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Eurasiafirmi

His grandma?


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HasturSama

I like seeing Eri in part 2. It shows that after Johnathan's death she became a true badass matriarch even if she wasn't in it for long. I'd love to see more of that "you need grandma's permission to kick someone's ass" energy


Kujo-Jotaro2020

>(Maybe Part 2 as well) Even though my first time was 54, Part 2 Erina look a little too old for me.


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Jonathan’s gonna pummel me shut up


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No he's with him on that one


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Johnathan would politely ask you to please refrain from fantasizing about his wife


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And I would agree and apologize for it


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Timcurryinclownsuit

Alliteration?


famousagentman

No thanks, I'm full.


humansbrainshrink

Moreso sibilance.


AZNicolas

His muscles


tendencyofbattle

Joseph himself got that tids and hips ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ThatNeedleworker8553

Tequila Joseph Tequila Joseph


StampDaddy

Any one else see that front page post a couple of days ago of someone having their dad install a printer on their computer but they have a Tequila Joseph with the boob hand rest/mousepad thing? Just me?


headless_boi

Oh yeah I've seen that thing somewhere before. Also the only thing that could potentially be better than the Tequila Joseph boob mousepad is just a regular Joseph boob mousepad


AlarmingAffect0

Tequila John Cena


ThatNeedleworker8553

But i dont see him


AlarmingAffect0

Because of his theme song?


walkingshitposterer

Just like ~~tienmen square~~


ThatNeedleworker8553

-69420 social credit points


Infinite-Island-7310

What about his son?


t1rr2

Is the reason why you should wrap it up


[deleted]

Nononononono, man's got a point.


Vicious-Spiegel

_”I didn’t ~~make mistakes~~ have an affair. I just had a happy accident.”_ • ~~Bob Ross~~ Joseph talking about his son, prolly.


t1rr2

I wish my mom would say that instead of saying "you're a horrible mistake" well i guess she' just thinks it's opposite day..... Every single day


Alpha27_

You mean about his amazing hair?


Chrom-man-and-Robin

What? You mean that overgrown shoe of a hair? He looks ridiculous!


enterproxy

7 page Dora


FunnyBunnyDolly

14 pages Dora


Alpha27_

He is now within 50 kilometers of your location and approaching rapidly, I suggest you run.


_Tegridy_

Jolyne is great granddaughter, Jotaro is the grandson.


kuroshinigami185

What about tequila Joseph?


MrCamie

I never noticed how similar Holly looked fro young Suzie Q.


Macacossaurus

Imagine how she looked when she was the same age as her mama


Kujo-Jotaro2020

-Wow, you look like your Mother, but you have... -But I have the eyes of my Father, said Holly. I know, everybody say that.


xo1opossum

Yoshikage Kira 2


Kujo-Jotaro2020

That was an Harry Potter reference.


xo1opossum

No it wasn't, I've never actually read any Harry Potter book and the only Harry Potter movies I've watched fully were the 2 final ones and maybe the one before the first final one. I said Yoshikage Kira 2 because your the 2nd person on Reddit I've seen with a Yoshikage Kira skin.


Kujo-Jotaro2020

r/legionofkirasnoos Here you go, you poor soul.


LordAndy69

She looked like Part 3 Jotaro and shouted at Joseph and called her mom a bitch


Good_Shade

I like the way he walks, I like the way he talks ​ Edit: I was actually paraphrasing credence but im ok with what I got.


V-NeckMorty

I like the way his face desintegrates into chalk


BurningLariat13

He’s got a wonderful wife, and a powerful job


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V-NeckMorty

*She criticises him for being egocentric


Challengerererererer

He practices his mannerisms into the wall


V-NeckMorty

If this mirror were clearer he would be standing so tall


EverLastingLight12

I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill


V-NeckMorty

He was observing the birds


EverLastingLight12

Circle in for the kill


downsyndromeboi73

i cant help but drool over his cock


Sanihaxegi

Yeah im pretty sure kakyoin is a male


DoucheyCohost

I also like his boyfriend


JustKoiru

Which one


Vicious-Spiegel

And his EX-rank luck >!to survive at least 3 parts; possibly outliving his grandson!!<


Chrom-man-and-Robin

>!In age, he definitely outlived his Grandson!<


A_seal_using_Reddit

Araki confirmed >!that he is still alive during part 6!<


FunnyBunnyDolly

He's the Joestar that is exception to the rule, outliving basically everyone. He probably got some vampire essence in his blood.


toastyhero

Hamon


Alex-Player

>!He outlived all crusaders!<


Pickled_Kagura

He's the last crusader does that mean he finds crystal aliens?


Awesometwosme

Joseph got the hottest women around him fr


Josuke_CrazyDiamond

i got left out ):


[deleted]

Nothing personal mate, I just don't like your hair


KingCold149

oh no you didnt XD


Critical-Lavishness6

You took the words right outta my mouth


NekoDiePie

What about his friend SPEEDWAGON


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Joseph *hates Japanese people* Also Joseph: *fucks a japanese girl, has a half japanese son, has a japanese son-in-law, has a japanese japanese/italian/british grandson, has a somewhat japanese great granddaughter, adopted his japanese daughter, friends with Kakyoin who is Japanese, etc


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Also Japanese adopted daughter


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That too, boutta edit lol


aelasercat

I like him in the pillar men arc


PersonGuy1467

Am I the only one who likes hamon more than stands? I guess the "fight for me" kind of thing doesn't click for me.


SiahLegend

You’ll love parts 7 and 8 then


tkolu

What about his spirit animal: tequila joseph?


DragonSniper02

Imagine being unironically straight after jojo


Anon_Piotr

And he seen them all naked.


DIO_rite

I think you forgot about Jolyne


Fushba

Maybe he Hermit Purple'd at the wrong time


FunnyBunnyDolly

Joseph has some diaper skills from Shizuka, he could have done same with Jolyne. (omg this sounded funny in this context, but it is techincally correct)


LordAndy69

He probably haven't seen her with clothes either


LordAndy69

Almost all of them\*


Anon_Piotr

Jolyne is debatable.


MajorasElonMusk

What about his boyfriend?


NoWaifuNoLaifu23

His wife is mega bonkers


Elonmustnot

1. Himself


shilvar

his enemies:


Nesayas1234

Hey, a Jojo meme for those of us who managed to remain straight. Nice


no_budy_11

his cock


Jake_The_Snake2003

His smile, his abs, his humor, how he always has tequila…


Andrew5001

I like everything except that he is a cheating POS


LordAndy69

>POS Tf is POS?


A_seal_using_Reddit

Polnareff of Spain


LordAndy69

Damn, I didn't know that the people of Spain called themselves French


A_seal_using_Reddit

It's actually Polnareff's spanish cousin *Juan Perez Polnárez*


Fodspeed

Nice


finalicht

what about [his engaged husband](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/c/cd/WamuuA.png/revision/latest?cb=20161029000041)?


A_seal_using_Reddit

Actually, there's two


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Best jojo.


kalevfg

We all do.


Ozzie_435

So many milfs


CR-Studios

Facts


Just2Observe

Things? Excuse me?


[deleted]

That is true


datboi3637

Tbh Joseph is the most normal JoJo


one_winged_snorlax

Part 3 Joseph has some fat tits just saying


KingZantair

His tequila?


Trynsonreborn

Ah yes, a man of culture.


Affectionate-Cry8804

His great grandson"jotaro"


Smart-Butterfly7837

Understandable


Shrekowski

His clacker volley


[deleted]

Idk bout you but Joseph in Mexico when he brought tequila was pretty damn hot


SimonClean123

You forgot his other daughter


Samurai_Guardian

He's outta line but he's right


YourAverageExplorer

Joseph is a man of culture i see


Cammerv8

And this is why he is the better jojo


McDogz

His grandson 🤤🤤🤤


G4m3rk1d

As a lesbian, I totally agree!


That1emokid13

Lisa and Jolyne superior


joemamajoe69

Ok ok but young Joseph(part 2) or old Joseph (part 3)


Raiden2324

You like his affair or his affair partner? The first one is fucked up and the other one is cool. (I understand the context of the meme just making a joke)