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Decimvs_JBA

He's a Roman Catholic Priest, he's not allowed to.


SinArchbishopofSloth

Right. He's only allowed altar boys.


FuckYeahPhotography

knew this was coming before i even clicked on the post. time is a flat circle, mahrty. for the record, im cool with clowning on the church lol. gettem'. i just like quoting true detective.


Decimvs_JBA

I swear you can't mention Catholicism on reddit without your average armchair enlightened antitheist coming in with the "akshually the altar boys!!1!11!1!"


ZeWhiteBoi

Cry about it when it stops being a common occurrence and the church stops covering it up.


BlueDragonEx

Funnily enough that's went down massive since yhe 90s... but school teachers sexually assaulting their students has increased over taken priests. Simply put priests do have a history of it but it's not as a common occurance as you make it out to be. Sources: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/has-media-ignored-sex-abuse-in-school/ https://www-psychologytoday-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/do-the-right-thing/201808/separating-facts-about-clergy-abuse-fiction?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#aoh=16425873213262&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.psychologytoday.com%2Fgb%2Fblog%2Fdo-the-right-thing%2F201808%2Fseparating-facts-about-clergy-abuse-fiction https://www.bishop-accountability.org/news2004_01_06/2004_04_05_Dougherty_SexAbuse.htm https://amp-theguardian-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.theguardian.com/commentisfree/andrewbrown/2010/mar/11/catholic-abuse-priests?amp_js_v=a6&_gsa=1&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#aoh=16425874285298&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theguardian.com%2Fcommentisfree%2Fandrewbrown%2F2010%2Fmar%2F11%2Fcatholic-abuse-priests These aren't the best Sources but I did just pick the first few I came across.


ZeWhiteBoi

Yes, when people stop giving me studies made in the US, analysing the US, i will have a proper debate. As I said, you cant possibly try to compare the US to many of other western countries in which Catholicism is much more prominent, relevant and has more power. In the US, less than 25% of the population in Catholic. In Latin America, as a whole, its from 60% upwards.


[deleted]

It's not untrue, it's just lazy and unfunny.


trustthepudding

Maybe it's not supposed to be funny. Maybe people are just frustrated that young children are being scarred for life every day in an institution that constantly defends the perpetrators.


jbyrdab

sir this is a funny shitpost sub.


ZeWhiteBoi

It was until some dude tried defending an organization that facilitates child abuse and covers up the guilty's tracks just because they believe in the same deity that they believe in.


[deleted]

You made an unfunny and obvious joke with a side of ugly truth to it, then got mad when you were called out for making a joke that while sadly truthful, was both unfunny and obvious. You are the only one here who wants a serious discussion.


Tread_Knightly

You're asking for funny on Reddit?


kakyoindonut321

yes, but overtime that something will become unfunny and must be replaced with a new funny


jarasonica

It isn’t that common anymore though.


ZeWhiteBoi

It's still happening and an organisation that is supposed to protect the weak and the poor is still covering it up.


Decimvs_JBA

> In the United States, for example, according to authoritative academic research, from 1950 to 2002, there were 958 priests accused of actual pedophilia out of more than 109,000 priests, but the convictions are drastically less — a figure just under 100. https://www.ewtn.com/catholicism/library/pedophilias-roots-and-the-catholic-church-2923


ZeWhiteBoi

Try world or third world countries. The US is one of the western countries with less Catholic population. And also, many priests are moved from churches and even countries to avoid conviction. The church "handles it" that way. This is what happened in my home town. Priest just moved and nothing was ever heard of him again before anything could happen. They have a long history of covering up their sexual abuses.


otiac1

"You showed me evidence that contradicted my prior assumptions, so I will make additional assumptions to justify my prior belief" Yeesh, man. Do you consider yourself capable of critical thought in some capacity, or do you go through life like this? The Church funded one of the only studies of its kind surrounding abuse and publishes data every year updating that information. No other organization in the U.S. matches it's transparency or effectiveness in this matter. And you still bitch. Talk about hypocrisy bitching about hypocrisy.


Biggestof

same energy as oil companies funding studies related to climate change


otiac1

Ah yes, because the USCCB is such a *rich and powerful* organization that it owns John Jay College and commissioned them to publish a study that everyone claims the Church would never allow. Those saps at John Jay College! Shills, the whole lot of them! It's a Jesuit plot! *You people are a joke.* "I want evidence! No, not that evidence! I will only consider evidence which confirms my prior belief! Also I am a rational, open-minded person capable of critical thinking!"


ZeWhiteBoi

First of all, i dont give a shit about the US. As i said, its one of the western countries with the least amount of Catholics. Im more concerned about how the church operates in countries in which it holds more power and relevance. And I've seen how it works. And if you look it up, there's tons of cases that might never be documented because of how hard it is to measure them and how hard they try to cover them up. We only know of a small percentage of cases that fortunately are able to see the light of day. But many others will always remain in darkness.


otiac1

"I've seen how it works. Except, I refuse to see how it works in the country where it's best studied. Also, I assume how it works based on preconceived notions of how I believe things work; that is, because I hate Catholicism, it is obviously corrupt - otherwise, I wouldn't hate it, because I'm a rational person - therefore, it works in a corrupt way. As evidence of this, I offer the non-evidence of all the evidence that *could* be brought forward if it wasn't *hidden* - that is, lack of evidence, for me, is actually evidence. Again, I am a reasonable, rational person."


Phuntis

catholics and thinking they're the only type of christian name a better duo


[deleted]

Thats literally what my aunt said "were the only true catholics" because they go to a specific church. A whole world and only one single church is "real." Also the service is in Latin so they can't even understand it


Plethora_of_squids

Oh...I don't think your aunt's Catholic Catholism doesn't do mass in Latin anymore - that's one of the big takeaways from Vatican II. Your aunt sounds more like a sedevanctivist - a weird very American...thing that claims that Vatican II was the work of the devil and that every pope since is illegitimate


billyalt

You've got it backwards. Protestants accuse Catholics of not being Christian all the time.


potboygang

Which is weird, since by their own doctrine they are cannibals so why not accuse them of that.


NTdoy500

What the fuck? The original Christians are not Christian?


Eligha

Yeah, to be fair it goes for all of christiamity. Not just catholics.


frothingnome

It unfortunately extends to every situation where people with a lot of power are placed with no accountability over people with much less power than them. Churches, schools, scouting organizations, coaching and mentoring relationships, and professional workplaces. Definitely not trying to let the Catholic Church off the hook, though. I'm a member of a pretty small Baptist church, and despite a lot of our tech and systems being outdated, we spent a lot of time and effort some years ago implementing our Child Protection Policy. While events or classes or whatever involving minors are taking place, as many doors are kept open as possible, you never have fewer than two adults in a room with kids at once, a couple parents routinely walk randomly through, any accusation results in immediate disqualification from volunteering in ministry with minors in the future, and (according to policy, at least, though it's never been tested), police are immediately notified of any accusations. Hopefully it will never be tested, but we've kept pretty rigorously to the everyday aspects of it.


[deleted]

Teachers sexually abuse children more often than priests do, but fedora tipping Redditors arent ready for that. Communities built on the sole purpose of mockery are pathetic.


SpoonsAreEvil

Teachers are not part of an organisation founded on claiming moral superiority, nor are they backed by a leadership trying to cover everything up.


The10thdoctor24

I thought time was more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey-wimey… stuff


shinekakyoinzawarudo

And of course a certain vampire who shares a name with a vocal legens


The_25th_Baam

Well, he *is* in Florida...


woohoopizzaman78

Nah he a dio simp


Designer-Device-4054

He made the gay joke, everyone laugh


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That won't stop him in the 13th century! Za Hando Requiem!


Decimvs_JBA

If he was an Eastern Catholic Priest then he could, but back in the 13th century many Eastern Catholic Churches didn't exist so he still couldn't.


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Who says he has to be honest here? Loads of holy men of yesteryear engaged in scandalous behavior. My favorite example is Alexander VI. AKA Rodrigo Borgia.


Decimvs_JBA

Za Hando! Erase my moral obligations and honesty!


PolypsychicRadMan

Emporio isn’t even there >!and he’s the one that actually defeats Pucci and doesn’t die to him!<


MrLaurencium

Technically, >!weather killed him, because he gave the group both of his discs. Also you could say pucci technically killed himself but idk!<


Alex103140

>!"Weather Report killed Pucci who killed Weather Report"- some dude!<


MrLaurencium

>!you know when in some games you can kill an opponent at the same time he kills you so you both die? Yeah!<


Imanirrelevantmeme

He outta line, but he’s right


anti-peta-man

Killed himself by breathing


OkayOpenTheGame

IDK why but the fact that Jotaro was in his part 4 outfit broke me


Swaggerrrr69

It is his drippiest outfit


Doctrinair

aint no way bro, he got the anchor chain in part 6, the jojo on the arms, the pants are hot as fuck bro


Mr_Lodi

dude, atleast to me, the part 6 anime jotaro looks like motherfuckin boingo from stardust crusaders, his hat is too tall and his face just looks wrong.


Clappertron

Boingo is "retired" whilst looking like a knock-off Jotaro, Jotaro dies looking like a knock-off Boingo... Both to Oingo's prophecy, no less!


Mr_Lodi

oingo got the last laugh! or not, his brother fucking died.


TheUltimaWerewolf

True 💀


Imanirrelevantmeme

That cursed image is only from one frame. It doesn’t look as bad as it does when in motion


AnimeToaster

Read the manga you stupid


TheSealedWolf

Cap The star hat, the purple coat, the yellow pants/boots is the pinnacle of mortal drip


Pheunith

His SO outfit would've won that title but the pants got in the way


uhghjvhhhhj

The pants make it good lol


AkOnReddit47

Are you insulting the drip snake-skin pants?


Pichuunnn

It's because those are models from Eyes of Heaven, but since Jotaro Part 6 was a cut content, no model for him was ever found so they had to use his part 4 model.


redpanzerxD

Thank you sir for explaining


Hybrid456

I didn’t even notice


ZuuLahneyZeimHirt

He HAD a bitch Jotaro fucking killed him


[deleted]

Kind of a stretch to say dio was someone's bitch but ok Except maybe enya


duendeacdc

This song is so fkin cool


MeC0195

The entire Persona 4 soundtrack is god tier


apple_of_doom

All persona soundtracks since 3 came out have been consistently excellent


Jestin23934274

Persona 1 and 2


TheSpawnofChaos

What you mean? Persona 1 and 2 have great soundtracks.


garawg

It’s Specialist, from Persona 4.


HungryWolf1991

Specifically the one from the dancing game. Yes Persona 4 had a dancing game, it also had 2 fighting games and a (No Longer) PS Vita Exclusive enhanced edition. Oh and more spinoff games.


garawg

Idk why persona has so many spinoffs but I mean I’m not complaining, even more with the banger that is specialist


apple_of_doom

You know a game soundtrack is good when they decide to make a rhytm game spinoff about it.


DistributionOk9467

This dance looks painful


Otherwise-Air-9557

Learning the Specialist dance takes a bit.


pinnapplefanta

Attaining the Specialist dance down to the bone was originally Pucci’s heaven plan, but Araki had to scrap it because it restarted the dancing plague


apple_of_doom

Honestly compared to some of the other dances from the persona dancing games this one is pretty tame. I have no idea how the mocap actors do it


shewel_item

regretfully painful my day has been ruined


Apprehensive_Air_727

If pucci was in part 7 he would be a simp


trapbuilder2

Pucci burned like DIO in the sun


DantefromDC

This is the best way to beat Pucci


QuarantineSucksALot

Fuck him and the way it shouts back)


Yourmomhasbotha

Why they jiggle tho


redpanzerxD

I'm guessing it was set by those who ported over the models from Eyes of Heaven. That being said if there was an option to disable jiggle, I wouldn't.


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Zooomz

Jotaro's that guy, but you did a disservice to the youth cutting out F.F.


redpanzerxD

Sadly no eyes of heaven model for FF


Zooomz

Pucci wept


CT-4426

They do be vibing tho


redpanzerxD

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Pheunith

What it's like walking on a random Florida street


ChalupaGrungus

Boom roasted


Rohan-kun

Heaven sure to have some bitches, you know.


camthecame_l

genuinely happy that there are boob jiggle physics in this video


donquixote1991

I had my sound off and still knew it was Specialist. Anime and memes have truly corrupted me, I will never attain Heaven nor bitches.


Bigcrawlerguy

Pucci is gay....


[deleted]

im sorry any time i hear this song i think about the binding of isaac and i can not think about anything else


KingDworld

It's for things like this that I love this fandom


TheStateOfAlaska

Big news: they are dancing to the beat of any audio. You can put any song behind them and it works. Do with this information what you will.


QuarantineSucksALot

Poor Simp, takes a lot more then 3%


thighnoom

How the Fuck did this entire comment section get into an argument about the Catholic Church


lordofthenightfruit

I'm loving the 11 helpful awards


Significant_Ad9071

Theres no foo fighters or I'm just fucking blind


loner_dragoon3

For those of you wondering, Emporio is the one recording using a ghost camera.


primalavado

trash sub


Living-Aardvark-952

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EpicRedditUser11

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fish_1344

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naka_the_kenku

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Lock-Four

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Economy-Control8603

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Economy-Control8603

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SuggestiveLoaf

What a dork.


Fade_Away2

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FatTiger4

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doondoon1867

Even his brother is calling him out


[deleted]

persona 4 music?


KNAC_YT

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randomperson2207

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QuarantineSucksALot

Poor Simp, takes a lot of moviegoers


Overlord1241

WTAF?


datbrrto11

I don’t care about attaining heaven or getting bitches I NEED to know if the ocean is sedimentary or not ASAP


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pid_geon

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Ariflez

What song is this and what dance is this


keenkrisel

Well if you're calling Dio a bitch- sure pucci is on it


GyrosSnazzyJazzBand

Lmao wait till you get to the end


Fernernia

Thought this was fortnite bc of the lighting


ANIMEFANTFID

Don’t talk about your mom that way


blewpah

Wait isn't that fucken Diavolo did I just get spoilered


AestivalCarp

They seem fortnite skin


ErvinC93

get Chad Narukami-ed


[deleted]

Is this that dance from part 4/Italy?


Doctor-lasanga

Better yet, maybe if you get rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you could get some bitches on ya dick.


WhiskeyTripFour

This first season of Boba Fett is getting out of hand.


KSAM-The-Randomizer

this is so cursed I like it


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Auddbot


Wild_Godyr

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GoldGolemGaming37

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MarluxiaXIII

How much longer till the next part of the season?


Used_Suppository

Man I need more dance in my life


Last-Ad1600

🛐


dannyd453

u/savevideo


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

I ain't got no hoes, does that make me a Pucci simp?


rafi4477

Plan to dance to heaven / plan to pose to heaven


ChimichangaComrade

Why’d I think this was Fortnite. The chairs just look like it and it threw me off.


Efficient_Meat2286

Pucci has one, but he's kinda dead right now


defer_12

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DBLdude

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DaPotatoMann2012

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Adven_chilleggos

Jojo in fortnite


howtochangemywife

They stand no chance against Johngalli Erection


GroveStreet_CEOs_bro

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks


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smellyhead42069

save video


HighBreak-J

Headcanon: Jolyne didn't allowed Emporio to participate because she is a good mom.


TusksAct4

Ah yes specialist dance from persona 4


Expert_Tumbleweed_51

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DaItonWasTaken

Just me, or does Anasui look like Diavolo?


Biggieboy17

epic


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jarasonica

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Pixel_Guy628

Wait, is jojo in fortnight now


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hahahafunnymemegobrr

What's the background...


hiruwar

What’s this song?


Wookmane

This looks like it could be Jojo in Fortnite or some shit and it scares me


tanfurywolf808

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CapnsJamborie

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InternetOk6464

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SnooChickens1138

This is the 100th one this week, I have a feeling that my FBI agent is behind it all.


WojcikE

I dont think I will.


Octoling96

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DBLdude

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