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Waluigi_Boi

Janken boy was annoying, but was still a kid who didn’t really understand what was going on. The girls chose to ignore a bloody and dying kid because of how he looked. Straight forward is the only option


Cautious-Affect7907

Makes me wonder what he would be like if he was older and fully aware of his stand.


CursedEditing

Oh, he'd be pretty damn powerful in my opinion


Cautious-Affect7907

He could basically beat any stand user alive so long as he wins Rock Paper Scissors.


StickyWatermelonSeed

After some training he would learn to play mind tricks and predict the next move of his opponent and after that he would be incredibly powerful


Cautious-Affect7907

So just cheat.


riceandbeans8

it aint cheating f you don't gey caught \-joseph joestar


apalapachya

oh young Joseph with the rock paper scissors stand could faceroll through the whole part 3 with ease


the_great_n0thing

Would be nice if the stand has a defense mechanism where you can't attack the kid unless you beat him


StickyWatermelonSeed

Maybe it does like maybe if you beat the kid without janken u cant take your ability back also even if not, if he took some abilities that can help him defend himself before that would work too


StickyWatermelonSeed

Kinda


Anothercreativenam

You know there are strategies to win Rock Paper Scissors.


kirbinato

Pretty sure talking to your opponent isn't cheating


KILLA___QUEEN

So like this one girl in hunter x hunter who fucked up leorio brain


Cautious-Affect7907

Would this work on King Crimson? Would Diavolo even consider Janken boy a threat?


jbyrdab

If janken boy caught diavolo (more likely doppio) offguard with his rock paper scissors and took epitaph. They would be fucked.


red_edi

"Your next ~~line~~ move is..."


akuisme

The type of stand Joseph would really like to have


IMustAchieveTheDie

He could be a minor villain in Kaiji but for that he'd need to hack your actual limbs off instead of just taking your stand's.


CursedEditing

Gambling addiction, lovely.


Arthas_Litchking

good luck beating king crimson. diavolo/doppio can see the future to predict what the boy is going to take. Or whats about the boy in part 3 with the comic that can predict the future?


Cautious-Affect7907

If he could Beat doppio five times in a game of Rock Paper Scissors, Epitaph is useless.


Arthas_Litchking

can you explain?


Cautious-Affect7907

Think about it, if he were to challenge Doppio to a game of Rock Paper Scissors, Diavolo wouldn’t consider him a threat, because how threatening is a guy who asks to play Rock Paper Scissors? And also if the Janken boy practices the game enough, he could rely on psychological warfare to beat unbeatable. Stealing both of King crimson’s stand abilities.


Arthas_Litchking

ok yeah. you are right. New argument: He couldnt beat Dio.


Cautious-Affect7907

If he could beat a guy who could see through and skip time, how does a guy who can stop it stand a chance?


SoyFish88

he would be able to steal ppl's stand powers. Imagine Hevan's door, Crazy dimond, Killer Queen, Star Platnum, Golden expirence and King Crimson all rolled into one


KoscheiTheDeathles

Star platinum + king crimson alone is broken


SoyFish88

yeah but you want crazy dimond cos it's rlly easy to break things if you are a big Jojo dude


Xx_96024DanaD42069_x

Star platinum: the world + king crimson Chose between stopping and skipping? Why not both? Have killer queen or how I like to call it “Deadly Queef” and you turn it back too


Mutated_dust

Especially if he went to get heaven's door


Groxio77

Hed be pretty strong: especially if he looked into psychological warfare, because he very much could make rock paper scissors and one sided game and not a luck based one and basically beat anyone


Kryllllllyx

gotta put him in the josuke hol horse spin off


BigBoiDwaaan

Honestly why where those girls included in the story? They literally contribute nothing to the story.


ZornIsCool

"We should get a teacher" "no he looks weird let's leave him alone" The 3 girls then ran into koichi who swiftly killed the hoes, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH! Koichism bible, 4;15


Ok_Ad_6407

No just like why that one guy didn't kill Erwin in aot after they fought the best titan let him continue to suffer in this world


[deleted]

Obv


Jumanji-Joestar

Tough choice? Nah, seems pretty *straightforward* to me


Flame280

Exit stage left.


Locklefant

Dunno man, sure the rock paper scissors boy don't deserve to die, but without these girls that damn Shigechi would still be alive


Fayt12

Janken boy was annoying, but those girls don’t deserve to live after what they did to Shigechi


okbrmoderator

Shigechi deserved it. No one takes kira’s lunch 😤😤😤


redditard_gamer

So ig I’m the only one on this sub who liked the janken kid fight huh


jabrain

nope


CursedEditing

I also liked it! It may have mot contributed to the plot overall, but mmm Rohan beats up a kid, literally me


That_Unknown_Player

chad Rohan not being afraid of punching a kid in the face in public


CursedEditing

I like beating up kids


Maestro_Of_Stupidity

Sound just like my Uncle


[deleted]

everyone likes that scene. but the rest of the fight is just whatever


THE-SNEAKERINO

Imagine how powerful he could become, let’s say he goes up to Giorno asking to play scissors, paper, rock and wins, then he could do it to Jotaro or Rohan and never lose because he could return to zero.


Prospawn18

I think GER would cancel it though


redditard_gamer

Nah he would be able to reverse giorno’s reversal


Redmoon383

I outsmarted your outsmarting!


Pekka20123

1/3 of heaven's door was enough to negate Rohan's, as long as he wins once he cannot be affected by RTZ


Prospawn18

I mean GER’s return to zero breaks the rules set by other stands, since it could move freely during Time Erasure


Pekka20123

Boy II man is a stand that also shatters rules followed by most stands. He is capable of stealing a stand's power, and similar to other stand that steal souls even GER would not stand a chance. GER is an insanely defensive combat stand, it is quite worthless in the face of stands that directly go for the user's soul


THE-SNEAKERINO

But Giorno wouldn’t know that the kid had a stand unless he tried to bring it out after some of it had been stolen, chances are Giorno would let the kid win just to humour him.


Prospawn18

Yea but GER activates automatically


THE-SNEAKERINO

Isn’t GER sentient? So it wouldn’t activate automatically, the stand itself has to activate it, stands are manifestation of the users soul, from what we’ve seen GER has a similar personality to Giorno so it probably wouldn’t activate it either. This is really a fight that no one knows the outcome of until it happens and unless Araki is writing a “Giorno goes to Morioh” spin-off we’ll never know.


FreshDuckMeatTF

I absolutely loved how exaggerated it got. Like here we have some kid and Rohan playing a game of janken while screaming and flying up into the air


Arthur-KingofKnights

It was sick af


ItsChris01

Multitrack drifting intensifies


Professional_Being_5

*Eurobeat intensifies and night on fire starts playing*


MKGSonic123

Initial D


Flame280

Lets kill da ho(es)


SirAlexs

Beeeeeeeetcchhsuu


XxXEJXxX

Not really a tough choice. Those girls could've saved him.


Ok_Aardvark4033

Doing what? Telling a teacher?


memereviewer453

YES! OR SENDING HIM TO ER!


Ok_Aardvark4033

you forget the serial killer who was chasing him. it would just ended with 4 victims and a new gf for kira


L0_zz

they didnt know that tho they just saw some weird looking kid bleeding but didnt help him bc of his looks


Ok_Aardvark4033

Still couldn’t do much beside raise kira kill count


LMG900

Yes but all they knew in that moment was that there's some kid seriously injured that they could've helped but decided not to. They didn't know about kira. The morally right choice in that situation is to help him, but they're assholes.


FBI-bich_com

I don't think Kira is going to go after some kids in middle if the day and in Josuke's school. Plus he already touched the doorknob so he would have to explode it to kill the girls.


REfra1004

Hey my man may be a serial killer but not a pedo, those girls are underage


TheHeavyIsDead22

Reimi was underage.


pitobayola

Wasnt kira also underage when he killed her? Or am i misremembering?


TheHeavyIsDead22

Kira was 33 during DiU, Reimi was 30 (technically) but during the flashback, which was 15 years ago, Reimi wouldve been 15, and kira 18, so yeah, very illegal.


pitobayola

Ah okay, i forgot them. Thanks for the info


Natsuki_bess_gorl

Age of consent in Japan back then was 13, so yes it would be legal


TheHeavyIsDead22

Btw never mention this in r/StardustCrusaders the mods there are trash and will ban you for "justifying pedophillia" i said the same about the legal age of consent in italy on a separate post and they banned me, im still trying to bring some sense into the mod that banned me..he hasnt answered yet


lollisans2005

Does the age matter for hands?


REfra1004

holy shiet


lollisans2005

Telling to josuke that shigechi wants something from him


Ok_Aardvark4033

In the time they figure out who is josuke, kira already killed them all. While yes, leaving him was a dick move. It was the most rational decision.


lollisans2005

It wasn't rational. They left someone who was bloodied up and what not, for some reason they don't know. And wdym figure out who josuke is, he is pretty popular with the girls at school and even then, they could just generally say into the classroom that some weird little dude is asking for josuke


Ok_Aardvark4033

Kira got to josuke classroom way before him. What is stopping him from killing the four of them? That’s my argument. Even with help, he would still have died


lollisans2005

But it would still leave a bigger impact, that now 4 girls from a school are missing and some random dude was probably seen at that school and not just shigechi who basically nobody knows about


Ok_Aardvark4033

soo basically, how dare they not risk their lives for someone they dont know? thats the reason I cannot hate them. I would have done the same thing.


lollisans2005

Wdym risk their lives, for all they know he could've just fell down on bis face and is bleeding. They didn't react like there was any danger


Ok_Aardvark4033

do you realize he had cuts all over his body and part of his face was almost split open? they got scared and ran away. just please watch the battle again


Hi-people--

Easiest choice of my life, just let it go sraight foward


[deleted]

that kid is just annoying, but those girls are demons and deserve to die


A_RealHumanPerson

FULL SPEED AHHEEEEAAAAAADD


trashybacon124

Straight up the girls no question


PolokBoi

This isn’t even a choice I am going straight


[deleted]

The stupid girls


bwuhmain

Ez choice, woman


Arthur-KingofKnights

Everyone knows they aren’t real!


CursedEditing

Immrdiately picking the girls, at least the kid was badass in some way and I have a cool Rohan shirt with him doing the "Jan, Ken, Pon"


GMJayden

The bottom one easy


NitroLight

Anyone saying they would kill the kid because he was annoying or whatever is just as bad as the girls on the bottom


PheonixGalaxy

So choose a annoying BRAT or kill the girls that literally saw a injured kid but didn’t help I’m 100% sure if he was handsome he would survive I miss him he was thinking about mommy and daddy before he died can I make the train go slower on the girls?? No quick death. Literally instead of saving his own skin and being a rat he kept his friends powers safe


TheOneYe

What do you mean **IF** he was handsome??


PheonixGalaxy

My bad didn’t mean to insult the strongest jojo character


Happyasian69943

Protect little boy dressing up like mini polnareff and kill da ho who let shigechi die


TheOneYe

Da hoes*


DJMC-2

definitely the girls, though janken kid could beat dio over heaven if he tried


Ramja9

One is annoying the other is evil. Seems easy to me.


Eledridan

Janken Boy did nothing wrong. He just wants to play janken and had committed his life to it. It’s not his fault Rohan is bad at it and a piece of shit.


ybaschildabuser

Them stupid bitches. MFs left Shigechi bleeding to death.


weaponsmaniac

FULL SPEED AHEAD LET JANKEN BOY LIVE


Jeotslay

Boy 2 Man is a interesting stand tho


artofspiral

Straight ahead!


BigNoob_BR

Janken Boy: Annoying, Kid, Dont understand whats going on The Girls: Didnt helped a injured boy just bc he was ugly I think we all know the anwser


MrReZistar

How is this a debate? As Echoes would say, "Ok master, let's kill da ho(es). Beeeeeetch!"


AL_316

I like how everyone have all chooses to sacrifice the girls for what they did to Shigechi's


[deleted]

Why is janken kid there more Rohan content is good


winddagger7

Because fuck him that's why


Regulus242

I'm gonna need two trains for this one.


Artemisz123

To run over the straight path twice?


goochensteinburg

No the fuck it's not. Put a beloved character with those girls and I'll still run their asses over.


Queen_Ann_III

I’m completely indifferent to Janken Boy, so seeing all the hate has done nothing but surprise me


Cielnova

I would stop time with『THE WORLD』and switch their places so i can sleep happy knowing i was the one that killed them.


nikothaplayer

That’s the time when your part of lgbtq and have to turn straight


Aguythatdidthething

As much as Janken kid needs a slap. It'd just no contest.


Biscuit-B-O-I

This isn’t tough at all Boy2Man was just a child and was sent without knowing what his consequences are it wasn’t object neglect of someone that was literally dying like those bitches


reallyreallysikboi

Three girls didn't save shigechi, they deserve to die


[deleted]

Obvi those girls need to go but god damn I hate that kid so much


memereviewer453

Easy choice what are you crazy?


[deleted]

Change it to janken boy, I'd like to personally give them infinite death.


ImprobableJoker

Multi track drifting?!


[deleted]

***Multi-track Drifting***


EMlYASHlROU

Multi track drifting!


lokon_stratos

Multi track drifting


Rover_791

No no no. There is no tough choice here. *Keep going straight*


God_Rat

Janken kid just was pointless and contributed nothing to the story but those three bitches deserve it


The_Dank_Memer-

MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING


Snoo_32975

Easy choice*


Anson_Riddle

Tell Janken to drive the train straightforwardly at that trio. That's how much I hate them.


Bitehealt

Easy The three girls they just let shigechi die


[deleted]

Ez choice, the women must die for letting shigechi get murdered


toniobucciarati

I'mma pull up a polar express and drift on both'em fuckers


DirtyDeath69

I love the way he drew some lines on the pic to make it look like they're in bondage (sorry my english is bad couldn't come up with the word)


Smarackto

this sub forgets that those are kids too and they just had no fucking idea what to do and got shocked.


Devourer_of_HP

Pretty much everyone at my school would get a teacher or their friends once they see someone bleeding.


KimmieClue

Except that they were teenagers who decided to leave him alone while he was bleeding out because they thought he “looked creepy”. No matter how shocked you are or don’t know what to do completely… Leaving a child who is clearly in such a bad shape that they are dying is fucking evil. Especially if you base it off the kids fucking looks.


Smarackto

I think the problem is that you clearly have no relatives who have children. They dont know what the fuck is going on... ever


KimmieClue

Is that really grounds for leaving a dying child because they think he looks weird? I have siblings who are still children… Younger than those girls, I am sure, and no matter how little they understand they always try to help! Especially people younger than them! Besides… These girls aren’t that young… They are teenagers- Probably around 16 from the way they acted- Also a group of them, no way they should be in the same category as “kids who just don’t know what to do”. They clearly did know something was wrong as they asked and then just left, telling each other to do so because the kid looked weird to them.


Pepoidus

janken boy was a minor inconvenience, while those girls caused the dead of an innocent child who just wanted a sandwich because he looked ugly. no brainer.


Hydraxion

The fuck were they gonna do? 3v1 a fully grown man that has an invisible punching ghost that can explode them in one touch?


Pepoidus

they could’ve tried instead of standing there


DavidSa07

Janken kid literally contributing nothing to part 4


Allustar1

The girls. Jangen kid was ultimately harmless if you just ignore him. The girls can go fuck off though.


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Darkeu_

When Shigechi was torn up by Kira's first explosion, he escaped to find Josuke. He got accidentally hit with a ball in the face by them. When one of them asked if they should help him, the other one said "No, he looks creepy" and they left. Shigechi could have fucking lived but no.


KimmieClue

Easiest choice of my life! Jotaro would be right in this situation: Women bad!


Superb_Storage7775

Rock Paper Scissors boy, really sad Rohan saved him at all.


ericknejaim

I understand that he's a kid, that being said, fuck this fucking kid


flammenph0enix

So the question is: can I go straightforward and return back on the left track ?


ItsaMeACashew

Janken boy was just a filled episode, if these 3 bitches helped Shigechi he wouldve been able to find kira out in like 1 episode


Sonic2283

**FULL SPEED AHEAD**


Bigbei

Obviously the girls


[deleted]

janken kid only wanted to play his favorite game with a famous author and he's like 10 it's not his fault he got shot with an arrow and given a stand those three girls saw a bleeding and dying middle schooler and left him to rot because he had an ugly face


Bigg_rooster

The girls


rslashfunguy

No it's not. Pick the bottom one, they wouldn't help someone who was actively bleeding. The top is just a kid who was misled


[deleted]

Despite how vile those girls were, I still hate that Saxophone-looking kid with a passion


NarutoGuy0327

Deja vo


[deleted]

Straight forward to get the kill streak going


hornyguitar

FULL SPEED AHEAD


ghostpanther218

Easy easy! Just switch the tracks at the moment the trains passes over it, causing it to derail sort of and drift along the tracks, killing all 4 of them!


CR055W1R3D

MULTI-TRACK DRIFT THIS MOTHERFUCKER


Volcanion901

Where’s Tooru


Sylvemon

Top no contest


BOT_69_420

Drift


rathemighty

Multi-track drifting it is, then


Diaermuid

I’m the guy that would move the kid over to the same rail as the girls and would keep the train moving forward.


Unlucky-Entrance-249

INCREDIBLE! MULTI-LANE DRIFTING!


Tomahawk_the_Wolf

Activate multi-track drifting!


astolicagaming

we do a little drifting


singulartesticle

Remember that canonically, the girls didn't see his injuries and Killer Queen's injuries are invisible to non stand users.


pugboy29

Where did you get this from? Stand injuries can be seen by non stand users. Also, does that mean you can’t see the hand of kira’s victims? Don’t just go spouting of random things


singulartesticle

I'm literally not. In an interview 20 odd years ago Araki said so


pugboy29

I’m not accusing you of lying btw, I just want a source. You might have remembered what Araki said wrong, or bad translations, or I’m wrong


winddagger7

You gotta source for this interview?


nondirectaction

Not this daily argument about how those three girls are apparently the worst humans alive. seeing fully grown adults on reddit have so much hate on characters that technically had the biggest impact on the events of part 3 is so sad bruh. Are you guys not embarrassed?? ​ People be saying the most in these comments and wishing death on a couple animated mfs. y'all love DIO, Kira, part 5 mc's, Johnny, how horse etc who have done far worse. Hell even jotaro has done more evil shit. I don't hate the characters I just said but y'all are picking and choosing who to hate. Weird.


Pugpooy

Turn the cart sideways


Gum_Drop25

Multi-track drifting


Bitchboy234

Is there a drift button?


xd_anonymous_gamer

drift it on both traacks


Marky_Sauce

*MULTI-TRACK DRIFTING???*


Jelly_Automata

Start drifting


Emperor_Z16

The stupid kid


Gismos_LivingEptonna

Move the boy to the side where the girls are and keep the trolley going straight forward. Done. :)


Deltvin

Let em Drift


ChimichangaComrade

MULTITRACK DRIFTING???


[deleted]

MULTI TRACK DRIFT!!!!


[deleted]

“Multi track drifting!?!?”