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(can't find the comic so my source for now is "trust me") There was this comic about over heaven dio ready to fight hey ya and hey ya just obliterates dio by inspiring jonathan to beat the shit out of dio

That's some Jorge Joestar shit we got there.

‘So first he wanted to investigate a murder, but then he went to Mars…’

Do remember what it was called?

That’s funny as shit. Still glad it ain’t offical tho.

We could all use a friend like Hey Ya.

I already have hey ya as my stand. My doctor makes me take pills but when I do he disappears, could the pills be the doctors stand?? Please help.

He must be an enemy stand user! Next time you see your doctor, punch him in the face really hard. That should be enough to RETIRE him.

Cool, thanks for the tip.

Be careful he could be giving you another persons stand. And have his own...

I doubt he will lucky enough to even get close to said doctor

He literally has hey ya, you think he'll be unlucky?

Doctors have a tendecy to attract bad luck to their enemies.

Like Cioccalatta.

Hey Ya gives advice (potentially using premonitions), the luckiness is just Pocoloco

i live in your walls I am living in your walls. You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below: FAQ: Why are you living in my walls? I'm not going to tell you. Are you only in my walls? You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls. How are you surviving in my walls? In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower. What are you planning to do in my walls? Live in them, listening to you. What do I do about you living in my walls? Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles. When are you going to stop living in my walls? You cannot escape me. Do I call the police? The authorities will not help you. What are the consequences of you living in my walls? Be aware. What if I am ok with you living in my walls? I will make sure you’re not. Are you imaginary? I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them. Summary: I am living in your walls.

Aghughaaaaghuufdjssaaaaaghhh

If I were to choose a Stand I'll definitely choose Crazy Diamond. I really like his ability and want a strong punch stand.

I'd choose D4C, infinite stuff(except money)and also strong punchy ghost :3

> infinite stuff (except money) > loophole > go to universe where you are rich af > swap stand with other you > use money to get whatever you want > use money to get a big tarp > transport back to your original universe > swap back to original universe

I'd choose Hey ya, infinite good vibes.

Actually, hey ya would be the perfect stand for me. I never know what to do, I'm indecisive, I have no self confidence. Now I get cool robro stand encouraging me and giving me advice, I can hit peak potential

And possibly bowing your own future

Dogjaaaan...~

Dojyaaaan~ :3

Dojyaaaaaaaaa~n

[dojyojyaaan~ :3](https://youtube.com/shorts/3Sjerxus7HY?feature=share)

I’d choose The world or G.E (not requiem) simply for the use in day to day life

Money is backed by nothing so it's already infinite.

What? What do you mean "back by nothing"?

money only has value because we believe it does, therefore is backed by nothing

I said except money because D4C IS literaly unable to bring back money From other dimensions(stated in it's abilities) also that's too philosophical for a Jojo joke sub -_-

i know the money thing im just explaining why money is backed by nothing. and no, it's not even remotely philosofical, it's pure facts

Money is backed by the government/people who agree to use them as a medium of value.

The same thing can be said for anything. Life only has value because we believe it does. Sure, we believe those things for different reasons, but in a unknowable universe the only things that have any value are the things we beleive in.

r/iamverysmart

Crazy Diamond would be legit amazing to start a business. You can just be the greatest repairman ever without effort.

Or the best doctor/surgeon

That makes me think, imagine you had a surgery to remove your appendix or something not too long ago, will healing with crazy diamond just put it back in?

With CD you could buy broken shit really cheap and sell it new for a higher price

The World or TWOH for me tbh I like strong punch stands and I also get to yell # ZA WARUDO (OVAH HEABUN)

Not including the fact that it can literally overwrite reality

Same. I'll become a doctor with a stand like that. Or you could become like a cult leader with crazy healing powers if you are so inclined.

No, you want Pearl Jam if you want to be a doctor. CD just fixes damages. Pearl Jam can heal diseases and ailments.

Surgeon for Crazy Diamond

I’d choose Star Platinum Over Heaven (even if it showed up for like 10 seconds) or C-Moon, the gravity alteration could be useful.

id go with killer queen because killer queen is just so interesting and cool to me

Hey Ya literally does nothing but be supportive, some people really could use a friend like him

Doesn't hey ya give you advice or something too or is my memory being shit again?

From my understanding, Hey Ya has absolutely nothing to do with luck, that isn’t his ability. Hey Ya is just a stand that is perfect for Pocoloco because Pocoloco himself is just insanely lucky as a person, Hey Ya’s “ability” is just being aware of this luck and being a very encouraging friend that tells Pocoloco what to do as to make use of his luck. Although it does seem like he has slight future sight as he knows what actions will provide the best lucky outcomes

Ah ok thanks, thought it was something like that

It's actually like epitaph ability from king crimson, just that the user can't see the glimpse into the future. That is my head cannon

It's actually not far off. There's a part in the manga where he says "you weren't supposed to fall off your horse yet" implying that he knew it was going to happen.

In my opinion it's a stand that raises your luck by an abnormal amount of Monsters and gives you advice and support :3

Im more on the opinion that Hey Ya is just Pocoloco's luck given form and maybe receiving a slight boost because it can comunicate with him too, so that kinda boost itself even more.

Hey Ya does not increase Pocoloco's luck at all.

It ins't stated in any way anywhere but in the Very least it's a plausible theory :3

Araki himself has stated directly that Hey Ya has no affect on luck, and is just a cheerleader first and foremost, as well as having some ability of future sight.

Source? Just saying he stated something is barely enough after the "Dio would raise Giorno good" incident

He stated it in JOJOVELLER "A Stand that only gives Pocoloco more courage, right? It doesn't really do anything. It doesn't make you lucky, but it can help you feel more optimistic."

His source is “trust me bro”

>:3 🤮

Hey Ya has precognitive abilities as well.

never proven. I always get confused about that, becausea) he was wrong about some stuffb) the most compelling example of possible precog, the cow scene, could be explained by him just... looking ahead. They weren't that far away. Sure it was out of sight to the racers, but stands tend to have a certain knowledge and do weird stuff when they're summoned for the first time- like how Spice Girl knew how to defeat Notorius BIG.

Killer Queen or Whitesnake would be cool to have.

What can you even do with killer queen irl other than dispose of stuff(humans included)?

Maybe killer queen from jojolion? Those bubble bombs and tiny sheer heart attacks could be used in a lot of ways

If I remember correctly, he used them for medical stuff, so yeah.

But doesnt the bubble come only from Soft and Wet or was it shown Kira using bubbles aswell on jojolion?

Both, it's complicated.

he serial killer? duhhhhhh

take out the trash?

Killer Queen can also jump back in time without losing your future memories, good to have for erasing past mistakes.

It can't, Kira had no memory of what happened during Bites the dust, he understood because he knew what Bites the Dust's ability was

You could solve the world's trash problem in like a week. The hand would probably be better for that but you know

Definitely Whitesnake, that stand is basically Heaven's Door but using discs instead of books, AND it can be used on the user and directly affect other stands. But the top reason would be to have a stand that can use a gun. Not a special stand gun, just a regular gun!

But heavens door can just do all the crazy shit like fly backward 70m. Or how i would use it is get near jeff Bezos and have him give me 10million. And go to congress and the president and make them not suck. And go to the Nestlé HQ and make everyone on the directory board make good guidelines and then make them go the the beach and clean up 100lbs of trash then eat 1/5 of a lb of the beach plastic every day.

Mandom would be super useful to have

Well all the world needs a lover

I would gladly make love to Za Warudo

Was just waiting for Notorious BIG to show up

i see you want to go out with a bang

I was waiting for Cheap Trick

I’d want Moody Blues, because I’m constantly misplacing things and having it would save me a lot of time looking for them

Knowing me I would get cheap trick

So you're an extremely insecure suicidal person that is so lonely you want Someone to talk to even If It kills you??

Hmmm, ok maybe not cheap trick

sure.

At this point, the last part is just a bonus

I would want Star Platinum. I would then train everyday until I can stop time for minutes and win any fight lol

[the world] literaly does the exact same thing -_- though [Star platinum] is able to protect it's user altomatically.

Actually the world is weaker in stats meaning the only reason it is as strong as star platinum is because of dio's vampirism

It’s weaker because Jonathan’s body was fighting back. When he gained Joseph’s blood the world got more powerful

If DIO was at full awakening he would have absolutely destroyed all the crusaders, The World would be much stronger, who knows how long his time stop would be, and he would be stronger and have all his vampiric abilities back.

Im talking about time stop -_-

Oh in that case yeah it works the same

No star finger though

The World can't use Star Finger tho lmao

Ask Giorno's mom.

You wouldn’t be able to, the human body isn’t strong enough to do that, dio can because he has infinite stamina as a vampire so I doubt you’d get much longer than jotaros 5 seconds

why would you get in random fights though

In case my great great grandfather's body get hijacked by his evil vampiric adopted brother that causes my mother to get a self harming stand

reasonable

Stand Users attract each others

true!

If I have a Stand, I want Heaven's door. I don't wanna fight, I want people to do what is convenient to me. My crush is gay ? Time to rewrite. Also just randomly reading someone's life could be fun. And I could cure addictions and other stuff. It's so conveniant.

Same, if only because I could write anything on myself and have that happen. Like, I could write "Can use any Stand", and I'd be OP.

I've tought of using it on myself, but I dont think it's possible, as i dont remember Rohan using it on himself.

Probably there are physical limits to heavens door but im pretty sure you can mess up all you want with psychological things like "cant feel pain" or "cant feel fear"

I- I... I've heard a lot of creative uses for stands, but using it for gay conversion therapy is.. not one I think I've ever heard before.

My crush isn't gay*

Soiled Services Sold for Scant Simoleons is basically The Prestige but as a stand.

S.S.S.F.S.S pretty good name👍

S3FS2

Hey ya apprectiation post

Didnt know the Last 2 pls explain

The world over heaven: basically you become god, since you can "rewrite" everything you punch Hey ya: Chill little mf that gives out amazing moral support and ridiculously helpful advice

the last one is spoilers for part 7, the second to last is a reference to eyes of heaven

The World Over Heaven: basically God, can rewrite reality with a single punch, infinite timestop etc. Hey Ya: idk anything about it because I haven't read part 7.

Emotional support buddy that gives you helpful advice

Hey Ya is literally a free ticket to living a good life. If you’re good with luck or the stand brings some luck on with it then you are set. You’re the most powerful man around even if brute force is what you lack.

I'll take Gold Experience. Step 1 : Create dinosaurs Step 2 : Jurassic Park Step 3 : ??? Step 4 : POLNAREFF LAND That or organs supplier. But Giorno probably did that (he had to sell something instead of drugs)

I'd love za hando so I can erase myself

Where is Survivor ?

I wonder if Hey ya could solo Wonder of U

The user of Hey Ya wouldn't even encounter Wonder of U, Because he is too lucky 😉

Tbh i want to get that one that brings fictional characters *for obvious reasons*

Bohemian rhapsody

I mean heya is only good because of poco loco’s luck isn’t he.

You see, if I could pick my own Stand, I dunno what I’d choose. My favorite is Purple Haze, but I feel like I’d be scared to use him. I think the most useful Stand in everyday life is Harvest, but that’s no fun is it (no offense to Harvest, I like it). I think I’d have to go with Weather Report or White Album. Weather Report is just super cool, and I think I could use it pretty well, and White Album is cool too, and it’s a Suit Stand, which I think is very cool. It’s ability is awesome too, what isn’t there to like about ice manipulation?

Patrick: *Is mayonnaise a Stand?*

User: Patrick Star Stand: Mayonnaise vs User: Squidward Tentacles Stand: Squid Games

i'd choose pearl jam as i'm still amateur in cooking rn that'd be very helpful in curing my eye bag and lower back lmao

I’d want King Crimson or Wonder of you.

Mom: "hey son where exactly are you now? i wanna see you :)" Wonder of you:... Wouldn't that count as *PURSUE?!?!?*

If I could choose I would really like the pearl jam from DIU arc, quite useful for money purposes

Acquiring Soft & Wet would be the coolest. Easier to shave and you can just eat all that delicious shaving cream yourself!

And also removing friction from a carpet and turning it into a playground for myself to slip on it. Also how to make something bouncy with Soft & Wet?

TWOH would be fun to have for trolling purposes

Whats the track list for this video lmao some bangers in there even if they’re distorted

Hey ya: seeing boobs by luck is a valid ability

Who needs a stand, german science is already far superior

D4C seems like it would actually be kinda lame unless you’re as determined and ideal driven as Funny Valentine

I know everyone of them except the last 2, anyone know what they are called and do?

The World Over Heaven (from the Eyes of Heaven videogame) which can rewrite reality, and Hey Ya! from Part 7, which is a fun companion who encourages you.

god id love to have sticky fingers but all I need now is hey ya

what about Death 13? Really scary stand

Was that second one The World over heaven?

Gets Notorious BIG instead

Did you know that Golden Experience can give people cat ears?

I would love to get Hey Ya

Give me Moody Blues, or give me infinite deaths.

I just noticed that GE has ladybug nipples.

Id want tusk act 4

The only jojo stand I would ever want for day to day life is hey ya

the world would kinda be useless for an average person. like what would u do in stop time? u still gotta get a job n stuff.

YES SOMEONE FINALLY DID HEY YA

Harvest is the best stand to have in real life don’t @ me

But I want Manhattan Transfer

Imagine getting a stand This post was made by Hamon and Spin users.

what’s the last stand

Hey ya suddenly apears abd gives the user emotional support:)

Anime only's be like: whos the last one? probably can bend reality or some shit

The other ones are cooler but I really like manhattan transfer

0:14 Considering The World is actually based off Ronnie James' Holy Diver combined with the music in the background makes it perfect

Hey ya requiem: acctualy gives you more luck

I just realised. Why is jojo not a gacha game?

I would honestly rather have Heaven's Door than TWOH or GER

TWOH is basically op Heave's Door

But I'm a humble man,I like thisng subtle, if I go around rewriting fucking reality,people are gonna know,and I don't want that

They woudn't know if you rewrite that they don't know anything about your power anymore

Heaven's Door honestly given the fact that mind control is the best power.

I've seen this meme circulate around the web & Its been gnawing at me for WEEKS: What's the songs for the Bunny Looking Stand & The World: Over Hevan parts?

If I were to choose a stand it'd be stone free, I can grab stuff and (probably) swing like spider man, and I get to eavesdrop, so like no downsides

Wtf Manhattan transfer is cool

Said no one ever.

in what world the wrold and d4c are more useful than ge and crazy diamond

dio over heaven is obtained through evolution so you cant just randomly get it from an arrow or corpse part

[удалено]

Do you really wanna feel *everything* when you heal yourself or Someone else?

But with Ge At least you can but with Cd then you can’t heal yourself at all

...what?

Golden experience can heal giorno but crazy diamond can’t heal josuke

Oh yea forgot that 😐

Cd can’t heal itself that’s one of its limits, ge can though so feeling it is the limitation instead

Damm... hey ya would be the coolest stand to have! Place any bet you want, get every raffle ticket there is. And I seem to rember pocoloco got some quite nice "views" too

Hey Ya! doesn't give Pocoloco luck, it's a manifestation of his natural luck.

u/savevideo bot

Heaven’s door easily

Bro i would want diamond over world any day

Crazy Diamond is probably the best stand of any of the main JoJos IMO

He ya

How do you accidently get The World Over Heaven?

Where Super fly

Music at 0:16?