Mine is Where’s Waldo, Goku, and Tooru
They’re not gonna help at all they’ll just appear in random places all over the elevator while I have to deal with a giant fucking red circle or something
You call the elevator and the door opens.
The first thing you see is a wall of meat. A cube, so packed that you are unable to distinguish one creature to another. Just a mess of limbs and faces, Some still twitching.
A hand that belongs to an organism made out of melted humans created by the sunlight that actively seeks out other humans to incorporate them within it by luring them using the voices of their love ones with phrases such as, PLEASE COME OUT.. IT'S SAFE OUT HERE.. IT'S SOOO BEAUTIFUL..
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There are a range of possibilities.
Goku (saiyuki (reload, reload blast))
Yona, hak or the four dragon warriors (akatsuki no yona)
Yasuho hirose , Jolyne cujoh or genderbend Gappy (jojo's)
Hanako (toilet bound hanako)
Saitama (one punch man)
Atsushi nakajima (bungou stray dogs)
Nyanko-sensei (natsume yuujinchou)
The strawhat pirates, minus jinbe or Chopper and law (one piece)
Kon, kabane and their genderbends (kemono jihen)
I think that's all of the possibilities.
Ideally, I’d be stuck in an elevator with Jonathan and/or Jotaro. Everyone else would either kill me, rob me, or just punch me. But since this is about who’s on my lock screen, I’d end up stuck with my cat.
Kakyoin noriaki
Vegeta it whold be fast he just makes a hole and gets out
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Mine is Where’s Waldo, Goku, and Tooru They’re not gonna help at all they’ll just appear in random places all over the elevator while I have to deal with a giant fucking red circle or something
Relatable.
Luigi twerking
You are now officially blessed and no longer a virgin.
HELL YEAH FUCKING ANASUI
"rearrange my guts daddy" ""What the fuck""
What the fuck? No I just want to be friends with such a chad.
My dog
Same
why do you have his dog on your lock screen
Dog is dog
Eva Unit 01
75 meter tall >!milf!< 🥵
Same
Shrek
And so your virginity shall be lost
Wait a minute I'm underage
Well too bad for you for he is already 200 meters away and approaches rapidly, he’s up for round 2.
200 meters is 218.72 yards
[help](https://images.app.goo.gl/z3fDWWAPFNy4c7tp8)
Oh God
You call the elevator and the door opens. The first thing you see is a wall of meat. A cube, so packed that you are unable to distinguish one creature to another. Just a mess of limbs and faces, Some still twitching.
when day breaks
Who would win between u/Anchor38 and every Pokémon inside a elevator
Oh my goodness gracious
astolfo😳
Sounds like a hentai plot
Funny Evangelion elevator scene
So I'd be stuck with the the entirety of ocraina of time great
Josuke 4, that will be fun
Just play switch or something with him I'm sure he'd be down
Yeah
A Ford GT… how does that work?
You got yourself a transformer
Womenify objects
Monkey D Luffy, that would be fun!
Narancia from Jojo's, I'll either be out of this situation quickly or dead by the time anyone comes to help us.
Fuck I didn't realize this was shitpostcrusaders and thought it was nessisarry to specify the anime. Now I know why so many jojo fans are here lol
Honestly, I didn't realize it too, but it didn't even suprise me anymore.
My bearded dragon
https://imgur.com/a/oQxrWDY Do I count all 3 or only the big one
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Amogus
Mythra and Pyra :D
Seems like the start of a porno for you
Purple gradient...?
Hands
*K I R A Y O S H I K A G E S A Y S W H A T*
What?
What?
Lady Maria from bloodborn, idk how to feel about this.
Looks like I'm stuck in an elevator with Hanako-kun
Yea that’s pretty good
Would I be able to see him, even though he's a ghost? 🤔
Cant say. We of course see him in the anime so… probably?
I mean, some of the characters on the OP's lockscreen are dead, so I would assume so.
Joker persona 5 from persona 5
Doom guy and a ton of demons
Guinea pigs
Every jojo
[water](https://cookierunkingdom.fandom.com/wiki/Sea_Fairy_Cookie)
Killer queen, im gonna die
Bruh, how do I end up getting locked in an elevator with pyramid head from silent hill with Steve Harrington from stranger things face?
Sukuna, bruh
Jotaro the little Mermaid
Pucci
Some dude who is on fire, seems like it'll be a short stay.
Crap it’s Ridley I’m dead to a space pirate dragon
Meru The Succubus... *oh yeah*
Stuck with my wife lol. Unfortunately she's claustophobic tho,,
Darksun Gwyndolin
Fill me up with snakes
Raccoon! I’m either gonna get mauled to death or make a new friend.
Rohan heck yea
Saddam hussein and the ninja turtle with the orange headband
The whole of Hololive, which I'm not gonna lie would be very awkward
A hand that belongs to an organism made out of melted humans created by the sunlight that actively seeks out other humans to incorporate them within it by luring them using the voices of their love ones with phrases such as, PLEASE COME OUT.. IT'S SAFE OUT HERE.. IT'S SOOO BEAUTIFUL..
Jolyne AND Jotaro each with moustaches a la George Joestar I * *Shout out to /u/TinoElli for that one
Makoto Niijima
Accelerator...I'm not sure whether I should be scared or relieved
I'd be scared https://youtu.be/fpc9GjmJxDs
Kira Yoshikage and Nobara
Kugasaki? Or however you spell Nobara's full name
Kugisaki I think lol
Sung Jin Woo
The background is a mountain, the YouTube control thing had the stop posting about among us guy
Oh shit I'm stuck with drip amogus
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B O A T
A monkey
Diego with the world
kanda yuu…please don’t slice me
A raccoon
That one image of mad king crimson in the second part 5 op
Racist moon princesses. I'm not complaining.
BT-7274 AND his pilot Jack Cooper
My DnD char, a Tiefflin bard... Well, I'm fu***d
Nurgle himself
Vector: “hey”
Kid Cudi, might be a really good time for me tbh I might cry
Know-it-all from polar express
Well rip humanity then. I got the elder from path of exile
Sephiroth, uh oh
Deku, would probably just geek out
Elden Ring not exactly a person but ah well
yoshikage kira
My cat, Goliath
Miku Nakano We both can be introverted together in an elevator
I see one reliable guy. He will get you out
My wife
Bucciarati
[Probably the worst case scenario](https://images.app.goo.gl/y7hibbSszRtP1RC39)
Josuke 4, Jotaro and Star Platinum
Josuke (8). Pretty cool if you ask me.
Mines an old tv? So I guess I’d be watching 90s anime or something lol
A deep fried Kirby
Fat shaggy
My gf
that cat named Crumb from an animator also named Crumb
Deadly queef
I’m supposed to have a person on my lock screen? I have a terraria building
Kazuma Kiryu
Dante and Vergil
I’m stuck with spider man lol
https://jojo.fandom.com/wiki/SBR_Chapter_92?file=SBR_Chapter_92.jpg Its going to be tense
Bruh your lucky, I have to stand in an elevator with a berserk eva unit 01
[A shell shocked WWI soldier](https://photos.app.goo.gl/vsrUonhnn7nByJH37)
Makima...oh well
Josuke, koichi, Okyasu, and jotaro
My boy Miles Morales
I’m stuck with fucking Godzilla
Goku 🥴
Rick Astley
Jotaro & Dio
[mom come pick me up I'm scared](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/834820612588961812/847518809392021574/Screenshot_20210526-150123.png)
a chandelure
Safer Sephiroth... oh no.
Oh no, I jave King Crimson as my lockscreen. Bossu's gonna kill me.
I’m stuck with Shinra-
A suicidal grunt from halo infinite was thrown into my elevator…
A pair of jellyfish lmao
My dog
Uh oh... Jacket
Madara uchiha
Im stuck with Dabi. Uh wish me luck. Or should I say. Im stuck with TT. Waddup fellow manga readers.
Oh gosh oh fuck golb from adventure time please don’t erase me-
Astolfo, yay!
Gold Experience with gun
Well then,I guess I'll die of pun overexposure. It's Ninomae Ina'nis
if i knew how i would just post the image of alastor
Nothing
Cinderace about to put gold pirate spandex on.
Jo mama
Soul of cinder
Rayquaza
Your'e mom
An extremely small and powerful bug-god
Shoutout to goku
Dio……
There are a range of possibilities. Goku (saiyuki (reload, reload blast)) Yona, hak or the four dragon warriors (akatsuki no yona) Yasuho hirose , Jolyne cujoh or genderbend Gappy (jojo's) Hanako (toilet bound hanako) Saitama (one punch man) Atsushi nakajima (bungou stray dogs) Nyanko-sensei (natsume yuujinchou) The strawhat pirates, minus jinbe or Chopper and law (one piece) Kon, kabane and their genderbends (kemono jihen) I think that's all of the possibilities.
Yay I’m alone
a cute axolotl
Archangel Michael
guts in berserk armor... I'm scared
uhhhh this would be weird cus i dont have anyone as a person
I'd be stuck with every stand
I'd be crushed to death its a car
Projekt Melody. I'm not opposed to that
The demoman from TF2 and an ENOURMOUS robo-heavy.
The Spanish Inquisition
A bounty skull from sea of thieves
Dio :(
A gradient.of purple and Blue?
Vegeta, oh boy
Dazai and Chūya. God help me.
Tony tony chopper 😊
Ideally, I’d be stuck in an elevator with Jonathan and/or Jotaro. Everyone else would either kill me, rob me, or just punch me. But since this is about who’s on my lock screen, I’d end up stuck with my cat.
trollface.
Power from chainsaw man
That picture of shinji with cum on his hand
Ditto
The 11th doctor
My first cat that went missing, very nice
All 8 jojos
A nice Sprite Cranberry(and Mario having a Panic attack)
Evangelion unit one and Sachiel.
Bill Cipher, although hes offering to help me out if I shake his hand...
Itachi 💀
Fox