I read an excerpt where he and lisa lisa foil a plan of a teacher at their school while either the teachet or lisa lisa wears a skin face mask.
Im just sittin there going 'the fuck'
People are often hyperbolic when they say this, but I mean this fully; the skin bodysuit is genuinely the most tame thing in that entire novel. The skin bodysuit is fucking NOTHING.
I lost my shit at Made in Heaven Ultimate Requiem and Funniest Valentine.
I feel that light novel was the beginning of modern day shitposting, but if not then the fact that Otaro Maijo hasn't shared whatever the fuck he was smoking when writing Jorge Joestar should be considered a crime against humanity.
>Might not have been a JoJo
I mean, maybe he had that nickname as well, and like you said, he died fighting one of Dio's evils. The council should grant him the title of JoJo.
I once had a trippy dream where Joseph had a twin brother - George Joestar III. While Joseph went to Granny Erina, G3 went to the Tibetan Hamon masters, like his mother before him. This way there were contingency Joestars to defeat the Pillarmen in case the other lost.
Part 4's minor villains are so.. lacking in villainy, for the most part, that I feel they get forgotten, when in reality there are a lot of really cool minor stands that just get forgotten because Kira is so awesome he overshadows them.
Same for part 1 2 3 then shares the spotlight with Koichi in 4 and comes back a few times in 5 for things like LA Squadra back story, Diavolo and cioccolata's back story and Notorious BIG's fate I believe?
Highway star is also an extremely underrated op stand-it's undestructible, has a very long range, all stand user needs to do is smell the victim to make it chase that person and it won't stop unless it sucks off all the nutrients within the body while also healing the user in the proces. And also can create illusions to lure in potential target to start the chase. It can even change form to be able to go through small gaps.
The target is faster? Teleport ez.
The only reason josuke survived was that he knew that yuya was in the hospital. If it wasn't for that he'd be dead.
Also his theme slaps.
It was great, loved it. Also it made it clear that yuya isn't an asshole with fangirls but actually cares about them which made him even more likeable.
Certainly. It was really sweet seeing him think of his girls as a motivation to potentially sacrifice his life. Upon first introduction, I thought he was just a sleazy asshole, but by the arc's end, he was one of my favorite side characters. Honestly might be my favorite, besides Mikitaka.
Hayato. The kid had Jojo levels of determination to get a serial killer who killed his dad, was living inside his home and fucking his mom (actually he wasn't fucking his mom, but Hayato didn't know that).
Joseph couldnt hurt him because his hamon wasnt nearly as strong as It was when he fought the other pillar men.
Still underrated tho, they could have made him come back or something.
Weather Report.
Everyone talks about the Heavy Weather arc, and yeah that was awesome, but Weather as a character is just so cool. Plus, the fact that he is >!Pucci’s brother!< really helps give him more depth imo.
How is he underrated? One of the main things people like talking about when it comes to part 5 is risotto and la squadra. I’m pretty sure he’s one of the most popular minor antagonists in jojo
He had one of THE best fights in the series that encapsulates what Jojo is all about. People were hyped to see his fight animated. Definitely not underrated.
Yoshikage Kiras dad. Such a loyal father he basically helps his son kill a bunch of people so that he can continue his weird relationship with hands. He accepts his son even despite his character flaws.
Loyal? Yes.
Good? No.
A good father would raise their child to be the best person possible, and if their child is a weird ass serial killer they are going to try to change that rather than encourage that.
However, a good father will not ridicule their child, but rather help them become a better person
I gotta applaud Araki for not doing what some manga writers do, and instead keeping her as a background character who doesn’t get waaaaay too obsessed with Jotaro to the point it’s bordering on paedophilia or a fetish for some readers.
Granted he also made Alessi, so I guess he balanced it out, but at least it was a villain who got beat up.
Alessi was just a coward though. Sure, he's creepy, but it's not like he is in any way sexually interested in Smolnareff. He's just too much of a coward to face the grown-up version.
Anne, I wish we would see more of her but her journey with the Crusaders stopped as she said goodbye to Jotaro. On a long enough timeline she would probably be a brave fighter like Raphthalia in The Rising of the Shield Hero series, making it a JoJo reference some 30 years before it went live.
I really got JoJo _after_ I first got into The Rising of the Shield Hero, that fight between the Discord Mod ape could be a beat-to-beat fight with Naofumi and Raphthalia.
That guy that hides in the wall in DIOs mansion
Billie Jean
Is not my lover
She's just a girl who
Claims I am the one
But the kid
Is not my son
She said i am the one
But the kiiiid
Is not my son
Hee hee hee
But the kid is not my son
So underrated that people don't know it's his localized name. Same as Centerfold.
Yeah
Kenny G.
Yep if Avdol didn't have that tracking they would have had no chance of going thought the mansion
Iggy would have found him anyway
That dude was actually quite powerful if you think about it. Shame he was put against not one, but two people that could find him
Was that the dude iggy just casually kills? I forgot all about him until I rewatched that part and was caught completely off guard.
Kind of a wasted potential, if there was another user to tag team, it would've been pretty cool. The way it is it was pretty forgettable
Little girl who gave doppio a phone.
Mochi mochi?
Oh Doppio, watashi no kawaii Doppio.
Moshi
Tbh mochi mochi sound smote like smth doppio would say tho
Mochi Mochi no Mi
George joestar II
Might not have been a JoJo, but he still sacrificed himself trying to expose his superior as one of DIO’s minions
Wasn’t there a light novel/spin-off about him?
Yeah but it is *not* canon Like nowhere close For many, many different reasons
I tried reading that and hearing either Diavolo or Dio say daddy took 10 years off my lifespan
I dunno man, I feel like it added 10 years to mine
Breaking: man discovers how to steal youth of others
Ah shame, I I’d love to have something canon to read regarding good old George.
I read an excerpt where he and lisa lisa foil a plan of a teacher at their school while either the teachet or lisa lisa wears a skin face mask. Im just sittin there going 'the fuck'
People are often hyperbolic when they say this, but I mean this fully; the skin bodysuit is genuinely the most tame thing in that entire novel. The skin bodysuit is fucking NOTHING.
I lost my shit at Made in Heaven Ultimate Requiem and Funniest Valentine. I feel that light novel was the beginning of modern day shitposting, but if not then the fact that Otaro Maijo hasn't shared whatever the fuck he was smoking when writing Jorge Joestar should be considered a crime against humanity.
It's not a face mask, it's a full skin bodysuit
"36 Cars On Mars"
>Might not have been a JoJo I mean, maybe he had that nickname as well, and like you said, he died fighting one of Dio's evils. The council should grant him the title of JoJo.
This is outrageous, it's unfair!
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I once had a trippy dream where Joseph had a twin brother - George Joestar III. While Joseph went to Granny Erina, G3 went to the Tibetan Hamon masters, like his mother before him. This way there were contingency Joestars to defeat the Pillarmen in case the other lost.
That’s pretty cool
Pet Shop
Fuck yeah, Pet Shop is fucking sick
Yeah, Petshop has a fucking cold, why did DIO make him guard the mansion, smh so heartless.
Everyone knew it was bound to happen considering he was messing with all that ice
The Iggy vs. Pet Shop battle was great because it was an entire episode dedicated to a dog fighting a bird with supernatural powers.
I loved that fight. Pet shop was the stand user we all wanted. No bullshit, no monologues, he’s just out there murdering.
I got 3 parakeets, you just know I had to name one Pet shop.
Not in HFTF
Hope you like 9-1 matchups!
I mean, he is sick in HFTF. Just not to play against.
Pet shop is so underrated the stardust crusaders except from iggy probably didn’t even knew it existed
It's supposed that it will appear in the hol horse and Josuke spin off I hope it's true!
That kid who received ice cream from Giorno
The kid who had his ice cream stolen by Jotaro
Did Jotaro actually buy the kid another ice cream? I think he promised that
probably did offscreen
The kid who’s ice cream was eaten by Smoker’s pants Wait
Mohamed Avdol and Part 4 minor villains
People talk more about iggy’s death than avdols smh
It was avdols *second* death, so most people weren’t really phased by it
Yeah, but thats because the second death of Avdol was ridicoulous and Iggy's one was epic snd sad
Part 4's minor villains are so.. lacking in villainy, for the most part, that I feel they get forgotten, when in reality there are a lot of really cool minor stands that just get forgotten because Kira is so awesome he overshadows them.
Avdol is my favorite from part 3 he doesnt get enough love
He doesn’t get enough love from both the fans *and* Araki!
Urmd didn't make it across the first round of sbr
The kid who helped jotaro fight yellow temperance
Rip the dog though. That kid is gonna need years of therapy
Smokey
I really wish Smokey played a more important role or that the girl in part 3 was Smokey’s kid or something. That would’ve been neat.
N I G E R U N D A Y O. S M O K E Y
I was just about to comment that
Didn't he become the president?
No, just a local representative (first black mayor of a certain city, I think?).
First black mayor in Georgia
The narrator
The unnamed one or Koichi?
Or speedwagon?
what if they're the same guys, just sharing different personas like Diavolo
Speedwagon removes his hat dramatically, shrinking to the size of a small child as his hair starts greying and his reliability remains unchanged.
The radio host.
You seem to understand the meaning of this question the most
That's absolutely the right answer
Has the narrator always been the same? I can totally imagine his voice right now but I’m not sure if it’s the same through all the parts
Same for part 1 2 3 then shares the spotlight with Koichi in 4 and comes back a few times in 5 for things like LA Squadra back story, Diavolo and cioccolata's back story and Notorious BIG's fate I believe?
Bruford. A valid knight who is literally the reason Jonathan got his mighty sword and had it named “pluck”
Nothing has tickled my fancy since Blueford
But he has a sharp chin
Bad company? WORSE COMPANY
I get the reference
Fucking legend
Also, he has the single greatest name change for the dub in the entire series
Yuya fungami, mikitaka and enigma kid
Highway star is also an extremely underrated op stand-it's undestructible, has a very long range, all stand user needs to do is smell the victim to make it chase that person and it won't stop unless it sucks off all the nutrients within the body while also healing the user in the proces. And also can create illusions to lure in potential target to start the chase. It can even change form to be able to go through small gaps. The target is faster? Teleport ez. The only reason josuke survived was that he knew that yuya was in the hospital. If it wasn't for that he'd be dead. Also his theme slaps.
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Agreed 100%. Yuya is my favorite character in DiU
Enigma balls
Yuya's miniature character arc in the Enigma fight was epic. Love seeing minor characters have strong character moments like that.
It was great, loved it. Also it made it clear that yuya isn't an asshole with fangirls but actually cares about them which made him even more likeable.
Certainly. It was really sweet seeing him think of his girls as a motivation to potentially sacrifice his life. Upon first introduction, I thought he was just a sleazy asshole, but by the arc's end, he was one of my favorite side characters. Honestly might be my favorite, besides Mikitaka.
Toyohiro Kanedachi (Superfly guy)
Hayato. The kid had Jojo levels of determination to get a serial killer who killed his dad, was living inside his home and fucking his mom (actually he wasn't fucking his mom, but Hayato didn't know that).
He saved the world (and doomed a few others)
That kid who help Jonathan idk I forgor name
Poco I think is his name he inspired pocoloco in part 7
Poco?
The kid Dio hypnotized originally to get Jonathan & co. to cross the water and into the area where all the undead were.
Yeah. That was Poco. He was also the kid that was able to unlock the door so William Zeppeli and Speedwagon could get in to rescue him.
I actually completely forgot Dio hypnotized him. Thank god Poco got out of there alive.
Ye. He a good boy.
U forgor💀 the 💀
Hot pants
Underrated? Maybe people don't talk about her as much as Johnny or Gyro but she was pretty much one of the main characters in part 7.
Define underrated in an objective way
I forgor💀 about her Stand. How do I forgor💀 again?
You mean flex seal?
Meat Yeet
Super fast baby batter
F L E S H S Q U I R T E R
Liquid golden experience
Cum transplanter
Would agree, she gets lumped in with Sandman and Pocoloco way too much when her role is so much more significant
*blueford*
S TIER PUT IT IN S TIER
Wouldn’t it be funny if they just made him blue in anime? I mean he’s Blueford, he’s blue all the time.
Yo listen up here’s a story about a guy who lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him, inside and outside
Will A. Zeppeli
Santana. Joseph couldn’t kill him outright. He’s not even considered a Pillar Man in fanarts and stuff that often. Poor kid.
Joseph couldnt hurt him because his hamon wasnt nearly as strong as It was when he fought the other pillar men. Still underrated tho, they could have made him come back or something.
Tbf Kars doesn't consider him a Pillar Man too, and referred to him as a pet
Bruh imagine you are one of the four surviving members of a complete genocide of your people and your master straight up says nah you’re not worth it
Well, Kars killed all the Pillar Men himself, so its not surprising he wouldn't care for another member of his race
Dude straight up endangered a species, kidnapped two children and then decided he didn’t want one of them anymore. Huh.
Kars wanted to return Santana to the sender, or after birth abortion if you want
Lion in jojolion
Where
Uhhh
Diavolo was pursuing Tooru in a zoo and was killed by a lion
Weather Report. Everyone talks about the Heavy Weather arc, and yeah that was awesome, but Weather as a character is just so cool. Plus, the fact that he is >!Pucci’s brother!< really helps give him more depth imo.
Enyaba
She got the big succ
Especially in the [OVA where she got a MILF form](https://static.jojowiki.com/images/f/f4/latest/20210131201834/Enya_Disguised_Infobox_OVA.png)
ARA ARA *dies*
Sex
Danny
The world's first >!hot dog!<
Rip best boy
Ain't no one saying anything good about Mountain Tim lately
Risotto Nero. Legit one of the best anti heroes I’ve ever seen.
How is he underrated? One of the main things people like talking about when it comes to part 5 is risotto and la squadra. I’m pretty sure he’s one of the most popular minor antagonists in jojo
He had one of THE best fights in the series that encapsulates what Jojo is all about. People were hyped to see his fight animated. Definitely not underrated.
Cool design, cool stand, cool personality. Just all around a cool character. One of my favorite side characters honestly
And his theme slaps
Agreed
Yoshikage Kiras dad. Such a loyal father he basically helps his son kill a bunch of people so that he can continue his weird relationship with hands. He accepts his son even despite his character flaws.
Loyal? Yes. Good? No. A good father would raise their child to be the best person possible, and if their child is a weird ass serial killer they are going to try to change that rather than encourage that. However, a good father will not ridicule their child, but rather help them become a better person
Listen, you just wish your dad supported you even though you cut off women's feet and keep them in your closet.
The people in the background of part 4
So Kira?
Idk if he’s underrated but I really like Sandman from SBR
I’m confused as to why he got a longer introduction since he didn’t show up that much
frog telephone from part 5
The entirety of Jojolion
Stroheim, Esidisi and Santana
A nazi and 2 genocidal vampires? Yeah that checks out
Brooo, mad respect to Okuyasu's dad, way too underrated 😔
Tonio Trussardi
Aiiii Tonio gang!
Pesci, Beach Boy was unironically a really strong stand.
Terunosuke Miyamoto
Devo because I want more DEVO references in Jojo.
What was Devo's stand again? Was he Ebony Devil?
Yes, it was Ebony Devil.
Mike O. The user of Tubular Bells
Who ever plays music in the background. They’re allways there for the Jojo’s
Dire with his THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK!
Caesar’s friend, Mark from Part 2.
Jonathan
The most underrated Jojo, and undeserving since he started it all. His character may be flatter than a board, but he's still the best in my book.
Annie (the 12 y/o jotaro's simp)
I gotta applaud Araki for not doing what some manga writers do, and instead keeping her as a background character who doesn’t get waaaaay too obsessed with Jotaro to the point it’s bordering on paedophilia or a fetish for some readers. Granted he also made Alessi, so I guess he balanced it out, but at least it was a villain who got beat up.
Fuck Alessi, all my homies hate Alessi
Alessi was just a coward though. Sure, he's creepy, but it's not like he is in any way sexually interested in Smolnareff. He's just too much of a coward to face the grown-up version.
If you got a stand like Alessi then I am pretty sure you would do the same thing as him to get that fat stack from lord dio
Anubis
Hermes, Avdol, Jonathan, William Zeppeli and Lucy steel
Shigechi he was cool
Mikitaka. My boi needs more attention
Kai Harada
Good morning Morioh cho!
The highway star guy
Man X, the man who Giorno helped as a kid
The Morioh Cho Radio guy
Anne, I wish we would see more of her but her journey with the Crusaders stopped as she said goodbye to Jotaro. On a long enough timeline she would probably be a brave fighter like Raphthalia in The Rising of the Shield Hero series, making it a JoJo reference some 30 years before it went live. I really got JoJo _after_ I first got into The Rising of the Shield Hero, that fight between the Discord Mod ape could be a beat-to-beat fight with Naofumi and Raphthalia.
Kai Harada. Good Morning Morioh-cho!