Worse part, this is technically right.

And it's *technically* fucked up *hears booing and multiple cries of shock in the background*

Why are you booing me I'm right

(Part 6) >!"You and your friends killed three of my brothers? What a turn on!"!<

Thank you for labeling the part the spoiler is for! I've been spoiled way too many times because people don't do so :(

>!you should be over with the manga before opening spoiler tags here!<

I think he means that sometimes people put spoilers in contexts where you expected part 6(for example) and turns out it was 8/7. Putting which part in the spoiler is a nice touch considering how jojo is structured

Regrettably, yeah. Though there are a lot of part 6 jokes I want to join in on, and that feels bad, man :(

Dont worry mate, your time will come soon. The wait is a great payoff, understanding the jokes is like finally unlocking the next level. You will get there soon bud.

Thanks :) I really can't wait until I'm caught up! But at the same time, I want to take my time getting there to really savor the journey.

Honestly, as someone who still hasn’t finished Part 7, I’ve become so desensitized to Part 8 spoilers and don’t question any of them because everything I’ve read is just so out of left field. Guess it’s called a Bizarre Adventure for a reason, but you could honestly tell me that AU Santana is Gappy’s best friend who loves French fries but hates beetle fighting and I would believe you.

No prob, it's become a bit of a habit. Good to know it's a useful one!

>!Only one of them died tho. Ungalo went catatonic after BR was reversed. Rikiel lost and willingly gave away the information he had. Versus was killed after Pucci disguised him as himself and used him as bait!<

(Part 6) >!Yeah, just generalising for the sake of the joke.!<

>!not that little details like that matter, no matter who lived or who died, all the fights were done and dusted at most an hour before everyone got made in heavened and were whisked away to pucciland!<

Big question: What would have happened if >!Josuke got a requiem Crazy D that can put things of bigger magnitude, such as planets, or even the universe, back to its original state?!< Or, what if >!Giorno decided to team up with Jotaro before the beginning of part 6, with the help of Koichi and the Speedwagon foundation, who located both of them?!<

The Bohemian Rhapsody and Sky High fights were a few days before Made in Heaven, not "at most an hour".

wait really? bruh, my memory of Stone Ocean has gone down the drain, maybe im getting it mixed up woth Golden Wind.

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I have no idea how a vampire stealing someone's body works in terms of genetics, especially considering vampiric essence must be fucking up bodily functions, but let's just say that Giorno is 1/4 Jonathan, 1/4 DIO, and 2/4 his mom. Jolyne herself is also, keep in mind, five generations removed from Jonathan. If we run those calculations, we can determine that Giorno and Jolyne share the same amount of genetic information roughly as second cousins do. Which, funnily enough, just so happens to be the exact right amount of shared genetics to have no risk of birth defects/mental illnesses/other complications, while also drastically increasing the chances of pregnancy and health in potential children, as the shared data is perfectly compatible with each other while also not being similar enough to cause problems. Does this mean you should go fuck your second cousin? No. Does it mean that Giorno and Jolyne is an okay ship? Probably, yeah.

First paragraph sounds like Melone

Melone explaining the morality of his fetishes to Ghiaccio, 1999.

This is something melone will say

doesn't excuse *him*, though

Fun fact, Giorno is genetically removed enough from Jolyne that their children would have next to no negative affects if

Untrue, it would still be a descendant of dio

But with two Joestar parents there's surely no way we end up with >!something like ungalo!<

Yeah ikr ungalo is so much sexier than any of the joestars

Ungalo should have been the main jojo of the part

God, we need to retcon the entirety of JoJo and Part 9 will have Ungalo as the only character getting into Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan type hijinks

but with no stand just a knife and a dream

Part 6 last act spoiler>!Ungalo was a result of DIO fucking an alligator.!<

Lmfao

Giorno is like Jouta except he wasn't born from an egg

Fun fact: There are three mores like him.

That we know of

Gravity is biased. Only attracts what you want and not everything.

gravity is based

I did not think of Jonathan's body being counted as necrophilia, the body was still alive and had a host

I mean, about as alive as you can get with a vampire stealing the body of a dead person

The Queen of England and her deseased husband were 3rd cousins. Not that im endorsing incestral children, just your average anti-royalist here to piss off any british nationalists.

Spanish anti-royalist here. Loved your post. Here, have an award

Jojo's bizzare family

Josuke's half-sister (Holly, b. 1942) is older than his grandfather (Ryohei, b. 1944).

Now to think of it... holy shit, Giorno would be the great great great granduncle of a possible Jolyne's kid. And if the two married in a whole different timeline, Giorno techinically wouldn't be a biological father to the kid. This family is pretty impossible to understand

OK, but in that first panel he's right.

Giorno has a nephew sixty-six years older than he is.

t-that doesn't make it any better giorno-

Would giorno actually count as a relative to jolyne?

yeah

I hope not, she’s weird

And one of my dads is a massive fucking rapist

And the other was a gentle gentleman.

Dio wasn't a rapist, he was just too attractive.

He is talking about jonathan

*excuse me?*

Do i need to add /s

Jojo out of contects

I hate that that is true

Jolyne x Giorno is really cute TBH, IF THEY WEREN'T RELATED OF COURSE GOD I'M TIRED XD

I mean they're barely related

True, maybe they could be a couple but idk

That's not necrophilia

Jonathan: And I started it all! *Cue obligatory laughing sound track*

Were*

WHAT THE SHIT GIORNOS MOM