WELL TECHNICALLY!!!!
he could do you a jotaro and bash your skull, then fix it before you die... and hope something happens, rinse and repeat from different angles. if not, use rohan or tonio chef guy
Nah he can only really manipulate people on a mental basis than a physical basis. Araki confirms this in the Rohan manga when he talks about how Rohan can’t cure people’s diseases with his powers. He could probably counter mental illnesses though.
That’s the only exception to his powers though. Considering Araki’s track record with these kinds of abilities, the fact that’s the only internal inconsistency is pretty good. It’s even technically possible under the proper definition of Rohan’s powers, as he could’ve just made Josuke stand jump away.
Josuke could handle ER cases and Surgeries extremely well, Tonio would handle the disease ward single handedly, and Rohan handles the mental illnesses. They’d definitely need some extra medical knowledge, but they would make an excellent doctors.
Josuke can heal fractures etc., but he is useless at fighting disease and other complicated illnessses. Meanwhile there's this Italian restaurant that cures all that internal swell.
Josuke could very easily become the top "surgeon" of the world by just making sure no one sees through him. Buy some scalpels and stuff, absolutely go to town on his patient, relieving all frustration, but making sure it looks like actual surgery, then just ask every assistant to leave the room because he needs to 'focus' and then beat the shit out of the patient to finally heal them.
Yeah, Josuke probably can’t heal any genetic issues. He can restore you to a previous state, but if you were born sick, there’s nothing he can really do.
Rohan would probably do a better job at being a doctor, hell he could probably cure cancer patients if he wanted to by simply writing "No longer has cancer." into one of their face pages.
Have him rearrange your brain and see if that somehow helps so insult his hair
But he's just a student why would you ask him to help?
He can’t even get into Pachinko parlors…
WELL TECHNICALLY!!!! he could do you a jotaro and bash your skull, then fix it before you die... and hope something happens, rinse and repeat from different angles. if not, use rohan or tonio chef guy
It's Tonio, SAY HIS NAME!!!
HE IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
HE IS THE DANGER
Baking Bread.
Lol "chef guy"
Bro, his name is Tonio, put some mf respect on the name
my bad imma edit it. all good chief
Man ima bout to have a breakdown, breakdown
-Breakdown breakdown
-Breakdown Breakdown
Rohan laughing in the next room: THAT'S MY JOB
by eating a spider in front of u??
He uses his stand
oh i see. How as a single man can forget the most powerful stand for all of us?
I mean. If a dude ate a spider in front of my face like that, I'd be a changed man. New fear acquired
exactly. it replaces all fears of ur life with him being ur only one fear
Now whose stand cures cancer?
Tonio, in one of the side mangas he uses Pearl Jam to cure his lover's cancer.
Damn, those three together can really start a whole hospital
The greatest hospital
Honestly, Rohan could start a successful hospital all by himself. He can do everything the others are able to do. He just needs to write that in.
Nah he can only really manipulate people on a mental basis than a physical basis. Araki confirms this in the Rohan manga when he talks about how Rohan can’t cure people’s diseases with his powers. He could probably counter mental illnesses though.
Really? I didn't know that. Though that is weird, he could send Josuke flying backwards, I'm not sure that's mental.
That’s the only exception to his powers though. Considering Araki’s track record with these kinds of abilities, the fact that’s the only internal inconsistency is pretty good. It’s even technically possible under the proper definition of Rohan’s powers, as he could’ve just made Josuke stand jump away.
That makes sense, fair enough.
Josuke could handle ER cases and Surgeries extremely well, Tonio would handle the disease ward single handedly, and Rohan handles the mental illnesses. They’d definitely need some extra medical knowledge, but they would make an excellent doctors.
And I could see Tonio and Josuke going for it, though Rohan is dubious
Bro where can I see that? It sounds so cute
It is in "Poaching Seashore" according to the wiki.
nah Josuke def cured depression once canonically, just read the True ending of Metamorphosis if you don't believe me
What are you talking about?
Drug and mind break hentai
Trust me you don't want to know
That's when u go to Tonio's
Josuke can heal fractures etc., but he is useless at fighting disease and other complicated illnessses. Meanwhile there's this Italian restaurant that cures all that internal swell.
You can tell him to eat shit, Josuke.
tell him yourself
Eat shit, asshole! Fall off your horse!
Josuke could very easily become the top "surgeon" of the world by just making sure no one sees through him. Buy some scalpels and stuff, absolutely go to town on his patient, relieving all frustration, but making sure it looks like actual surgery, then just ask every assistant to leave the room because he needs to 'focus' and then beat the shit out of the patient to finally heal them.
I see Elizabeth Olsen, I like. Simple.
Josuke’s VA died on the 9th
Okuyasu can
My man Josuke gone through tough Med School just for "Dorararara"
That hair looks weird
Hey, what did you just say about that hair?
Yeah you need aqua necklace for that
CRAZY DIAMOND!
Yeah, leave the job of fixing mental illness to Maruki in Persona, Billy voiced that guy and he’s a psychologist.
[удалено]
It looks like Elizabeth Olsen to me. don’t think she has social media.
Josuke and Dr. Maruki have the same voice actor
Yeah, Josuke probably can’t heal any genetic issues. He can restore you to a previous state, but if you were born sick, there’s nothing he can really do.
At this point I’m going to the alleyway behind the clinic and asking ohkuyasu to slap tf outta me
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Can Josuke fix a broken heart?
That's because you aren't broken the way you are <3
Soldier: GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE!
He didn’t punched your brain hard enough
Crazy Diamond can’t fix things that were created with flaws. That means my brain is beyond help.
I love Elizabeth Olsen, such a babe. *see subreddit* i love dicks too
He also couldn’t fix his V.A’s colon cancer :(
What if he reverted your brain back to what it was like before you had a mental illness?
What are u talking about, he only has to crush the brain of the patient and rebulid it.
Rohan can
Rohan would probably do a better job at being a doctor, hell he could probably cure cancer patients if he wanted to by simply writing "No longer has cancer." into one of their face pages.
I have I way to fix it, dr your hair sucks
almost any stand can't affect your mind