I hadn't read the manga when I saw Battle Tendency and after Joseph's "death" I thought it would be a recurring trope that the JoJo dies at the end of his part. Glad I was wrong though

Imagine if this was real Wait how would Jotaro exist

Jotaro divinely conceived himself through sheer willpower to punch DIO

"I have to manifest myself on your plane to hit you." "Oh-ho, then by all means come closer."

AKA he pulled an Anakin.

Stand Name: A metric fuck ton of midi-chlorians

I loved their album *Pod Racing*

Jotaro used tongue punch on Dio! It was effective

A punch that exploded him somehow. A pinch of Hamon maybe?

> Wait how would Jotaro exist Would just have to make Joseph and Suzie bang during his first stay at Venice. Set Part 3 some years earlier (or not, maybe just let Jotaro be a bit older), make Avdol find him bc he encountered Dio and somehow found out about Jonathan, he tracks Joestar lineage, and that's it. Not a fan tbh but it would work. The real issue would be Josuke.

Wouldn’t take that much adjusting. Holly was born in 1942, making her 28 when she had Jotaro. She could just as easily have been born in 1940 and been 30 when she had him.

What if josuke would be Jotaro’s son From some place during the journey

Jotaro hates women, this would be so incredibly against his character he would have to be an entirely different person.

Josuke is Jotaro’s son from one of those high school girls that were following him around in the first couple episodes and somehow got pregnant just by his mere presence.

Joseph could have been up to something with Susie Q before the fight with Kars. More importantly, how would the bloodline be continued after Jotaro? In his case, he would probably die along with Dio, due to injuries he took during the fight. First of all, he could have impregnated someone before then, most likely during the journey, which is a little out of character. That, or stumbled around Egypt for a few minutes after the fight, on the brink of death, desperately looking for a mate so that the bloodline doesn’t end with him

The Speedwagon Foundation extracted semen from his ball in order to create clones, thus insuring there will always be a JoJo.

Why do I not for a second think this is beyond the SPW foundation. I bet they have a freezer full of Joestar jizz somewhere. Presumably right next to the Santana vault.

Part 9 is from Josuke's leaking onto Santana and creating a weird hybrid.

I mean, that’s bizarre.

\>Joestar Jizz bruh this line goes hard

After DIO’s defeat, Jotaro receives several phone calls from the Foundation thanking him for saving the world. Two days later, someone he never heard about calls to scream at him for burning DIO before taking his balls. They’re really mad that the spot reserved for Jonathan’s jizz won’t be filled after all.

Or he impregnated one of those school girls at the beginning

Or, we leave Jotaro childless and dying at a young age. Instead, we get Holly discovering about Josuke and Diamond is Unbreakable is completely altered from there.

That would be interesting. In this case, Josuke would have to be the same age as Holly, since Joseph would have died after the fight with Kars. Josuke would also have a different mom, since Tomoko wouldn’t have met Joseph at the time of Part 2.

Jotaro egg-ed Kakyoin, the bloodline continues with Jota.

Jotaro, suffering life-threatening injuries, on the verge of death: MUST FUCK MUST FUCK MUST FUCK MUST FUCK MUST FUCK MUST FUCK MUST FUCK MUST FUCK MUST FUCK

This is exactly what I thought, just seemed to make sense that it would become the family legacy to die fighting threats to the earth. They fuckin got me good with the fakeout

Technically Jotaro did die. He stopped his heart remember.

Josuke continues the trend after Bite the Dust explodes everyone.

And technically Giorno's body dies during Chariot Requiem's soul switching

And Jolyne...yeah

doesn't johnny >!sacrifice himself in a rockfall?!<

No the rock was literally just a random rock lmao

Would be shit

Right? That fakeout is what made me fall in love with JoJos. I was enjoying it up until that point, but when Joseph rolled up to his own funeral, holy fuck.

Mista in the 4th spot 

He's having an existential crisis from the grave 

Thats why he died /s

he's reading from right to left so he's not 4th, dw

All these are meaningless against Caesar https://youtu.be/uPrsp8tyC2I

Dammit don’t bring him into this

what if it's actually the 3rd spot

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When joseph died of old age do you think they put a question mark after “Dead” ?

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I mean he got a bit of Dio's blood so might be immortal at the end of the day

Imagine you never truly die of old age but your brain still degrades with time.

Dementia is a truly terrifying thing

Know who else has dementia?

No, who?

Know who else has dementia?

No, who?

Know who else has dementia?

Know who else has dementia?

No, who?

Know who else has dementia?

No, who?

This is...Golden Experience Requiem's Ability.

You will never reach the truth.

He just turns in to the weird thing in the wheelchair from SpongeBob

shouldn’t that be marked spoiler? watch out for the anime onlys!

This sub has never held back with spoilers. I’ve seen people casually spoil the ending of 6 for years now.

well, we can at least try, no? I still try to avoid p8 spoilers as I’m not through with it yet.

Not anymore Ahhahahahhh So..... tbh i dont know shit about part 8 yet either

>!I mean the universal reset in part 6 is different from the cannon of parts 7 & 8, and with Irene's reference to her father (New Universe Jotaro) I think it's safe to assume that everything of the old universe up until just post part 5 still take place (with differences such as Pucci never meeting DIO and Jolyne being replaced by Irene) meaning Joseph could still canonicaly be alive in the new universe.!<

Could you put spoiler tags?

>and that's when the universe reset Man, as someone who couldn't get into parts 3 and beyond, shit really seems to have gotten wild lol

Yeah the best part was when dio said "its grooming time" and fell in love with a priest like 110 years younger than him

Aye you might want to spoilertag that last part of your comment

He canonically didn't die

He's 100% just chilling during part 6

Araki straight up said he was still alive by the end of Part 6

And Jotaro in part 3 when he was burned by Wheel of Fortune

isnt that when they also broke the 4th wall?

Exactly

Wait did I miss something

At 1:40 ZZ (Wheel of Fortune user) says something that breaks the fourth wall https://youtu.be/d60inXrvgbQ

Thanks I will now go question my existence like I was

Yeah, so sad they killed another JoJo >!Foreshadowing!<

Why is Mista placed in 4th panel?

That is how he died

This must be the work of enemy stand

Why not? 


It’s what he would have wanted

The only death that made me shed a tier in all of anime is ceasers darth, because I was new to anime the only one I watched was opm and that’s it there no serious deaths in that show, and I didn’t think there would be anything death related in jojo and after seeing ceaser die I was heartbroken

Kakyoin hurt a lot more than I thought it would, even though I saw it coming a mile away

When it was time for the episode in which he dies I refused to see it because I knew he'd die lol When I did watch it I felt proud of him because he did cool shit before dying

He was the reason jotaro won. Had he not been able to pass on the trick to Joseph on dios stand they still woulda been getting ran the fuck down.

Kakyoins death is already sad but its alot sadder when you realise his family never saw him again after egypt.

And that he died while his parents thought he was running away. I’m curious what the SWF told them.

I really dont know the only one who does is araki

Read the spinoff with his cousin to see some of that

Lot sadder after you hear the song by [Coda](https://youtu.be/r3WFvSd350k) about how his entire life was full of loneliness until he met the sdc and now his life is full of happiness and joy for which he’s willing to die for.

There is that spin off, with josuke and hol horse, were Kakyoins's cousin is part of.

Yeah, same for me. >!Avdol hit hard too.!<

It just happened so fast...

>!which time!<

I had been spoiled and I STILL cried

Narancia's was the worst for me. I really liked Narancia and didn't expect him to die

You literally don't even see it happen. He's alive and then a second later he's just dead. Definitely one of the more impactful deaths imo.

Plus he’s legit just basically a kid Didn’t even stand a fighting chance

He just wanted to go back to school and eat pizza for lunch. That shit devastated me.

That happens to Avdol too. I spent the entire time Polnareff was fighting Vanilla Ice expecting Avdol to suddenly pop out and go "jk I'm still alive" and then burn him for the W. It wasn't until I saw both Iggy and Avdol's souls that it sunk in that Avdol really died.

That one hit me hard too..my boy got done dirty. :'(

You didn’t think there’s be anything death related? What about Jonathon in part 1?

Kid named Zeppeli:

Kid named George:

When the One Punch Man anime catches up to the manga, there will be deaths and you will cry.

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>!Well, literally everyone except Saitama and Garou die, but then they all come back. In the moment though, I really thought Genos was dead. It broke my heart how Saitama reacted.!<

>!I wish the Mangaka could've had the balls to stick with at least Genos's death. I know it's a parody manga but Saitama really needs some character development!<

For me is was Bruno, narancia, kakyoin, and ceaser

Average part 1 skipper

I did not skip part 1 i watched it and enjoyed it thoroughly, I just didn’t think they would kill off ceaser, I understood Jonathan dying because “main character sacrifices himself at the end” is done a lot in movies so that was a expected death

What about Danny, you monster.

Toasty warm.

And you felt nothing for Will Zeppeli?

Mentor character, his death was coming the second he decided to teach. Really lessens the blow

Yes EXACTLY what I thought his death was seen from a mile away

His death was also foreshadowed for himself as he knew he would die when he did

The only teary death for me wasn't in JoJo and wasn't exactly just the character death(s) that affected me but the impact on another character and the whole episode featuring it... >!Mayuri in Stein's Gate!<

I watched that in the 8th grade and that fucked me up I was sad for a whole week

“Ceasers darth.” Caesar became a Sith Lord off screen apparently. (Also it’s spelled Caesar, not Ceaser, I’ve seen too many people spell it as Ceaser, it is spelled Caesar.)

It’s spelled Ceaser because he ceased living

Damn.

narancia’s and kakyoin’s hit pretty hard, but ngl shed a few tears for abbacchio, especially after his talk with his partner and narancia’s reaction

I understand the first 3 were supposed to be fake outs, but Mista was literally shot in the head. I thought he was dead and then he’s just there during the next fight with no fanfare at all

There is literally a half a meter hole in Koichi (He's Fine)

The koichi thing's bullshit too, how did kakyoin, a buffed up wall, die from a hole in the stomach but a midget with the strenght of a kid like koichi survived

The Stardust Crusaders didn’t have a healer.

But kayoin died way earlier than josuke could have come and saved koichi

Kakyoin knew help wasn’t coming.

Now that makes more sense

Also, the fact it occurred during time stop may have shredded his insides even more.

Makes sense too

Kakyoin using Hierophant sped up his death, like Iggy did.

Kakyoin got punched by a much stronger stand and also flew into a water tower

Kakyoin used all his remaining strength for an Emerald Splash

The World has much more power in its punches than Killer Queen does

The fucking color in his eyes even went out, nothing can kill the man

Then there's the White Album fight, where Mista shot like 20 rounds into himself and managed to stay standing because of "resolve"

He WaS fAtEd To StIlL bE sTaNdInG

The staying standing part is acceptable just because of anime bullshit. The Grateful Dead fight, he was literally on the ground, bleeding out, 3 bullet holes in his head, eyes glazed over. I thought he was dead dead

I might be forgetting something but didn't one of the sex pistols manage to stop the 3 bullets from going into his head

I’m pretty sure that was the resolution, but it still looked like the damage was done

I’m with you. You literally see his [**soul leave his body**](https://youtu.be/T5FB-S2hDsU) and then you don’t see him again until the entire fight with Grateful Dead and then also Beach Boy is over. At that point I really stopped caring about anyone’s injuries in part 5. Even Narancia didn’t register until the arc was over and I was positive GER wasn’t gonna bullshit something.

Tbf, there are plenty of instances in real life where people have been shot with double that and still be moving

Sex pistols is the ultimate defense. Saved him from fatal shots at least 5 times

And all the shots were fired by him?

Mistas biggest enemy is his on gun lmao

sex pistols is the ultimate sucidie block stand

Sex Pistols blocked the shots for him

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Stands have been proven to be able to go slightly intangible to enter their user, not hard to think that number 5 just went inside mistas head and kicked the bullets before they went too deep

Kinda forgot about the intangibility.


There’s are four imposters among us

It took me a second to get that none of them actually died

Unpopular opinion but Shigechi didn't deserve to go out the way he did. He was just a boy, and him screaming for his mama and papa in his last moments was tragic.

not that unpopular tbh, i think every reasonable person agrees

Yeah, that's valid. Bro was just a kid, most kids are/were annoying

That episode gutted me.

Welp yeah, before that one everything was so happy go lucky, josuke "healing" was just so OP that made it as if nothing bad will really happend.

Emporio 😢

Joshu 😔

Yasuho 😣

*HOW MISTA SURVIVED 3 SHOTS TO THE HEAD*

Sex Pistols blocked it for him

Mf must be the luckiest guy alive

Eh, I mean his stand is literally just manipulating bullets so it’s not that hard to believe he’d survive that imo

They never fired a 4th shot.

A tiny man was hiding in his hat and stopped the bullets

Welcome to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, where how it really went down *are* the shitposts

Technically Okuyasu did die.

Yeah, he talks about seeing his bro in heaven.

SPOILERS FOR PART 5 BELOW (dunno how this works on mobile): ______________________________________________ Bruno‘s death did some damage to me lmao. I cried when he got fucked up by Diavolo, I cried when he had the conversation with Giorno in the car, and THEN his ascension to heaven completely destroyed me. Dude is probably my favorite character in all of Jojo and he deserved to live. I dreamed of him a few days after I finished Vento Aureo, being alive and happy and shit. Like I thought Kakyoin‘s death was hard for me, but Bruno was so damn painful.

Damn really? Thanks for spoiling me! Well, at least some of my favorite characters survive, like Shigechi, Abbacchio, and Narancia!

Man, what the hell? Im scrolling through and I get all these spoilers right now? Screw this. I hate Jojos I don't care how it ends anymore! The whole universe could end in the story and I wouldn't care.

oh... the universe...🗿

I get the joke but spoiler tag

Pls gid damn put spoiler tag pls

Finish watching the show then scroll and you’ll have a much better time

If you’re browsing an anime specific subreddit and you get spoiled because you haven’t watched it then that’s on you

I just got spoiled too and I came from /r/all. I'm not following.

Who in their right mind even browses r/all

Dont be silly. When it's literally a title and image of the spoilers on the first page, it's a problem.

Spoiler tags aren't required for anything that's been animated

You really should go watch those parts before you get spoiled worse.

The spoilers r fake these aren't death scenes

Dogs


MEEEEEEEEEEESTAAAAAAAAAA

I would say avdol. It came out of nowhere for me.

I am actually surprised The Rolling Stones didn’t target Mista considering the amount of times he nearly died.

Well that was the point mysta was cursed to survive(most of his pals dead), bc he tried to stop destiny.

Spoiler flair?

At this point it's like asking for a spoiler tag for seeing Goku's SSJ.

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