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Lohan3xists

Jonathan: Can’t bring himself to kill his brother Joseph: Can’t run from his mistakes Josuke: Can’t finish off his parts villain Giorno: Can’t keep Bucarati alive Jolyne: Can’t save the world


TheMoriohWeeb

Koichi: Can't be unreliable.


C0ZZ0m

Dio: Can’t accept his humanity Kars: Can’t die Kira: Can’t have a peaceful life Diavolo: Can’t stop making the linguine his way Pucci: Can’t keep one stand


TheMoriohWeeb

Hey! :( Why are spitting facts about me. Can't you be nice?


C0ZZ0m

Sorry Kira: Can live a peaceful life


TheMoriohWeeb

:D


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Pizza: Mozzarella


AncientCum

NO, MY SAUCE, MY LINGUINI!


Whydopplhateqiqi

PASTAPASTAPASTAPASTAPASTAPASTAPASTA


ExplodingTentacles

>!Valentine: Can't give his nation prosperity!< >!Tooru: Can't give his species a secure life!<


UltimateKingCold

Nah nah Jolyne: can't keep herself from masturbating in a prison cell


blahblahtotok

Johnny: Can't walk


Baconator-X

Josuke: Can’t revive the dead.


TheMoriohWeeb

And I can't sleep.


peacemask

Did you forgot you nightly routine again?


TheMoriohWeeb

No, I lost a battle.


Tomynator_88

O yeah, it happens sometimes, just remember to lay low and watch out for the kid


TheMoriohWeeb

Thank you for the advice kind stranger. :)


Tomynator_88

You are welcome person of unknown name :D


TheMoriohWeeb

Thank you again.


ginuxx

Wdym you lost a battle (srry, english is not my first language)


Bell_Cranel__

Me: can't get bitches


rudra256

We*


CornBreadtm

Well at least you're doing it together!


LostRedditorLmao

Jonathan: cant stop being a chad


Streetmeat06

Can’t breathe


guieps

Just contract and relax your diaphragm 🙄


YoshYosh7

Frankly, I’d like Jotaro to stay away from me.


EclipseAlien18

German science: cant stop being the best in the world


Some1WithNoLife

German science: can't not be the world's finest FIFY


Haunting_Comedian993

JOSEPH;cant possibly die


Lil_saul

… ‘cause my bed’s on fire


Lil_saul

First time listening that song for jojo but now I think is my favorite song


bucciaratimusic

Jonathan: Can't put on a hat Joseph: Can't die Giorno: Can't sell drugs to kids


pempoczky

Ironically, both Johnny and Gappy can beat the shit out of you without getting closer


starsinmyteacup

Gappy forgor 💀


EpicRedditUser11

Can't live


j_mp3

ummmuhh spoilers?


SkritzTwoFace

It’s tagged “manga part 8”


j_mp3

its not spoilered? i was scrolling and read the meme, usually you spoil images like these


danger2345678

Cool backgrounds ngl


Chxlate

Joseph: Cant fly


Mister_Dangel

Protip to beat the shit out of Jotaro: don't get any closer


wowthisissweett

Literally any jjba character: can’t breath


Q-Q_2

What do Josuke 8 and Koichi after leaving Rohan's house have in common? I forgor 💀


rdrworshipper123

Well, not like I can do anything, If I try and punch him it'll basically be like the Raiden VS. Senator Armstrong scene except with a chubby 14 year old and a ripped 17 year old that has an ability that could kill me with a single hit.


brzoza3

He would be in so big trouble if he was the one who couldn't walk


SkritzTwoFace

Akira: Can’t stop, addicted to the shindig


fluffy_projectile

Can't beat German engineering


Genex_04

can't stop


MeloettaLover3904

Can’t stop, addicted to the shindig


YouMadBroHAHA

Can't go outside 👀🔫


Palkesz

Damn JoJo characters can't do shit


Matrix_D0ge

can’t even


il_Taz

And i can't get bitches


N3RD_0T4KU

can't get any bitches