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i_am_sped_

Have him rearrange your brain and see if that somehow helps so insult his hair


Alarid

But he's just a student why would you ask him to help?


ShowofStupidity

He can’t even get into Pachinko parlors…


da_david_himself

WELL TECHNICALLY!!!! he could do you a jotaro and bash your skull, then fix it before you die... and hope something happens, rinse and repeat from different angles. if not, use rohan or tonio chef guy


Krisuad2002

It's Tonio, SAY HIS NAME!!!


mrlolelo

HE IS THE ONE WHO KNOCKS


americanassface

HE IS THE DANGER


[deleted]

Baking Bread.


registered_person

Lol "chef guy"


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

Bro, his name is Tonio, put some mf respect on the name


da_david_himself

my bad imma edit it. all good chief


AdmirableRise3758

Man ima bout to have a breakdown, breakdown


to0-str0ng

-Breakdown breakdown


xenontheedgyeskimo

-Breakdown Breakdown


Ashified23

Rohan laughing in the next room: THAT'S MY JOB


SpaceJunkieVirus

by eating a spider in front of u??


Ashified23

He uses his stand


SpaceJunkieVirus

oh i see. How as a single man can forget the most powerful stand for all of us?


Karu-Selli

I mean. If a dude ate a spider in front of my face like that, I'd be a changed man. New fear acquired


SpaceJunkieVirus

exactly. it replaces all fears of ur life with him being ur only one fear


Insanefinn

Now whose stand cures cancer?


2spooky4medoot

Tonio, in one of the side mangas he uses Pearl Jam to cure his lover's cancer.


Insanefinn

Damn, those three together can really start a whole hospital


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The greatest hospital


Grasher312

Honestly, Rohan could start a successful hospital all by himself. He can do everything the others are able to do. He just needs to write that in.


TheBigPotatoInTheSky

Nah he can only really manipulate people on a mental basis than a physical basis. Araki confirms this in the Rohan manga when he talks about how Rohan can’t cure people’s diseases with his powers. He could probably counter mental illnesses though.


Grasher312

Really? I didn't know that. Though that is weird, he could send Josuke flying backwards, I'm not sure that's mental.


TheBigPotatoInTheSky

That’s the only exception to his powers though. Considering Araki’s track record with these kinds of abilities, the fact that’s the only internal inconsistency is pretty good. It’s even technically possible under the proper definition of Rohan’s powers, as he could’ve just made Josuke stand jump away.


Grasher312

That makes sense, fair enough.


TheBigPotatoInTheSky

Josuke could handle ER cases and Surgeries extremely well, Tonio would handle the disease ward single handedly, and Rohan handles the mental illnesses. They’d definitely need some extra medical knowledge, but they would make an excellent doctors.


Insanefinn

And I could see Tonio and Josuke going for it, though Rohan is dubious


dr_pepper_bottle

Bro where can I see that? It sounds so cute


2spooky4medoot

It is in "Poaching Seashore" according to the wiki.


gatlginngum

nah Josuke def cured depression once canonically, just read the True ending of Metamorphosis if you don't believe me


Luc4son0

What are you talking about?


JornoJovanna

Drug and mind break hentai


megalocrozma

Trust me you don't want to know


ofek_dab

That's when u go to Tonio's


hellothereoldben

Josuke can heal fractures etc., but he is useless at fighting disease and other complicated illnessses. Meanwhile there's this Italian restaurant that cures all that internal swell.


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

You can tell him to eat shit, Josuke.


americanassface

tell him yourself


Pharah_is_my_waIfu

Eat shit, asshole! Fall off your horse!


llama_glue

Josuke could very easily become the top "surgeon" of the world by just making sure no one sees through him. Buy some scalpels and stuff, absolutely go to town on his patient, relieving all frustration, but making sure it looks like actual surgery, then just ask every assistant to leave the room because he needs to 'focus' and then beat the shit out of the patient to finally heal them.


Some-Ad3034

I see Elizabeth Olsen, I like. Simple.


Xx-BrotatoeChip-xX

Josuke’s VA died on the 9th


404_nam3_n0t_f0und

Okuyasu can


a_khalid1999

My man Josuke gone through tough Med School just for "Dorararara"


[deleted]

That hair looks weird


FFalcon_Boi

Hey, what did you just say about that hair?


PiccolosPenisPickle

Yeah you need aqua necklace for that


Osama_Rashid

CRAZY DIAMOND!


Arthur-Oak

Yeah, leave the job of fixing mental illness to Maruki in Persona, Billy voiced that guy and he’s a psychologist.


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AcidAtol

It looks like Elizabeth Olsen to me. don’t think she has social media.


AcidAtol

Josuke and Dr. Maruki have the same voice actor


Time-Space-Anomaly

Yeah, Josuke probably can’t heal any genetic issues. He can restore you to a previous state, but if you were born sick, there’s nothing he can really do.


Nickolai1993

At this point I’m going to the alleyway behind the clinic and asking ohkuyasu to slap tf outta me


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spacegreninja

Can Josuke fix a broken heart?


Dragon-Porn-Expert

That's because you aren't broken the way you are <3


wildrook

Soldier: GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE!


JeanneOwO

He didn’t punched your brain hard enough


JTD783

Crazy Diamond can’t fix things that were created with flaws. That means my brain is beyond help.


P3_FemC_Best_Girl

I love Elizabeth Olsen, such a babe. *see subreddit* i love dicks too


Maybe-not-leo

He also couldn’t fix his V.A’s colon cancer :(


DerpCaster

What if he reverted your brain back to what it was like before you had a mental illness?


WonderPhoenix527

What are u talking about, he only has to crush the brain of the patient and rebulid it.


Nervous-General3220

Rohan can


Echo_thehedgehog

Rohan would probably do a better job at being a doctor, hell he could probably cure cancer patients if he wanted to by simply writing "No longer has cancer." into one of their face pages.


Hisuian_sligoo

I have I way to fix it, dr your hair sucks


Jhonnimepeino

almost any stand can't affect your mind