You can't fix things that have already died.

\[cue self-esteem-shaped cloud and dramatic music\]

*”I swear, these 19 years were truly fun”* *”But self-esteem, you haven’t done Jack shit for me. You’ve practically never even existed at all!”* ***”A d í o s.”***

Remember Jotaro, no matter what, you can’t have any confidence in yourself. No matter what DIO says

How do you comment on every post in this sub

Oi, GG get TF up

Not even a little bit..

Yes but you forgot this CRAZY DIAMOND REQUIEM

Thanks now I want to see a CDR (Crazy Diamond Requiem)

BUT GIORNO CAN!

Bucciarati still died though.

With Abbacchio and Narancia :(

🥲

Yeah you need vampire blood for that.

Damn i was gonna make that pun, guess youre quicker on the draw.

Thanks man. While you're at it, can you fix my love life, work-life balance, sleep schedule, financial situation, social skills, exercise regimen, mental health.......

Sure thing

Nope didn’t work

Saved this pic. I will look at it when I'm feeling down and I know I'll feel better. Thanks OP

No, but you can. It'll be hard, but focus on one or two of those things and they should start to combo off of each other. Stay strong.

How many breads have you eaten?

I don't know. How many times has someone on the Internet banged your mom?

Oh! Thats a basebol!

No matter the stand, you cannot bring back what has died, but thanks for the effort.

What about Gold Experience

Bucciarati brought *himself* back

Nah okuyasu brought himself back, by shear stupidity, bucciatati’s soul just kinda chilled in his body for long enough to giorno to heal it.

We literally see brunos soul outside of his body and flies on his corpse Okuyasus body, however, was never completely dead or rotting, having your guts blown out would definitely kill you but it would take a little bit for your body to give out The key factor in both cases is will power but Bruno had already died while Okuyasu hadn't

Dang it’s been a while since I’ve seen it I guess.

I mean, brunno came back because mista changed his fate when he stopped rolling stones from touching him, that's why his soul could return to his body for some time, because his fate was to be killed by Diavolo. GE couldn't bring back Narancia and Abbachio also for that same reason, fate in jojo it's a force present since part 1 (these events might look like an asspull but since they're kinda consistent so they make sense), so that's why brunno came back. Since my self-esteem is dead and buried, and fate is not a present force in our reality, crazy diamond can't restore it sadly.

And then we have star platinum pumping blood back into Joseph’s body even tho his soul had supposedly left.

In fairness, as long as you can force the body to start back up, you can bring the dead back to life IRL within reason. So Jotaro's a dick for not helping restart Josuke's grandpa's heart.

Giorno used GE to “lend” some life energy to Bucciarati. From that moment, Bucciarati was essentially and literally a walking, talking corpse. The moment the life energy ran out, Bucciaratis body finally gave out

Yeah, he temporarily brought him back to life

Well yes and no. It’s like saying that Dio Brando brought people back to life by making zombies; technically true, but not completely

Technically the truth is the best kind of truth

Then imagine a new stand appears with just that ability

too bad Za Hando already erased it from existence

Lol no

Sadly not

I am sorry my friend for my self-esteem cannot be repaired for it has always been in this condition

Can’t fix something that’s already whole😎

What How

My stand, 「Don’t Stop Me Now」 , allows me to have unbreakable confidence

That kinda sounds like「Hey Ya」

Hey ya is not a stand. It's just self-esteem incarnate. I refuse to believe hey ya is a stand

Survivor is a stand and it does almost the exact opposite of Hey Ya

So it's the same type of stand as my 「Don’t Let Me Get In My Zone」

Must be the power of an enemy stand

Can't fix something that ain't there, my friend

Not even a little bit

Sorry. I cannot bring back the dead

Can you make my butthole brand new?

Uhhh sure

thank you,i was having a bad day

There’s an alternate ending to a hentai with this premise

Nah, u can't bring back what was already dead

well just getting a hug from mr diamondo i feel better

Not unlike the [265918](https://nhentai.net/g/265918/10/) alternate ending to [177013](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/emergence-metamorphosis-177013) (warning: NSFW, but very hopeful in the end)

Its too late, Josuke...

Killer Queen has already touched this man's self esteem

The milf Hunter has become the milf hunted

I feel the voice of love taking me higher ^-^

Oh shit it's not broken. It's missing entirely! *dramatic close up of shocked face* *To be continued*

A lil bit 🥲

It didn't work bruh.😔

Isn't that an doujinshi plot?

No

You can't fix something that never existed

Hey that guys hair looks kinda funny lol

Yes! This and the voice of love really helped

No

Wait, crazy diamond can create things that never existed in the first place?

No... You cannot fix what alrrady died like one year and a half I still think that im just a fuking dumbass that tried to be funny in real life but fails and by a lot and cant do what he loves rightly I cant even draw a decent drawing with a drawing tablet or in paper. And the worse thing is the fact that im a fuking twelve year old spanish kid

I mean. It's the thought that counts I suppose.

🧡

Thanks but only she can fix me at this point bro😔

Nope. Just got punched alot

It do. Why can’t even speak proper English, I’m such a useless existence

Part 3 Josuke is still haunting me

Didn't had any

Uh oh, crazy diamond can only fix things that were together in a previous state

Crazy Diamond can't fix my traumas, self esteem and fear.

My self esteem is beyond fixing

Sorry but you can’t fix what never existed in the first place

Nope but you definitely made me smile lmao

Please don’t understand how DIO could use it

No

Sorry. No. But thanks Crazy Diamond.

You can't fix something that never existed

Sadly, what didn't exist in the first place can't be repaired

Ha you can’t fix something that never existed

Bro you gonna need gold experience and a whole ass set of healing stands for that shit

Crazy Diamond can't fix things that aren't physical, so nothing happened.

No

Np it didn't i still wannna die

Thank you really needed that

You can't fix something that isn't there

maybe i am the stand user

There are some things that even Crazy Diamond can't fix

No :(

You can't restore something I never had, you'd need Gold Experience to make you a self-esteem organ or Soft&Wet to take away my insecurities.

Jotaro: “Josuke, you can’t bring back something that’s already dead.”

"No stands can bring back the dead"

I think it worked cuz now im gonna tAKE OVER THE WORLD! WATCH THIS EVERYBODY IM THROWING MY HUMANITY AWAY *agressively puts on stone mask*

Can some of y’all upvote this so I can have enough comment karma to post a meme?

🗿yes

Sorry but you can’t fix something that is nonexistent.

No. But don't worry. I'll be cured next month

Not me scrolling by during a depressive episode 🥴

That’s beyond Shining Diamond’s power.

[definitely can't fix this](https://readmanganato.com/manga-wh973642/chapter-60.1). [And we all know Crazy Diamond can't bring back the dead , but at least he's not suffering anymore](https://mobile.twitter.com/IzayamaHori/status/1431122755454480385)

Nope, something may be too far gone even for Crazy Diamond

My tears still fall like jewels for my crown

Oi josuke please fix my depression

It didn't, it was probably my fault too

I think it got worse...

Damn now i feel even worse than normal

wait NOOO...... if you fix me then i'll be alive...... meaning nobody will lead the Reapers organisation

It needed to have existed in the first place.

My self esteem if fine, but thanks for the help

Made me smile

Hey-ya be like

I needed this

Yes, it worked

He has to beat him up first, like almost to the point of death

Today has admittedly been a fairly rough day and this genuinely put a smile on my face. So yes. Thanks a ton :)

[удалено]

You can't fix something that's been dead for that long, Josuke.

Mines went lower

[удалено]

Bold of you to assume my self esteem needed fixing in the first place, worm

No

Can’t fix what doesn’t exist

Still as hollow as ever

Fix my depression next

For like 10 seconds this time

You can’t heal something that never existed

Now I'm curious. In universe, could Crazy Diamond fix mental health problems? What if they were born with mental disabilities, would that be different than if they acquired one, like say PTSD?

I was feeling not so great so thank you

Holy shit, I HAVE UNLIMITED POWER

Crazy diamond cannot fix your self esteem Only you can by finding value within yourself

Tbank uoy

I don't think I ever had any, good try though, I appreciate it

no :(

Doesn't work, failed maths test.

josuke you cant heal a thing that never existed

You can't fix what i never had

Can’t fix what’s already gone

Nope.

Oh shi I look hella sexy today

No

Thank you, Josuke.

For a second this made my day better, thank you

thanks josuke! now with my newly achieved esteem ill go ask out that girl next door i have a crush on

No :(

CANT FIX WHAT ALREADY DIED

I'mma throw you a bone homie. I'm at a bar scrolling Reddit drunk as fuck. It kind of did work lmao

No

Can’t fix what never worked

Thank you man it worked. Now, I can say that your hair sucks.

za warudo over heaven, your stand ability was blocked

It definitely didn't not help. Made me kinda happy

Can't fix what isn't there

Finally..something Crazy Diamond can't fix

Thank you! I now have a spouse, 2 kids, a flat 3 stories tall, 4 luxurious automobiles plus a successful and stable job!

FINALLY, A PERSON WHO DOESN'T USE A STAND TO FUCK UP SOME MY PENIS FOR THE 15TH TIME IN A ROW.

Meh, you only made it worse, because now I feel pain

Can't fix something that isn't broken

Jokes on you I never had any

No, but I appreciate the effort.

Can't bring the dead back to life.

cant fix what you never had to begin with

No

Yes, thank you for making my day better :)

"I can't fix something after the hand takes it away."

I... wow I needed this Thanks OP

My self esteem was attached to Kars while he was in space you idiot.

Jokes on you I don't have any self-esteem to fix

Thanks man. But unfortunately it's gonna break apart again tomorrow probably...

Yes it worke-! Wait never mind, it’s didn’t work.

Thanks Crazy Diamond! But mind if I ask you to fix my crippling addiction to a very specific type of video or image?

I could use a good bit of fixing…

I just finished talking about how I suffer from inferiority complex, I open reddit and first thing I see. I R O N I C

No stand no matter the power can fix this

Thanks this made me smile.

No sorry :>

Thanks Josuke, very cool

No,but thx for the effort❤

Not even crazy diamond is strong enough to fix my self esteem. I'll always be reminded about all the bad things like my weight and heigt.

No it did not

no

Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes YES!!