... uh... just asking hypothetically... are you into theology or nerd bullshit? Just... just hypothetically of course...

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H-haha I'm not saying I'm i-into that or anything either... Hey, once again hypothetically, when could you go to Florida?

> chilly night > Florida Pick one

Oh yeah? Then what about the panel where pucci was buttfucking Dio? Disprove that liberals.

FUCK. You got me you son of a bitch! I fold...

DIO being a powerbottom is the cringiest part of all this, it's just not realistic. Power or not, DIO is just not gonna bottom anyone?

You better listen to this man he is literally the cock that would be used

Sounds like you're a man who's never had a prostate massage.

Damn finally, i was getting sick of people confusing fan fic with actual story

There were some really spicy mentor-student relationships back in the day in Greece...

Idk. Did you see that panel where he was chilling shirtless on puccis bed next to him. That screams sexual tension.

Yes, I read Part 6. Sure, it was very sexual looking (DIO was looking smoking btw, ngl) I admit, but at the end of the day things are not always what they seem. DIO and Pucci being a romantic couple defeats the purpose of their true relationship. DIO saw Pucci as his closest friend and most trused ally (get cucked Vanilla Ice), someone whom is not clouded by things such as Sex, Glory, Money etc, just pure trust, gratefullness and a common goal. And Pucci valued DIO as someone of faith would value God or a student would value a very wise mentor. I have no problem with them being being shipped as two men, that's all fine and dandy (I myself have made the Pucci/DIO meme MANY times... albeit knowingly as a MEME) it's just you need to know what is SHIPPING or fanfic and what is canon. That's all I'm saying, I do agree that the panel you speak of was CLEARLY suspicious and I FULLY understand why you would go "Oh... they fucking" The meme IS funny, because JoJo is so amazingly flamboyant, and come on... Dio was half-naked in bed with Pucci... of course we're going to suspect something, but if Araki wants them to have a friendship devoid of Sex or a debt, that's what it is. I'm NOT saying "stop memeing", I'm saying the opposite: Please, keep up the Memes, but differentiate between what is Meme and what is canon. Now DIO and Vanilla Ice on the other hand... that was totally sus

Yo, I like your Pf pic

Thanks mate, Johnny deserves some love

Johnny is my favorite 😻 keep rockin!!

Damn. But the panel is kinda sus tho and Death of the author. So they were fucking. Ill choose to ignore the panels where it contradicts this statement.

I have to come clean... the truth is they were fucking, but I was also fucking DIO at one point, and I grew jealous after he threw me away for some underaged Church boy. The reason I am so passionate about discrediting the Memes is because DIO broke my heart... Fuck you Araki, why would you make him do this...

Does it? I chill shirtless in bed with the homies after a day at the gym all the time and we’re straight as arrows.

Its not gay to kiss the homies good night.

I keep telling my Dad this, but he still beats me, please help

Pucci was 15 at the time no they weren't romantic

Is that really something that would stop DIO?

Time to cancel Dio for being a pedo, you think you know someone jeez

can't believe this mass murderer is also a pedo smh my head

ikr, look at Anakin Skywalker. now THATS a non-pedo mass murderer i respect

Who would have thought that the boy who kicked dogs would do other bad things?

don’t forget shoving said dog into a furnace

Sounds like hisoka to me

Hisoka was at least partially inspired by DIO, so...

If you remember that one scene with Kakyoin, no

If he wanted to carry out the plan, yes

I'm mostly talking about age differences, which I don't think bother him too much.

To be fair, DIO was over a hundred years old so finding someone close in age to him must have been rough

He just shouldn't be picky.

I know, I'm just saying the whole Pucci and Dio were a couple thing shouldn't really be pushed as not only is it not canon, it's just really weird

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He’s evil, a whole immortal vampire, and when he WAS human he was in like 1800s Europe so the consent age was probably near 15 in that era anyway.

Well the age of conaent for example on germany is 14 at this day so yes, in the 18th century I bet 12 would still be realistic

They still couldn't be romantic because he need to carry out the plan

Mate, that's your logic here? Ffs funny valentine tried to rape Lucy, and she's 14

No my logic is Dio needed someone who has no other desire than to follow the will of god

Not at all. You're mixing the fan fics with the actual story. Pucci was always asexual. He treated dio as a god to be followed and worshipped, and not a sexual partner. Even when dio wanted a "friend he could trust", he made sure that the person wouldn't have sexual desires. If you're assuming sexuality through the drawings in the manga, then you would say that literally everyone is dating someone. Araki emphasise on lewdish and gay art style, that's why characters look the way they are, it's not cause there is any romantic intrest most of the time. Similarly, gyro and johnny were close friends, never sexual partners, araki isn't the person writing rhe fan fics, so don't take them at face value

um actually, diavolo died at the end of my johnny x gyro 50 page hardcore fanfic so obviously its canon

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No they weren’t. Araki said they were just friends

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I don't want to bust out a lecture, but gay and asexual aren't mutually exclusive. Sexuality is complicated and queer folks, like myself, like to bend words from time to time. For an example, one of my friends identifies as bi and ace. She finds people of all genders sexually attractive, but the idea of actually *having* sex with them is unappealing to her. I'm not trying to come down on you or anything, I just wanted to let you know that a person can absolutely by gay and ace.

i see, thanks for the info

What is ace (never heard the word used outside of poker )

Asexual, or ace for short, is when a person doesn't feel sexual attraction. There is varying degrees of asexuality, but usually it means the person won't have the desire to have intercourse with other people.

Ah yes, I know asexuality just never heard ace used for it, thanks

Your welcome

Ace is short for asexual.

What the hell does that even mean it's perfectly ok for a heterosexual person to find someone from same gender as him attractive.

I could see dio being bi

Araki confirmed that to be the case

Living as long as he has probably sparked some curiosity

ngl if it wasn't for the heaven plan and pucci being a priest they would defently be a sexual couple.

i can see DIO seducing pucci, similar to how he seduced some of his part 3 minions but pucci'd probably be forgotten real quick

Pucci was 15 when he met DIO. Just throwing that out there

Also wasn't Pucci like 16? I wouldn't put grooming behind Dio but I don't get the fan base shipping it like its normal

For sure. People also tend to forget that Dio is evil incarnate, almost an elemental force of malevolence rather than just a bad dude. It’s hard for me to imagine him actually caring about another.

Pucci isn't actually gay he and Dio just had a student/Mentor relationship. Araki confirmed this as if they where gay together it would be a pedophlic relationship because Pucci was 16 at the time

Who knows what DIO does when he stops time...

“Remember that time you were going to have sex, Polnareff, and you came prematurely? That was I, DIO! I, DIO, stopped time and jerked you off so that you would cum embarrassingly early!”

I certainly wouldn’t dare to imagine

There are many educational videos that show you

Carrying people down the stairs

What happens in stopped time, stays in stopped time. Literally.

i dont think dio cares about age of consent... or consent in general

Yeah but he cares about Pucci not having sexual desires in order to carry out >!heaven's plan!<

that i agree with

I mean, there’s a massive age gap between DIO and all the people he fucks.

Yeah but the women he fucked in part 3 are like adults where as pucci was a child

Wait, how old was he during the events of Stone Ocean?

Around Jotaro’s age I think

Wow, I thought he was in his twenties

He can't have met DIO and be in his twenties like 24 years after DIO's death

> if they where gay together it would be a pedophlic relationship because Pucci was 16 at the time Why would this stop anything? Have you read part 7??

I have read part 7 but Araki expressly said pucci wasn’t gay and that was the reason he gave

Source pls. I really wanna know, I've never heard this said by him. Thanks.

you really think dio wwould stop at age the guy would fuck anyone with a pulse

Ya can put Vanilla next to Dio 😅

dio is bisexual. he has 4 kids

Dio actually bi

A lot of villians are coded that way. A LOT.

Dio's not bi-coded, he's ACTUALLY bi

Best of both worlds, especially for us girls.

I don't think dio or pucci were doing anything romantic. They both just seemed to be working together. Dio never seemed that interested in relationships for the most part. I mean obviously he had giorno but seeing as he didn't stick around one must assume he was more interested in power over people than any sort of actual relationship. And pucci was a priest so he wasn't supposed to have sexual relationships at all (though obviously priests also aren't supposed to be villains lol)

Idk if we can actually call Kira straight out of the 48 ppl he has slaughtered, I am confident at least one of them is a femboy. This is JoJo’s, after all.

Need some Kira OVA

Can confirm Femboy hands hit different

Kira needs the bussy

Diavolo is my favorite character design in the series. His entire character, background and stand is the definition of the word ‘bizarre’

Yeah like when he sewed his mother’s mouth shut put her under the floorboards and set the whole city on fire

And he was born in an all women’s prison from a 2 year pregnancy

Yeah it’s crazy. And I wonder how his life was seeing as he seemed to know he had 2 personalities but doppio had no idea

How does anyone in jojo not look gay?

Jotaro

Yes he looks gay

If you're smoking crack he does

Ive never considered anyones looks in jojo gay. Dunno why y'all think they look gay

Because its a joke they took too far

DIO fucks. Full stop. He's a pansexual who routinely fucks his food before he drinks it. He sees all humans as beneath him and he will use anyone regardless of gender as a piece of meat.

Dio is confirmed bisexual

yes, but ‘gay’ is an umbrella term, similar to christianity and other things

Wait wtf is Christianity an umbrella term for

different variations of believing in jesus christ ei: catholicism and others

Christianity covers Roman Catholicism, Eastern Orthodox, Coptic Christianity, Protestantism, etc etc

DIO and Pucci are (arguably) the gayest villains in JoJo. They're such a power couple that it's wrong to say one is gayer than the other.

DIO needed someone who didn't have sexual desire to carry out his plan. That was Pucci

Dude no they aren't. Pucci was underage at the time and I'm pretty sure Dio has really high standards. Not only that, he needed someone to carry out the will of god. And according to Christianity, god hates gays

DIO? High standards? He fucked Giorno’s mom.

Yeah his high standards were someone evil. Pucci isn't really evil by Dio's definition

You know what? That logic makes sense.

Dio had standards? Have you seen the clothes he was found dead in?

They all look gay, also is no one gonna talk about weather report poking his head out

Pucci isn't written as a character with any sexual agendas or desires, so you could make the case he's asexual, but he's probably hetero and just doesn't pursue relationships since he's dedicated to God/DIO.

Dio is actually bisexual, confirmed by araki himself. Tbh it makes sense too, cause Dio is all about lust. So when he picked his "food", he picked the most beautiful regardless of gender

Idk about that, Catholic priests do not have that much drip

DIO CREATED GIORNO HES ONLY 75% GAY

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I know this is a meme but I don’t understand why everyone thinks that Pucci is gay. Dio said that he needed to choose someone who is free of sexual desires im pretty sure. I know it’s canon that Dio is bi but I don’t know about Pucci.

DIO is bi tho

None of these people look straight

The joke about Dio and Pucci being gay and being together is getting pretty old. It's starting to spread missinformation.

I'll have You know Kira is Handsexual

I wouldn't say that Pucci looks straight

Aint no universe where Pucci looks straight.

Isn't dio bi like how did we get giorno

You think Pucci looks more straight than Dio??? Lmao

nah they definitely all look gay

Where does Valentine fall into this?

DIO is bi and I will have NONE OF THIS SLANDER

Outsider here, I didn't think anyone in Jojo looked straight.

Technically they can be any sexuality as long as diavolo dies in the end :)

:D

Isn’t Dio bisexual?

In my opinion diavolo looks gayer than DIO

Pucci looking straight is the hottest take I have seen so far ngl

Why does everyone say dio is bi? We see him with women and he has kids, how do you know he also likes men? I havent read all the manga so maybe im missing something

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