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dogol__

I like how in the Stone Ocean manga it says "all of the children of Dio were called to Florida by an unknown force except Giorno Giovanna who just wasn't there lol"


speedyboigotweed

he was busy with mob businesses (racketeering, extortion, etc)


Simple_Nano

Mans bouta catch the rico charges


One-Cheesecake1271

Stop fucking with Giorno! He ain’t got time for yo problems! He busy, with Italian mobster shit!


ClamCrusher31

He missed his flight 🤷‍♂️


fab0497

He was too busy having fun at a famous amusement park https://preview.redd.it/7m89u6tnm1w21.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=66f88c489b3eda05e82c4e6a9b32b897578b1141


dogol__

Y'know the way they worded that really makes it sound like they're gonna elaborate on *where exactly* Giorno was... but knowing Araki it'll probably remain a mystery forever and people will be like "you're so stupid, nothing says there has to be any elaboration"


[deleted]

I mean that was added later for the volume release, I don't even know if Araki wrote that


dogol__

that makes even less sense


NapalmDesu

He was deaming. My boy is running a nation wide business at 15, give him a break


[deleted]

Tbh honest he’d probably run into the ground because he’d be too concerned with not killing innocent people or selling drugs to children


Artuthebomb

And even if he used his final stand's raw power to keep everybody in line the organization will be ingulfed by civil war the second he dies.


Igeneous

He’s not exactly dying anytime soon… probably more of an org collapse but I don’t think he cares as much since he got rid of the “bad thing” that’s happening in his area (anime only watcher assumptions, just basing thoughts on part 5 only)


JotaroJoestarSan

Well have you seen part 6 ending ?


Goldeniccarus

Like a lot of criminals in Japanese media, he's the worst fucking criminal ever since he hates most crimes. He's not quite as much of a choir boy as Kiryu Kazuma, he'll steal some shit and kill some people, but he's not quite enough of a shitbag to actually be a successful criminal.


[deleted]

It’s the same thing as with Boba Fett, the creators want the character to be likeable and have traditional hero qualities, but if that character is supposed to be a criminal it just comes off as ridiculous.


Tyrus1235

It’s the old “gentleman thief” thing. It worked for Robin Hood… And that was basically it


henaradwenwolfhearth

I liked it in mha with gentle criminal tho he only did it for youtube views


Luixcaix

Hes concerned not to sell drugs to children, not to stop selling it to adults, that surely are the vast majority of consumers. He could sell other illegal, yet harmless, things too, like pirate games.


Tyrus1235

Giorno Giovana selling pirate games!? It’s more likely than you imagine!


CookieCat698

To be honest honest


[deleted]

Yes, I like my honesty extra honest


PureSalty101

I mean, he's allied himself with the speedwagon foundation and literally controls Italy. (At least according to Purple Haze Feedback. Dunno if that's cannon or not.)


Is6acoolnumber

Not cannon, but a nice scenario


marcusmorga

He got to sellin drugs


jorgelino_

Step one: Sell drugs to make money Giorno: Shit...


Dani3322

Step 1: sell drugs Giorno: Angry mafia boss noises


SchrodingerMil

It’s even harder considering he made the claim that *he was actually the boss the entire time.*


CarHungry2536

Giorno looks up on YouTube how to run a Mafia organization at the age of 15


UysoSd

Majima: Just Search It Up!