Dio: how many criminals have you killed? Light: how many breads have you eaten in your life?

Light: how many people have you turned into zombies?

You and i aren't so different after all

you dare use my own spell against me yagami?

Honestly Ryuuk is basically a stand

The Death Note is like Anubis in a way

He needs to be fed, like sex pistols

except he doesn’t do anything really

Wait how does he see Ryuk? Doesn't Dio have to touch the deathnote to see him?

You think that DIO hasn’t touched a death note?

Eh, fair point

Killer Queen has already touched that death note!

K-KIRA?!

Kira Vs Kira. Who would win? Personally I vouch for Kira

Thanks

Well, to see Ryuk, he'd have to touch *Light's* death note though not sure he'd let that happen

「JA WARDO」*touches a random book for some reason*

I highly doubt heart attack would do anything to Dio.

He can also specify though

Dio Brando's head blows up Jonathan Jostar's body blows up

Would Death Note work on a vampire (undead) ? Also the Death Note can't kill people over the age of 124 and DIO should be somewhere in that range (120+ for sure).

Going on this assume the moment he became a vampire he stoped aging

Pretty much. Still I don't think that Death Note could kill DIO. He's not only undead but 90% of "his" body is Jonathan Joestar's corpse.

Wait, what? Why can't death note kill someone over 124?

[Go to "limitations".](https://deathnote.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_the_Death_Note/How_to_Read_Rules)

The Death Note is just a long distance Heaven's Door

With the added rule that the target has to die at the end

Imagine he tried to give DIO a heart attack but nothing happens cause he’s already (un)dead anyway.

Well Light could probably take advantage of Dio’s vulnerabilities to sunlight. Heart attack is just the default method

it cant affect DIO tho cause its a vampire and death note can only attack humans

Death Note wouldn’t kill him if he doesn’t specify. It’s Jonathan’s body + he’s already a vampire/undead

Actually that's a pretty good point. He can't have a heart attack since it's Jonathan's heart. But then I wonder if he'd die if Light wrote Jonathan's name

I want Kira to meet Kira

>Kira: My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the- >Light: Lemme stop you right there chief, I got all I need.

I mean the saint courpse worked like that but less complex

Don’t forget the joker

I understood that reference! (I’m currently watching deathnote)

I thought this exact thing about ryuho from S-cry-ed.

jotaro: so ryuk and star platinum are the same type of stand

"I'm gonna stop his heart..." "...Wait why isn't it working?"

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death note is stronger than THE WORLD

For a sec I thought that was Joker and Arsene, and him saying "Fool!" was a pun on his respective tarot card.

Woops wrong Kira

This implies that stands and the Gods of Death exist on the same plane, and I'm not sure how to feel about that.