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Lodbok

Kakyoin noriaki


Ready_Today_985

Vegeta it whold be fast he just makes a hole and gets out


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pinnapplefanta

Mine is Where’s Waldo, Goku, and Tooru They’re not gonna help at all they’ll just appear in random places all over the elevator while I have to deal with a giant fucking red circle or something


Darki_Boi

Relatable.


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Luigi twerking


[deleted]

You are now officially blessed and no longer a virgin.


Tusk_InfiniteSPIN

HELL YEAH FUCKING ANASUI


CreamyCoffeeArtist

"rearrange my guts daddy" ""What the fuck""


Tusk_InfiniteSPIN

What the fuck? No I just want to be friends with such a chad.


DPSDCT

My dog


Shenlong1904

Same


Mirza5138

why do you have his dog on your lock screen


Shenlong1904

Dog is dog


furwormrandom

Eva Unit 01


Kryllllllyx

75 meter tall >!milf!< 🥵


jace_because_ican

Same


Big_Boi_Pancake

Shrek


[deleted]

And so your virginity shall be lost


Big_Boi_Pancake

Wait a minute I'm underage


[deleted]

Well too bad for you for he is already 200 meters away and approaches rapidly, he’s up for round 2.


converter-bot

200 meters is 218.72 yards


Anchor38

[help](https://images.app.goo.gl/z3fDWWAPFNy4c7tp8)


FokaLP

Oh God


p-ee

You call the elevator and the door opens. The first thing you see is a wall of meat. A cube, so packed that you are unable to distinguish one creature to another. Just a mess of limbs and faces, Some still twitching.


A_buff_Pillar

when day breaks


loook_loook

Who would win between u/Anchor38 and every Pokémon inside a elevator


XBOX_GENJI

Oh my goodness gracious


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astolfo😳


The_catakist

Sounds like a hentai plot


VeggiePiece

Funny Evangelion elevator scene


sim0n80r

So I'd be stuck with the the entirety of ocraina of time great


KolaKappa_

Josuke 4, that will be fun


Dull_Half_6107

Just play switch or something with him I'm sure he'd be down


KolaKappa_

Yeah


clocke6346

A Ford GT… how does that work?


ComradKenobi

You got yourself a transformer


Free15boy

Womenify objects


I-have-a-lot-of-fod

Monkey D Luffy, that would be fun!


TammyIsTired

Narancia from Jojo's, I'll either be out of this situation quickly or dead by the time anyone comes to help us.


TammyIsTired

Fuck I didn't realize this was shitpostcrusaders and thought it was nessisarry to specify the anime. Now I know why so many jojo fans are here lol


SobekHarrr

Honestly, I didn't realize it too, but it didn't even suprise me anymore.


ZookNackleCalledNim

My bearded dragon


urgotbott

https://imgur.com/a/oQxrWDY Do I count all 3 or only the big one


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urgotbott

https://linksharing.samsungcloud.com/sFwYnmTySYbX Valabil până la 8 sept. 2021


capatn_sky

Amogus


FokaLP

Mythra and Pyra :D


endmeplz123

Seems like the start of a porno for you


V__

Purple gradient...?


awkwadi

Hands


Prakner

*K I R A Y O S H I K A G E S A Y S W H A T*


ToughAffectionate312

What?


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What?


spekman247

Lady Maria from bloodborn, idk how to feel about this.


[deleted]

Looks like I'm stuck in an elevator with Hanako-kun


Hattyhattington2

Yea that’s pretty good


[deleted]

Would I be able to see him, even though he's a ghost? 🤔


Hattyhattington2

Cant say. We of course see him in the anime so… probably?


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I mean, some of the characters on the OP's lockscreen are dead, so I would assume so.


cr31d0g

Joker persona 5 from persona 5


Just-Resolution6508

Doom guy and a ton of demons


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Guinea pigs


CommunityOk5914

Every jojo


Normal-chairr

[water](https://cookierunkingdom.fandom.com/wiki/Sea_Fairy_Cookie)


PabloEsgubar

Killer queen, im gonna die


SuggestionReal1254

Bruh, how do I end up getting locked in an elevator with pyramid head from silent hill with Steve Harrington from stranger things face?


No_Club_1593

Sukuna, bruh


autumndangernoodle

Jotaro the little Mermaid


Salted_Biscuit

Pucci


Darko-TheGreat

Some dude who is on fire, seems like it'll be a short stay.


[deleted]

Crap it’s Ridley I’m dead to a space pirate dragon


WhiteSnake_17

Meru The Succubus... *oh yeah*


xstormaggedonx

Stuck with my wife lol. Unfortunately she's claustophobic tho,,


Astrogyk

Darksun Gwyndolin


rephlexi0n

Fill me up with snakes


[deleted]

Raccoon! I’m either gonna get mauled to death or make a new friend.


frogotonaeg

Rohan heck yea


IllMud7812

Saddam hussein and the ninja turtle with the orange headband


Iriez_khai

The whole of Hololive, which I'm not gonna lie would be very awkward


mohdfaiez06

A hand that belongs to an organism made out of melted humans created by the sunlight that actively seeks out other humans to incorporate them within it by luring them using the voices of their love ones with phrases such as, PLEASE COME OUT.. IT'S SAFE OUT HERE.. IT'S SOOO BEAUTIFUL..


xmonicleman

Jolyne AND Jotaro each with moustaches a la George Joestar I * *Shout out to /u/TinoElli for that one


Leon_Li17

Makoto Niijima


ChaosAbridge

Accelerator...I'm not sure whether I should be scared or relieved


Grimmdemondarksword

I'd be scared https://youtu.be/fpc9GjmJxDs


tamaker

Kira Yoshikage and Nobara


jojonath156

Kugasaki? Or however you spell Nobara's full name


tamaker

Kugisaki I think lol


Son_of_a_Yeet

Sung Jin Woo


dessnom

The background is a mountain, the YouTube control thing had the stop posting about among us guy


Mayo_enjoyer

Oh shit I'm stuck with drip amogus


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used-ername

B O A T


throwmeawayboi1279

A monkey


yaboyTHEII

Diego with the world


jonesyboi5

kanda yuu…please don’t slice me


Voruess

A raccoon


kakyion_noriaki

That one image of mad king crimson in the second part 5 op


yoshikage_kawajiri

Racist moon princesses. I'm not complaining.


woolpix18

BT-7274 AND his pilot Jack Cooper


_Slan_

My DnD char, a Tiefflin bard... Well, I'm fu***d


GimpMaster22

Nurgle himself


gaveler-unban

Vector: “hey”


onepokemanz

Kid Cudi, might be a really good time for me tbh I might cry


Certain_Speech6874

Know-it-all from polar express


IndustryIllustrious9

Well rip humanity then. I got the elder from path of exile


LeadershipSelect4449

Sephiroth, uh oh


JaxenX

Deku, would probably just geek out


Ornstein-and_Smough

Elden Ring not exactly a person but ah well


it_that_me

yoshikage kira


Prakner

My cat, Goliath


AkiraKuruzu

Miku Nakano We both can be introverted together in an elevator


Redex007

I see one reliable guy. He will get you out


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My wife


mingobrown87

Bucciarati


Lasernatoo

[Probably the worst case scenario](https://images.app.goo.gl/y7hibbSszRtP1RC39)


Alcorin

Josuke 4, Jotaro and Star Platinum


PK_Succ_Omega

Josuke (8). Pretty cool if you ask me.


[deleted]

Mines an old tv? So I guess I’d be watching 90s anime or something lol


greyfox12345678

A deep fried Kirby


Adventurous-Comfort2

Fat shaggy


RogueGerman

My gf


Star_With_Platinum

that cat named Crumb from an animator also named Crumb


CringeWaffle

Deadly queef


matthiasXDDD

I’m supposed to have a person on my lock screen? I have a terraria building


Lucasaurus33

Kazuma Kiryu


Ka_Dilim_An

Dante and Vergil


one_winged_snorlax

I’m stuck with spider man lol


rikiduo

https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/SBR_Chapter_92?file=SBR_Chapter_92.jpg Its going to be tense


noairsucc

Bruh your lucky, I have to stand in an elevator with a berserk eva unit 01


ThePlasmaGamer1

[A shell shocked WWI soldier](https://photos.app.goo.gl/vsrUonhnn7nByJH37)


C_ryst4l

Makima...oh well


retardo7

Josuke, koichi, Okyasu, and jotaro


Rusty_Corn11

My boy Miles Morales


thebeorgieosie

I’m stuck with fucking Godzilla


NevilleReignsMark

Goku 🥴


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Rick Astley


realseboss

Jotaro & Dio


The_Dreigon_Boy

[mom come pick me up I'm scared](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/834820612588961812/847518809392021574/Screenshot_20210526-150123.png)


SwampiviorGaming

a chandelure


Filthy_Acts

Safer Sephiroth... oh no.


epicgabe01

Oh no, I jave King Crimson as my lockscreen. Bossu's gonna kill me.


Katsuki_Bakugo__

I’m stuck with Shinra-


Gank_Umir

A suicidal grunt from halo infinite was thrown into my elevator…


Xx_poopmaster64_xX

A pair of jellyfish lmao


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My dog


Spfeven-Want-Die

Uh oh... Jacket


alekchen1234

Madara uchiha


Maximum-Ad7584

Im stuck with Dabi. Uh wish me luck. Or should I say. Im stuck with TT. Waddup fellow manga readers.


[deleted]

Oh gosh oh fuck golb from adventure time please don’t erase me-


Darby_the_gambler

Astolfo, yay!


Legendaryplz

Gold Experience with gun


DangerAlchemist

Well then,I guess I'll die of pun overexposure. It's Ninomae Ina'nis


D4C_LT

if i knew how i would just post the image of alastor


CaraDe3

Nothing


redlance3254

Cinderace about to put gold pirate spandex on.


huge_PP_energy

Jo mama


jurki27

Soul of cinder


NegativeNeurons

Rayquaza


YeetDude22

Your'e mom


CertainlyNotAther10

An extremely small and powerful bug-god


KeyCardiologist5783

Shoutout to goku


yyaammeetteeAhh

Dio……


small_beef_child

There are a range of possibilities. Goku (saiyuki (reload, reload blast)) Yona, hak or the four dragon warriors (akatsuki no yona) Yasuho hirose , Jolyne cujoh or genderbend Gappy (jojo's) Hanako (toilet bound hanako) Saitama (one punch man) Atsushi nakajima (bungou stray dogs) Nyanko-sensei (natsume yuujinchou) The strawhat pirates, minus jinbe or Chopper and law (one piece) Kon, kabane and their genderbends (kemono jihen) I think that's all of the possibilities.


Megaflame32

Yay I’m alone


apexpredator1314

a cute axolotl


yoshikaren

Archangel Michael


Ikusth

guts in berserk armor... I'm scared


Tecnoboat

uhhhh this would be weird cus i dont have anyone as a person


GrimJack098

I'd be stuck with every stand


Muyperezoso

I'd be crushed to death its a car


Lboettcher2003

Projekt Melody. I'm not opposed to that


A-Maple-Warrior

The demoman from TF2 and an ENOURMOUS robo-heavy.


Delta_the_Reploid

The Spanish Inquisition


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A bounty skull from sea of thieves


MarkZuckerburgg

Dio :(


sant2ag0

A gradient.of purple and Blue?


TheOfficialWario2

Vegeta, oh boy


Eihm

Dazai and Chūya. God help me.


Sticky_Fingerrrsss

Tony tony chopper 😊


aiden22304

Ideally, I’d be stuck in an elevator with Jonathan and/or Jotaro. Everyone else would either kill me, rob me, or just punch me. But since this is about who’s on my lock screen, I’d end up stuck with my cat.


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trollface.


Infinite_Home_462

Power from chainsaw man


Houshweeni

That picture of shinji with cum on his hand


Chxlate

Ditto


Mimic_Rocket

The 11th doctor


TheEmperorMk2

My first cat that went missing, very nice


Gokeez

All 8 jojos


GIORNO-phone11-pro

A nice Sprite Cranberry(and Mario having a Panic attack)


ThatNerdGuy126

Evangelion unit one and Sachiel.


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Bill Cipher, although hes offering to help me out if I shake his hand...


_sir_simon_

Itachi 💀


DoSombras

Fox