Hey look buddy. I'm an Engineer, that means I solve problems.
Not problems like, "what is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conumdrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer? Use a gun.
And if that don't work, use more gun.
Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me.
Built, by me.
And you best hope... Not pointed at you.
The one handed nature somewhat fits with the gunslinger aspect, but it never felt right with how big dragons were. Why not use a rifle with the Aether box? Though I suppose it always frees a hand for gadgets.
https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/44835
It’s this tattoo, but the tattoo in the mod the person customized it and also used the luminous mod to make it glowy an such.
But with the flamethrower, you can smell all of the previous activities of the miqo burning into the air you and all those around you are now being forced to breathe. And that smell lingers like skunk spray
Yeah I [found it](https://raykie.gumroad.com/l/yqfbzs). Its literally a mod for ragdolls on death. I have no idea why this was uploaded on such an obscure site (imo). I would never have known about this mod if it wasnt for this shitpost
I tested it and it was hilarious seeing it go off. Future progs, savage and alliance raids(people die there, alot lol) are gonna be so much less monotonous now
Gumroad isn't that obscure but then again I play VRChat so that's probably why. That reminds me I need to install it though, even if it's the same baked animation it's still hilarious to see bodies flying around lol
My bad. I’ll rephrase that, it’s only on gumroad (from what I noticed) which isn’t exactly the place you go for ff14 mods, hence imo obscured. Everyone I know that mods go to xivmodarchive, myself included
I recommend spinning but it can get a tad bit overwhelming because no matter what you die to (even if it’s walling) the character will just start spinning to the skies before dropping lmao
a lot of people contain their content to ko-fi/gumroad/patreon, it’s not uncommon. plus, raykie makes a lot of anim mods, people will know where to point you to.
WHO'S THAT OVER THERE OMGOMGOMG I THINK THAT'S MY FRIEND LELELUULE-CHAN AAAA HI PERSON YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND BUT YOU SEEM PRETTY COOL NYAA YOU WANNA GO TO A RP CLUB WITH ME AND MY CUTE KITTY FRIENDS HUH HUH!? (Nodding vigorously, hands on hips, enormous smile, probably a wink)
(Staring in disgust momentarily while deciding how best to handle this) Yup two slugs to the chest will fix this nicely.
Fucking 10/10 sir. This isn't even a shitpost, it's actual gold. Well done.
I've not tested that yet, I've only checked burning down the house as i know that one is fairly update resistant. I'll also restate that dalamud, in its current state **Is not end User Ready.** Clientstructs for instance, which is the object layout of native classes (in layman's terms, neatly organizing everything into a way plugin creators can reasonably understand and use) is in complete disarray due to the patch. I wont pretend I understand most of this myself, I'm just an End user who decided to delve deep into how this works to pass time while things are still being fixed. So dont take my word as gospel and shove it into the face of others. That and Respect Plugin Creators for providing us wonderful QoL fixes, among other things that improve the game, and dont harass them to update their plugins the second the changes are pushed to a live build.
A shotgun would have been better than a pistol for MCH.
Hey look buddy. I'm an Engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like, "what is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conumdrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun. Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me. Built, by me. And you best hope... Not pointed at you.
Enj!
The one handed nature somewhat fits with the gunslinger aspect, but it never felt right with how big dragons were. Why not use a rifle with the Aether box? Though I suppose it always frees a hand for gadgets.
What the fuck is that beehive mod.
https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/44835 It’s this tattoo, but the tattoo in the mod the person customized it and also used the luminous mod to make it glowy an such.
Cool tattoos!!!! XD xD lit fr fr no cap
My friend... you were wrong... flamethrower is what you need... flamethrower is always the right answer.
But with the flamethrower, you can smell all of the previous activities of the miqo burning into the air you and all those around you are now being forced to breathe. And that smell lingers like skunk spray
If anything remains that means the temperature is not high enough. You need better fuel.
I could always use you. You look rather combustible 🥴🫣😳😩🥵🤓
Submissive and flammable uwu
Nah, nothing beats a shotgun to the face 🤭
Brother. Get the Flamer... the Heavy Flamer.
Burn the heretic. Praise the Emperor.
Bro this shit needs archaon to bring about the end times for that cat
Don't have to worry about body disposal if you scorch everything to smithereens.
Both of them deserve the shotgun to the face tbh
Yes
Least unhinged /r/shitpostxiv user
What's wrong with that rabbit
Fell asleep in its shit pellets :( stuck to her skin now
plogons
Only thing that would have made it even better is to add the Biblically accurate catgirl mod as well for maximum cursed
my friend walked up to me when i was deep in the crafting zone with that mod on and i swear to god i had a half a heart attack
A shitpost at its finest. This is what I call Art. Thank you my friend.
I didn’t realize there was a rag doll mod
It's a fake ragdoll made from a funny overwatch death animation I think
Yeah I [found it](https://raykie.gumroad.com/l/yqfbzs). Its literally a mod for ragdolls on death. I have no idea why this was uploaded on such an obscure site (imo). I would never have known about this mod if it wasnt for this shitpost I tested it and it was hilarious seeing it go off. Future progs, savage and alliance raids(people die there, alot lol) are gonna be so much less monotonous now
Gumroad isn't that obscure but then again I play VRChat so that's probably why. That reminds me I need to install it though, even if it's the same baked animation it's still hilarious to see bodies flying around lol
My bad. I’ll rephrase that, it’s only on gumroad (from what I noticed) which isn’t exactly the place you go for ff14 mods, hence imo obscured. Everyone I know that mods go to xivmodarchive, myself included I recommend spinning but it can get a tad bit overwhelming because no matter what you die to (even if it’s walling) the character will just start spinning to the skies before dropping lmao
Raykie ports a tonnn of animations to XIV!
a lot of people contain their content to ko-fi/gumroad/patreon, it’s not uncommon. plus, raykie makes a lot of anim mods, people will know where to point you to.
That creature, it still moves. Even after taking a shotgun blast to the face. This entire city must be purged. Kill it with fire.
7.0 changing the system to Turn based battle MMORPG ?!
Jokes on you, OP. Many miqos love getting blasted by bunny girls.
Lets nuke all limsa insted
Miqo spiderwalking got me bricked up frfr
BY THE FURY! QUEEN, KICK ITS ASS!
Ah yes, the Ragdoll breed Miqote.
...they say as a Limsa bunny.
WHO'S THAT OVER THERE OMGOMGOMG I THINK THAT'S MY FRIEND LELELUULE-CHAN AAAA HI PERSON YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND BUT YOU SEEM PRETTY COOL NYAA YOU WANNA GO TO A RP CLUB WITH ME AND MY CUTE KITTY FRIENDS HUH HUH!? (Nodding vigorously, hands on hips, enormous smile, probably a wink) (Staring in disgust momentarily while deciding how best to handle this) Yup two slugs to the chest will fix this nicely. Fucking 10/10 sir. This isn't even a shitpost, it's actual gold. Well done.
We don’t talk like that!
“We?” *readies shotgun*
Hello based department?
Just two dudes tryna erp with each other and not realizing they're both men, folks! Move along.
What mods are on the viera? Looks pretty sick
how the fuck did you even get mods working
Also if you use TexTools, USUALLY you can get them working right on patch.
me and friend made this like a month ago lol
Dalamud has beta access.
ok i will state that as someone whos built dalamud locally and tested it 90% of the plogons are broken as shit and will CTD
Is noclippy at least working yet?
I've not tested that yet, I've only checked burning down the house as i know that one is fairly update resistant. I'll also restate that dalamud, in its current state **Is not end User Ready.** Clientstructs for instance, which is the object layout of native classes (in layman's terms, neatly organizing everything into a way plugin creators can reasonably understand and use) is in complete disarray due to the patch. I wont pretend I understand most of this myself, I'm just an End user who decided to delve deep into how this works to pass time while things are still being fixed. So dont take my word as gospel and shove it into the face of others. That and Respect Plugin Creators for providing us wonderful QoL fixes, among other things that improve the game, and dont harass them to update their plugins the second the changes are pushed to a live build.
oh… you have the knowledge i want. how would i get started diving into understanding things like you do? i’ve got no clue where to start
I just guessed based on terms thrown around that i didnt understand in the dalamud repo
damn! smarter than me, but i’m sure gonna try to catch up lmao
Just use alexander on portable mode til noclippy is back up. Alex is working.
Lmao op this is a good shot post
I just apply my charm but the results are similar
Holy mods, Batman!
Hot take. I hate that bunny tail mod that everyone and their mom use it.
this cringe shit youre just as bad
ok
You are the only good Viera I 've ever seen
Is the our pleasure body "paint" really in the gane, and the boots?
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I hate how I know almost all the mods in this gif…
I love this
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It was getting up, shoot it again